I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The conditions are harsh, but the rewards are rich.

This is a difficult problem faced by Europeans. They don't know how to solve it. On one side is the extremely powerful Xu Yang structural formula. Just an extended equation can solve the problem of particle momentum in the quantum world. On the other side is An outrageously demanding requirement.

what to do?

It's so hard to choose!

Everyone...

The conditions are like this, it's up to everyone how to choose. Dean Qiao Sen said seriously: I have already contacted the Secretary General of the European Union. As long as we reach an internal agreement, basically there is no problem, but... need Give a strong reporting statement.

Internally consistent?

Do I still need to ask?

Of course he agreed to accept Xu Mang's conditions, but what about this so-called report statement?

I agree!

I agree!

Count me in...

Almost everyone agreed to the replacement conditions, but no one was willing to write this report, and in the end, Dean Qiao Sen came forward and signed it, thereby forcing other countries to hand over the cultural relics. Of course, the scientists of the country should also work together.

The original plan was perfect, but an uninformed person came up with a concept, what if... Xu Mang was tricked?

This is not an unprecedented situation. Think about how many times he was deceived by Xu Mang. The experience of Oxford University and the European Aviation Agency is still engraved in everyone's minds. If he took a completely fake formula, wouldn't he be deceived? Miserable?

finally,

Due to Xu Mang's character, Dean Qiao Sen set a rule that an experiment must be conducted on the spot to check whether the formula is correct.

...

hotel,

Xu Mang is writing code, let alone... His head feels a little chilly recently, is he going into hair loss early?

Xiaoman? Xu Mang glanced back at Yang Xiaoman, who was playing the game of Glory of Kings, and said cautiously, Are you free? I need you to do me a favor. This favor...is related to your future. Quality of Life.

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

Future quality of life?

materialistic?

Materially,

I am so good at making money, my old lady, how could it be affected, so only the quality of the spirit, could it be... There is something wrong with this guy?

you...

You became a eunuch? Yang Xiaoman said in horror, What's going on?

no!

I want you to help me count my hair, count it for me every day, and record the number. If the rate of hair loss exceeds twenty in a day, you have to remind me in time, so I can prepare in advance. Xu Mang said with a smile: How is it?

roll!

My mother, I don't have so much time after dinner. Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a blank look, and said angrily, You can't lose your love, and if you lose it, you'll get divorced...I'm so bored...What do you think? How can I make money if I count your hair and count your hair every day?

hey-hey...

I just said those love words that touched God yesterday, but you will divorce me the next day. Xu Mang said with a smile: You femme fatale... believe it or not, I will find you a competitor ?”

cut!

If you dare to look for it, I will kill you! Yang Xiaoman said viciously, Don't think about these useless things all day long, think about what to do next, you are really willing to give the broken formula in your hand to me! other people?

I don't want to!

How could I be so stupid. Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously: This thing is very important, even the United States only got defective products, don't even think about Europe...they even get defective products No, I plan to play tricks on them and consolidate my image in the minds of Europeans.

image?

Isn't your image a thief, a robber, a liar?

This needs to be consolidated?

well?

What about those cultural relics? Yang Xiaoman asked, Give it to the museum?

...

Go and hand it in. Xu Mang said to Xiaoman: Change your image as a big capitalist in the public, and see what you look like on the Internet. It's worse than me... Big capitalist, black hearted Merchant, Yang Papi, vampire... don't you feel blushing?

Yang...

Yang skinning?

Which bastard gave my old lady such an ugly nickname!

Yang Xiaoman doesn't care about big capitalists, unscrupulous businessmen, or vampires. After all, this is a fact, but she cannot accept the name Yang Papi.

Get out!

You came up with this nickname, didn't you? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, silently got the pentakill, then flattened the foundation of other people's homes, put down her phone, rushed directly to Xu Mang's side, and grabbed him neck.

I want to die with you, you know how to bully me all day... Although Yang Xiaoman said to die together, he kissed him quietly.

(°ー°〃)ε￣*)jiu~

...

It's all saliva... Xu Mang wiped off Xiaoman's lips, and said curiously, Xiaoman? I've never met your cousins, see if this is the case...Don My brother saw it, my cousin saw it, these... are all married people, I don’t believe it, your family has such a large population, why don’t you have cousins ​​and cousins?”

snort!

What do you want to do? Yang Xiaoman asked vigilantly, not to mention... Ever since the Chinese New Year dinner together, my cousins ​​have gone crazy, bragging about their brother-in-law all day How fierce, the temper seems to have risen a lot.

I'll tell you!

You take it easy for my old lady in the future. Yang Xiaoman said: My brothers and sisters, ever since they found out that you are their brother-in-law, they have been rampant in school and dare to talk back to the teachers. Listen to this. What are you talking about... For example, a teacher like you is an immature child in front of my brother-in-law.

Is this a human language?

Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily, You are a villain!

Xu Mang:? ? ?

...

the third day,

Xu Mang took special documents and went to the coffee shop on the third floor of the hotel. There may be differences between Europe and the United States. Dean Qiao Sen hoped that this replacement could be carried out in secret, so as not to be known by the United States and cause huge losses.

Xu Mang agreed to this, and he didn't want people in America to know that he had secretly hooked up with Europe again.

Have you brought anything?

Um!

Xu Mang looked at the three people in front of him, and said seriously: I can only give you one-third of the content. If there is no problem with the design, I will give another third. One of the contents is submitted to you.

good!

But...we want to see your content first. Dean Qiao Sen said, I'm sorry...because of your character, we have to do this.

Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously, Are you joking?

No!

Facing Xu Mang's refusal, Qiao Sen and his two assistants were helpless, and finally compromised with Xu Mang again.

This is the blueprint!

Dean Qiao Sen took out a data disk and handed it to Xu Mang: All the data is in it.

However,

Unexpectedly, Xu Mang took out his laptop from his handbag, and said with a smile, Haha... Is it very surprising? Why did I bring a laptop? Before playing routines, I am you ancestors!

...

...

...

The three of them looked at each other, each seeing helplessness in each other's eyes.

Insert the data disk,

Xu Mang carefully observed all the data and found that there was basically no problem. Then he took out an SD card from his trouser pocket, handed it to Dean Qiao Sen, and said with a smile, This is one-third of Xu Yang's formula. the content of one.

See this SD card,

Qiao Sen and the two assistants were completely confused, this...is this too insidious?

It was installed on the SD card.

Professor Xu Mang?

Can I borrow your notebook? Johnson asked.

Can.

One hundred million! Xu Mang said with a smile, Do you need it?

you...

Professor Xu Mang...do you think this is reasonable? Qiao Sen said angrily with a black face, There is no one like you!

No!

It's because you didn't consider this. Xu Mang said calmly, Forget it...can you tell me about the properties of the Higgs particle that you haven't made public yet?

Xu Mang said seriously: Although the probability of new particles decaying into W bosons and Z bosons is roughly consistent with the Higgs boson predicted by the standard model,... I found that it still exists in accordance with the standard model. Subtle differences, does this difference reveal other Higgs bosons predicted in some extended models?

words fall,

Qiao Sen and the two of them were suddenly afraid to speak. This involved the research of CERN. They were looking for other particles in an extended model. What progress has been made, or what discovery has been made, they decided not to tell The Chinese people in front of them.

This guy...

He is not a simple physicist. He has no general understanding of high-energy physics. He has just discovered axions a few months ago.

oh?

Could there really be other particles? Xu Mang looked at the three of them in surprise, and then fell silent. CERN's hadron collider is used for international high-energy physics research, but the so-called Internationally...there is no Huaguo.

From the attitudes of the three Europeans in front of us, we can know that they will never tell the Chinese people about their research results.

Give!

Look at it. Xu Mang pushed the notebook in front of Qiao Sen and said calmly, Let's sign the agreement next.

Although Xu Mang didn't know what happened, which made Xu Mang's attitude 180 degrees, but Qiao Sen readily accepted his notebook, but the routine was so deep that he couldn't guard against it. There... there was only one equation in it, but This equation doesn't work at all.

What about the second part?

Give!

Qiao Sen got the second SD card and read the contents again, but he still couldn't see anything about two-thirds of the contents. He could only say that Xu Mang was very sinister.

gone...

Don't try to rely on two-thirds of the content to decipher the mystery inside. You can't do it. It requires three equations, which can be deduced into a formula. Xu Mang said calmly: About cultural relics... .The speed is a little faster, and someone will connect with you when the time comes.

words fall,

Xu Mang left the coffee shop with his hard drive and notebook. However, he was in a very complicated mood at this moment, because he would face even greater challenges after returning to China.

back to the room,

Xu Mang was in a daze alone. The Standard Model of Particle Physics is the highest achievement in theoretical physics. It unifies the electromagnetic force, weak nuclear force and strong nuclear force. If you want to further reveal the structure of matter, you need more energy. particle collisions.

This is my pursuit. Should I spend tens of billions, or even hundreds of billions, to achieve this goal?

Hello?

Director Ye...I'm Xu Mang!

I want to talk to you about the Large Collider.

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