I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

he came

Would you like to ask for you? Professor Smith saw Xu Mang coming, and asked Henry Mirren beside him, Of course you don't want to know anything, Xu Mang will definitely not say anything.

All right.

I'm sorry to trouble you. Henry Mirren nodded and said seriously.

At this time,

Xu Mang found the members of his delegation, then handed his briefcase to a certain young man, and said solemnly: Use your life to protect this bag, if you lose it, you will be a sinner of history. .”

Hearing these words, the young man who got the bag was almost scared to pee. This is not helping someone to carry the bag, this is completely taking the blame for others.

Professor Xu Xu? The young man said nervously, Why don't you take it yourself? I'm really afraid that this bag will explode. I'm still young and I haven't married a wife. If I go to jail because I didn't look after the bag , I'm too frustrated.

You can't even look at a bag, do you still want to marry a wife? Xu Mang glanced at the young man, and said calmly, It's not enough to be optimistic, so get a few more people to protect you.

words fall,

Seeing champagne in the distance, Xu Mang said hastily, I'll sneak away first, and I will appear by your side when the time comes to sign.

gone

He disappeared into the crowd with a gust of wind.

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Seeing Xu Mang disappear, several members of the Chinese delegation present looked at each other. Everyone saw the helplessness in each other's eyes. As the person in charge of the Chinese delegation, Professor Xu Mang Is it irresponsible to slip away like this?

well

A leader like this at the booth is happy or unhappy? The young man with the bag sighed, looked at the black handbag in his hand, and was speechless for a while, don't let anything happen Otherwise, you will really go to jail.

Hello!

Is there a bucket of Haagen-Dazs? Xu Mang slipped into a small room next to the living room,

Asked a chef present: I saw the Haagen-Dazs at the venue, and they were all served in bowls. You should have prepared a large bucket of Haagen-Dazs, right?

Are you the person in charge of the Chinese delegation? The chef knew Xu Mang and gave him a list of personnel before coming here. Among them, Xu Mang's profile picture was placed at the top, and a danger sign was added beside it. .

Um!

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously, Is there?

Yes, yes, yes!

after,

Holding a bucket of Haagen-Dazs in his arms, Xu Mang found a corner of the living room. While eating Haagen-Dazs, he had a video chat with Yang Xiaoman.

Hello?

What did my wife see me eating? Xu Mang said with a smile, I told you that this stuff is really cheap here. What the hell, last time you wanted to eat Haagen-Dazs, I bought you two boxes. After spending more than forty yuan, the couple will be gone.

nonsense!

This thing is already very expensive. Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said calmly, Are you in the room? I feel like you are outside.

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously: The negotiations are all over. It's time for the dinner party. I'll sign the agreement later. I guess I can go back to China the day after tomorrow. By the way, help me book a ticket, a first-class ticket, book it for me. Eight.

Eight?

What are you ordering so much for? Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked seriously.

Order it for the rest of the delegation. It's hard for these people to stay with me, and it doesn't cost much anyway. Xu Mang took a bite of the ice cream: The semiconductor technology you want is already in hand, you can figure it out yourself Bar.

At this time,

Professor Smith suddenly appeared next to Xu Mang, watching this world-renowned physicist holding a bucket of ice cream. He didn't look like a top scientist.

Ahem.

My wife, I have something to do here, so let's not talk about it.

Snapped,

Just hang up.

Looking up at Professor Smith, he asked with a smile, Professor Smith, come a little?

no need.

Xu Mang, what's the matter with your dollar? Professor Smith found a chair, sat next to Xu Mang, and asked curiously, Are you really planning to transfer technology for one dollar? This doesn't look like your style. About $100 million.

One hundred million dollars?

Hehe, Professor Smith, are you underestimating me? Xu Mang said seriously, It's how many brain cells I've worked so hard to consume. It's almost the crystallization of my wisdom in Xu Mang's life. Isn't 100 million dollars an insult to me? ?

Then you repaid the one dollar? Professor Smith said with a wry smile.

No no no!

Compared to the crystallization of my wisdom, the friendship between China and the United States is more important. Xu Mang said seriously: As big countries, it is necessary for the two countries to live in harmony. Although there will be competition in various fields, it is benign. Competition accelerates progress.

Listening to Xu Mang's words,

Professor Smith frowned. His words felt like what the press spokesman should say.

alright!

I don't know you yet? Professor Smith said, What tricks are you playing?

No. Xu Mang asked curiously, Professor Smith, you can't have all kinds of doubts on me just because I do too many bad things, and occasionally do a good thing. In fact, I'm really a good person!

nice guy?

you?

Stop it!

Professor Smith sighed, and said helplessly, Since you don't want to tell the truth, I won't force you. After Xu Mang signs the signature later, be careful of some radicals from the US delegation who want to give Take a breath out of yourself.

words fall,

Before Xu Mang could speak, he saw the staff pushing over several movable blackboards, which were filled with various numbers and equations.

Fuck!

Improv?

what's the situation?

What are you going to do? Xu Mang asked in confusion.

To torture you. Professor Smith said seriously: The mystery of the proton radius. They hope that you can obtain the value range of the proton radius based on calculations.

What?

Let me use theoretical calculations to calculate the proton radius? Xu Mang's face darkened on the spot when he heard the request, and he only gritted his teeth angrily: I heard that the US Department of Energy's Jefferson Laboratory is using an accelerator to measure protons. Radius, they should have come up with this bad idea, right?

Smith was not surprised that Xu Mang knew about this. The Department of Energy's Jefferson Laboratory just appeared on the cover of Natre last month.

right!

They want to test you. The so-called most powerful theoretical physicist in the world can calculate the radius of the proton. Professor Smith glanced at Xu Mang and said in a low voice, Do you have the strength?

Some difficulty.

But you can try it, Xu Mang said.

As soon as the voice fell,

The venue suddenly became lively, and it was time to sign the agreement.

coming,

What should come is still coming!

After finding the young man who helped him carry the bag, Xu Mang walked to the middle of the hall and shook hands with Henry Mirren.

When Henry Millen got the agreement, he handed it over to the professional legal staff around him. After ten minutes of investigation, it was finally confirmed that there was no problem, and then he signed the Xu Yang structural formula replacement agreement.

certainly,

There is a second agreement.

Is there a problem? Henry Mirren asked nervously.

No!

But at the beginning, we have to pay a fee of 1.5 million dollars. The legal officer said seriously: I don't know if this money is all the money.

Professor Xu Mang?

Is one and a half million the whole sum? Henry Mirren asked.

Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously, It's not that it's just the cost of the server and assembly, and there will be transportation and so on later.

I watched for a long time,

The legal officer nodded and said in a low voice: Generally, there is no problem, it mainly depends on the character of the other party.

character

The key is that the character is not very good!

Henry Mirren thought for a long time, and glanced at everyone present, it seems that this must be signed

Swish Swish Swish,

Henry signed his big name.

Immediately afterwards,

The two sides exchanged the agreement in hand and shook hands again. The most humiliating deception in the United States officially kicked off.

at a later time,

Everyone began to happily throw themselves into the dinner party. Xu Mang was very cold about roasted turkey with apples, and it was already the limit to be able to accept fruit pie. I'm sorry for the dark ingredients like roasted turkey with apples, and he couldn't accept it in his life.

Apples are most often placed in pies.

Dinner is halfway through,

A middle-aged man suddenly said: By the way, I heard that Professor Xu Mang has also done research on high-energy particles, the decay error of neutrons, the discovery of Weyl fermions, and the discovery of so-called axions. Professor Xu Mang, as a theoretical physicist, The authority on the subject, such achievements in high-energy particles, make us feel ashamed.

correct.

I wonder if Professor Xu Mang knows about the problem of proton radius? the middle-aged man asked.

for a moment,

Everyone looked at Xu Mang in unison.

Proton?

I remember that ten years ago, both the spectroscopy experiment and the scattering experiment seemed to come to the conclusion that the proton radius was 08768 femtometers. Xu Mang said indifferently, What? You got a new value?

Roughly the same.

However, we need a theoretical physicist with strong computing power to help us verify the interval value of this value. The middle-aged man said helplessly: I don't know if Professor Xu Mang is willing to help us with this. As the top existence of theoretical physics in the world, and the winner of this year's Nobel Prize in Physics, there shouldn't be any problem, right?

Xu Mang didn't speak, and looked at the group of people quietly. There was a trace of expectation in almost everyone's eyes, which was the anticipation of watching a joke.

It's actually not that difficult.

Wait until I finish dinner.