I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When Jon Yager said Xu Mang's name, the hall exploded, and all the media people showed a look of surprise. Many people knew that Xu Mang's support was less than 140%. With such support, the Nobel Committee actually awarded the Physics Prize to Xu Mang.

Is it fair and just?

The reason for the award is to find the last piece of the puzzle in the theory of relativity—gravitational waves.

gravitational waves...

Many journalists from Europe and the United States can't wait to ask about the situation, especially those from CNN and China. However, the rules of the Nobel Association are that when the list is announced, no one can interfere with the whole process, including the reporters. The interview needs to wait until the end.

Beep beep!

Jon Yager called Xu Mang. According to the time difference, Huaguo time should be at 6 pm.

pass.

Hello?

Who is it?

Everyone heard Xu Mang's voice, that standard mandarin, unfortunately...many people couldn't understand it.

Ahem!

Professor Xu Mang, we are here at the site where the Nobel Prize winners were announced. Now I officially inform you that you have been named the only winner of this year's Nobel Prize in Physics. Congratulations. Jorn Yager said with a smile: Specific The awarding time is on the afternoon of December 10 every year.

oh...

Can you mail it? Xu Mang asked suddenly, Sweden seems to have blacklisted me. I can't go to Sweden.

...

...

...

Jon Jager said awkwardly: Professor Xu Mang...we will negotiate with the Swedish authorities and get in touch with the restrictions on you. Please come here...otherwise the Nobel Prize will be revoked, and Canceling the Nobel Prize is particularly troublesome and will take you a long time.

at this point,

Xu Mang knew very well that Richard Phillips Feynman, once the wisest theoretical physicist after Einstein, wanted to refuse the Nobel Prize, but later found that not accepting the award was more troublesome than accepting it. , Reluctantly went to receive an award and came back.

I see... Xu Mang said calmly, Goodbye!

Snapped!

Just hang up.

A group of people present showed a terrified look, and Jon Yager was particularly embarrassed. He didn't know what happened at all. He just chatted briefly and told Xu Mang something, and was immediately hung up by others.

However,

The whole process was broadcast live, and the world exploded because of it.

at the same time,

Far away in the magic capital of China,

Xu Mang, who just had dinner, took Yang Xiaoman's hand and walked in a nearby park. He was not surprised by the phone call just now. He knew the result a few days ago, but... It's true that he doesn't want to accept the award.

Unless Sweden makes a promise to protect their own safety, otherwise... they will not go even if they are killed, but Huaguo will pay attention to it, so I will mention it to my uncle when the time comes.

What's wrong?

As the first local winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics in China, a native scientist who has never received foreign education, why is he frowning? Yang Xiaoman joked, Are you thinking about going to Europe?

no...

I was just thinking about why not accepting the award is more troublesome than accepting the award. Xu Mang said with a serious face, I want them to send the award, but they don't seem to be willing...It's so annoying, I don't want to go Sweden.

Is there anything you don't want to go. Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look, and said helplessly: If you go, you won't die, and someone will follow you when the time comes. Weigh our own strength, we are not weak now.

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously, That's it... Forget it, let's go, and buy a watch by the way.

That's Switzerland!

What about Sweden?

how could I know!

Xu Mang took out his mobile phone to check the special products in Sweden. It seemed... that's it. There was nothing worth buying. He glanced at Xiaoman and asked, Honey? Wife? When the time comes, you will accompany me to Sweden. ?

certainly!

Do you want to bring another woman? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said seriously: I will be there to witness every highlight moment of yours.

hey-hey...

After awarding the awards, let's go to Switzerland and I'll buy a watch. Xu Mang said with a smile, Do I have to pay tax if I wear it on my wrist?

Yang Xiaoman is a student of economics and also a man of action. He said seriously: Theoretically speaking...you don't need to pay if you bring something under 5,000, but it won't be bad if you bring more. There is no entry and exit for watches. It’s recorded, just wear it on your hand, and throw away the packaging.”

Xu Mang showed a slight smile, and said cheaply, Then I'll buy more, ten yuan for my left hand and ten yuan for my right hand.

...

Hello!

Can you be a person? Yang Xiaoman was furious, staring at Xu Mang and said, I am so good at making money, my mother, but you still... just buy one piece honestly, and you are not a collector. What are there so many watches for?

finally,

Xu Mang planned to buy two yuan, and just now he was happy that he could save a lot of money. Yang Xiaoman suddenly asked, What will you do tomorrow morning? The world's news will be announced soon, so you should turn off your phone immediately.

Won't!

They can't get in. Xu Mang smiled and said, I've been included in the anti-harassment list. Important people can call me, but others can't get in.

...

it's over,

Next is the time for media inquiries, and this group of media has long been impatient. After the physics award was announced, these people couldn't help but want to ask questions. If it wasn't stipulated, they would have rushed to Jon Yager's side.

Chairman Yag!

I heard that Professor Xu Mang's approval rate is not very high. May I ask why you chose Professor Xu Mang as this year's Nobel Laureate in Physics? A female reporter from CNN asked solemnly: Is there something wrong? Telling secret?

...

The approval rate is only one of the criteria used to measure the candidates. Remember that just one is not the only one. Professor Xu Mang's research results can already ignore any measurement criteria. Jager said seriously: You are from CNN, right? Please don't make trouble next time.

Chairman Yag!

Since it is said that the research results can ignore any standard of measurement, how do you judge the importance of the so-called research results? The CNN female reporter asked persistently: Is it artificial consciousness? Are you deliberately favoring Professor Xu Mang? Partial to China?

This reporter?

Do you know what science is? Agrilian blacked out on the spot, and sternly reprimanded: You CNN and Professor Xu Mang are not dealing with it. Everyone in the world knows it. Instead of talking nonsense here, why don't you go back to the United States and ask you guys? Why is Professor Xu Mang's discovery so important?

soon,

The entire media inquiry time is over. Although CNN, a mentally handicapped media, made trouble, the whole process was quite harmonious.

However, the media's inquiry was over, but the world's discussion on it was not over. The biggest change this year was that Hua Guo won the Physics Award, and it was Xu Mang, who was the most hated by Europeans and Americans, who monopolized the entire award.

Many Europeans and Americans who follow the principle of white supremacy think this is a shame. You must know that Xu Mang has not received a Western education, and he has no background in studying abroad. He actually won the Nobel Prize in Physics, which does not conform to human cognition.

but,

Many physical scientists in Europe and the United States did not express any opinions or comments on this. They seem to have agreed to disappear at the same time on this day.

In China,

The situation is a bit diametrically opposite, and Xi Da Pu Ben is the most appropriate description. The major portal forums are all Xu Mang's reports. From the morning news to the noon news, Xu Mang has become a national idol for a while, and has surpassed any star.

Holy shit! Awesome! Professor Xu is amazing, he won the Nobel Prize in Physics alone, this... the prize money is as high as 9 million Swedish kronor, which is 6.47 million in conversion. Professor Xu is rich!

Upstairs, do you think 6.47 million is worthy of Professor Xu? Are you fucking kidding me?

It's not about money, don't make the building look wrong!

There are many posts like this, and there is nothing wrong with it on this festive day. Many people don't understand the importance behind Xu Mang's research results. They don't know the changes brought about by gravitational waves on the expansion of the universe, but... .. The bonus is very straightforward and can be understood at a glance.

Anyway harmless.

but,

Many media went crazy. They dialed Xu Mang's number and found that they couldn't get in at all. They always reminded the other party that they were not in the service area, please call again later... For this, the editors of some media could only take out their own phone numbers. Professional skills, start with a picture, the process is all about editing, or just copying cold food.

Beijing,

institute of physics,

After seeing the news this morning, Zhang Ju was very happy that Xu Mang had won the Nobel Prize. Huaguo had finally achieved a zero breakthrough and had a real winner of the Physics Prize, who used to be a foreign Chinese.

OK!

Finally, there is a Nobel Prize winner in physics. Zhang Ju was very emotional. If there were no accidents, Xu Mang would be assigned to work next year or the year after that to work at the National Academy of Sciences. Of course, his position would be an academician. .

actually,

Bureau Zhang knew the plan of the Academy of Sciences before, but this time the time may be brought forward a little bit.

At this time,

The landline rang, Zhang Ju glanced at the caller, it was Lu Jianping from the Metamaterial Research Laboratory.

Zhang Bureau...

Could you deploy some more experts in theoretical physics? Professor Lu said helplessly: Unfortunately...we don't even have a direction for the single-layer tin atom composite material project.

Hearing Lu Jianping's words, Zhang Ju thought for a while, and said seriously: I suggest you go to Professor Xu Mang, only he can help you solve this single-layer tin atom composite material problem.

and...

He just won the Nobel Prize in Physics. He should be very happy in his heart, and he will probably agree to it. Zhang Ju said with a smile: Of course...call again in a few days, someone else won the Nobel Prize, you let him It’s a little too much for others to help.”

Lu Jianping was caught in a conflict, what should he do?

All right!

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