I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

October,

This day was very painful for Xu Mang. He needed to spare four days to accompany Xiaoman's lonely heart. In the words of a female goblin, women are made of water, but now she has become stagnant water , because the heart is dead.

why die?

I didn't go shopping with her on the National Day, so my heart died... However, relying on this crooked way, Xu Mang really spared four days to have a good time with her. The original plan was to go to the surrounding attractions to have fun , but based on past experience, the highway must be blocked.

no way,

Meet Chenxi and Guo Tianmei, a young couple, and simply go shopping in the largest commercial plaza in Shanghai. However, they never expected that there are so many people in the plaza that it is unimaginable. At first glance, they are all people. After summing up, I took the high-speed rail to go to Jiangsu Province for fun.

don't even say,

Chen Xi didn't know where to get four first-class tickets, so the four of them... went to Suzhou temporarily.

It was the first time for Xu Mang to experience the brand-new Fuxing EMU. Before that, it was the Harmony. Taking a look at the speed at this time, it was 350 kilometers per hour. Xu Mang had to feel that technology changed life. In the days when I was a father and mother, I didn't even dare to think about it.

well?

I have a question for you. Aren't you engaged in theoretical physics? Yang Xiaoman, who was playing with his mobile phone, suddenly turned to Xu Mang and asked, I remember Einstein's special relativity, sitting on a high-speed moving object, Then time will be a little slower than the ground, can you calculate how much younger we will be this time?

Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, put his hand deep into her forehead, and asked seriously: Xiaoman...didn't he take his medicine when he went out? This is not a serious illness...you have to be very careful. Wait, don't get sick on the high-speed rail, otherwise... I will accompany others to get rabies vaccinations.

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, I see him dozing off when he is bored, and let him have something to do, but he is ridiculed in the end, look at other people Chen Xi and Guo Tianmei, loving each other, loving each other, my own.. . Played all the way on the phone.

snort!

Don't talk nonsense! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Can you be young? Is it because you don't have the calculation ability, or is Einstein's theory wrong?

actually,

Yang Xiaoman didn't expect Xu Mang to be able to answer,

She just saw Xu Mang being bored, so she asked casually, but... she never expected that Xu Mang would directly rise to the top. He felt that Xiaoman should be taught a lesson.

First of all...the speed of the high-speed rail we are sitting on this time is 350 kilometers per hour, which is about 97.222 meters per second in an infinite loop. The journey takes 10,800 seconds.

According to the time dilation formula of the special theory of relativity, we can draw a conclusion that through this journey, we can be younger by 0.05 seconds. Xu Mang said seriously: At this speed, we only need to sit for a while. With ten billion hours of high-speed rail, you can be younger by one second!

Don't look at 10 billion hours, just convert it... 1.14 million years is enough. Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and asked seriously: Xiaoman...after arriving at the destination, You're one tenth of a millionth of a second younger.

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

this...

what?

Ma'am, what crime have I done? Why would you marry this guy?

What's the matter with you? Xu Mang saw Yang Xiaoman's flushed face, his breathing was a little short, and he said with a smile, Do you feel that you have benefited a lot? Taking the high-speed rail not only makes you younger by 0.100000000 Zero five seconds, and I also listened to Teacher Xu's lecture, Xiaoman...you really paid for it!

Fool?

Did you master some kind of magic? Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and asked seriously, There were a lot of people chasing me back then, but they just fell in love with a bastard like you, did you hypnotize me? ? Did you lower your head to me?

cut!

You can pull it down! Xu Mang said with a look of disgust: I don't see any suitors for you. If life is a book, you can at most be regarded as a female partner. If you want height, you don't have height, and you don't want figure. , in addition to good looks and money, nothing else.

you...

You fart! Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and said angrily, Ask yourself, has your IQ skyrocketed since you met me? You were an idiot before, lying motionless on the table all day, like a It's just a bastard, look at the present... This is all due to me!

Xu Mang: @#$%...!

But don't say it yet,

God always arranges all kinds of coincidences, binding the system, and meeting Xiaoman, maybe this is God's will.

soon,

The four of them came to Yang City, a world heritage city, a national historical and cultural city, and a scenic tourist city with traditional characteristics. Xu Mang wanted to come here for a long time. He often ate the fried rice produced here, and he developed emotions after eating.

They just arrived on the first day. After sitting on the high-speed rail for so long, the four of them didn’t go anywhere. They found a local five-star hotel to check in. They didn’t have any guest rooms, but Yang Xiaoman was Yang Jian’s daughter. .

so...

This grand hotel was her family's property, with reserved luxury suites.

On the second day,

The four of them started the tour, and of course the first thing to bear the brunt was the legendary Ge Garden. This garden is quite awesome. It is famous for its green bamboos, and it is famous for its four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Take pictures, take pictures, take pictures...

Every time Yang Xiaoman passed by a beautiful place, he would leave a group photo of himself and Xu Mang. There were very few opportunities for the two of them to come out, so the group photos were also pitiful. However, Yang Xiaoman planned to collect two sets of photo albums before getting married.

to this end,

She specially customized ten sets of photo albums, two sets of photos of herself and Xu Mang, two sets of photos of a family of four, two sets of records of life, and the last four sets of children's growth.

Until noon,

The four of them sat on the strange rock by the pool, eating the snacks and drinks that Xu Mang took out of his schoolbag.

A garden?

What a strange name...Brother Xu Mang? Guo Tianmei asked Xu Mang while eating a chocolate biscuit, A courtyard built in 1818 is actually a simplified word. Isn’t it a typo? Or was it added by later generations?”

Tianmei, you're asking the wrong person. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile, Brother Xu Mang is in physics. If you ask a question about physics, he can answer it for you. This... how could he do it? !

sorry...

The big bar is online.

cut!

I came from a liberal arts class. Xu Mang glanced at Guo Tianmei, and said seriously: This character existed before the Han Dynasty. In the Historical Records written by Sima Qian, in the Biography of Huozhi, Mu said Mei, Bamboo is a piece, wood is a piece, bamboo is a piece, why is it called a garden.”

In fact, it is to show that he is a cultural person. Xu Mang took a sip of Bright Milk and said calmly: There are three kinds of ancient literati, orchids, bamboos and stones, orchids have fragrance, stones have bones, bamboos have knots, bamboo leaves are usually It is three pieces together, forming a character, and two bamboos are formed, so it is called Banzhu Garden.

The owner of this garden wants to tell us that he is a man of culture, but unfortunately he doesn't have much ink in his stomach, just average. Xu Mang smiled and said, Do you understand everything?

...

...

...

Completely stunned, facing Xu Mang's explanation, everyone including Yang Xiaoman fell into obsession.

Double Major in Arts and Science?

Does this keep people alive?

Xu...Brother Xu Mang? Guo Tianmei asked cautiously, You...how do you even know...this? What...what is going on here? What else do you not know?

hehe.

There is nothing I don't know! Xu Mang smiled: The Encyclopedia of Humanoid Self-propelled is here!

...

Sweden,

stockholm,

The Nobel Day Center of the National Museum of Sweden, today...a group of judges are troubled by one thing. This year's Nobel Prize in Physics will be announced at 11:45 am on October 8th, but...nominations has a problem.

Xu Mang!

Almost half of the people in Europe and America denied Xu Mang's qualifications. In fact, this is also an inevitable situation. He has offended everyone who should be offended. It is absolutely impossible to get the approval of the majority of people. He has not been directly eliminated. Luckily.

this...

What should I do? A middle-aged blond woman frowned and said helplessly: According to the system, Professor Xu Mang is not qualified, but...if he hadn't won the Nobel Prize in Physics, I'm afraid ...from now on, the Nobel Prize will lose its credibility.

well...

It's not easy!

The main reason is that Professor Xu Mang's support is too low! A middle-aged man sighed: Look at the other candidates...everyone's support exceeds 75%. Professor Mang, 13, 17.8 percent.

...

...

...

This is too miserable!

How did Professor Xu manage to be disgusted by so many scientists around the world?

How many bad things has he done?

I think...Professor Xu Mang should be selected as the winner. Another white-bearded old man said seriously: His achievements are enough to win three Nobel Prizes in Physics. What we need to think about is not whether he should It should be awarded, but to discuss what research results he should use to win the Nobel Prize in Physics.

but...

Will someone leave something to talk about? The middle-aged blond woman asked: Once it is hyped up by the media, we will be in a very embarrassing situation.

so what?

Who do you plan to give this year's Nobel Prize in Physics to? the white-bearded old man asked, Who among them can be compared with Professor Xu Mang?

indeed,

The detection of gravitational waves alone crushed the audience with an overwhelming advantage.

But the support rate is not high!

There is a problem with character.

at this time,

The phone rang in the conference room, and the old man with the white beard answered the phone with a serious expression.

A few minutes later,

The white-bearded old man hung up the phone and said with a serious face, It's decided... This year's Nobel Prize winner in Physics is Professor Xu Mang!

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