I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Noon,

Xu Mang ate alone in the cafeteria. Perhaps everyone's curiosity about him had been exhausted. Xu Mang enjoyed the happiness of being alone. There was no one else but himself and the plate of delicious food in front of him. The happiness of a man is so simple.

A bowl full of pork chop rice was covered with a layer of salad dressing. In this era when pork is unaffordable, it is not easy for Fuda to still provide fried pork rice... However, when Xu Mang showed a hint of With reverence and anticipation, Xu Mang took a bite of the pork chop, and Xu Mang couldn't help feeling that he was still young!

The one-centimeter-thick fried pork cutlet contains only 0.3mm of pork, and the flour on both sides of the pork is 0.35mm. The chef in the canteen has proved a concept with his actions. No matter where you go, you can provide unlimited pork.

Alas... Xu Mang sighed. He was overwhelmed by the chefs in the cafeteria. He endured his sadness and finished the fried flour rice bowl. Fortunately, there was a layer of salad dressing. Take it in the mouth, chew it twice and swallow it directly.

Xu Mang?

Why are you eating so vegetarian today? Fan Zhilong, a professor of condensed matter physics, walked up to Xu Mang with a straight dinner plate, glanced at Xu Mang who only had white rice, and asked curiously, Are you training yourself? ability to endure hardship?

Enduring hardship? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly, Do you still need to endure hardship? Professor Fan...you are also a married person, do you think it is suffering or not?

...

I feel very happy. Fan Zhilong said with a smile: Your boy is much better than us. Do you know how many people envy you when you marry a rich girl? Just save hundreds of years of struggle, and you say you are not happy. ?”

I...

What a hardship!

Xu Mang was very sad in his heart. Although Xiaoman looked sweet and cute on the outside, he was a strong woman on the inside. This directly led to him becoming a dad. He would cook and sweep the floor when he returned home, and he might have to change diapers in five or six years. .

Are you busy recently? Fan Zhilong asked, Should I find something for you to do? I just launched a project, which is a research topic on superconductivity. Are you interested in coming over to get involved? Maybe I can give you something different. Experience.

Xu Mang shook his head, and said helplessly, I'm too busy...I'm going to the capital in mid-October, and I think I'll stay there for a while.

The capital?

Allocated work? Fan Zhilong asked curiously: Why didn't I know that the school had such a notice?

Xu Mang shrugged,

He said with an innocent face: It's the decision from above... Mainly... I'm sorry, Professor Fan, I can't go into too much detail about some things. It involves a confidentiality agreement. In short, I'm going to do big things!

Um!

I see.

After bidding farewell to Fan Zhilong,

Xu Mang returned to his office, planning to take a nap, and then drove to the campus where the Department of Materials was located, and then finished the software upgrade, but the phone calls one after another made him very annoyed.

Since the mobile phone number was included in the key anti-harassment list, those media have only landlines as their channels, and they ring an average of 20 times a day. If they publish important research results internationally, it is not a problem to have more than 100.

In desperation, Xu Mang could only ride his motorcycle to the Department of Materials Building.

Xu Mang was used to working alone. With a bottle of diet coke and beautiful music playing on his mobile phone, he felt a little leisurely.

soon,

That's it for the day's work.

When I got home, I started cooking and cleaning. It was almost the same as before. After finishing all this, I lay on the sofa and fiddled with my mobile phone, waiting for the female goblin to arrive. Soon the door opened, and the female goblin Yang Xiaoman put down her bag, glanced at A glance at Xu Mang.

Every time I go home, I see you lying on the sofa. Yang Xiaoman pouted: When you have a child, don't be so lazy, if you are like you, I will be angry dead?

cut!

Speak as if you are very diligent. Xu Mang said indifferently: If you have the ability, wash the dishes at night!

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Damn it!

Always talk about this.

But Yang Xiaoman was not a vegetarian either, so he sat directly beside Xu Mang, picked up his head and put it on his lap, then stretched out his small white hands, and said to Xu Mang, What's this called?

Pig trotters?

roll!

My mother, why do I protect my hands so well? Yang Xiaoman said with a smile on his face, It's not for your sake, holding my hand makes you feel like returning to your first love, big idiot...not at all You don't understand my good intentions.

徐茫看了一眼小曼，小心翼翼地说道：“如果我说你不是我的初恋，你会不会把我揍死？”

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman smiled even brighter, and said softly: No...you are so good, you shouldn't have only dated with me. By the way...you had a total of dating before me. How many girlfriends are there?

Looking at Xiaoman's smiling expression at this time, and listening to the extremely gentle words, Xu Mang knew... this was the calm before the storm, so he couldn't help but smile awkwardly: I'm fooling you! Except you... I I can't even look at sleep!

Yang Xiaoman believed it, and she felt the same way, of course... There is another reason, this guy is so skinny, probably no woman can stand him.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang came to the Department of Materials Building again, and will finish all the work here this morning. The latest data in the database has already been deleted by a dozen or so high-achieving students. It is estimated that one hour will be enough, after all, there are not many data.

And the software... was actually finished yesterday, now it takes a little time to check for bugs.

Hello?

Director Liu... Oops! Xu Mang said helplessly, Don't worry! It will definitely be finished today. When will I, Xu Mang, be forbidden to speak? Is there a charge or not? Uh... charge a little, anyway, it's me fruits of labor.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Liu Guofang felt a little helpless in his heart, and sure enough... he still had to collect money, but he was worried that Xu Mang would open his mouth, and hurriedly said, Don't overdo it...just charge a little, five or ten yuan is fine, the price If it's too high, some people won't like it.

actually...

There is no charge for the database and intelligent synthesis software. The charge item is the software developed based on quantum mechanics. Xu Mang said seriously: The former is supported by funds, while the latter is done by me alone, and the servers are placed in my father-in-law's place. In a cloud computing company, is it reasonable to charge money?

That's right...you have to consider the impact. Liu Guofang said helplessly: Anyway, don't charge too much.

Do not worry!

I'm sensible. Xu Mang smiled and said, It must be cheaper than six hundred and ninety-nine!

Without giving Liu Guofang a chance to speak, Xu Mang hung up the phone directly, hehe... It's cheap if it's cheaper. Besides, I can't get the money myself, so I donated it all to Xu Mang's student aid fund for public welfare. Six hundred and forty-eight yuan, not too much, right?

...

afternoon,

A material research institution,

The person in charge, Lao Luo, is dealing with affairs. Yesterday morning, he called Liu Guofang, director of the materials department of Fuda University, and asked about database updates and software upgrades. The results were not very good, and he was still shirking responsibility.

at present,

The entire research institution is basically using the database developed by Xu Mang, and even purchased the quantum analysis software, each computer is 699 per year, including one software update, and paid for it, the result... only It just lasted less than half a year.

The database that was always being updated has stopped updating, and so has the software... It's been a bit of a lie since it hasn't been updated for a long time.

Bang bang bang!

at this time,

There was a knock on the door, and a young man wearing glasses walked in and shouted at Lao Luo: Director Luo...it's basically finished, let alone...the database hasn't been updated for half a year , but still useful.

yes!

If it's not because this database is too powerful, we must get back the money that was cheated. Lao Luo said with a wry smile: Do you have anything else to do recently? It just so happens that there is a local company that entrusts us with technical support. Let's team up.

good!

I think... this set of databases can be used by the public, but we are the only ones using it. It is a waste. The young man said, I guess the problem encountered by that company should not be a big problem. Rely on the database to solve it yourself.

this problem,

Many people have discussed it, but there is no result. Perhaps it is the price problem. It is really high. Schools and research institutions have local subsidies, but the public needs to pay for it themselves. Coupled with large-scale use, it may lead to The server crashed.

It's still a matter of money... Once it is open to the whole country, it needs a strong server support. Lao Luo said seriously: Don't study these things, it's not our own business, so let's do it like this.

Subsequently,

The young man left the office, leaving Lao Luo alone. At this time, he turned on the computer, clicked on the intelligent synthesis software, and suddenly found that... the software had been updated.

this...

updated?

So sudden!

The progress bar was very fast, and all updates were completed in less than a minute. Lao Luo was pleasantly surprised to find that the database had reached the latest version, and the intelligent synthesis software was also the latest version, but the software did not seem to have changed.

enough is enough

It is enough to be able to update the content of the database!

Lao Luo thinks that the intelligent synthesis software does not need to be updated, it is already perfect, what needs to be updated is the content in the database.

That being the case,

So is the quantum analysis software also updated?

With nervousness, he clicked on the quantum analysis software, and then...a system box popped up.

【Hello:

The database system developed based on quantum mechanics has been updated, and the supporting software of quantum mechanics has also been upgraded. However, in order for the majority of users to experience the latest and best services, we will charge an upgrade package installation fee.

The main functions of the new quantum analysis software 2.0 are as follows:

Acoustic field analysis: used to study the propagation of sound waves in media containing fluids, or to analyze the dynamic characteristics of solid structures immersed in fluids. These functions can be used to measure the damping effect of water on a vibrating hull.

.Piezoelectric analysis: used to analyze the response of two-dimensional or three-dimensional structures to AC, DC or any time-varying current or mechanical load, and has four modes, static analysis, modal analysis, harmonic response analysis, transient Response analysis.

Two types of post-processors are provided, a general-purpose processor and a temporal processor.

General-purpose processor: used to analyze and process the results of the entire model at a certain substep of a certain load step, or a certain result sequence, or a certain time or frequency.

Time Processor: It is used to analyze and process the change of a certain result item on the specified node of the model over time or frequency within the specified time range.

Upgrade package fee: 648 yuan per computer!

All the fees collected are included in the bursary fund to help poor college students complete their studies.

Xu Mang, stay. 】

this moment,

Lao Luo was dumbfounded,

All universities and research institutions across the country have exploded!

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