I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The weather in July was quite hot, and Xu Mang was afraid of the heat. At this time, he was wearing a sun hat, polarized glasses for driving, and a mask by the way. He was basically fully armed for barbecues. Of course, the mask was Xiaoman felt sorry for her husband, so she added it temporarily.

but

This is even hotter, and the heat is directly stuffed inside because of the airtightness.

at this very moment,

Xu Mang and Chen Xi had just set up the grill, poured a little gasoline on the charcoal, and it burned quickly, but they were the two of them working the whole time, and the other two boys were sitting on the side like uncles, Not moving at all.

Chenxi?

What's the situation with your friend? Xu Mang had a lot of opinions on this, and said helplessly, What's the background?

They are both rich second-generation, and they are good at reading, and they are studying in the Ivy League, so they naturally feel that they are superior to others. Chen Xi glanced at the two boys: These two seem to be from the University of Pennsylvania. Or astrophysics.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Fuck!

So awesome?

However, according to Xu Mang's knowledge, the astrophysics major in the United States is ranked first by Princeton University, second by Caltech, third by the University of Chicago, and the University of Pennsylvania is ranked twelfth in this major.

not good

That

Where are the two girls? Xu Mang asked curiously, What school do you study? What major?

Well

One from Harvard, the other from Yale. Chen Xi said, Mathematics major and physical optics major. In short, these people are all science majors, similar to you, Brother Mang.

at this time,

Xu Mang suddenly thought of the problem he encountered. It is estimated that the wire metamaterial cannot be achieved by these four people alone, but it can assist in the calculation of various data of extrasolar celestial bodies, which just solves the oxygen fugacity problem.

Not bad, not bad, this barbecue is a little rewarding!

But it seems that the four of them are quite arrogant,

They need to be convinced.

Chenxi?

If I say that I am Xu Mang, and now I want you to participate in a research project, do you think your four friends will join in this research project with a look of admiration? Xu Mang asked cautiously.

I don't know, let's try. Chen Xi said.

try?

What if others don't want to?

Isn't it very embarrassing?

Xu Mang wouldn't joke about his own face. These days, face is more important than life. If he blindly discloses his name, if he is rejected by others, it will be as simple as losing face. According to his personality, he will swallow it in the next second. Shit killed himself.

never mind,

Let’s take it one step at a time, but these four tools are really easy to use.

soon,

The barbecue meeting was officially launched. According to the previously agreed labor distribution situation, the four boys gathered around the barbecue stove and started the so-called grilled food. Xu Mang was basically roasting vegetables, and Yang Xiaoman didn't like meat very much. It's this kind of smoked meat.

According to Xiaoman, if you eat too much barbecue, you will get angry. If you get angry, you will get acne on your face. Leaving acne marks, in short, acne is very painful for Xiaoman.

have to say,

Xiaoman is just an ordinary girl. Although she has an angelic face, she is hailed as an angel who fell into the mortal world by many people who eat melons. Even though the chest first touches the ground, Xiaoman will eventually have the same face as all women. troubles.

But the girl from this is very real, at least Xu Mang likes such a girl very much, if everything is impeccable, what's the point?

Two brothers?

What's your surname? Xu Mang asked with a smile.

Miangui's surname is Tong, and the single name is Min. The very gentle boy with glasses said with a blank expression on his face.

My surname is Lu, and my single name is Bo. The boy who looked equally gentle said calmly.

Xu Mang:

how does that feel wrong

well?

Is this a form of coercion?

Facing the cold reply, Xu Mang didn't continue to talk to the two of them, and silently made a barbecue for Xiaoman who was enjoying the shade under the tree. At this moment, the noble Professor Xu became the exclusive tool man of the violent airport.

呲味味味,

After brushing a layer of oil and turning the corn, Xu Mang sat on the chair and waited for the corn to undergo qualitative changes due to the high temperature.

Tong Min?

A subject given to us by the professor, according to the metric of the expanding universe is s^2^2^2^2^2^2, where the possible curvature of space is ignored, and the specific form of the function depends on the material content in the universe.

Then how to solve the next four problems? Lu Bo asked curiously while grilling the skewers: I think these four problems are a bit too much, just the first problem is to calculate the particles with a mass of 0 ratio of energy and momentum at moments as a function of time.

well!

This is the stage where the first problem is already ridiculously difficult. The following three prove the state of thermal equilibrium composed of interacting, massless particles, while the universe composed of particles with mass does not maintain thermal equilibrium. Determine the neutrino issues of speed and power

Isn't this fatal? Lu Bo said with a face full of pain: I feel that the professor is playing with us. This is not knowledge of astrophysics. This is basically the content of theoretical physics. I asked if this is about relativity cosmology. content.

Tong Min smiled wryly, and said silently: Then what can I do? This is an assigned topic, and it must be explained, calculated and explained in words, and recorded in the credits. Professor, you can only accept bad luck.

suddenly,

The anger became a little dignified.

well?

How about letting Liu Yan and Zhao Pengpeng help us solve these problems? Lu Bo said, It involves a lot of mathematics. It just so happens that Liu Yan is a graduate student in the Department of Mathematics at Harvard. Aspects are not an issue.”

But

We are having a barbecue. Tong Min was persuaded, but because of the current situation, it would be rude to others not to barbecue but to solve the problem of relativistic cosmology.

Chenxi

Please and your buddies help us roast the rest of the food. Lu Bo said helplessly: Now Tong Min and I are ants on a hot pot. It is rare to meet Liu Yan and Zhao Pengpeng. They helped us solve the problem, sorry.

Chenxi is so angry, what the hell labor and management asked you to barbecue, you actually ran over to solve some cosmic problem, what does the universe have to do with the two of you, even if the universe is about to be destroyed, isn’t there still Avengers, they will save Cosmic!

go Go!

Xu Mang said with a smile, What do you want to eat? I'll bake it for you.

Seeing Xu Mang with a benevolent face, Tong Min and Lu Bo's affection for him soared.

whatever.

Tong Min and I can eat anything, thank you buddy!

words fall,

The two left the grill.

Looking at the backs of the two, Chen Xi asked suspiciously: Brother Mang let them go?

It doesn't matter.

These four people can't solve it. Xu Mang said with a smile: By the way, you are in Shanghai Normal University, what major are you studying?

Well

It's just for fooling around. Originally, my dad arranged for me to go to the United States. I didn't want to insist on staying here. Chen Xi said: It's not a big problem. I'm sorry for Tianmei. Her grades are stable. , and ended up studying at Jida University.”

They are all prestigious schools.

Actually, there is no difference. Xu Mang said with a smile, If you feel guilty, you can add more to Guo Tianmei in the future. By the way, your sister Xiaoman is very dissatisfied with your actions on this matter. It costs 20,000 yuan each. Baobao sent Tianmei away, and your sister Xiaoman almost exploded with anger at that time.

Chen Xi shrank his head and said cautiously: Will I be beaten?

That's not enough.

You can't get away with a scolding. Xu Mang said seriously: Don't complain, your sister Xiaoman is such a person, the more she cares about someone, the more irritable she will be, you see, I am always caught by her Beat up, this is how your sister Xiaoman cares about people.

Fuck!

Thank you Mang for your hard work!

Brother Mang?

By the way, what level are you now? Chen Xi asked curiously: I often see you on the news, and now I put your awards in the most prominent position. The head portrait is posted on the school building.

hehe

The level of an internationally renowned great scientist. Xu Mang said indifferently: There are too many titles to count.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Chen Xi couldn't help but sigh with emotion that Brother Xu Mang was basically invincible in terms of pretentiousness.

at the same time,

Yang Xiaoman and Guo Tianmei hid in the shade of a tree and chatted, when they suddenly saw two barbecue tool men holding chairs and sitting next to the other two returnee girls. Li took out his tablet and began to analyze the problem.

what's the situation?

Not having a good grill and suddenly starting to work things out?

Could it be

Are all those who have stayed in school so boring?

Barbecue requires precise calculations?

what's the situation?

What's the matter with these four guys? Yang Xiaoman frowned, and asked Tianmei beside him, What the hell are you doing together?

have no idea.

But one thing is for sure, these four people are not interested in barbecue. Guo Tianmei said: In short, these four people are very high-end, especially those two boys. The concept was debated on the car for a long time, as if I didn’t know what the problem was, it seemed to be a calculation problem.”

cut!

It's not that I belittled these four people on purpose, you Xu Mang brother is an authoritative expert in this field. Yang Xiaoman showed a disdainful expression, and said contemptuously: Forget it, ignore these four people, they are not the same people anyway.

on the other side,

Tong Min, Lu Bo, Liu Yanhe and Zhao Pengpeng are in a predicament. The four of them are not interested in barbecue. They take this opportunity to start to solve the problem of the expanding universe concept in relativistic cosmology, but they encounter obstacles.

One problem is already tragic. If the energy and momentum are 0 and 0 respectively, assuming 00, after that the particles will travel freely except under the influence of the above metric, how can this calculate energy and momentum and time ratio?

How to describe the thinking kinetic energy of particles as kinetic energy?

From the ^2r constant, how to calculate the particle energy?

The four of them were in an embarrassing dilemma in calculating the functional relationship of energy, momentum and time in the expanding universe.

half an hour,

For half an hour, I had no clue.

At this time,

A voice came from behind.

Your lamb skewers are ready!

Holding a handful of mutton skewers, Xu Mang stood by the side with a smile on his face. He suddenly raised his head to look at the calculation process in the hands of the four, and asked curiously, What are you doing?