I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When the installation workers left in the afternoon, Xu Mang received a call from Xiao Zheng. He was told that the funding for the graphene project was temporarily secured and that a new research topic was being launched. Xiao Zheng didn't tell Xu Mang what topic it was.

Now Xu Mang has returned to his old life as a salted fish. The formaldehyde in the gravitational wave detection laboratory is still volatilizing. According to the time calculation, it will take about ten days. There is no news about the rejected Professor Burton.

The bored Xu Mang was lying on the sofa, like a salted fish...Xiaoman was brainwashed by her cousin, and the force of her punches became lighter and weaker. Of course, it is also possible that her skin is getting stronger and stronger. Pain a little.

turn on the system,

Xu Mang glanced at his current upgrade cards. He had already saved 115 cards, and he was only 35 cards short of being able to upgrade to level 4. He wondered if the intelligence of level 4 could solve some of the major problems in mathematics today.

But this sofa is really comfortable!

Lying down and not wanting to get up...something scary.

Aren't you bored recently? Yang Xiaoman sat beside Xu Mang with a smile while holding the Kidney Treasure tea that he had just brewed, and said, The formaldehyde in the laboratory is not up to standard, and the class seems to be almost over. I see you are bored.

yes!

The thief is so boring... I want to do something. Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly.

Yang Xiaoman leaned into Xu Mang's arms, and whispered softly, Don't do anything... Just like this, let's sit for a day, and the soul that has nowhere to rest in the noisy city will let it get a little Relief, people nowadays are too impetuous...we have to learn to enjoy the tranquility.

Xiaoman's chicken soup made Xu Mang stunned for a while, but after seeing the handsome face of the girl in his arms, Xu Mang suddenly came to his senses.

You're an airport! Xu Mang leaned into Xiaoman's ear and said carefully.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

I...

this...

Make it clear that I am right with my wife, right?

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, he just said something quite philosophical,

As a result, this guy started kicking his nose in the blink of an eye. At this moment, Xiaoman wanted to kill him, but wouldn't what he said before become nonsense.

Don't be mad...don't be mad!

Ma'am, I can bear it!

You're short and flat! Seeing that Xiaoman didn't make a move, Xu Mang's death spirit began to burn.

*(￣dish￣)/#Transfiguration!

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///) kill you!

After a fat beating,

At this moment, Xu Mang was devastated.

(;′⌒`) Liar!

the next day,

The bored Xu Mang went to the physics department building with his textbooks as usual. During the stage of teaching the students, Xu Mang found many problems. These students almost never asked themselves questions, as if they understood everything.

Xu Mang was a little helpless. He was looking forward to these people asking questions, but... his expectations were ruthlessly destroyed.

After reading a passage according to the textbook, Xu Mang took the textbook and left the classroom, and went straight back to his office. Since the money was restricted, Xu Mang completely quit the habit of playing games. But others.

At this time,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang, and after looking at it, it turned out to be a call from America.

Could it be that the Princeton Astrophysics Society is looking for me?

hello?

Stop hello, it's me... Ding Jun.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Fuck!

Ding Jun?

Xiaoman's former suitor, his rival in love...and his best friend.

I rely on it!

What the hell...I thought you were dead. Xu Mang said with a smile, Oh...I'm a professor and part-time deputy director of the Department of Physics at Fuda University. What's your background?

...

I said you... Hearing Xu Mang's words, Ding Jun almost died of anger, but this bastard was really awesome, as if he had taken medicine, he ran to the point where he couldn't catch up in a blink of an eye, and he actually found him. Such an opponent.

Are you convinced? Xu Mang said with a smile, It's good to be convinced. By the way, Xiaoman and I plan to get married in two years. Are you angry?

Snapped!

The phone hung up immediately.

Xu Mang looked confused, then called back again, and said with a smile, Forget it, forget it...I won't talk to you anymore, what do you want me for?

Does the great director Christopher Nolan know? Ding Jun asked.

I know.

I've seen his Batman and Dark Knight trilogy. Xu Mang said, What's wrong?

He wants to make a movie that is a sci-fi movie...he needs an authority in astrophysics. Ding Jun said: I know Nolan's brother Jonathan Nolan, and he told me that the crew wants to find an authority in this field. Experts, especially experts on black holes, the first person I think of is you.

ah?

This...does this movie need to be so professional?

Scientists are also allowed to enter the crew, just to make the movie more realistic?

Tell me first, what kind of celestial wonders do they need? Xu Mang asked: I can solve some, such as black holes, I can basically calculate them, but I don't know about some .”

According to the script Jonathan Nolan gave me, they need a super-large black hole, and when people enter the black hole, they may encounter some unexpected situations. Ding Jun said: There should be no problem, right?

Super black hole?

Xu Mang thought about it, and said seriously, Are you in a hurry?

There is no rush.

good!

How much? Xu Mang asked.

...

You, a great scientist, open your mouth and shut up to ask for money, isn't it vulgar? Ding Jun said helplessly, How much do you want?

Can you afford one billion? Xu Mang asked seriously, The unit is US dollars!

Ding Jun:? ? ?

What?

Is this guy crazy? Being poor like this... Is Xiaoman watching too closely?

Xu Mang?

Did Xiaoman kill your finances? Ding Jun asked curiously, Why are you suddenly so poor?

well...

Brother, I'm really short of money. Xu Mang sighed, and suddenly remembered that Ding Jun was also a super rich second generation, so he asked with a smile, Are you interested in donating 20 million? Dude, I recently set up a private A research institute that lacks a lot of money.”

...

No money! Ding Jun said helplessly, But the film crew paid you a lot, one million dollars!

A million dollars?

nice!

Can you add a little more? Xu Mang asked cautiously, Add 500,000...I'll take another 500,000!

good!

That's 1.5 million! Ding Jun didn't hesitate at all, and directly agreed to Xu Mang's request.

but,

His decisiveness made Xu Mang very depressed, and he felt that he had lost money.

Fuck!

Ding Jun! Xu Mang said angrily, Did you take a kickback? In fact, you gave me two million dollars, and you cut it in half. Are you a fucking human?

The agency doesn't want money? Ding Jun said confidently, How about I make some money?

Xu Mang sighed. Ding Jun was terribly harmed by the evil capitalism. He used to be very honest, but now he suddenly...suddenly turned into an adult.

Alright alright.

Win-win. Xu Mang said helplessly, Then what...don't tell Xiaoman about this one and a half million dollars.

Forget it!

The film producers and investors will try their best to promote it. Ding Jun said seriously: You can't keep a low profile if you want to. Xiaoman will still know about the money you make.

oh...

Xu Mang was a little disappointed. Originally, he planned to deduct 300,000 US dollars privately to set up a small treasury, but now it seems that this treasury can't be built.

Ding Jun said: Then let's say it like this, I will give them your contact information, and you can do the follow-up things yourself, such as signing a confidentiality contract.

Um.

hang up the phone

Xu Mang calculated the exchange rate. It was about 10 million before tax, which is not bad... While increasing his popularity, he made a lot of money in foreign exchange.

Well...

How about seeking wealth and risk and fighting for a shot? !

Xu Mang called Xiaoman and said with a smile, Xiaoman...Ding Jun called me just now.

Ding Jun?

He...he contacted you? Yang Xiaoman said with a face full of surprise: The relationship between you is so good? He...he once pursued my old lady and me, you should be rivals in love.

He is very grateful to me now. Xu Mang said with a smile, I escaped.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman exploded in an instant, and asked angrily: What do you mean?

Just kidding you. Xu Mang hurriedly explained: Getting to the point, he knows the brother of the great director Nolan, and it just so happens that Nolan is going to make a sci-fi film and lacks experts in astrophysics. recommended me.

Good thing!

After you enter Hollywood, I will have the opportunity to find someone else's autograph. Yang Xiaoman smiled and said, Did you get paid?

Give it.

How many?

1.2 million U.S. dollars. Xu Mang said, Don't worry... this money will not be used for scientific research. We agreed before... the money raised will be used for scientific research, and the money I earn will be saved Get up and buy milk powder.

Yang Xiaoman was not worried about money, but she was worried that Xu Mang reported false accounts.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang hurriedly called Ding Jun, and the two colluded.

When all this is arranged,

It is resignation.

after,

Xu Mang received an email with some words of invitation, and then Xu Mang called according to the number.

After the exchange,

Xu Mang finally knew what the so-called black hole was. At first Xu Mang thought that the super-massive black hole should be the black hole at the center of the galaxy, so it would be very easy to handle. Just move the black hole at the center of the Milky Way there, but...according to their script, this Supermassive black holes are a bit of a problem.

The first request is oversized,

The second requires isolation,

The third requirement is to shock the eyeballs,

The fourth requirement is in line with the scientific concept, so as not to find fault with others.

Faced with so many demands, Xu Mang felt that he was at a loss. Before signing the contract, he urgently added another 500,000 US dollars. The final price was 2.5 million, and the middleman took 500,000 US dollars.

After one hour,

Xu Mang received several more emails, including the astrophysics requirements for the film, and the last so-called supermassive black hole.

But Xu Mang was a little surprised.

This black hole is simply too big, and it is required to be 100 million times the size of the sun.

A supermassive black hole cannot exist in isolation because there is nothing around it to devour!

what to do?

Just when Xu Mang was having a headache because of this, the phone rang suddenly, and at a glance, it turned out to be Xiaoman calling.

Immediately afterwards,

Received another text message.

[Xu Mang, I'm sorry... I accidentally got tricked out by her, you can ask for more blessings. 】

Fuck!

Ding Jun...you fucking betrayed me!

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