I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hearing her cousin's words, Yang Xiaoman was quite helpless. Xu Mang was going to be unlucky this time. Cousin is not an ordinary person. After all, she would hate someone who could not go home for ten years... What should I do? How about... do yourself a favor?

Ahem!

Sister...Xu Mang...he's not here. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly, Go to the bathroom.

Where are you? The cousin roared angrily: This bastard dares to trick me into helping him with the problem. What... what does this kid think? Does he still see me as an elder? Xiaoman immediately and He regrets the marriage, this kid has no character!

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

this...

This hurts a lot!

They all started talking incoherently...

sister!

Don't make trouble...I'm already Xu Mang's person. Yang Xiaoman smiled wryly, Then what...what's his situation? Why are you so angry all of a sudden? Didn't you already solve the problem the professors gave him? It's the topic.

What can't be solved! The cousin said angrily: This bastard didn't solve the problem at all. He was playing tricks on me from the beginning. Your cousin and I are also shameless people. After all, we all know that he and I are relatives. I had no choice but to copy the answer for him, but the copied answer became his answer.

That...

What about the back? Yang Xiaoman asked cautiously.

later...

A group of professors praised Xu Mang vigorously, saying that the answer was exactly the same as theirs. The more the cousin thought about it, the more angry she said to Xiaoman, Isn't this nonsense! I just copied the answer, and it's not exactly the same!

hear here,

Yang Xiaoman almost didn't laugh out loud, maybe others don't know his true face, but I know him quite well, almost the person who knows him best in the whole world, such as the sack that fell from the sky, the method of cutting leeks, and the killing of pigs The knives...all made by this guy!

So miss...was involved in so many bad things with him.

well...

Time is gone forever.

Then what...sister, in fact, it's also your fault. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: We came here for a trip, but you brought us to Columbia University. Of course Xu Mang will fight back. Tell me... this guy can't suffer.

You can't afford anything.

It's a bastard! My cousin felt deeply ashamed at the thought of becoming a tool person, but she couldn't help feeling that Xu Mang's scheming was so deep and his control of human nature was astonishing. Every step of his plan It's all so reasonable.

Especially the Chinese dictionary that has been turned over. Cousin doesn't believe that Xu Mang forgot to return it to its original place. This is just to let himself notice this dictionary, so as to associate the answer of the question with the dictionary. Obviously...he did it .

Immediately afterwards, he grasped a key piece of information. The fact that he and he were relatives had already been known by the professors.

This is so important!

It is a core of all plans, because the two are relatives, and this relationship has been exposed, so I will definitely help him solve the problem out of face.

What time is your flight tomorrow? My cousin asked with a sigh.

Eight in the morning.

At eight o'clock...it will be almost three o'clock in the afternoon of the next day's capital time when we arrive in Shanghai. The cousin thought for a while, and said calmly: I will cook a big meal for you and the young couple in the evening, so it can be regarded as a farewell.

oh...

Sister? Yang Xiaoman asked, Are you not angry anymore?

Go home and regenerate.

Snapped,

Hang up.

Yang Xiaoman huddled in Xu Mang's arms, gave the man who was holding her a hard look, and said helplessly, Look at you...I'm so angry with my cousin, I guess I have the heart to kill you. , don't you forget Murray's insistence that guns are legal.

Ouch!

I forgot about this. Xu Mang suddenly realized, and said cautiously, Then is there still time for me to apologize now?

snort!

Don't worry... there is my old lady, how dare my cousin treat you? Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: Could she make me a widow?

soon,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were waiting at the door for his cousin's husband and Xiaoman's nephew when they got home from get off work.

Aunt!

Uncle! This child was very clever, and he was not afraid of strangers. He was quite enthusiastic towards Xu Mang, but Xu Mang saw a little depression in his eyes when facing such a smart child.

The situation is wrong!

The kid seemed depressed.

In order to find out about this matter, Xu Mang secretly found his cousin's husband and asked about Xiaoman's nephew from the side.

Cousin-in-law?

Junjun is almost in kindergarten, right? Xu Mang opened the refrigerator, pretended to take a can of beer, and curiously asked his cousin beside him, Did you take any tutoring classes like violin, piano, and Olympiad before?

Reported!

All the applications are full. The cousin-in-law said helplessly: This is your cousin's idea. Learning more will be good for the future. I can't hold her back. I am responsible for sending the children to tutoring classes every day. I am really tired...

Are remedial classes popular in America? Xu Mang asked.

It's the same all over the world. The cousin-in-law said: Most rich families will send their children to cram schools so that they can get high SAT scores, and then spend money to send them to private schools. According to your cousin's plan, Jun Jun minimum standard ivy.

Xu Mang nodded, and silently closed his mouth, then the pressure was indeed great.

Back to Xiaoman, Xu Mang thought for a while, and said to her: Xiaoman... If you were the mother of two five-year-old children now, would you choose to send your children to cram schools? Learning piano, violin , cello or something.

Yang Xiaoman fell into deep thought, this is indeed a problem, although she has never learned these things, but...as a mother, her thinking will naturally change.

Maybe.

Everyone is doing this, so I can only follow suit. Yang Xiaoman said: It mainly depends on whether the child is willing to learn.

So far,

Xu Mang almost understood what Xiaoman meant. In fact, she was advocating sending a cram school. Whatever everyone did, it was all an excuse to comfort her conscience.

However, the issue of education is indeed a big problem that needs to be faced.

But Xu Mang wasn't too worried. After all, his and Xiaoman's genes were so strong, and the child they would give birth to must be a genius, a top-level genius.

soon,

The cousin came in a hurry, and when she saw Xu Mang sitting on the sofa, she couldn't help but glared at him.

This glance,

Xu Mang felt a murderous aura from it, he wanted to eat it alive!

Afterwards, the so-called big meal was nothing more than an American-style meal, a large Wellington steak, with some scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes, vegetable salad and the like.

Xu Mang was dumbfounded...

This legendary meal is a bit low-grade.

But my cousin's cooking skills are very good. After all, I lived in Huaguo for more than 20 years, and I have the gene of cooking in my bones. There is no discomfort when it is moderately salty. This dinner is quite happy.

It hurts a little while eating, it is also a woman, or two sisters, why is the food cooked by Xiaoman so unpalatable?

Xu Mang!

You have a deep routine! The cousin took a sip of orange juice, stared at Xu Mang and said, You made me dumbfounded.

Then what...

I don't want to do any questions. Xu Mang said helplessly, It's very annoying.

never mind.

That's the end of this matter, and then we're going to talk about your young couple. The cousin said seriously: I learned something from Xiaoman, and I think the relationship between you seems to be stable, but in fact There are a lot of cracks.

Xu Mang was about to refute, but was stared back by his cousin on the spot.

Don't interrupt me!

I know what you want to say, do you mean that you have been giving way to Xiaoman to make her feel happy? asked the cousin.

Xu Mang nodded, but shook his head again.

Should I nod or shake my head? asked the cousin, frowning.

Half and half. Xu Mang said with a smile: The first half is right, but the second half is wrong.

The cousin gave her a blank look, and said seriously: Now you must recognize one thing, you are not a couple anymore, remember that you are not a couple, do you understand what I mean?

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded.

Now that you understand the words, the two of you have to make a change. First of all, Xiaoman, you have to change your temper. It's okay to lose your temper once in a while, as a regulator in your life, but you can't do it too often!

Xu Mang...don't keep accommodating Xiaoman, be serious when it's time to be serious, and of course you have to control it. The cousin said, Did you hear that?

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded again.

Immediately afterwards,

It was the time when the husband and wife who had been married for five or six years came forward and told Xu Mang and Xiaoman a lot of taboos in marriage, leaving them in a daze.

after,

Xiaoman helped her cousin clean up the forks and dishes, while Xu Mang sat on the sofa with her cousin's husband and watched TV.

But...Xu Mang felt that his cousin-in-law was hiding something.

Cousin-in-law?

Do you have something to say to me? Xu Mang asked cautiously, Xiaoman and her cousin are not here...you should hurry up, or you won't have a chance.

The cousin's husband looked around, and said to Xu Mang seriously, Apologize to me!

ah?

Apologize? Xu Mang said with a confused face, Why?

Don't ask so many why, anyway, you apologize to me. The cousin's expression became a little harsh: Hurry up, there is no time!

this...

This... I didn't do anything, why should I apologize to you? Xu Mang was a little confused.

The cousin-in-law said even more severely: I'll give you one last chance, apologize quickly!

oh...

Cousin-in-law, I'm sorry. Xu Mang said casually.

result,

next second,

The cousin-in-law showed a gratified smile and said to Xu Mang, Congratulations...you have mastered the essence of marriage.

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

Fuck!

Then during the meal, Ba Ba Ba talked so much, it was all...all based on imagination?

I know what you want to say. The cousin-in-law said helplessly: That's what your cousin learned in the book, anyway, don't listen to her... Remember the four-character mantra I gave you, and admit your mistakes in time!

...

night,

Came quietly...

Xu Mang hugged Xiaoman in his arms, and noticed that she looked very happy, and asked in a low voice, Xiaoman...do you think what my cousin said...right?

I think it's quite right.

Big idiot... Yang Xiaoman arched her arms, and said softly, Do you regret meeting me?

Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's head helplessly, and said softly, Don't think so much, if you must answer...you won't regret it in your next life.

whee...

With a happy smile, Yang Xiaoman manipulated her little hands under the quilt, and asked curiously, Your waist is healed?

Xu Mang: 囧

damn...

Why are you so dishonest!

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