I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

finished?

I think the above is what we need! A girl from the Department of Materials said in surprise: Isn't Professor Xu too fast? An hour? Or half an hour? It's all done! unbelievable.

I can't imagine what happened just now. Hearing what the girl said just now, everyone present just wanted to keep silent. Professor Xu Mang Xu's speed has completely reached the level of inhumanity. It seems that several posts in the school forum are true of.

Saying that Professor Xu Mang is not a human being, he is indeed not a human being, and most human beings cannot do such a thing.

You say

Could it be that Professor Xu Mang prepared this in advance? A boy from the physics department frowned and said seriously, I don't believe that within an hour, Professor Xu Mang took our All the problems are solved, and by the way, even the follow-up problems are also completed.

at this time,

The girl Xu Mang told her to cry stood up, pointed to the proportions of the three elements above, and said seriously: No! This is not prepared in advance, here is the data from my previous experiment, and at that time Xu Mang happened to be Professor Mang is standing beside me.

hiss!

It seems that there will be no fakes!

Everyone fell into silence again. Professor Xu did finish all the content within an hour, not more than half an hour.

Fuck!

It's so frighteningly scary! A boy in materials science smiled wryly, I just met someone. Is this a movie? Is it the plot of a novel? Is there really such a thing in the world? Such people?

Yes, I have!

Didn't you see it today? The boy standing next to him said, Okay, let's stop feeling emotional, and reflect on ourselves. It is also human beings why others are so good, but we have such a background.

Why?

Because the other person is Xu Mang!

Is this reason enough?

Although people are against it,

However, he was deeply aware of his own shortcomings. Why is Professor Xu Mang so good? He has worked harder than himself. Otherwise, this excellence is not for nothing.

Not to mention how much time it takes to write the content, this amount of calculation can drive a person completely crazy.

but,

Professor Xu completed it in an unbelievable way.

I think

It's our attitude that's wrong. The girl Xu Mang said she cried about before said, We haven't taken this research project seriously, and we work with a coping attitude, doing two things casually. Next, then it is to shirk responsibility.

Compared to the fact that Professor Xu's status is so much higher than ours, but he still treats me seriously from the beginning, I feel so ashamed. The girl sighed, and said helplessly: Professor Xu taught me a lesson.

The girl's words touched the souls of everyone present. Looking back, this was indeed the case before. Although everyone present was forced to join and had a slight resistance to this research project, this is not a reason. In the final analysis, it is a question of attitude.

at the same time,

Xu Mang stayed in Xiaoman's dormitory. According to Yang Xiaoman's words, one of the two must die tonight. It was obvious that Xiaoman was planning to tear up the contract. She was going to unilaterally breach the contract. Xu Mang was very helpless about this. .

This treaty is really fragile, if it is torn up, it will be torn up, if it is breached, it will be breached, and there is no need to do anything at all.

well?

Xiaoman? Xu Mang lay on the bed, looked at Xiaoman who was sitting at the table seriously coding the thesis, and said with a smile, How is your quantum economics thesis? Is it difficult to give birth?

roll!

The thesis I wrote, my mother, is the level of the Nobel Prize in Economics! Yang Xiaoman glanced back and said angrily to Xu Mang, How can I wear clothes and cover the quilt? Are you stupid?

cut!

Only the Nobel Prize in Natural Science is authoritative. I'm sorry for the others, but they're all fucking funny! Xu Mang said with a face full of disdain.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman flew directly onto Xu Mang's stomach, then raised his shy iron fist, and blasted Xu Mang's head with a blow.

One minute,

Xu Mang admitted that the Nobel Prize in Economics is also authoritative, but he always insisted that the Peace Prize is shit!

Hello!

Can you not be black and white? Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a blank look, and said helplessly, Existence has a reason for its existence, how can you deny its existence so easily, you idiot!

but,

Xu Mang didn't want to entangle Xiaoman for too long on this issue. After all, time was very limited. At this time, Xu Mang hugged Xiaoman, leaned into her ear, and said softly, Where is the car going today? ah?

I didn't go to kindergarten anyway. Yang Xiaoman buried his head in Xu Mang's arms, and said creakingly, Oh, I saw what others said on the Internet, and welded the car door to death. No one can do it today. Get off, what do you mean?

at this time,

Xu Mang showed a frightened expression, and looked at Xiaoman in surprise. This is the rhythm of planning to crash the car!

the next day,

Xu Mang struggled to get up from the bed. He felt that his waist was failing again, maybe because of a herniated disc in his waist. When he bent over a little, he would feel pain. After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Xu Mang stood in front of the mirror and looked at his handsome self. .

I've aged a lot in one night. Xu Mang sighed. He thought that he would have unexpected gains if he rested for 15 days and allowed himself to relax, but it turned out that it was only a few days away from 15 days. From a distance, he almost died in Xiaoman's hands.

fortunately!

Fortunately, it wasn't fifteen days, otherwise I would really be lying on the coffin.

When he got out of the bathroom, Xu Mang saw Xiaoman wrapped in a quilt, with half of his head exposed, with a happy smile on his face, and behind this happiness was the price of the disk in his waist.

Ouch Ouch

It's almost over! Xu Mang supported his waist, opened an intra-city shopping app on his phone, and bought two boxes of wound ointment at a nearby pharmacy.

soon,

Xiaoman woke up from his sleep and saw Xu Mang sitting on a chair, staring at the computer desktop stupidly, so he knew that he must have been depressed yesterday, so he asked, Oh, you idiot, what are you thinking about? Don't you feel humiliated?

I have a herniated disc in my waist. Xu Mang turned his head with a tragic face, looking at Xiaoman who was wrapped in a quilt: It hurts so much, it hurts more and more, I think I'm going to die soon

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(っ°Д°)っ

What?

Protruding lumbar disc?

How can it be!

Don't lie to me. Yang Xiaoman asked worriedly: Do you really have a herniated disc?

Yeah!

I'm going to die of pain! Xu Mang said in pain, Why don't you accompany me to the hospital? It just so happens that I don't have classes today and tomorrow.

soon,

Yang Xiaoman put on her clothes in a panic, and it happened that the ointment bought by Xu Mang was delivered to the downstairs of the dormitory. After Xiaoman got the ointment, she hurriedly took out a piece and pasted it on Xu Mang's back pain. Saying that Xiaoman just pressed it lightly, Xu Mang felt his mind go blank.

Don't worry.

I called an ambulance just now. Sitting next to Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman said helplessly, You, you told you to exercise too much, don't keep sitting all the time, and run occasionally Running or something, see the tragedy, right?

Xu Mang: 囧

What the hell does this have to do with sports?

How did you get hurt? Don't you have points in your heart?

but

While he was still wounded, Xu Mang suddenly wanted to die, but Xiaoman didn't dare to do anything to him anyway.

Little Man

Do you think I'm going to die? Xu Mang said with a painful expression, If I die, please don't marry and become a nun.

idiot!

You just have a protruding disc in your waist, and you are still a thousand miles away from death! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily.

No!

You don't understand back pain. Xu Mang still maintained a painful expression: Xiaoman, I think I'm finished this time. In my limited life, can you help me realize a dream? Can you agree to my request?

Yang Xiaoman frowned. She felt that Xu Mang was playing with fire, but seeing his sad expression, she finally relented and asked softly, What request.

I want to beat you up. Xu Mang showed a trace of sincerity, and begged Xiaoman, Ever since I met you, I've been bullied by you and beaten up almost every day, so over time I have a chance to beat you up. Ton's dream

roll!

You still want to use violence against me, I think you are impatient! Yang Xiaoman glared and said with a dark face.

At this time,

The ambulance came, and Xu Mang was carried onto a stretcher by the medical staff and sent directly to the best hospital in Shanghai.

Under the doctor's observation, it was judged that the repeated external force caused minor injuries, and then a little medicine for bruises and a restraint belt for waist protection were prescribed.

After a whole morning of tossing around, the two finally returned to the dormitory. Looking at the heartless Xiaoman, Xu Mang was very angry. After much deliberation, he should report the situation to his aunt, and he didn't know if his aunt would support the return.

Hello?

Mom, your daughter is bullying me again! Xu Mang's tone was full of helplessness, I have a herniated disc in my waist. I just came back from the hospital. You know it's a waist problem.

Immediately afterwards,

Yang Xiaoman was standing on the balcony with her mobile phone, constantly explaining something to her mother.

at the same time,

Xu Mang was so happy in his heart.

When Xiaoman returned to the house, Xu Mang pointed to his waist specifically, and the anger that had just accumulated in the violent airport instantly dissipated.

snort!

I'll let you brag for a few more days.

afternoon,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman came to Second Grandpa's office. Today, the two of them planned to talk about everything and have a good chat.

Um?

Why are you two here? Second Grandpa couldn't help showing curiosity when he saw Xu Mang and Xiao Man. Normally, this young couple would not appear in front of him at the same time, unless it was something important.

Second Grandpa!

We're here to discuss terms with you today. Yang Xiaoman said with a serious face, You've gone too far. Xu Mang is your grandson-in-law, so he didn't even help him. You know he is in the gravitational wave How much money has been deposited in the detection laboratory? A total of more than 14 million!

What?

Why so much? Second Grandpa was stunned for a moment: Xu Mang, where did you get so much money?

He earned it by himself. Yang Xiaoman said: It is said that the officials and the school of Shanghai invested five million. Isn't it too much to want to point fingers with such a small amount of money?

words fall,

Xiaoman took out a bank card, handed it in front of the second grandfather, and said seriously: We don't want this fund anymore, and this little fund is useless.

Nonsense! The second grandfather frowned, and reprimanded Yang Xiaoman: Do you know what you are doing? Do you negotiate conditions like this?

at this time,

Xu Mang suddenly said, Second Grandpa, you don't have to blame Xiaoman, that's exactly what I meant.

As soon as the voice fell,

The office was silent.

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