I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The day before the start of school at Fuda, most of the students had already arrived at school, and some even arrived at school a week earlier, but these students were almost all nestled in the dormitory, playing games every day, day and night.

well?

Have you heard? A student in a freshman dormitory said to his roommate: Professor Xu Mang Xu is the acting deputy director of our physics department. The three electives are quantum field theory, nonlinear physics and relativistic mechanics.

Fuck!

Then I won't take these three elective courses. Another student said in horror: It may be more difficult than reaching the sky to get credits from Professor Xu.

yes!

But it just so happens that quantum field theory is qualified for relativistic mechanics, and we have to choose...it's so embarrassing. The previous student said painfully.

It's really embarrassing,

For Professor Xu Mangxu, all the students in the physics department have complicated feelings for him, it is because of this kind of person... a person with no moral bottom line, who actually produces that kind of difficult math paper, which leads to batches of students failed.

However, he has incomparable wisdom. In just half a year, he has obtained an impact factor of more than 250. He has been published in natural journals five times by himself, and two of them have been on the cover of the journals.

Really angry and hate and awe.

Do you know about the online scolding war a few days ago? The former classmate said: Professor Xu is also awesome, live broadcasting on the whole network... slapping the face of those big V public knowledge, now those people I dare not speak anymore.

No!

As for those so-called big V public intellectuals, they really take themselves seriously, and don't even look at who Professor Xu is. Another student said with disdain.

at the same time,

Xu Mang was planning to fool Xiaoman.

Hello!

I said what are you doing? Yang Xiaoman lay on the sofa, saw Xu Mang's anxious face, and asked curiously: Like a big idiot, hurry up and tell me to stop, I feel dizzy when I see you .”

...

Xiaoman? Xu Mang walked to Xiaoman's side slowly,

Holding her in his arms with a smile, he said softly, I bought a car...

ah?

You bought a car? Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment: Why don't I know?

Xu Mang opened his mouth. If you knew this, you might have to wring your head off.

what to do?

How to get over it?

After thinking about it carefully, Xu Mang decided to take Xiaoman around and let her experience the fun of a heavy motorcycle.

Walk!

Pick up the car with me!

soon,

The two came outside a Damao motorcycle shop, and Yang Xiaoman's face was pulled down on the spot. She hated the motorcycle as a means of transportation, it was too dangerous.

You bought a motorcycle? Yang Xiaoman said angrily with a dark face.

Hey! Xu Mang leaned into Xiaoman's ear and said softly, Actually, I bought two!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Return two?

You don't know how to write dead characters, do you?

no!

I want to ride a motorcycle in my next life! Yang Xiaoman said, If you dare to pick up a car today, you will sleep on the sofa with you for the rest of your life!

words fall,

Xiaoman left without looking back, but was forcibly grabbed by Xu Mang.

release!

Let me tell you... I will never ride your motorcycle in my life! Yang Xiaoman shouted at Xu Mang while struggling, I won't even die!

after an hour,

Yang Xiaoman sat in the back seat of the Ducati Big Devil, hugged Xu Mang's waist tightly, and shuttled through the traffic.

So angry!

In the end, he still couldn't resist this guy's sweet words.

a word i love you...

It was taken down by him.

Finally came the day when Fuda started school.

Xu Mang changed to a Ducati 1299 and drove Xiaoman to school. Speaking of these two heavy motorcycles, he was criticized by Yang's father and Yang's mother last night. Fortunately, Xiaoman helped her a lot and convinced her parents. .

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???

???

I go!

Isn't this Xu Mang, Professor Xu?

Fuck!

So fucking handsome!

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman downstairs to her dormitory, and the moment he took off the helmet, all the students nearby were stunned. He was dressed in a handsome motorcycle suit and a super cool carbon fiber helmet, probably the most fashionable in history. professor?

The relationship between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman has long been known. Although there are many rumors and rumors to slander, the overall situation is still good. Many people are impressed by the pure love between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman. conquer.

but...

It's a little impure now.

I am leaving.

Well... Yang Xiaoman nodded: Be careful!

Leaving Xiaoman's campus,

Xu Mang drove his motorcycle to the Department of Physics building. As the deputy director of the Department of Physics, Xu Mang naturally parked his car downstairs for no other reason...just to let more students see his newly bought motorcycle. , is so vulgar.

Hi Professor Xu!

Morning Professor Xu!

Professor Xu...

On the way to the office, Xu Mang met a lot of students, who were still as enthusiastic as before, and did not ignore each other because Xu Mang failed their high math.

at this time,

Director Fang just walked out of the cafeteria with his briefcase. When he arrived at the Department of Physics building, he saw a cool motorcycle supercar and frowned.

Which bastard dares to be so presumptuous?

Ignoring school rules?

well!

Whose car does this belong to? Director Fang asked a classmate with black lines on his face.

Professor Xu's.

Director Fang:? ? ?

this...

Too,

Whoever dares to be so bold in school is Xu Bold.

When he came to Xu Mang's office, Director Fang pushed the door open and walked in. He saw that he was crossing his legs and holding a mobile phone in his hand. He was obviously playing a game. Good guy... This doesn't look like a deputy director at all. !

Xu Mang!

Why did you park your motorcycle underneath? Director Fang said angrily, As the deputy director of the physics department, how can you take the lead and play a bad role?

Convenient!

Oh...Director Fang is fine. Xu Mang said with a smile: I see many students park their bicycles downstairs, so why is my motorcycle not working? They all have two wheels, so why not? ?”

...

I said you brat, did you argue with me? Director Fang said helplessly, Forget it...you can do whatever you like, but don't be too fast in school.

Um!

words fall,

Xu Mang hurriedly said, Director Fang...the list hasn't been decided yet, has it?

Not yet.

There is a girl named Hu Jie in my sophomore year. She is very good... She is the only one who passed the theoretical physics exam. Xu Mang said, Give her a chance to practice.

Hu Jie?

I see. Director Fang nodded, and glanced at Xu Mang: You seem very relaxed?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, glanced at his empty desktop, and said embarrassingly, I'm going to be busy soon...Really...I...I have to prepare lessons, and I seem to have my high math class tomorrow afternoon , from the third class of Theoretical Physics.

Then prepare well.

finished speaking,

Director Fang left the office.

Seeing the back of Director Fang leaving, Xu Mang showed a disdainful smile. Does this still require lesson preparation?

at this time,

Xu Mang took out the parameters of the laser interference equipment from the drawer. He wanted to write a detailed plan for the next detection of gravitational waves. Otherwise, it would be difficult to succeed if someone had the equipment without a detailed plan.

However, when Xu Mang picked up the pen, he found that he couldn't find an entry point at all. In the end, Xu Mang could only start with the general theory of relativity. In the equations of general relativity, the linearized weak field equation has a wave solution. This shear wave is produced by the time variation of the mass quadrupole moment.

In this way, according to the predictions of general relativity, the main task of my laboratory is to observe black holes, collect the waveforms of black holes, and find out the data that conforms to general relativity on black hole precession and merger and the formation of a single black hole.

There should be a compact binary star system...

but,

How should this step be implemented?

Academically,

Xu Mang belonged to the kind who was good at theory, but knew nothing about actual operation.

In desperation, Xu Mang handed over this task to brother Chuan Xiao. As a professional astrophysics researcher, he should have no problem with the arrangement of the plan.

As a result, in the afternoon,

Xu Mang received an email from Brother Chuan Xiao, and opened it to see a very detailed planning report.

This ability...

We need a salary increase! Xu Mang was very satisfied with Brother Chuanxiao's efficiency.

In Brother Chuanxiao's plan, every step is very detailed, even down to the specific steps that everyone needs to do.

first,

Look for the compact binary star system, then analyze the possible probability from it, then detect the frequency band of this compact binary star system, and finally receive the signal of this compact binary star system and calculate and fit it with numerical relativity.

night,

Xu Mang arrived at his new residence, a 30-square-meter apartment, not to mention that even though the area was small, it had everything that should be in it, such as a refrigerator, washing machine, air conditioner, and so on.

Silently took a photo and sent it directly to Yang Xiaoman, which stimulated her nerves, as expected... Ten seconds later, the phone rang, and the caller was the violent airport Xiaoman.

Immediately after being scolded,

Xu Mang spent another half an hour comforting her.

At this moment, Xiaoman is very puzzled, why do boys like to spend a minute to piss off their girlfriend, and then spend half an hour to make her happy, is there something wrong with their brains?

And Xu Mang gave the answer... because he was idle.

the next day,

It was still the same as yesterday, when he came to the office and sat in a daze, for the current Xu Mang, he needed to stay up until the afternoon, and he would not be bored in the afternoon.

It's afternoon,

Xu Mang looked at his phone. There were five minutes left for class, and it was almost time to leave.

The Department of Physics building was very familiar to him. Xu Mang could find the classroom with his eyes closed. The classroom for his junior year in theoretical physics was on the second floor.

Fuck!

Where are people? Xu Mang came to the classroom and was horrified to find that there was no one.

what's the situation?

Where are the students?

Skip class?

Then it's impossible for the whole class to escape, right?

It's over, it's over...

It seems to have changed classrooms. Xu Mang was so panicked that his back felt chills, don't swear casually, the consequences will be disastrous!

For twenty minutes,

Xu Mang just found the classroom he needed to attend. Seeing the helpless expressions of the students present, Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, and said calmly, I'm sorry...I got lost.

...

...

...

For this reason,

It's just ridiculous!

Two hours later, Xu Mang finished class and was about to return to the apartment. As soon as he opened the door of the apartment, he received a call from his second grandfather.

Xu Mang...

You can come to my office and kill yourself.

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