I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Brother Mang?!

Chen Xi accidentally received a call from Xu Mang. His words were filled with shock, and he said excitedly, Brother Mang...Happy New Year!

Let's have fun together. Xu Mang said with a smile, I have something to ask you this time. Can you help me contact various portals and the official Weibo. I want to conduct a live broadcast.

ah?

Oh... Chen Xi said seriously: Brother Mang, leave this matter to me.

after,

The two briefly recounted the old days, and talked about some things, most of which were Xu Mang teaching Chen Xi to study hard, but after hearing Chen Xi's grades, Xu Mang felt that he was talking nonsense.

You... have developed into three books. Xu Mang said helplessly, Are you going to study three books, or go abroad to study?

My dad wants me to study abroad...but I want to stay in China. Chen Xi asked cautiously: Brother Mang...what do you think I should do? Should I study abroad or stay in China? ?”

Xu Mang thought for a moment, then said calmly, It's up to you.

I...

I'd better stay in China. Chen Xi said.

Let's go abroad to study. Xu Mang gave an answer: According to the routines in the TV series, the sons of some large enterprises are basically graduates from foreign universities, or from top universities in China. You have to keep up with the pace of the times. !

...

this...

And this statement?

Chen Xi was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: Brother Mang...are you kidding me?

Do you think I'm a joker? Xu Mang said with a smile: You have to start from the actual situation. Of course, this is just my personal opinion. Whether to go or stay is up to you.

I hung up.

Remember to help me get things done, and send me a WeChat message after it's done.

words fall,

Xu Mang hung up the phone directly.

live streaming...

It's still the whole network type, which is a bit interesting!

Xu Mang planned to use a webcast to explain one thing to all netizens. Who told you that lasers have nothing to do with gravitational waves?

certainly,

The reason why Xu Mang dared to disclose it was actually very simple. Other scientists had proved these contents, but what he did was to prove the correctness of reality. is correct.

before dinner,

Yang Jian called Xu Mang out alone, and Weng and his son-in-law had a conversation, mainly about the later discussion and educating Xu Mang.

Xu Mang!

We must learn from this lesson. Yang Jian said solemnly: Even if you are in the field of postgraduate entrance examination, you must always be on guard against others' suppression of you. Now your status is too high, and many people want to pull you down. ,must be careful!

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously, Dad, I understand!

words fall,

Xu Mang asked cautiously, Dad... did you help me this time?

Yang Jian patted Xu Mang on the shoulder, and said calmly: You are the number one in the talent introduction plan of Shanghai, and you are the leader of the young people in Shanghai, so there will never be any accidents for you, otherwise many people I can't hold back my face, which is why I have been helping you lead the way.

oh...

When the two returned to the dining table, Mother Yang started her education. The meaning was similar to that of Yang Jian, that was, to make Xu Mang act carefully. Apart from his own status, the title of son-in-law of the Yang family would also cause a lot of trouble.

According to Yang's mother's guess, it is very likely that Yang Hong Group's competitors are doing the trick this time.

had dinner,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman planned to go for a walk. After the New Year's Eve, the magic city became alive again. It was originally an empty lonely city at night, but now there were a lot of strangers.

well?

My mother proposed to buy a house for the two of us last time. Yang Xiaoman said: She thinks we two are usually too much...

Too much? Xu Mang asked curiously.

oops!

You know it clearly, but you still pretend you don't know. Yang Xiaoman suddenly became shy, and gave Xu Mang a blank look: That's...that's the kind that understands.

Xu Mang glanced at the fact that there was no one in private, pinched Xiaoman's chin, lifted it up slightly, and asked Xiaoman gently, Is that so?

words fall,

He kissed Xiaoman.

After Yang Xiaoman felt Xu Mang's romantic move, he stood on tiptoe full of excitement, slowly closed his eyes, and waited for the most romantic thing to happen, but... he waited for 30 seconds, but it didn't happen The picture that should happen in your mind.

open your eyes

Seeing Xu Mang staring at him with a cheap smile.

It's not that the two of us are too much, but you are too much. Xu Mang said with a smile.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Very angry!

I was tricked by this idiot!

hehe!

You can sleep on the sofa at night. Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said expressionlessly, If you dare to enter the room, I will beat you to death!

night,

It came again quietly.

Sure enough, Xu Mang was kicked out of the room by Yang Xiaoman. At this time, he hugged the thrown quilt and pillow, and silently came to the sofa in the living room. Sleeping on the sofa is a skill that every man must learn. Xu Mang is sleeping on the sofa. In the field, people who have just entered the industry.

but...

His talent for sleeping on the sofa is higher than anyone else, and his debut is a subversion.

[Sofa sleeping skill detected, sofa sleeping skill has been unlocked]

Sleeping sofa skill +1

Sleeping sofa skill +1

Xu Mang: 囧

don't even say,

This skill is very useful!

But will the skill value be too much? Does the system think that in the future it will be with the sofa?

Ding!

WeChat notification sound.

Bits of life: I'm a little cold...

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: then freeze to death.

Bits of life: [angry]

Bits of life: So what...Is it okay if I am wrong? You come back quickly.

The dream of female creatures in the whole universe: You let me go and go back, and let me go back, isn't it too dignified? If you beat me to death, I won't go back!

a minute later,

Holding the quilt and pillows in his arms, Xu Mang appeared outside the room, and walked in quietly with a smirk.

Huh?

When did you buy it? Xu Mang realized that Xiaoman was a little special today.

last year...

Isn't it very, very beautiful? Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: Don't quibble! I can feel it...

Xu Mang was a person who would take action when he had an idea. At this moment, he followed his idea and took action.

...

the next day,

Netizens were surprised to find that when they click on Weibo, Zhuyang.com, Penguin.com and other apps, they can see the same advertisement appearing on the startup interface. The title of the advertisement is very simple. The mystery between the waves, the time is 3 pm, click to watch.

Live broadcast on the whole network?

Is it so awesome?

suddenly,

The Internet exploded.

The headlines of various portal websites were all about Xu Mang's live broadcast news, and Xu Mang had always been the top three most searched on Weibo.

Fuck...Professor Xu is fighting with someone else!

Awesome Professor Xu!

It's the first time I saw an advertisement on the entire network. How powerful is Professor Xu?

I can't wait to see the content.

Netizens reacted fiercely, and almost all of them were looking forward to the arrival at three o'clock in the afternoon to see what the legendary Professor Xu would bring.

but...

Unlike netizens who reacted fiercely, those well-known big Vs felt uncomfortable, as if they were punched hard by someone, and they couldn't fight back... Just refuted this point yesterday, but they were attacked the next day Xu Mang fought back.

The most important thing is the whole network live broadcast...

At this time,

Netizens have already come to their Weibo in groups, leaving messages frantically, and even more excessively remote Aite.

However, these well-known big Vs are not the worst. A certain researcher of the Joint Laboratory for Gravitational Wave Detection is the worst. The comment area of ​​his article has been occupied by a large number of netizens.

Are you still there? Professor Xu called you to watch the live broadcast!

Don't pretend to be dead...quickly squeak!

Please prove that you are still alive, thank you!

Soon the comment section of this article was closed, but it still couldn't stop the enthusiasm of netizens to ridicule. Now that the comment section is closed, can it be forwarded? By the way, sarcasm.

At the Joint Laboratory for the Detection of Gravitational Waves,

The author of that article was about to be driven crazy by the netizens. He never expected Xu Mang to be so popular...

It's over... I was scolded by others. The researcher said helplessly.

...

...

...

in,

One of his colleagues said: Who asked you to volunteer, this is obviously a hard job, you still think you have earned it, and now you have tasted the pain?

Forget it!

I didn't expect Xu Mang to be so popular on the Internet. The researcher sighed: If Xu Mang proves its practicality, then we are in big trouble?

It's hard to say... Another colleague of his said: It mainly depends on who can detect it first, but basically he can't succeed. Regarding laser interference and gravitational wave calculations, various universities and research institutes have carried out several experiments. over and over again, the result...you understand.

Too,

From the moment laser interference and gravitational waves emerged from the theory, countless experiments were carried out, all of which ended in failure. It is impossible to use laser as a ruler.

soon,

It's one o'clock in the afternoon.

Xu Mang came to his office with the equipment he just bought. He had to make preparations before the live broadcast, such as the position of the camera, the volume of the sound, the clarity, etc., and of course Xiaoman's help during the whole process.

Little Man?

Do you think you need an opening statement? Xu Mang sat in his seat and asked curiously, For example... the handsome man is me, and I am Xu Mang?

...

Isn't your copying too much? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, Just say who I am.

oh.

Xu Mang nodded helplessly.

two o'clock in the afternoon,

The equipment was almost finished debugging, and Xu Mang conducted a trial broadcast. The so-called trial broadcast was a live broadcast with Xiaoman as the only audience.

Hello everyone!

I'm your Professor Xu, welcome to my pretentious live broadcast. Xu Mang said seriously.

Crack!

Remove the word pretense. Yang Xiaoman glared, and angrily scolded Xu Mang.

Hello everyone!

I am you...

Crack!

Don't be so serious, put on a little smile!

after,

For a full ten minutes, Xu Mang was 'clicked' ten times by Yang Xiaoman.

In the end Xiaoman gave up, and he can do whatever he likes.

2:55 p.m.,

The netizens used their mobile phones to enter the live broadcast screen on time to watch Xu Mang's first live broadcast on the whole network. There was no screen at this time, but the netizens were unwilling to be alone and chatted inside.

I'm so nervous... It's the first time I listen to Professor Xu's class.

Will driving a Ferrari affect my listening to Professor Xu's lectures?

I don't know, but I drive a Bugatti Veyron and it won't affect my lectures.

Sell melon seeds, cola, benches, sofas...by the way, buy second-hand atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs, aircraft carriers, nuclear submarines...

Five minutes is fast,

When the netizens were bragging, a picture of Xu Mang appeared on the phone.

Welcome to this live broadcast. I'm Xu Mang. Sitting in his seat, Xu Mang smiled at the camera and said, Do you like mystery? Do you want to know the mystery between laser interference and gravitational waves?

There is a concept here...the speed of light is constant. Xu Mang said with a smile: A principle obtained by simultaneously solving Maxwell's equations.

When I finish speaking, you must agree.

truth...

More magical than the wildest fantasies!

words fall,

A large blackboard appeared beside Xu Mang, filled with complex mathematical formulas.

Some people think that there is only a theoretical possibility between laser interference and gravitational waves, and there is no real possibility. Xu Mang tapped on the blackboard lightly, and said calmly, This is the truth!

Seeing this blackboard,

All netizens are confused...

Fuck!

Too fucking hardcore, right?

but...

There are even a very small number of people whose expressions became more solemn after seeing the mathematical formulas on the blackboard.

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