I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

this...

When will there be another bottle of Moutai?

It seems that another bottle of Moutai will cost an extra three yuan, right? No... It should be an extra five yuan!

gurgling gurgling...

Without blushing, Xu Mang blew away the second bottle of Moutai, then put the bottle on the table, took a look at the cap, and said embarrassingly: Then what... another bottle, Maybe it's God's destiny to let me blow the third bottle.

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Stop guessing!

Another bottle of anything, it's all fake!

He has never drunk!

Good guy... 53 degrees Feitian Moutai 400ML, 3,000 yuan a bottle, but the 3,000 yuan is gone in 30 seconds.

OK OK!

I took a case of this wine. An elder of Xiaoman said with black lines on his face: Good boy...you can kill two bottles in one minute, and if this continues, your father-in-law will have to open a winery to support you.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: Dad should know that I usually don't drink, but when I drink, I will put everyone down.

words fall,

Looking around at all the drinkers, Xu Mang said calmly, Don't even think about walking out today!

Everyone was silent. At first, these Xiaoman's relatives planned to treat Xu Mang well, not to make a fool of himself, but at least they had to drink him until he got down on the ground. As a result... never thought that Xu Mang was soaked in a wine tank. of.

Didn't do anything, first two bottles of Moutai went down, how can this be done? Who can stand it?

at the same time,

Seeing those unscrupulous relatives, Yang's mother was overwhelmed by Xu Mang's overbearing aura, and she couldn't help but sneered, How dare you compare with my son-in-law with your drinking capacity? Today I will let you know what is the real amount of alcohol.

Ahem!

Xiao Xu? Mother Yang coughed lightly.

He said calmly: Is there enough wine? If not, Mom will ask someone to buy it now!

Hearing Mother Yang's words, those relatives who originally had malicious intentions silently withdrew from the battle. There was no way...the strength was on the table, and after two bottles of Moutai, it seemed as if nothing had happened.

sorry,

excuse me...

soon,

Xu Mang was expelled from the wine bureau by everyone, and a group of elders began to fight for wine, while the lonely Xu Mang could only sit silently in Xiaoman's seat, eating vegetables and food. At this time, for the first time, he felt a little Lonely.

At the same age, but standing in different positions, it is really tiring.

Uncle?

What's the matter? Xiaoying, who had been educated by Xiaoman before, glanced at Xu Mang who was frowning, and asked, Seeing your displeased face, I feel very happy, please tell me quickly. ah!

This woman's name is Yang Ying, and she looks average, but I heard from Xiaoman that this person is very wild, and she belongs to the category of fearless, fearless. Xu Mang can tell from Yang Ying's hair, To be able to cut such short hair, isn't he the type of wild boy.

Xu Mang said with a dark face, How do you talk to the elders?

...

Uncle! Yang Ying said helplessly, Isn't that too much? You, my aunt, and I are all from the same university, and they are about the same age. Is it necessary to use seniority to suppress people?

how?

Do you have any other advantages? Xu Mang asked curiously, In terms of talent and appearance...what do you have the advantage of?

I...

So angry!

Sure enough, there was nothing wrong with the school forum, my uncle was really not a human being.

Uncle!

Do you know how bad your reputation is in school? Yang Ying said: They all say that you are a devil professor, who specializes in posing problems for students. That's just your character problem, and you like to show off.

Xu Mang nodded, I know.

Then you still don't change?

Why change it?

Yang Ying asked: Uncle, are you going to go all the way to the dark?

Usually, I bring some PhD candidates to do research. Xu Mang said blankly, For class...by chance.

oh...

Uncle? Yang Ying said in embarrassment, I ask you one thing.

explain!

I want...to change my major. Yang Ying said, Can you help me make connections?

Change major?

Can you keep up?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then asked curiously, Where are you going to go?

Department of Life Sciences.

I have been interested in biotechnology since I was a child, and it may have something to do with my family. Yang Ying said: I went to my second grandfather before, but he scolded me badly. I was desperate at first, but suddenly my uncle appeared, and I life is full of hope.”

Really like biology? Xu Mang asked.

Um!

I really like it! Yang Ying nodded solemnly.

Xu Mang thought for a long time, and he would definitely help her fulfill this wish. Who would let herself be her aunt?

I see. Xu Mang nodded, I'll do it when I get back.

Fuck!

Uncle, you are so fucking handsome! Yang Ying said excitedly, If it wasn't for my aunt who would scold me... I would almost be your little one.

Xu Mang: 囧

This shit,

Could it be a neuropathy?

Let's go! Xu Mang said with black lines all over his face, Don't say such things in front of your aunt, I want to live for two more years.

Understand understand!

soon,

The dinner party is over, and everyone goes back to their homes.

Since Xu Mang and Yang Jian were both drunk, Mother Yang had to drive the car back. Fortunately, during the Chinese New Year, there were no cars on the road, so it went smoothly... But it took a long time.

In the next few days,

Xu Mang was living a life in dire straits. He ate big fish and meat every day, and had to fight for wine every day. By the seventh day of the new year...Xu Mang, who was originally thin, had gained half a catty.

but...

Some people gained three catties.

And the person who has gained three catties is still unconscious at this time.

Xu Mang didn't dare to remind Xiaoman of the fact that he had gained three catties. This was what he felt when he hugged Xiaoman last night. When Xiaoman was exhausted and fell into a deep sleep, Xu Mang secretly put it on the electronic scale Weighed it.

At this time,

Xu Mang suddenly thought of an idea.

On the morning of the eighth day,

Xu Mang took Xiaoman to the vegetable market and walked directly to the pork stall.

boss!

Three catties of fat! Xu Mang said.

After getting the fat, Xu Mang handed the bag to Xiaoman's hand, and said with a serious face, Is it heavy?

It's heavy.

Shen?

Shen!

Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, then said seriously: Xiaoman...you seem to have gained weight these few days.

Xu Mang was completely free, and he gained more time at his disposal.

certainly,

I didn’t forget to buy motorcycles. On the first day after my freedom, I ordered two motorcycles, Ducati’s Big Devil and 1299.

Yo?

Still losing weight? Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman on the treadmill with a smile, I'm going to the Observatory in Shanghai. Brother Chuan Xiao, an online dating expert, is at work. I just want to talk to him about detecting gravitational waves.

Get out!

...

Magic City Observatory,

Xu Mang found a buddy with the same style as the factory manager, not to mention... everyone will gain weight every new year, and even the Internet expert Chuan Xiao cannot escape this fate.

Professor Xu!

Welcome to our Shanghai Observatory to guide our work. Brother Chuan Xiao said to Xu Mang.

...

Brother Chuan Xiao, I didn't expect that you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would start to be mischievous. Xu Mang said helplessly, Are you interested in us two doing something big?

Well?

What's the big deal? Brother Chuan Xiao asked.

There is a project to detect gravitational waves. Xu Mang said seriously, You should have heard of it, right?

Brother Chuanxiao nodded: This project seems to be a collaboration between several universities and some research institutes. Uh... It seems that Fuda University is without you.

Yes!

I can't get enough of it. Xu Mang shrugged. I built a gravitational wave detection laboratory myself, and it will be ready for use in April. Are you interested in participating?

Brother Chuanxiao thought for a while, and was quite moved by Xu Mang's request, but...how about the work here?

But yes.

But what to do here? Brother Chuan Xiao said, I want to support my family.

Give me the salary! Xu Mang laughed and said, Twice as much here!

Under Xu Mang's constant bewitching, Brother Chuan Xiao finally agreed with an excited heart.

Immediately afterwards,

The two discussed how to carry out the work, but the work soon reached a deadlock, because Xu Mang himself did not know what type of detector the equipment introduced by the old man was.

Xu Mang...you didn't even understand how to detect, so you got a grant and built a laboratory? Brother Chuan Xiao looked at Xu Mang in disbelief: Then what's the difference between us and headless flies? , at least get some information!

Don't panic!

Let me ask now. Xu Mang called his father-in-law, and quickly figured out what the imported equipment was. It was two high-precision laser interferometers, and they would arrive tomorrow.

Hearing this result,

Brother Chuan Xiao was completely autistic, and said helplessly, Xu Mang...do you know what instruments other people use to detect?

have no idea...

I heard that the detection method of the laboratory jointly established by many universities in China is like this. Brother Chuan Xiao said: According to the timing signal of the pulsar, because the gravitational wave passes between the earth and the pulsar, it will affect the pulsar. Timekeeping, that is to say detecting signal frequency.

ah?

There is such a routine?

Xu Mang asked curiously: Then why can't the laser interferometer work? I read a paper that the interference cancels out after the laser converges. Once a gravitational wave passes by, it will change the distance between the mirror and the half mirror, and the interference phenomenon will change. Gravitational waves can be detected.

Do you think it's possible? Laser light is at the micron level, and gravitational waves are at the level of one-trillionth of a micron. It's okay to talk about it on paper, but it's just a dream in reality. Chuan Xiaoxiong said seriously.

Then what to do?

I bought everything... and it's not the equipment I chose. Xu Mang said, It's all done by my father-in-law. He has a lot of acquaintances at MIT. It's probably the idea of ​​those experts and professors.

at this time,

Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously: Xu Mang... If you want to conduct experiments with laser interferometers, you must first prove that it is useful. It is best to use mathematical methods, although it is unlikely.

besides.

Uncle may have been cheated! Brother Chuan Xiao said solemnly: I think MIT found out that it was useless, and finally met uncle, and then sold it to him.

I'll do the math... Xu Mang said helplessly, Don't tell anyone what you said!

...

Do you think you can hide it? Chuan Xiao smiled wryly and said, I guess everyone will know when the equipment arrives.

Xu Mang didn't believe it.

As a result, reality slapped me in the face on the third day.

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