I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xiao Man sat on Xu Mang's stomach, pinching the face of the person under him with one hand, and raised his fist with the other, while Xu Mang supported Xiao Man's waist. Although he didn't know what happened, judging from the postures of the two of them, Seems a little indecent, no... extremely indecent.

It's over!

It's all over!

Yang Xiaoman's handsome face turned pale from fright. It doesn't matter if his parents know about it, but if his father-in-law and mother-in-law know about it, he won't be able to cleanse himself by jumping into the Yellow River. His daughter-in-law turned out to be so violent, it's over... .It's all over!

Xu Mang!

How can you bully Xiaoman? Don't let Xiaoman down! Mother Xu reacted quickly. Although she knew that her son was in a passive state at this time, she was her daughter-in-law after all. At this time, she could only let her son bear the burden. pot.

ah?

I... this... Xu Mang looked confused, and hugged Xiaoman down in desperation.

The two were extremely honest in front of their parents, stuck on the sofa like two candles, motionless, and they wanted to move, but they didn't have the courage for the time being.

...

...

The two mothers looked at each other, and each saw the embarrassment in each other's eyes, but Yang's mother was still a little ashamed in the embarrassment, so don't look... This must be her daughter who was bullying Xiao Xu, and was arrested in the end one is right.

What a shame!

What a shame!

It doesn't matter if there is no one in private, it's all people... and they are their parents.

Damn girl!

Mother Yang is very angry now, bullying Xiao Xu is another matter, the main thing is to embarrass Xiao Xu in front of Xiao Xu's parents, which makes her a little angry.

mother-in-law...

Sit down and sit down. Xu's mother hurriedly greeted: My father-in-law also sit down quickly, I know you are here, our family Xu Mang rushed to the vegetable market at 7 o'clock in the morning, and then cooked by himself. His skills are not bad.

I've eaten it, Xiao Xu's cooking is pretty good. Yang's mother smiled apologetically, and now she can only smile apologetically.

Little Man?

Hurry up,

Sit down quickly. Xu's mother rushed to sit on the sofa and shouted to Yang Xiaoman: Don't sit on the sofa, take a seat quickly, just sit...

Mother Yang said: Sit next to me, and then Xiao Xu sits next to Xiao Man, it's just right.

soon,

Xiaoman sat next to her mother with a face full of reluctance. As soon as she sat down, she received a murderous aura. No need to guess... this murderous aura must have come from her mother.

Xu Mang!

Come to the kitchen! Xu's mother glared and said angrily.

Xu Mang: 囧

over

It's all over!

Guessing that I will be scolded again, the dignified Deputy Director of the Physics Department of Fuda University, a professor of theoretical physics, is scolded by his mother every day... If the students know about this, they will die of laughter!

Seeing Xiaoxu's family enter the kitchen, Mother Yang finally couldn't help it anymore, and scolded her daughter beside her, What's the matter? We even caught Xiaoxu in person when we bullied Xiaoxu at Xiaoxu's house. What on earth is this damn girl thinking?

I...

This... Yang Xiaoman was very wronged in his heart. It was Xu Mang who provoked him first, and he just fought back a little. Who knew that you would come at this time.

how?

You seem to have something else to say? Yang's mother said with a dark face: I just told you at home last time, don't bully Xiao Xu, don't bully Xiao Xu, did you ignore my words?

mom!

It's not what you think. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly, We... just have a fight between us.

Trouble?

Just now? Mother Yang scolded in a low voice, What do you want to do with your fists raised?

Yang Xiaoman thought for a while, then said silently: He said he was bitten by a mosquito, I'll scratch him...

Hearing this explanation,

Mother Yang exploded on the spot in an instant: You damn girl... do you think I'm mentally retarded? Where do mosquitoes come from in winter, you can do it! You can continue to do it, and when Xiao Xu is run away by you, I will see you what to do!

Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfiedly: Mom, he is actually doing it.

Are you blind as a mother? Yang's mother rolled her eyes: Xiao Xu is such an honest child... Anyway, today is the last time, if I see you bullying Xiao Xu in the future, don't come to see me.

at the same time,

In the kitchen...the same thing happens.

what happened to you?

What? Mother Xu stared at Xu Mang, and said dissatisfiedly, Are you going to commit domestic violence against Xiaoman?

mom!

At that time, did I want domestic violence? Xu Mang said with an innocent face, Obviously I was the victim...how did you see Xiaoman as the victim? Let me tell you, Xiaoman actually...

What's not true. Xu's mother frowned: I don't know you yet? A quiet girl like Xiaoman would do that kind of thing? It's not because you are so mean and said something that shouldn't be done. What you say will piss Xiaoman off.

I...

whoops

This damn.

mom!

What I said is true. Xu Mang said to his mother, his face deformed due to grievance.

Don't talk nonsense with me! Xu's mother said solemnly: In the future, if you bully Xiaoman again, we can only sever the relationship between mother and child. You are not satisfied with such an excellent girl. You are doing things all day long, so be good. Think about it.

soon,

Families from both sides gathered together for dinner, probably because of an accident, which made each family feel a little restrained.

But this restraint disappeared quickly, because Xu Mang and Xiaoman's marriage was settled in this way.

married three years later,

In the magic capital.

At that time, the two will move out of their household registration and form a family.

Don't worry, mother-in-law. Yang's mother said: It is a little difficult for others to move their household registration to Shanghai, but Xiao Xu is not an ordinary person, and Shanghai is eager for Xiao Xu to move there. Much more than Ning City.”

at this point,

Mother Yang wasn't joking. Xu Mang himself was at the highest level in the talent introduction plan, and enjoyed special treatment. Coupled with his relationship with Yang Jian as a son-in-law, the road was bright.

certainly,

It's not bad in Ning city, but Xu Mang works in Fuda.

Immediately afterwards,

The mothers of the two were discussing about their future children. First of all, there was a little disagreement between the son and the daughter, but this disagreement soon disappeared. The twins will be over soon. What a big deal.

About the name...

Both parties feel that this power should be handed over to Xiaoman, after all, this is her child.

Come on!

I'm so happy today, Xiao Xu, you should also drink some white. Yang's father filled Xu Mang's glass, and said seriously, Your status is not ordinary now, and future entertainment will be indispensable, so you need to improve your drinking capacity.

Xu Mang looked at a glass of white wine in front of him, and his face turned green on the spot...

what to do?

Glancing at the wine glasses of his father and father-in-law, they were almost equally full.

What kind of wine does Xiao Xu drink? Yang's mother retorted on the spot: Even if it is a necessary entertainment, who would dare to pour wine into Xiao Xu's glass?

mother-in-law.

It's okay to drink a little. Xu's mother said with a smile: I think my father-in-law is right. I really want to drink a little wine.

finally,

Xu Mang did not escape his fate of drinking.

But... shameless, he silently triggered the drinking skill.

[Drinking skills detected, drinking skills have been unlocked]

Then what...

I'm going to the bathroom.

words fall,

Xu Mang left the table, took a bottle of wine from the storage room, and then sat on the toilet, holding the bottle and closing his eyes.

Drinking skill +1

Drinking skill +1

ten minutes later,

Xu Mang returned to the table.

at this time,

He is no longer the one who pours one cup, now he is not drunk for a thousand cups.

The system... How many skill points does it take to blow off a bottle of Moutai without getting drunk?

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of blowing off a bottle of Moutai without getting drunk: 3 (drinking skills)]

not expensive!

dad!

Thank you for taking care of me in Shanghai, our son-in-law Weng won't talk nonsense, thousands of words are in this bottle of wine! Xu Mang opened the Moutai and said with a serious face: I blow it up, you can do whatever you want!

???

???

???

this...

There is no such way of drinking!

It's horrible... Blowing up the white wine directly, it might kill someone!

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Yang Xiaoman snatched a bottle of Moutai from Xu Mang's hand on the spot, and said angrily, You drink so much, and you just drink a bottle... don't you want to live?

this time,

Mother Yang didn't help Xu Mang, and she also felt that Xu Mang was a bit too much.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, picked up his wine glass silently, and said seriously, Then let's have this glass.

The system... How many skill points does it take to blow off a cup of Moutai without getting drunk?

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of blowing off a cup of Moutai without getting drunk: 1 (drinking skill)]

pay!

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang gulped it down.

no way,

Father Yang could only accompany Xu Mang, and then drink it up.

In the next half an hour, Xu Mang showed his astonishing capacity for alcohol. In the middle of the day, Father Xu and Father Yang resisted a little. In the end...the two bosses of the wine shop were all beaten by Xu Mang. When they were arrested and brought to justice, the two brothers were lying on the table and fell asleep soundly.

...

...

...

What's the situation?

This was taken by Xu Mang?

The three ladies present glanced at Xu Mang who was eating. He seemed to be fine at all. What happened?

Xiao Xu?

Are...are you drunk? Mother Yang asked.

No. Xu Mang shook his head and said with a smile, I can drink.

Well enough?

No no no... It's not a question of can't, it's almost invincible.

Xu's mother and Yang's mother each helped their husbands upstairs, while Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were washing dishes in the kitchen, but Yang Xiaoman was only responsible for washing with his eyes and thoughts because the detergent would hurt his hands. Wan, to be precise... She was in charge of talking with Xu Mang.

Are you going to give gifts tomorrow? Yang Xiaoman asked, Give gifts to the former teachers.

No.

I've already been there secretly. Xu Mang washed the dishes and said nonchalantly, The main reason is to meet the English teacher and see how her training institution is.

oh...

Oh? Yang Xiaoman said squeakingly, Mom... did you say anything to you? For example, if you are dissatisfied with me or something.

Xu Mang shook his head, and said seriously, No...let me not bully you.

snort!

Did you hear that? Yang Xiaoman suddenly straightened his back, and said with a displeased face, Don't bully me in the future.

Xu Mang didn't speak, and silently bathed the bowls. At this moment, he felt his waist being hugged tightly.

There are five more days,

The relationship between the two is about to undergo a qualitative change, and these five days...so fast.

...

Time flies,

Nothing major happened in the past five days. Except for the purchase of the engagement ring, everything else was the same as usual, but Yang's father and Yang's mother returned to the magic capital, and Xiaoman was celebrating the new year at Xu Mang's house this year.

certainly,

On the third day of the Lunar New Year, the two of them will return to Shanghai for a few days.

finally,

It's the day Xiaoman is looking forward to, because today is New Year's Eve...

I,

Yang Xiaoman,

Big things to do tonight!

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