I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 377 The boss is paralyzed again

Not only did they prepare Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, but the owner of the game hall even reserved a hospital bed in Ning City No. 1 Hospital in advance.

boss?

Do you want to make a reservation for the crematorium? an employee asked with a playful smile.

roll!

Why didn't you say you reserved a piece of the cemetery? The boss scolded angrily, and then said: You must pay close attention to it. If there is any problem, just adjust the difficulty to the highest level. It's hard to kill this guy!

yes!

Boss, don't worry. The employee said confidently, Just adjust to the highest difficulty right now!

words fall,

The employee pulled out the remote and surreptitiously pressed a button.

Finish!

Boss, please go home.

No!

I want to send him away personally. Anyway, today he will die or I will die.

at the same time,

Xu Mang came to the claw machine, and as expected... The moment the coin was inserted, the two nurses came together.

Brother... this A6 is amazing, the top model! It's 650,000!

Hey... brother... just listen to me later, I think you should get this car!

This car is a gasoline plus 48V mild hybrid system, a 3.0T engine, a horsepower of 340P, and an acceleration of 6.6 seconds to 100 kilometers.

Xu Mang's head suddenly grew bigger, let alone... The verbal attacks of these two people are really awesome, they can interrupt your thoughts in an instant. In order to shut up these two idiots, Xu Mang took out his car keys Under normal circumstances, Xu Mang would not do this.

but...

There is no other way.

This is my car, a Porsche GT2RS, with a standard price of 4 million yuan, a flat six-cylinder engine, a horsepower of 700P, and an acceleration of 2.8 seconds to 100 kilometers.

Twisted North's fastest production car. Xu Mang said with a dark face: Please shut up, you can't afford to provoke someone who can drive this kind of car in Ning City!

...

...

Fuck!

Not to mention... this is really not to be offended.

The second generation is alive and well!

what to do?

Returning to the quiet Xu Mang, he continued to stuff game coins into it. After reaching ten, Xu Mang started the so-called first experiment to test the data of this claw machine, such as moving speed, falling speed, impact force etc.

However...

Xu Mang's first experiment found that this claw machine was very weird.

An unspeakable weirdness.

Feeling a little out of control.

What's the matter? Yang Xiaoman saw the word confusion written on Xu Mang's face, and hurriedly asked, Did something...do something wrong with this station?

Um!

Almost every machine has been tampered with, but this one is a little weird, an indescribable weirdness, as if it was controlled by something. Xu Mang frowned and said, This machine is not controlled by me. control...you get the idea.

Out of your control?

Could it be...the staff behind are manipulating?

Yang Xiaoman took a peek at the front desk where the game currency was exchanged, and found three people standing, one of them was the boss, and the other two seemed to be employees. The three of them stared intently in this direction, obviously... there was a problem.

what to do?

Do you want to call the police? Yang Xiaoman, as Xu Mang's future wife, naturally stood with him, and she was a little annoyed at this moment.

unnecessary.

Do you still remember when I represented Fuda in the computer network information security competition? Xu Mang said with a smile, I'm the top hacker in China, as long as you give me a mobile phone, I can create a world!

You fart! Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: Do you think you are the protagonist of Watch Dogs? Use your phone to connect anything that can be connected to control them.

well!

Art comes from life, Xu Mang said.

words fall,

Xu Mang took out his phone.

The system... How many skill points do you need to use your mobile phone to cut off the connection between the claw machine and the background?

【Recognized by the system, the exchange value of using a mobile phone to cut off the connection between the doll machine and the background: 10000 (hacking skills)】

Xu Mang: 囧

at this time,

Xu Mang's hacking skills were only 6000.

What's wrong?

Black! Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's frowning face, and said with a smile, Aren't you awesome?

...

I was joking... Xu Mang said awkwardly but politely.

idiot!

Yang Xiaoman didn't bother to talk to him, and stood by himself playing with his mobile phone, letting him play to his heart's content.

In the next ten minutes, Xu Mang began to throw coins by himself, a crazy kind, gradually...Xu Mang found a glimmer of light in the madness, and he finally figured out the mechanism of this claw machine.

Delay!

There will be fatal delays in operation.

And there is a phenomenon of weakness in the feedback of strength.

Depend on!

It really is a trick!

I'm going to exchange some game coins back. Xu Mang said to Xiaoman with a dark face, Help me occupy the seat, don't let someone snatch it away.

words fall,

Xu Mang went to the exchange desk.

For three thousand game coins, Xu Mang said.

hehe...

Isn't it particularly difficult? The boss saw Xu Mang's dark face, he was a little excited, and said, How about... How about this? I'll refund you 10,000 yuan, and you don't want to play... these things You also take away all the prizes, so don’t come here in the future.”

no!

Anyway, as long as this game hall is open, I will come here before the Chinese New Year to buy some new year's goods. Xu Mang said seriously, I'm sorry...I'm a stubborn person.

listen!

Sure enough, it's for the New Year's goods.

The boss wanted to kill the young man in front of him. If one needs an enemy in this life, Xu Mang is the boss's enemy.

soon,

After Xu Mang got the game coins, he went directly to the claw machine.

Are you back?

Um!

What are you going to do now?

Xu Mang smiled, pointed to his head, and said, Come here!

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang took out the note and created an XYZ three-axis space on the paper, assuming that this space was a closed Newtonian space.

well?

What are you doing? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously.

Calculation.

Rigid body dynamics. Xu Mang said with a smile: In the previous 30 times, I almost got the specific value. As long as I cut this space into one millimeter, I will be the god in this space!

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

what?

I can't even understand... My old lady, I still don't believe it, do I really think of myself as a fairy?

I'm telling you...

Actually, this force system is composed of three forces. Xu Mang said with a smile: F1, F2, and F3, according to the cut space, get a space coordinate, and then I can know the equivalent single force .”

For example...the point of action is this position, and the unit vector in the direction of the line of action is... Xu Mang said a long calculation formula, and then continued: In short, I can calculate any value I want, According to the value of the force, the probability of each falling hit is judged.

It includes mathematics, physics and other subjects. You see... if you master science, you can do whatever you want! Xu Mang laughed and said, That's right... this is the power of science!

Yang Xiaoman pouted, with a displeased look on her face, she was very angry now, playing with the dolls actually gave her a sense of scientific superiority.

Hello!

You studied physics at university...couldn't it be for the purpose of cheating the boss? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes: Knowledge is for creating happiness, not for embarrassing others.

This shit!

In an instant, he stood on the commanding heights of morality.

What a skillful skill.

Xu Mang said helplessly, Then you return the cosmetics!

...

For the sake of my girlfriend's happiness, I can occasionally add a bit of trouble. Yang Xiaoman said arrogantly: What are you looking at? Be careful, old lady, I will blow your head off!

Xu Mang: 囧

after,

Xu Mang began to calculate the collision problem of the grapple.

How to solve the tiled paper below, it is estimated that only collision will work.

idiot?

How do you solve the paper problem? Yang Xiaoman said, It's so sticky that you can't catch it at all.

The resilience of the collision. Xu Mang said calmly: It will involve fluid kinematics. Although this is a closed space, it is not a vacuum environment, so every impact will generate air flow.

Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes directly.

At this time,

At the exchange desk not far away, the boss and two employees were in a state of confusion.

What's going on? What is he doing with paper and pen?

I don't know...it seems to be doing a problem.

Could it be a neuropathy?

Facing Xu Mang's strange behavior, the three of them were a little confused. Could it be that he is the legendary high IQ person?

Is this considered a high IQ crime?

Use your knowledge to sweep the store.

I think this person looks a little familiar... I seem to have seen it on the Internet. An employee frowned and began to think: I always feel like I have seen him... I have seen him on Weibo.

well?

Don't tell me, I also have a little impression. Another employee said: Forget it, he's not a big star anyway, so what's the use of knowing him.

Not long after,

Xu Mang started to do it.

Moved!

He's started to toss coins! said an employee, Boss...he's done.

I'm not blind! The boss's mood kept changing with Xu Mang's operations. Every time the grapple was lowered, he felt nervous.

down,

come up,

down,

up again...

Emotions are like a roller coaster ride.

Fuck!

Catch one! The employee holding the remote looked at the doll in Xu Mang's hand in horror. How did he catch it?

It doesn't conform to science!

Obviously turned the difficulty to the highest.

It's over!

Everything is over! The boss's face was ashen, watching Xu Mang grab the dolls out one by one, his heart broke, the powdery kind.

Don't panic!

Boss... I have used special treatment for the paper. Although the employee holding the remote control was quite flustered, he remained calm and said to his boss, It fits seamlessly with the bottom surface, no matter how you grasp it You can’t catch them all, please trust my cheating skills, no matter what, I have helped you cheat more than 200,000 yuan.”

As soon as the voice fell,

The three saw a shocking scene.

Car purchase invoice...

It actually floated up!

right,

Float up!

???

???

???

Fuck!

what's the situation?

suddenly,

The two employees heard a plop, and saw their boss collapsed on the ground, foaming at the mouth, and twitching all over.

boss!

Boss...what's wrong with you? Boss...you wake up!

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