I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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He... what is he going to do?

The coach looked at Xu Mang with the panic in his eyes, as if looking at a ferocious beast, and asked cautiously, You...what are you going to do?

hehe!

Coach, don't be nervous. Xu Mang said calmly, You may know that there is a palm technique that falls from the sky, but have you ever known that there is a great technique in this world that can cover a car to fly into the sky?

Flying car cover?

Starting at 7,000 rpm, the engine exploded?

The coach instantly thought of the famous scene in Flying Life.

you you you!

My car is not a Citroen. An engine costs more than 10,000 yuan! The coach said nervously, Hurry up and get down for me, otherwise...or I will call the police!

late...

It's too late. Xu Mang smiled and said to the coach, How can I get out of my stolen car?

Look!

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outside the car,

The three students who were kicked out of the car by Xu Mang stood obediently under the shade of the tree. Although they didn't know what happened, it seemed that the student had something to do with it.

well!

What is that person going to do? A male student asked curiously, Did he come here for a joke?

The girl shook her head and said silently: I don't think so, maybe he is really capable, I think...he may have had his driver's license revoked, and he came here to retake the driver's license test, otherwise it wouldn't be the case confidence.

I think he came here to make trouble. Another male student laughed and said, You can tell by his appearance that he belongs to the Pippi Shrimp attribute.

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Can this also be seen?

There is no word 'skin' engraved on their foreheads,

It's just that he has a bit of a hippie smile on his face.

Say...

I've never seen this guy before. The girl asked curiously, Has any of you seen it?

suddenly,

The two male students shook their heads.

This coach has only brought three waves of people, and we all know each other. The girl said, But that person just now... I have never met, don't doubt it, I have a good memory since I was a child, and I am a top student.

Hey hey!

We are all top students, okay? A male student said, We all just finished the college entrance examination.

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Cut! The girl said disdainfully: I can get fifty points in the math test, can you two get such a score in the test?

goodbye!

Farewell!

math,

Pain forever!

At this time,

The coach car made a screeching sound, and then I saw the front wheels of the coach car spinning in place, pulling out bursts of white smoke.

???

???

???

what's the situation?

What... what is this for?

In addition to being shocked, the two male students were all excited.

Fuck!

Hot tires on the spot, so fucking handsome! A male student shouted: This...this is a professional driver, so awesome!

Are you making a movie?

But there are no cameras nearby. Another male student looked around curiously, and there was nothing unusual, and said with emotion: It's so awesome, it's the first time I saw someone driving a racing car with a coach car a feeling of.

However,

The remaining female student was very calm about this, because she couldn't understand what she was doing.

Boom!

There was a loud bang.

The three people outside the car saw white smoke coming out from under the hood, and then a large amount of green liquid flowing out.

Fuck!

what's the situation?

How did it blow up?

at this time,

in the car,

The coach grabbed his hair with a look of remorse and pain.

The water tank exploded!

Just replaced the new water tank and antifreeze!

exploded? !

I...

you...

The coach looked at the innocent Xu Mang,

Angrily growled: Are you sent by the heavens to torture me?

coach...

Don't do this. Xu Mang said cautiously: I will accompany you for two water tanks, but I have to say that my driving skills are still good. Please don't have any doubts about this. I am racing in Ning City It's very famous!

You know how to drive?! the coach questioned, Since you know how to drive, why don't you learn a driver's license?!

I...

Let me tell you the truth, I'm here to turn on the air conditioner, and it's too hot outside. Xu Mang glanced at the coach's expression at the moment, and as soon as he took out his mobile phone to call the police, he hurriedly took out two thousand yuan and put it away. On the side of the stall, he smiled and said: It's almost enough, the rest of the money will be treated as a tea treat for you.

Under the power of money,

The coach's attitude changed, and he said indifferently: Go down!

okay!

Xu Mang got out of the car and ran away in a hurry.

Looking at the back of this Pippi shrimp leaving, the coach was very annoyed, did he go out today and didn't read the almanac? How did you meet such a person?

practice car?

What kind of car are you practicing!

Fix the car!

Thinking of this, the coach called the repair shop.

Hello?

I'm the one who repaired the water tank yesterday. Can your factory send a tow truck over here? My water tank is broken again.

What?

Our technology is still good, why... just repaired it yesterday, and it broke down again today? The owner of the repair shop was surprised when he received the call from the coach.

Forget it!

I encountered a psychopath, and within ten seconds of getting in the car, the water tank exploded.

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Yang Xiaoman was resting in the car, pressing the straight line for an hour, and now she has basically mastered the method. At this time, she has started to look into the future, buy a better convertible car, and take the bastard Xu Mang for a ride .

Bang bang bang!

Yang Xiaoman's fantasy was interrupted, and he found that Xu Mang was knocking on the glass.

what?

I'm so hot... Xu Mang said helplessly, Can you let me get in the car?

Come up.

Xu Mang sat in the back row, enjoying the cold wind brought by the air conditioner, and instantly came back to life.

well?

Where's the coach? Xu Mang asked.

Go to the office and drink some water. Yang Xiaoman said, I heard an explosion just now, did a gas pipe explode nearby?

Nima,

This is no common sense in life.

A gas pipeline explosion is a major liability accident. Does that mean that it explodes when it explodes?

Xu Mang said helplessly, No...I just blew up the water tank of a coach car.

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What did you do when you were not in the car for an hour? Yang Xiaoman said helplessly, Can you calm down a bit? You were practicing the car with me, not me doing something with you, so I won't take you out like this Already!

real?

That's a good feeling!

Xu Mang was looking forward to it in his heart, but he didn't express his happiness on his face. According to his past experience, if he showed too much happiness, he would be dissatisfied by Xiaoman, and he would suffer physically and mentally.

At this time,

In the coach's office of the driving school.

The coach whose water tank was blown up held a thermos cup soaked with goji berries, and said helplessly, There is a psychopath in our driving school. After starting at 5,000 rpm, the tires burned, and the water tank exploded.

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so scary?

Are you kidding me?

The students these days are honest, there is no such kind of devil king.

The people present didn't care about the words of the unlucky and sad coach. According to the long-term past experience, there is no such student. Now is the peak period for students to learn to drive. It is not easy to face some students with no social experience. One standard.

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After a short rest, Yang Xiaoman started the next step - reversing the car into the garage, while Xu Mang took advantage of Xiaoman's inattention, slipped out again, and started to wander alone on the huge driving school playground.

Raging waves are an attitude.

The wild waves are not restrained.

recent,

Xu Mang was brainwashed by this Douyin song, he should be more chic to be interesting!

pity,

Cool for five minutes,

Xu Mang began to regret it, no matter how handsome a man was, he would be roasted and confused by the summer sun.

Huh?

what happened over there

Why are there so many people around?

The representative of the villainous eyebrows saw something strange not far away. As a typical theater watcher who is not afraid of big things, Xu Mang also followed.

When I got closer, I found out that

It was two young coaches showing off their skills, surrounded by a group of student parties.

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Xu Mang was quite speechless. Why don't you just be a driving instructor? There's nothing you can pretend to be. When your buddies ruled over Chunming Mountain, the two of you were still in your mother's womb.

After watching for a while,

I don't think it's interesting, and I'm playing the fastest time to reverse the car into the garage.

Such a boring competition can also stimulate emotions?

Wow!

Coach Park is amazing!

Wow!

Coach Su is so fast!

Wow!

You are so stupid!

Xu Mang stood beside him and collapsed. Have these girls never seen someone else drive a car?

I'm telling you!

This driving school... your Coach Su and I are the ones with the best skills. The coach surnamed Park said proudly: On the surface, your Coach Su and I are the coaches of this driving school, but we have another identity , That's Chun Mingshan's drag racing party!

Drag racing party?

Amazing!

The people around kept being amazed and called out the word awesome.

Xu Mang was slightly taken aback when he heard this person's words. Are these two people from Chun Mingshan's drag racing party?

No!

Since the Chinese New Year, I have already reported all the drag racing gangs in Chunmingshan, so why are there still so-called drag racing gangs?

Resurgence?

Do you want to know who is the most legendary person in Chunming Mountain? The surnamed Pu said mysteriously: Do you want to know?

suddenly,

Everyone present nodded in unison.

It's a modified Wuling Hongguang. The surnamed Pu said: He is the eternal overlord of Chunming Mountain!

van?

Eternal Overlord?

Could the coach be drunk from exhaust fumes?

He started talking nonsense.

God's van has become the eternal overlord of Chunming Mountain...why don't you talk about bicycles?

Do not believe?

The one surnamed Park said disdainfully: That's because you are too young. He made a report call and made the drag racing party in Chunmingshan suspend food for three months.

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The people present almost stopped laughing, and feelings became the overlord in this way.

certainly,

Xu Mang felt differently from others, and he was extremely proud.

Brother has long been away from the rivers and lakes,

But there are still legends about Brother in the arena!

ashamed,

Ashamed!

classmates!

Anyone want to challenge? At this time, the surname Su said: Whoever can accurately complete the whole set of actions of reversing the car into the warehouse within one and a half minutes, your Coach Park and I will reward you with 2,000 yuan!

suddenly,

Xu Mang's eyes shone with greed.

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. Miaoshuwu