I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

I'm coming!

Xu Mang hurried to the classroom with the bread and milk, and took out Yang Xiaoman's lunch. Xu Mang said with a smile, For you, I ran so fast, look how hard I worked.

Xu Mang's unintentional talk made Yang Xiaoman fantasize, he... what does he mean? What is for me? He...does he like me?

for you,

The seemingly simple three words can have different meanings according to different environments. For example, if parents say for you to you, this is family affection. If the same sex says for you, this is friendship or basic love. If... both men and women say 'for you'...

Do not doubt!

This must be an unreasonable thought.

Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoman thought of the previous dream where Xu Mang rode a big frog to marry himself, who became a princess, and the scene was horrifying.

Hello!

Do you like me? Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang seriously, and said forcefully, Don't think about it, I am a dream that you will never be able to reach in this life, and it will be impossible in the next life!

Xu Mang: 囧

hehe!

This woman is so confident.

Xu Mang wasn't arrogant. Although Yang Xiaoman made many boys forget about food and drink, it didn't mean she could attract him.

I think it is necessary to explain a few things. Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said seriously: You are indeed very beautiful, and you are not one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. According to common sense, I should will be fascinated by you.

snort!

Isn't this nonsense? Yang Xiaoman raised his proud head and said with disdain.

Don't worry.

Listen to me. Xu Mang said silently, But I'm a man who has escaped the vulgar tastes. There are too many good-looking skins in the world, but very few interesting souls. You are the one to have. A woman with a good-looking skin but an old heart.

Don't be angry, I haven't finished yet! Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman's flushed face, and continued: Look at your own configuration, you need height but not height, breasts without breasts, buttocks No butt, of course...these can be forgotten, after all, it is a physical defect.

Yang Xiaoman was on the verge of explosion.

But you have such a bad temper! Xu Mang sighed, You hit people every now and then, you don't have any femininity at all.

exploded

Xu Mang detonated a nuclear bomb, which was a thousand times more powerful than Hiroshima.

Beat skill +1

Beat skill +1

Beat skill +1

Wrong, wrong!

Grandma, I was wrong! Xu Mang held his head and said in pain, You are the most beautiful woman in the world, you are simply the modern version of Audrey Hepburn!

Hoo hoo hoo... Yang Xiaoman gasped heavily, and said angrily, Do you think you are a cheap person? You know you will be beaten, but you still crazily mock me, will you not be beaten by me for a day? , feel uncomfortable?

You think I want to... Xu Mang muttered, It's not like I can't beat you.

cut!

It's not that I'm bragging, I can beat ten of you! Yang Xiaoman put her arms around her hips, with a smug expression on her face.

don't even say,

Xu Mang really believed that Yang Xiaoman could beat ten of them, her strength was directly proportional to her appearance.

The exercise before the meal made both of them feel hungry. When Yang Xiaoman unwrapped the bread, he found that the packaging bag had been unsealed, so he couldn't help but ask, Did you unseal it in advance?

oh!

The earth has no attraction recently, so I put laxatives in one piece of bread. Xu Mang said blankly, Eat it, your piece is fine.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman collapsed.

are you crazy!

Is this intentional to trick me?

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he grabbed Xu Mang's collar and shouted angrily, Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death!

...

Trust! Xu Mang nodded.

I...you... Yang Xiaoman was defeated by Xu Mang's 'innocence', looking at the bread on the table, she really didn't dare to speak, then she thought of a way to tell which piece The bread is perfect.

Take a bite first. Yang Xiaoman broke his own bread and handed it to Xu Mang.

Oh... Xu Mang honestly wanted to take a bite.

five minutes later,

Xu Mang left the classroom and went to the toilet.

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, changed the bread silently, then ate the bread with the fastest eating speed in his life, and drank all the milk by the way.

soon,

When Xu Mang returned to the classroom, he saw the bread with a corner missing and fell into deep thought.

I have some sad news for you...

I suddenly remembered that my bread had laxatives. Xu Mang said innocently.

Yang Xiaoman cried, crying bitterly for the first time in his life.

...

Misunderstanding cleared,

Xu Mang never expected that after making Yang Xiaoman cry, the price would be so huge. He evaluated this day as the Xu-Yang Treaty. From this day on, Xu Mang became Yang Xiaoman's follower. .

Not only that,

It was unknown who released the news. Xu Mang felt that he was very dangerous at school. Many people pointed at him while walking on the road, and some even locked him with almost hostile eyes.

If anger was a knife, Xu Mang would have been hacked to pieces.

the next day,

The school publishes the grades.

To everyone's surprise, the position of No. 1 in the whole grade has changed. Yang Xiaoman, who was hailed as the most beautiful transfer student by some boring boys, successfully climbed to the top and became the No. 1 in the third year of high school.

This made those old school masters a little dissatisfied, and a war broke out between Xue Ba and Xue Ba.

certainly,

There is another battlefield that is also fiercely fought, and that is the student area in the middle, where the casualties are relatively heavy.

In the end, in the battlefield of the scumbags, it was peaceful. The veteran scumbags played very well and maintained their own level, but there was one scumbag who abandoned his compatriots and sprinted towards the middle and lower reaches. His name was Xu Mang.

Chinese: 60

Math: 12

English: 77

History: 31

Geography: 43

Politics: 38

Total score: 261

[Step-by-step 1.0 - completed]

[Obtain: Upgrade Card*3]

Knowing his grades, Xu Mang was very emotional. Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, this score was a bit unsightly, but for a scumbag like him, he made a leap forward.

Hello!

Xu Mang, you're going too far!

A little fat man rushed in from class one of the third year. This little fat man was called Wei Xing, and he and Xu Mang were called 'double waste'.

I never imagined that... you big-eyed guy betrayed the revolution. Wei Xing said with a mournful face, What will happen to the scum that was promised? Will the scum that was agreed to last go forever? Are you changing now?

Xu Mang understood Wei Xing's mood. It's really not good to feel abandoned, but one can't always be so dreamless!

Weixing!

Please cheer up! Xu Mang looked at Wei Xing and said seriously, Are you willing to go on like this forever? Are you willing to be ridiculed by others?

you've changed!

You have become so difficult for me to see you clearly... Wei Xing touched his heart and said sadly to himself: I hate you!

Wei Xing ran out of the classroom, and left the sad place with his stalwart back, how desolate it is.

Xu Mang was a little sad. He lost a good friend who had fought together. Perhaps this is the price of growth. When you slowly improve, you have to make some sacrifices, and even part of your friendship.

Goodbye, Weixing!

I,

Xu Mang,

Will always remember that happy time.

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