I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Saturday afternoon,

Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to the Pig Raising Internet Company in his baby car. Unfortunately, the two of them were stuck in traffic jam on the elevated road for nearly an hour. There was no way to do it. There are more cars than people these days.

I'm so hot. Yang Xiaoman pulled his collar and kept cooling himself down. He sneaked a glance at Xu Mang who was peeking at him, and said with a smile, Smelly rascal, if you want to see it, just look at it openly, sneaky. ...

Xu Mang: 囧

Why?

Can you know something? Xu Mang said helplessly, Don't you know what your conditions are?

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Damn it!

Are you looking for a beating?

Fool!

Is it because your stupid software is very popular recently, giving you the illusion that you can challenge me? Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face, Now you can call 120, and when the ambulance arrives here, you will just finish the beating.

Xu Mang smiled bitterly, and said helplessly, Wouldn't it be hotter after beating me up?

snort!

Broken car! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: I don't even have an air conditioner, why didn't you install it when I asked you to install it last time?

Adding the air conditioner will destroy the extreme balance of my precious car. This is a legal racing car that can be taken on the street. Xu Mang said arrogantly, Do you think more than four million yuan is for nothing?

idiot!

I don't even have an air conditioner... I'm ashamed to sell it for four million. Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes and muttered, In the end, some idiots really bought it.

Facing car illiteracy, Xu Mang smiled lightly. Women... are almost immune to machinery. Don't look at them, they can remember more than a hundred lipstick colors, but they can't remember the position of the brake and accelerator.

Fool!

By the way, why did you sell the software? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, It's obviously very profitable.

well...

Sharing is good, but it's easy to go to jail. Xu Mang sighed, and said silently: Although I have a huge dream of world peace, it's a pity that I have forgotten the gap between ideals and reality.

or...

Let my dad invest in you? Yang Xiaoman could see the sadness on Xu Mang's face: Anyway, my dad's future money will be ours, and it doesn't matter if he has so much money for us, so who will it be for us? To spend?

well?

Did Xiaoman mean something?

What does it mean to be our money in the future?

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman who looked yearning, and couldn't bear to suppress her dream of hope. Of course...he seemed to have no other choice. Breaking up on a large scale, and thus dragging myself to the ideological education class, you can know that this woman is not ordinary!

Little Man?

Um?

What kind of power is it that makes your small body contain big dreams? Xu Mang asked curiously.

It's anger!

Just now your 'little body' hurt my fragile heart, and now I decide to beat you to death at night! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes: Be careful when you speak from now on, as life may be in danger.

Hey...don't make trouble! Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, but thinking about what he said just now, it was really inappropriate, but thinking about it carefully, don't men just want to dare to challenge? !

man,

What is needed is courage and wisdom!

When he arrived at the pig raising company, Xu Mang had to feel the sense of high technology that came over him, as he deserves to be a pig raiser!

Hello!

You know me? Xu Mang stood at the front desk and said to the two young ladies at the front desk, I'm quite famous recently.

sorry.

I don't know you, what can I do for you? The young lady was stern and selfless.

Yang Xiaoman almost died laughing, he really regarded himself as a green onion, didn't he just win a few championships in student competitions, don't you know that this is an era of entertaining to death?

Hearing this young lady's words, Xu Mang was so angry that he said with a dark face, You don't have to know me, but I assure you, I'm quite famous. Anyway, you gradually get to know me, but you really don't know me. .. Find the reason more from yourself.

Miss A: 囧

Miss Sister B: 囧

Both of them had one question on their minds - who are you?

Ahem!

We made an appointment for the Shared Notes app, and this idiot is the author of the app, Xu Mang. Yang Xiaoman said, Let's come and talk about your acquisition of the Shared Notes app.

Please wait a moment. The lady at the front desk made a phone call, and after a while said to the two, Hi, you are on the fifteenth floor.

Xu Mang hadn't walked a few steps before he turned around and asked, You really don't know me?

...

...

The two young ladies shook their heads in unison.

...

in the elevator,

Xu Mang was thinking about a question, why is scientific research so backward in the hearts of the public?

Little Man?

Do you think our country's scientific research strength is strong? Xu Mang asked.

Of course it is powerful! Yang Xiaoman nodded: But there are still many places to catch up.

But...but why didn't I feel it? Xu Mang looked confused: On the contrary, I think our stars are better than scientific researchers or athletes...Is this an illusion of mine?

...

This is not an illusion, this is reality. Yang Xiaoman said: There are some professions that inherently need to endure the loneliness that others cannot bear.

Oh... Xu Mang replied.

ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм

soon,

When the two reached the fifteenth floor, an assistant received Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, and then came to the living room.

There were five people in total, one medium fat man, three small fat men, and one big fat man. It wasn't that Xu Mang had a problem with fat men. His father was also slightly fat, but... the stomachs of these five people were a bit scary. .

good guy...

Has it been three years?

This must be Nezha!

well?

The visitor is not good!

Xu Mang felt a sense of arrogance from these five people, and that kind of arrogant attitude was normal... The Pig Farming Company is a top Internet technology company in China. Just a few games, that year's income...unimaginable.

It is natural for a giant to face a small one, and it can also suppress the price because of this.

Student Xu Mang, we've heard about your deeds. The middle fat man squeezed out a smile in his seriousness: You are a genius, an absolute genius, not only in studies, but also in software.

hehe...

It's okay. Xu Mang said with a smile, If I hadn't been born too late, there wouldn't be Apple now.

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...

...

Good guy!

Don't treat yourself as a human being!

The five people present were all well-known people in the field of the Internet, and they were all executives of pig farming companies. As a result, they were completely inferior to others in terms of bragging.

Ahem!

Then what... Before getting into the topic, let me briefly introduce our pig raising company. The middle fat man said: In addition to raising pigs, we also have portal websites, online games, e-mail, online education, e-commerce, Online music and other services, also has a very strong independent research and development team.

This is a piece of software we just launched. It has... The medium-fat man introduced his product to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman who were facing each other.

Yang Xiaoman understands that this is a means of bargaining, instead of talking about money with you, let you see your strength first, and then you make a price, put all the pressure on the other party, so that you can occupy a favorable position.

well...

I don't know if this fucker can withstand the pressure?

Glancing at Xu Mang secretly, Yang Xiaoman collapsed, good guy...with a dull face and dull eyes, this is a sign of timidity before fighting!

Ha~

Oh... Xu Mang yelled.

[Flicker skills detected, trick skills have been unlocked]

well?

Nima!

Sure enough, you are fooling me!

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...

...

Student Xu Mang? The middle fat man said helplessly, What do you think of our software?

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang came back to his senses, and nodded hastily: Awesome!

suddenly,

The five people present felt like they were playing the piano with a cow, but it's okay... if you don't understand, it's perfect!

but!

I use my shoulders... No, I glanced at it from the corner of my eye. There is a security problem with your software! Xu Mang said seriously?

???

???

???

Clam?

seriously?

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