I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Boom!

There was a loud bang.

Yang Xiaoman collapsed on the spot, and Xu Mang was also extremely embarrassed.

Believe it or not, I'll kill you, old lady?! Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and said viciously, When you play games, you play games. How do you pull down his joystick? Pull it down and pull it down. Now the screen is black. Already!

...

Xu Mang was a little helpless. He was too excited just now, and he didn't control the strength of his hand well. Who would have thought of pulling the joystick off the game console? How can I say...the quality is problematic!

well...

Pretending to be X is risky, and failure is easy to become stupid X.

The more Yang Xiaoman thinks about it, the angrier he gets, and the more he gets angry, the more he wants to beat someone up. After laying the groundwork for so long, and bragging about himself in all kinds of ways, this is what happened to you.

Ahhh!

I'm going to kill you! Yang Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's neck, shook wildly, and scolded, You big idiot!

The violent airport didn't use all its strength, it only shook a few times symbolically, but Xu Mang didn't feel well, his stomach was overwhelmed, his face was painful, and he was vomiting.

you...

you...

The boss of the game hall arrived and watched his money-making machine being pulled off the joystick by someone. The sadness in his heart, why is it this guy again? Can you still open the shop? Why do all kinds of accidents happen when I meet him.

It used to be a claw machine before, and now it is an arcade machine. Are you going to demolish the house in the future?

We pay, we pay! Xu Mang, who was free, saw the black lines on the boss's face, and realized that it was his fault, so he said with a smile, I'm sorry, boss, I didn't mean it.

right!

You didn't mean to!

You really mean it!

The boss looked at Xu Mang's mean smile, wanted to scold him but couldn't, what could he do if he had already paid for it, so he didn't hit the smiling face... This guy must be his nemesis, right?

After losing money,

When Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were about to leave, the boss stopped them.

Two!

Can you stop coming in the future? The boss begged, I also want to support my family.

...

...

This shit,

is it necessary?

Isn't it just winning you something, and then breaking a game console?

ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм

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seven thirty in the evening,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman walked along the river, and met many couples along the way, most of them were holding hands, and some went too far, even carrying their girlfriend behind their backs.

Little Man?

Um?

Don't imitate them. Xu Mang pointed to the girls lying on his boyfriend's back, and said seriously, Such actions are very dangerous. If you are not careful, you will lose two lives!

at first,

Yang Xiaoman didn't pay attention to this matter, but after Xu Mang's reminder, her heart was burning like a fire, it was a longing.

Analyzing from a physical point of view, this movement of a boy carrying a girl on his back will destroy the ultimate balance of walking, and he will fall directly to death with a slight pothole.

Physics aside,

Analyzing from the perspective of human body function, a girl's pressure on a boy's back will cause damage to the spine. Even if it does not cause damage, this pressure will deform it and eventually become a hunchback.

Finally, let's explore from the perspective of morality. How can it be decent for a man and a woman to have intimate contact without getting married?

Listening to Xu Mang's nagging along the way, Yang Xiaoman didn't speak, and endured all this silently. To Yang Xiaoman, this was just Xu Mang's powerless declaration, and it had no effect at all.

I only need one sentence, and I can swallow everything this guy said.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said calmly, Carry me! Immediately!

...

I said so much just now, but you didn't listen to a single sentence? Xu Mang was full of surprise.

What nonsense!

Quickly squat down, I can't go up. Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look.

have no choice,

Xu Mang carried Yang Xiaoman on his back. At this moment, he thought of his stolen battery car.

well...

No sound!

Little Man?

You said... can we still go to that game hall to play games in the future? Xu Mang held Yang Xiaoman's butt and asked curiously: How about...how about we open a game hall ?”

Do you guys all have a dream of opening a game arcade or an Internet cafe? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes: As long as my friends are male, they all say they want to open an Internet cafe or an arcade.

hehe.

Almost. Xu Mang said with emotion, Although there is a computer at home, it doesn't feel like that...do you know?

I don't know, I still can't open it! Yang Xiaoman directly rejected this unreliable idea, obviously wasting money, and said silently: Go home now.

...

The happy time is very short, which is true for anyone, and the senior three students think that even if it is a painful time, there are not many left, because there are only two days before the college entrance examination.

period,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were not selected as outstanding students at the municipal level, but a boy from another school they didn't know. No one knew who he was, but he had many deeds, and there was no way to verify these deeds.

It was only later that Xu Mang found out,

He is the second generation's son.

this day,

Xu Mang was lying on the table. At present, he had almost filled up his knowledge, but every time he did the test, he still used the system. Although the skill points he paid were getting lower and lower, the habit could not be changed.

no way...

Yes, but lazy!

It's the end of April,

The atmosphere of the college entrance examination is becoming more and more serious, and the pressure on the students is also increasing. The school has added three psychological counselors to help the students relieve their inner pressure. Senior high school students go to the playground to attend classes.

But...

Different from the good intentions of the school, many teachers do the opposite, adopting the strategy of turning pressure into motivation, and endlessly instilling the idea of ​​striving forward.

Of course, breakup incidents have also gradually increased recently.

Xu Mang alone had heard of more than 20 cases, so he was often caught by Yang Xiaoman and took the so-called ideological education class.

boring...

It's so boring. Xu Mang was lying on the table with a dead fish face. At this time, he wanted to hurry up the college entrance examination, and then have a good time for two months. After four years of crazy college, he graduated and directly took over the family's business, becoming billionaire.

certainly,

This is the idea before, it is slightly different now, but they are all billionaires in essence, that is to be the most educated among the billionaires, and the person with the most money among the most educated

Huh?

Just when Xu Mang was feeling bored, he suddenly discovered that the problem that existed in every class was the privatization of notes in class.

There was a student who wanted to borrow Xueba's notes in class, but was rejected by others. At this time, he returned to his seat in disgrace. Although Xu Mang didn't know why he wanted to borrow other people's notes, there was always someone The reason can make him thick-skinned and borrow other people's notes.

Little Man?

Um?

Do you have the habit of writing notes in class?

have!

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, Then let me ask you, are notes in class important to a student?

nonsense!

Of course it's important. Yang Xiaoman glanced blankly: Take mathematics as an example, almost all of them are the analysis of some important types of questions. Reading notes from time to time can deepen your understanding of certain types of questions. In the future, you will encounter similar questions. , can be dealt with calmly.”

I see!

Xu Mang nodded: Then why... I saw many people have many notes at the same time?

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said silently: When I first met you, I remember you used P20, then you used Mate20 during the winter vacation, and now you use P30, why did you change your phone?

The times are advancing and technology is developing. Of course, this phone has to be replaced, Xu Mang said.

That's it!

For the same question, with the gradual improvement of knowledge, the understanding of the topic is also deepening day by day, so it is natural to make revisions. Yang Xiaoman said: I talk so much with you, who sleeps all day, what are you doing?

oh?

At this time,

Xu Mang came up with a bold plan.

Little Man?

what?

According to what you said before, the old notes should be useless? Xu Mang asked, Since they are useless, why do many people regard them as treasures?

This is my own, why lend it to others? Yang Xiaoman replied.

right!

This is it!

Xu Mang's eyes radiated a terrifying light. He wanted to study a mobile app, and wanted to change No. 1 Middle School, Ningshi, and Zhejiang Province... No! It is the national campus environment!

No!

To change the whole world!

...

Hello?

What's your situation? Yang Xiaoman noticed Xu Mang's gaze, which was a gaze full of great ambition, and asked curiously, Are you planning to be a demon again?

No no no!

I want to change the whole world! Xu Mang said calmly.

idiot!

noon,

Xu Mang came to the school's library and found a few books in the corner. These were books about Android software development. Of course, they were not professional, but popular science books, but they were all the same to Xu Mang. .

[Mobile phone software development (Android) skills detected, mobile phone software development (Android) skills have been unlocked]

Finish!

Xu Mang took the book and returned the key to the library. Then Xu Mang found a problem in the classroom. This skill was grayed out.

The ____ does not work!

God!

System...why is this skill triggered but not usable?

[Lack of corresponding skills]

What skill?

【language】

I can speak Chinese and English, is that enough?

[Please host not to be funny, this is a serious issue]

...

Then Xu Mang found out about the languages ​​needed to develop mobile phones in a post on the Internet, such as C++, Java, E, PHP, etc., but most people recommended Python.

The main thing is simplicity!

Simplicity is the last word, Xu Mang chose simplicity because he was lazy.

Back in the almighty school library again, Xu Mang found a magazine with an article on Python introduction.

[Python skills detected, Python skills unlocked]

Perfect!

...

Recently,

Yang Xiaoman found that Xu Mang's dark circles were serious, which made her heart ache.

well?

What's the matter with you recently? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Changing the world. Xu Mang yawned and asked silently, What's wrong?

What kind of world can you change...Can you have a good chat? Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and said helplessly: Usually go to bed early! Don't play games every night, so Cai... is it worthy of my efforts?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, he found that Yang Xiaoman was getting more and more heartbroken, and said that he was not a black wind and a double evil.

It's really changing the world!

I have a package sharing plan. Xu Mang said seriously: For example, the shared toilet app, a person suddenly has a stomachache while walking on the street, and the nearest public toilet is five kilometers away. At this time, open the shared toilet app and look for nearby toilets Shared family, and then go to his house to solve the problem, of course... paid to use, rest assured that the price is civilian!

What are shared sockets, shared refrigerators, shared TVs, shared washing machines... Xu Mang said with a smile: In the future, sharing oil fields, sharing cannons, sharing missiles... If everything is shared, the world will be peaceful.

This is a great ideal! Xu Mang sighed: The first step of the ideal is about to be realized. The shared note app has been developed more than halfway, and it will be completed in a few days!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

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