I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

after lunch,

Xu Mang wandered around Jiangdali with the papers he finished last night. He wanted to find a photocopying shop. With the help of a kind girl, Xu Mang successfully copied ten papers, and then offered the girl a drink. A cup of milk tea.

Xu Mang didn't think anything wrong with this girl, who had an ordinary face, an ordinary figure, and an ordinary personality, but... this girl had developed a strong interest in Xu Mang.

handsome!

The handsomeness of a slut and a scumbag!

Xu Mang had a good chat with this girl, and learned a lot about this school, but unfortunately...a Yang Xiaoman suddenly appeared.

With a confused expression on his face, Xu Mang returned to his room. At this moment, he sneaked a glance at the violent airport. Seeing that her face was dark and silent, she knew that it would be a bloodbath.

However,

To Xu Mang's surprise, he was not beaten. Except for Yang Xiaoman's indifferent appearance, everything else was normal.

But Xu Mang understood that the prelude to the storm was calm and serene. Maybe the violent airport was brewing emotions, which was the so-called anger value. It is estimated that the current anger value was not enough to release the skills.

Another minute passed,

Xu Mang couldn't bear Yang Xiaoman's calmness, shrank his head, and asked, Xiaoman?

what?

Are you sick? Xu Mang asked.

You're just sick! Yang Xiaoman glared, sat on the edge of the bed and swiped his phone, and said silently, Do you want to ask why I didn't beat you?

hey-hey...

How can I be so cheap. Xu Mang smiled awkwardly.

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly: Look at your useless appearance...

actually,

Yang Xiaoman was really not angry, because in terms of beauty, she was similar to Xu Mang, and she thought she was the best in the world.

Without getting an answer, Xu Mang smiled awkwardly. He thought the matter was over, but he suddenly thought of a question, how did Yang Xiaoman find him?

Well...

Maybe telepathy...

well!

Can you leave them a way out? Yang Xiaoman finished swiping Weibo, looked up at Xu Mang, and said, It's not easy for them. I just hurt their self-esteem a few days ago, and the wound has finally healed. Just let them go.

oops...

Actually, this question is not difficult. Xu Mang said helplessly, You can see for yourself.

Xu Mang drew a paper and handed it to Yang Xiaoman.

After watching for a while,

Yang Xiaoman changed from curiosity to anger.

Are you going to let them die without a place to bury them? Yang Xiaoman is so angry. At first glance, this topic is similar to Chinese reading comprehension. However, after careful study, you will find that it actually contains mathematical logic thinking language. .

Just relying on those people like Jin Leilei...I'm afraid they are going to jump off the building.

I don't think it's difficult. Xu Mang said with a face of course: This topic is similar to the famous 'Pirate Gold', except that 'Pirate Gold' reflects the idea of ​​the game, while mine embodies the consensus Thought.

snort!

When the time comes, they will shut themselves up, will you be responsible? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily.

rest assured!

I will definitely keep my sense of proportion. Xu Mang smiled.

...

afternoon,

Xu Mang came to the provincial Olympic team classroom with the paper he copied. Yang Xiaoman naturally came here to supervise Xu Mang.

Seeing the expectant eyes of the members of the provincial Olympic team, Xu Mang was very relieved, but he didn't know that all of this was a plan arranged in advance by Jin Leilei and the others. From the moment Xu Mang stepped into the classroom, has become the protagonist of this drama.

Ok, Ok!

I can read in your eyes a strong thirst for knowledge. Xu Mang stood on the stage. At this time, he had already entered the role, and he was addicted to it and couldn't extricate himself.

The five people in the audience nodded, maintaining an expression of curiosity and eagerness.

Yang Xiaoman, who was sitting at the door, went crazy.

She seemed to have seen a human tragedy about to take place.

well...

Ahem!

This is my question. Xu Mang raised the paper in his hand: Are you mentally prepared?

have!

Loud and confident.

very good!

But before that, I want to explain a few points. Xu Mang suddenly looked serious, and said seriously: This is an epistemological logical problem that includes time. It cannot exist in reality, but it is not logically impossible. Don't Find fault with me.

Don't make all kinds of seemingly witty but boring comments, it will only make you idiots, Xu Mang said.

Jin Leilei and the others were stunned for a moment. They couldn't see any joking elements from Xu Mang's expression, so they couldn't help but nodded.

Afterwards, the test papers were handed out, and the members of the provincial Olympic team read the test papers after they got them. Everyone had a confused look on their faces.

Brother Xu Mang?

This...is this an Olympiad question? Jin Leilei asked curiously, Is this about reading comprehension?

Xu Mang smiled, but did not speak.

With further study,

Jin Leilei and the others collapsed.

This is a question about the color of the top of the head. There is a group of bald people living on an island. One hundred people have green tops, and nine hundred people have red tops. They can see each other's tops, but they cannot mention the color of each other's tops. Know the color of the top of your head. If you know the color of the top of your head, you will jump into the sea the next day.

one day,

A tourist came to the island and said: There are people with green heads on your island.

Excuse me,

What is the result of this sentence?

at this time,

Xu Mang said suddenly: There is no mirror, no secrets, and no brain teasers in this question, so don't rely on clever wording or ridiculous suspicions. In short... the tourist simply said: I think There is at least one person with a green head here!

alright.

Use your mathematical and logical thinking to solve the problem. Xu Mang smiled: This problem will help your future, treat it well, and think hard!

...

...

...

How to do this?

Jin Leilei and the others fell into confusion.

Fuck!

What about giving it for free?

How about easy?

What about cooperating with acting?

In the end, the most stupid person is yourself!

What should we do now?

Do the questions!

Jin Leilei and the others began to think about the nature of the problem. What kind of results would the tourists' words bring?

soon,

Jin Leilei and others failed...

It is very difficult to explain this kind of problem simply with rigorous mathematical logical thinking...at least I can't do it myself. If I use simple daily thinking, it is very simple. Just ask why you can't see your hair?

This nima...

What the hell is this topic!

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman was a little emotional, from joy at the beginning to arrogance to helplessness, and finally collapsed. I can't imagine what Jin Leilei and the others have gone through, but let alone...it's really cool!

Sure enough, happiness is based on the pain of others. I didn't feel it before, but now this feeling is getting stronger and stronger.

No no no!

Suddenly Yang Xiaoman came to his senses. During the days with Xu Mang, he seemed to be gradually becoming Xu Mang, always thinking about how to trick others.

Could it be that this is the so-called phase of husband and wife?

I, Yang Xiaoman, hide my face as a bad woman?

Quietly calling out Xu Mang, who was playing Peace Elite, Yang Xiaoman asked, Oh... I want to ask you something, why can the two of us be together?

Well...

Things flock together, and people form groups, Xu Mang said.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

...

this afternoon,

Jin Leilei and the others lived in pain until Xu Mang announced their disbandment, and the five of them never solved the problem.

when eating,

Yang Xiaoman took a sneak peek at the other party, that melancholy expression seemed to have won a five million lottery ticket, but the lottery ticket was lost on the day the prize was redeemed...

How about it?

It's not that difficult, is it? Xu Mang said with a smile, I still have more difficult things that I haven't shown.

I...

Nima!

Is there anything more difficult?

After Jin Leilei and the others heard Xu Mang's words, they almost vomited blood. This question already made them wonder why they were born in this world, but they were told on the verge of collapse that the question was very simple...

Jin Leilei said without tears, Brother Xu Mang... are you here to play with us?

ah?

Why did you say that? Xu Mang was taken aback, and asked curiously, It's really not difficult!

Whoops!

no no no no

I hurt my self-esteem!

The five members of the provincial Olympic team all chose to be autistic, and there was no way... What kind of results did the tourists bring?

sorry,

have no idea...

how to say...

Two days before Xiaoman and I leave, I won't tell you the answer. I hope you can use your logical thinking to figure out the mystery inside. Xu Mang said with a smile: It's really important to your future. Helps a lot.

It is true to say so,

However,

I can't figure it out!

When Jin Leilei was sad, he worshiped endlessly, and Xu Mang was an all-rounder!

the next day,

Jin Leilei and others came to the classroom very early, and the five of them got together to discuss. After a night of thinking, they seemed to have touched a little threshold, but they still didn't step into it.

What are you guys doing? Teacher Teng came to the classroom and found that the members of the provincial Olympic team had gathered to discuss something, so he moved forward curiously.

Professor Teng.

This is a question given to us by brother Xu Mang. We...we were all killed. Jin Leilei said shyly, I'm a bit short of brains.

oh?

show me!

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