I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

This is Xu Mang's third visit to Disneyland. He didn't have a good impression of this park before, and he was annoyed by the various overlord clauses, but this time Xu Mang was still black-faced, and was searched and checked by Disney staff. pack.

Among them, the couple also had a dispute with others. The reason was that for Xu Yang and Xu Man's lunch, besides a bottle of formula milk, Xiao Man brought two bananas, rice porridge, chopped vegetables and custard, and these were placed in the The bottom of the stroller, as a result...not allowed to bring in.

The couple, who have always protected their children very well, almost didn't explode on the spot. Fortunately, before the explosion, the person in charge of the gas arrived...to deal with this matter, otherwise, with Xu Mang and Xiaoman's protective character, Make each other look good every minute.

I'm furious!

Isn't it just a broken amusement park? Yang Xiaoman said to her husband who was pushing a stroller beside him, carrying a bag, I don't know what is so magical... Isn't it just a cost of more than 30 billion yuan? The money earned in the stock market is several times that.”

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and all kinds of irrational ideas spewed out, such as building a kindergarten that was more luxurious than Disney on the opposite side, throwing them to death with money, and looking for connections to punish them severely and stop the amusement park for renovation.

but...

These are just Xiaoman's fantasies, and she also knows that her ideas cannot be realized. After all, Disneyland in Shanghai has become an important attraction. Even if she has the financial resources, the government will not allow such behavior.

OK OK!

Stop complaining, what's the use of complaining so much? Is it possible? Xu Mang said helplessly, Where are we going now? We can't just hang out with the kids all the time, right? I'll suggest first... to play with bumper cars.

no!

It's too dangerous! Yang Xiaoman denied it on the spot, and said seriously: Go to play the merry-go-round first, and then go to the Ferris wheel. In short...those items that are dangerous are not allowed to play, you rough skin There is nothing wrong with the thick meat, what should I do if the child bumps into it?

Looking at the ignorant expressions of the siblings, Xu Mang couldn't help but sigh... Half of the fun was already lost when I came to the amusement park for the first time, and these two little guys were miserable.

A few minutes later,

A family of four came to the side of the carousel. Since it was a weekday, the amusement park was not full. Soon it was the turn of a family of four to go in and ride on the carousel. Xu Mang hugged his son, and Xiaoman hugged him. Looking at her daughter, one behind the other.

Wow wow~

Sister~ I want...in the front. Seeing his sister in the front, Xu Yang started to make a fuss. This confused Xu Mang, and the seats were almost full, unless he swapped places with Xiaoman. , otherwise only such a result can be accepted.

My wife... let's change it, good guy... my son started to make trouble again. Xu Mang said helplessly, Hurry up...I really can't bear it, so hurry up and change positions.

You little bastard!

I do so many things for you every day. Yang Xiaoman glared at her son, and was about to switch places with her son, but at this moment...Xu Man cried, desperately refusing to let her mother and father interact. Change positions.

It's over!

This is the end!

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman sat on the wooden horses in a daze, each holding their crying child. It was neither...or not, and what made the couple feel even more ashamed was that many parents beside them intentionally or unintentionally Looking at the two of them, from time to time leaning into his child's ear, he didn't know what he was muttering.

But you can tell after a guess, this must be telling your children, don't be so naughty like Xu Yang and Xu Man.

finally,

Still with the consent of his sister Xu Man, the two children switched positions. Xu Mang hugged his daughter, and Xiao Man hugged the child. Only then did the endless quarrel stop. At this moment...Xu Mang and Xiao Man are facing each other. What a regretful decision to bring kids to the amusement park.

This is even worse than a bear child. It may be living in a greenhouse for a long time.

Coupled with the protection of grandparents, grandparents, and a lot of uncles and aunts, it has led to some lawlessness. Xiaoman is very worried about this, fearing that this situation will get out of hand in the future.

But this worry quickly disappeared, feeling the joy from the heart of the child, Yang Xiaoman, as a mother, was very happy. No... they have all become great scientists now.

With Xu Yang and Xu Man's current level of naughtiness, how could they be better than Xu Mang?

Dad~

Brother~ Chase! Xu Man pointed at her mother and younger brother in her father's arms, hurriedly tugged at Xu Mang's clothes, and shouted at him, with the unyielding energy on her face , It was almost carved out of the same mold as Xu Mang.

pity...

This was fixed. Xu Mang wanted to catch up, but he was powerless. What was even more exasperating was... his son turned his head to look at his sister from time to time, and the complacency on his face was undoubtedly revealed at this moment.

Oh my God!

This little bastard is a professional cheater, right?

Sure enough...Xu Man cried, crying so sadly that she couldn't be coaxed. Fortunately, it was time to experience the project, and the couple fled the scene in a hurry.

in a resting place,

Yang Xiaoman was starting to vaccinate the child with a serious face, and reprimanded aggressively: The next time you two are so naughty, Mom and Dad will never take you out to play again, knowing that Mom and Dad today How embarrassing?

Especially you! Xiaoman looked at her son, her eyes widened: It's fine if you're dishonest at home, but you're also dishonest outside. Mom's patience is extremely limited. If she continues to be naughty like this endlessly, Mom will beat him up. You, did you hear me?

Xu Yang: (°ー°〃)

Mom is so fierce!

But why is mother so fierce?

This question... made Xu Yang very confused. He really didn't know why his mother was so fierce.

OK OK!

What's the use of you teaching me such a lesson? Xu Mang stood by the side and said helplessly, I don't understand what you're talking about. Wait for another two years for the child to be tough, and you can just beat him up...Since it's already been like this It's too skinny, it doesn't make sense to reason, it's better to give children a complete childhood.

snort!

In the end it was because of you! Yang Xiaoman glared at her husband, and said angrily, If it wasn't for you, how could I have given birth to such a skinny child.

I...

Is it all my fault?

Xu Mang was shot while lying down, since he said that... If it wasn't because of Xiaoman, how could Xu Yang and Xuman be so skinny?

certainly,

Don't dare to say this sentence, it may cause conflicts between husband and wife, and even lead to a domestic violence.

after,

The family of four went to the Ferris wheel. Compared with the merry-go-round, the Ferris wheel is a very suitable amusement project for the whole family. The two little guys stared at the scene in front of them through the window, each staring When I opened my eyes, the world turned out to be so magical!

After all, they are parents,

Anger with children comes and goes quickly.

Anyway...

They're all my own children, just bear with it. Xu Mang hugged the two children, and said to Xiao Man who was sitting in front of him, What do you think?

Yang Xiaoman nodded, there was no way... this damned blood relationship, no matter what, he couldn't give up, but soon... Xiaoman regretted his idea.

Pee!

Xu Yang peed directly.

Both Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were shocked.

at last...

Lose money, apologize, get over it.

Holding the two little bastards in his arms, Xu Mang stood on the road with his face full of exhaustion, while Yang Xiaoman was pushing the baby carriage, exuding an exhausted air all over his body. The two of them had been tossed to death by the little devil kings, but ...It's only been an hour now, and there are still many, many rides waiting for the two of them.

ah...

I'm dying!

When I think that there are still more than 20 years left, I feel that life is so gloomy! Xu Mang looked up to the sky and sighed... What is the third child? With the current situation in the family, is it possible to have a third child? Isn't this impatient to live! Both have been tossed enough, and one more... speeds up their demise.

Wife?

Um?

Do you want a third child?

...

want!

After this,

The family of four continued to play entertainment, and a whole morning passed. Xu Mang and Xiaoman felt what a nightmare journey was, and the two little bastards never knew what a stop was.

It's over, it's over!

The front seems to be a special area for gifts! Seeing the store in front of him, Xu Mang immediately felt something was wrong. Seriously... I don't want to help my children with so many cartoon toys when I'm exhausted.

quick!

Quickly cover the child's eyes, I'm pushing the stroller, let's fight quickly! Yang Xiaoman said hastily.

Immediately afterwards,

One of the couple covered the eyes of the two little guys, and the other rushed forward pushing the baby carriage. It never occurred to him that Xu Yang, a stinky boy, inherited his father's tricky eyes and saw it from the corner of his eye. The rows of toys.

The little guy was so anxious... He tried hard to get rid of his father's hand, but unfortunately his strength could not be Xu Mang's opponent, no matter how hard he pushed, he couldn't push it away, and even took a bite.

purchase!

purchase!

Xu Yang tried to shout to his parents.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

Die!

How did he find this brat?

Look!

My son is full of your bad habits, and now he has learned the tricks! Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he grabbed Xu Mang's collar and growled.

...

This has nothing to do with me!

It can only be said that our son is versatile, and you can't control it. Xu Mang smiled awkwardly and politely.

at last,

The two little devil kings each took one of the biggest dolls and lay happily in the stroller. Xu Mang was suffering...Walking in the amusement park with the huge dolls in his arms.

At this time,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang, and the caller was Brother Chuan Xiao.

Xu Mang?

Where are you? Brother Chuan Xiao's tone was urgent, with a trace of anxiety.

Accompany the children to the amusement park. Xu Mang said weakly, I'm so tired!

...

Something has happened!

Hurry up and go back to the research institute!

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