I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 1087 Is there someone outside Xu Mang&#039;s brother-in-law?

This set of clothes is dazzling, and the fabric is just right... Everything that should be covered is covered up, but nothing that doesn't need to be covered up... Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, he even had hallucinations... less than a day The height of Mi Wu, the beautiful angel face, but with short and medium hair.

This is my wife?

Is she Xiaoman?

Little Mangzi!

My lady queen is tired...carry me up. Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, raised eyebrows at Xu Mang intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: What are you doing lying down? You don't know what your lady queen orders. Did you stop listening?

Ouch!

I was so amazed... I almost forgot. Xu Mang came to his senses, got up and rushed to Xiaoman's side, then hugged Xiaoman sideways into his arms, looking at the blushing Xiaoman, Xu Mang said softly: My Lady Queen...you seem to be expecting something.

Hate~

What am I expecting...you don't know yet? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, lightly brushed her hair, and said, Your words just now dissatisfied the queen, and you must accept punishment. ..what are you punished for?

After pondering for a while, Xiaoman raised his left hand, gently lifted Xu Mang's chin with his index finger, and said with a hint of domineering: Then punish you...do well tonight, I want a third one. A child, uh...preferably a daughter.

Obey!

Xu Mang threw Xiaoman directly on the bed, and then lay down on the bed with a smile on his face. Looking at the tender and tender girl with short hair beside him, his heart was filled with infinite emotions...It was so fast, and in the blink of an eye, he and Xiaoman Man has known each other for five years.

Five years ago, I and her were still a happy couple, and five years later, I had a pair of twin siblings. Things are really unpredictable...the two almost never fought, but now...Although they often fight, but The location of the fight is different.

Little Mangzi!

Do you have any thoughts now? Xiao Man leaned directly on Xu Mang's body, and asked with a smile, Tell the queen...the queen can grant your wish.

Hey hey...

You understand! Xu Mang smiled, and then turned over and pushed Xiaoman down, and slowly moved up, but suddenly a hand appeared in the middle, directly blocking the most romantic moment, Xu Mang was full of love. He looked at her dumbfoundedly.

Then you have to accept my test! Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's face: I'll just ask two questions... If you answer correctly, then what...you understand.

test?

two questions?

Isn't she joking?

Xu Mang showed a disdainful smile, and said seriously: Xiaoman... the man in front of you is the most powerful physicist in the world, the god of physics today, I know the truth of the universe, I can By calculating the trajectory of any star, I can discover the most basic particles that make up matter.

Two small problems... It's not that Xu Mang is bragging. If I add two zeros after it, I won't make a mistake! Xu Mang said proudly, As long as I make a mistake... I will stand Thomas the spiral flower on my head He committed suicide by swallowing dung, and it was the kind of performance on the spot.

Inverted Thomas Helix suicide by swallowing feces?

Does this guy have any self-abuse tendencies? I've already owed you several paragraphs... still want to come?

Hello?

You have to think clearly... You already owe me several times to shit on your head, and you owe me another one. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: I'll give you another chance, I'm afraid of you now... Boss It's this kind of crazy oath.

Three meals!

If I make one mistake, I'll perform three handstands Thomas Corkscrew and commit suicide by swallowing feces! Xu Mang said disdainfully, I'm just kidding...my brain is full of all kinds of knowledge, what don't I know? I Even the black holes and neutron stars, the most mysterious celestial bodies in the universe, are well known...

words fall,

Xu Mang hurriedly said, You have to ask some questions that I understand,

You asked me to answer about financial stuff...how could I understand this, what about mothers and babies.

Do not worry!

Third grade questions. Xiaoman smiled and said, How is it? Are there any problems with third grade questions?

snort!

Ask! Xu Mang didn't bother to argue, and asked with a look of disdain.

Excuse me...

What is the order of the strokes of the ten thousand characters? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Ten thousand?

Stroke order?

This f*cking self is almost twenty-four years old, and he doesn't even understand the stroke order of the Wanzi? What a joke!

Horizontal folding hook!

Look like this...Horizontal and horizontal folding hooks. Xu Mang drew in the air.

wrong!

The correct answer is horizontal folding and hooking! Yang Xiaoman said seriously.

ha?

Horizontal folding hook skimming?

How is this possible!

At this moment, Xu Mang's face was full of confusion and doubts. It has been more than ten years since he wrote the ten thousand characters in elementary school until now he has three children... But the way he wrote it was wrong?

I do not believe!

I don't even believe it! Xu Mang said resolutely, How could I be wrong...

However,

After a few seconds,

Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and searched the stroke order of the ten thousand characters on the Internet. Xu Mang was completely autistic... The contemporary god of physics, even the so-called professor had to stand aside when he saw him. In the end, even one ten thousand character The order of strokes is unknown.

hehe!

Little Mangzi?

What's wrong with you? Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's chin and said softly, Why don't you go to the bathroom first?

...

Hurry up to the next question... I... this... Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a while, and hurriedly said, You put the question first... I don't believe it, the question for the third grade of elementary school , how could I not do it, to be reasonable... I also won the first prize in the Ning City Composition Competition!

cut!

May I ask the order of the strokes of the fire character? Xiaoman asked.

Let's do it! Xu Mang gestured in the air, and said confidently, This is absolutely correct, I can swear on my life... If this is any more wrong, it will be more difficult for Thomas Spiral Flower to commit suicide by swallowing feces while standing upside down. , handstand Thomas spiral three weeks and a half Huashi committed suicide by swallowing feces!

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

Three and a half weeks of turning around?

Are you insane?

result...

next second,

Xu Mang entered the autistic mode again, and the correct order of strokes was dots and strokes.

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

No way?

Why can't I even know the subject of the third grade of elementary school?

I...

What's wrong with me?

Looking at her autistic husband, Yang Xiaoman was so happy. I haven't seen his expression like this for a long time. Confidence and flamboyance are his label. From the time I met him to now... this label has never changed. As a result... I saw it today.

IQ is suppressed, it is really rare!

Hee hee~

Look at yourself...you don't even know how to do elementary school questions, and you think your son and daughter are grown up, so what should you do if you hand in your homework? Xiaoman lay on Xu Mang's chest, drawing circles on it, while He said softly: Then what...you owe me three meals now, what, turning around for three and a half weeks and committing suicide by swallowing feces.

Xu Mang couldn't tell. He really couldn't understand why he had to change the order of strokes. The Chinese teacher taught him this way before, but... now it changed again. Could it be that the primary school Chinese teacher's teacher taught physical education?

At this time,

Xiaoman brushed her hair, and said slowly, Husband... let's make another deal, if you can...

words fall,

He leaned into Xu Mang's ear and said a few words softly.

Then...

Something happened that shouldn't have happened.

this night,

It's quite long.

...

next morning,

Xu Mang opened his eyes, thinking about yesterday's embarrassing incident, he felt more and more unreal. A man who controls the truth of the world doesn't know the order of Wan Hehuo's strokes. To die of laughter.

Sudden,

The door of the room is opened,

Wang Shuxue rushed in with Xu Yang and Xu Man in her arms.

Come on!

We're going to hit the nasty villain! Wang Shuxue said to the two little devil kings, but... when she saw the two on the bed, she was stunned instantly...

this...

Who is this woman?

Is brother-in-law cheating?

Even taking people home, isn't it too courageous?

Brother-in-law!

You better explain to me! Wang Shuxue asked seriously: Who is this bitch? Why is she sleeping on it? You two still look disheveled... Did you do something? Sorry about my sister?

words fall,

Xiaoxue shook her head hastily, and said angrily: I'm so confused... I'm obviously sorry for my sister... You scumbag, my sister married you at such a young age, and even gave birth to Xu Yang and Xu Man, you ended up treating her like this!

Look at your own child, look at the pure eyes of Xu Yang and Xu Man, don't you feel ashamed? Wang Shuxue was very excited, and angrily scolded: Scum!

I...

I misunderstood! Xu Mang said with a confused face, You go out first...you know nothing if you don't understand anything.

Yo ha!

Are you still so confident after cheating?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Wang Shuxue became unhappy for an instant. What she saw from her perspective was Xu Mang's unrepentant image, until she was so angry that her feet were shaking.

after,

Xiaoxue left the bedroom, and in less than 30 seconds, she came back pushing the baby carriage, but the next second... directly rushed to the side of the mysterious woman, and she was slapped directly.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Fuck!

How awesome!

Bitch!

Get out quickly! Wang Shuxue roared.

result,

When Xiaoxue saw clearly the true face of this 'bitch', she instantly felt desperate.

Wang Shuxue: Σ(°△°|||)︴

No way?

This...is this my cousin?

Xiaoxue!

I'm going to kill you! Yang Xiaoman roared angrily, Today is either you or me!