I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 1004 Tell the truth after drinking
Friends walk together for life, those days are no more.
In a word, for a lifetime!
A lifetime of love, a glass of wine!
Xu Mang and Wang Shuxue smelled of alcohol on their faces, and then each of them held a microphone and sat on the sofa in the living room singing crazily. They also ordered the classic old songs, which may be the effect of alcohol, which led to a bit of true feelings.
waiter!
Cutting the song! After Xu Mang sang the song, he seemed to be still in a state of unfinished, and shouted to Yang Xiaoman who was sitting beside him sullenly: I want to sing Sudden Self, hurry up... Otherwise...the tip will not be given to you.
I...
you...
Yang Xiaoman felt that he had been punched by someone. Then he couldn't fight back, his whole body was so uncomfortable that he was going to die, this damn bastard actually regarded me as a waitress girl.
However, if she was angry, Xiaoman followed suit and ordered Sudden Self for Xu Mang.
I heard you say that the sun rises and sets.
Sun and rain are unpredictable, but the road is full of footsteps.
I'm used to your sudden self.
While swaying, you will see nature clearly.
Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)
It's awful!
It's almost like a husky shout, who sings for your confidence?
Yang Xiaoman knew Xu Mang's singing very well. When he first fell in love with him, this guy was tone deaf. At that time, he didn't believe in evil, so he had to let him sing. As a result...
Then don't stay, there will be no more after time passes.
The sky you look at, hang more rainbows.
...
If you only have this life, what's the point of starting over?
The crying is over,
Yang Xiaoman thought that was enough, but he never expected that his younger sister Wang Shuxue started applauding.
One more song!
sounds amazing!
I...
Are you deaf?
Where does it sound?
Yang Xiaoman stared at Wang Shuxue, saw that her face was full of alcohol, her eyes were distracted, it was obvious that she had drunk too much, and she was so drunk that she was unconscious.
It's almost done!
I'll make hangover soup for you two! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and got up angrily to prepare hangover soup.
Wait for what?
The second round hasn't started yet. Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and said in a daze, Why are you so troublesome, bitch? Be careful, my husband...I...
Yang Xiaoman looked at the befuddled Xu Mang, and couldn't help but sigh... He used to drink quite well, but this time he only drank eight bottles of wine and became unconscious...
Is this fake wine?
Thinking of this,
Yang Xiaoman ignored Xu Mang and took out his cell phone to call his father.
Hello?
Dad... Does XXX red wine have a particularly strong stamina? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, Is it stronger than white wine?
XXX red wine?
Indeed, it has a lot more stamina than liquor, because it's been stored for a long time. By the way, why did you suddenly ask this? Father Yang asked curiously, Is someone drunk?
Your son-in-law and Xiaoxue drank a box and a half together, seven or eight bottles of which were drunk by your son-in-law, and another bottle was drunk by Xiaoxue, and now the two of them... Yang Xiaoman took a look and was studying how to order The two who sang couldn't help showing a wry smile and said, The two of you are crazy.
...
I can only drink half a bottle... Hurry up and make the hangover soup, and then let the two of you spit it out, by the way... Don't blow the wind, otherwise you will be even more drunk. Father Yang said: I reckon that tomorrow the two of you will drink You don't need to get up, you have to sleep for a day before you can wake up.
oh...
hang up the phone,
Yang Xiaoman sighed, this is simply looking for trouble for nothing, what kind of wine is drunk, and now he has drunk to the point of unconsciousness, and his husband is really, if he can drink well, he will drink to death... Isn't it a tragedy now?
Impressed!
Immediately afterwards,
Xiaoman brought out two bowls of hangover soup and forced the two of them to drink it down. Afterwards... one of them held a large trash can and vomited there... instantly sobered up a lot.
ah!
Finally came back to life! Wang Shuxue collapsed on the sofa, and said to herself with a sad face: It's so uncomfortable... It feels like I'm dead.
Brother-in-law?
Are you still alive? Wang Shuxue asked.
Your brother-in-law is already dead! Yang Xiaoman complained angrily while helping the unconscious Xu Mang wipe his mouth, Drink, drink, drink...will you still drink in the future? I said you are abroad. What did you learn?
...
Okay, okay! Wang Shuxue said helplessly, I know...you are only three years older than me, and you know how to scold me all day long, are you annoying? Are you more annoying than my mother? Be long-winded.
how?
Don't say three years older, even if you are a day older, she is still your sister! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: I don't do human affairs all day long, but I know that I will worry my family. Look at how you are living. Take Is it amazing to win a few broken prizes?
If it was normal, Wang Shuxue would have refuted it long ago, but now she is so dizzy that she doesn't even have the energy to refute, so she can only be scolded silently.
Second Grandpa Ting said you don't plan to return to China in the future? Yang Xiaoman questioned, Why don't you go back?
I...
Don't worry... I can do whatever I like. Wang Shuxue said angrily.
mess!
If you don't come back, I won't be polite to you. Yang Xiaoman said solemnly: Which company you join will go bankrupt. If you are engaged in scientific research, I will ask your brother-in-law to come forward and take the company directly. You get fired!
you...
Wang Shuxue knows that her sister Yang Xiaoman has this strength, and her brother-in-law's influence in the scientific research field, even if she is abroad, she will be picked out by the other party.
There is only one road in front of you!
That is to go back to China and then accept the job arranged by your second grandfather, or the job I arranged for you. It is absolutely impossible to go crazy abroad! Yang Xiaoman said coldly: You better think it over for me. .”
It's annoying!
The more Wang Shuxue thought about it, the more wronged she became, but she also understood that it was her sister who cared about her, but her concern was too domineering.
Have you finished vomiting?
After throwing up, go take a shower, and then go to bed. Yang Xiaoman said angrily, Ghosts are crying... Don't you know how ugly your singing is?
cut!
It's my brother-in-law who is crying and howling, I think my voice is pretty good. Wang Shuxue suddenly said with a smile: Sister... If I go back to China, can I be a star?
casual!
As long as you are in China. Yang Xiaoman said absently, You can become whatever you like, but how are you going to persuade Second Grandpa and your parents? They strongly oppose your involvement in the entertainment industry.
Hee hee~
Isn't it because of you... Wang Shuxue smiled shyly: Good sister... If you come forward at that time, I don't think there is any problem at all. If it doesn't work... Let brother-in-law come forward, his Face is absolutely fine!
Let's go!
Your brother-in-law is usually very busy, so he doesn't have time to take care of your mess. Yang Xiaoman glared at his sister, then helped up the paralyzed Xu Mang, and walked slowly towards the stairs, then turned around and said, sleep earlier.
oh!
...
night,
Yang Xiaoman threw Xu Mang, who was smelling of alcohol, on the bed, and immediately stripped off his clothes. Looking at her husband who looked like a dead fish, she immediately became angry.
Big idiot!
I used to blow it directly from the bottle...now I pour seven or eight bottles. Yang Xiaoman pouted her mouth, and said without curiosity: What can I say about you?
At this time,
Xu Mang muttered, Wife...wife...
...
What's wrong? Yang Xiaoman leaned to the side and asked in a low voice, What's wrong?
I...
I love you...wife.
suddenly,
Yang Xiaoman's heart melted. Maybe he was more or less perfunctory before, but now he can be sure that he meant it sincerely, because he uttered the truth after drinking.
Xu Mang: Zzzz
At this time, Xu Mang was in a dream. He found that his wife had gained a proud figure. She had improved a lot in all aspects, and every indicator had reached an amazing model standard.
Hey hey~
good good good good!
Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?
what's the situation?
Laughing so meanly, it must be some kind of bad dream.
don't want!
do not go!
I...I don't want to fly a plane!
Yang Xiaoman: ( ̄△ ̄;)
What?
Fly a plane?
What fly?
well?
What kind of plane do you fly? Yang Xiaoman approached Xu Mang and asked softly, Tell me...
airplane...
Airplane... Xu Mang closed his eyes, frowned, and said with difficulty, Xiaoman...Airplane.
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄︿ ̄)
Damn it!
I knew nothing good would happen!
Unexpectedly, he bullied himself in his dream, it seems that this bastard will die if he doesn't give him a beating.
but...
Yang Xiaoman thinks that Xu Mang is very interesting now, he has almost never seen him drunk, why not... take this opportunity to set up some things about him in the past, such as how many girlfriends he has.
Xu Mang?
How many girlfriends have you had? Yang Xiaoman asked softly, Tell me...tell me!
girlfriend...
I... I only have Xiao... Xiaoman. Xu Mang muttered in a daze, Only Xiaoman... only Xiaoman...
Full marks!
Perfect score!
Hearing this answer, Yang Xiaoman was very excited, but time did not allow her to be happy, because there are still many questions that need to be answered by the big pig's trotters.
Then let me ask you...
Xu Yang, Xu Man, Yang Xiaoman, among these three... Xiaoman asked softly, Who do you love the most?
At this time,
Xu Mang's face was almost twisted together, as if he was very conflicted.
no answer,
Only tangled to the distorted expression.
Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang at this moment, but his heart ached for her, and he hurriedly said, Okay, okay...Love everyone...
words fall,
He reached Xu Mang's forehead, and kissed him lightly.
Get some rest, you idiot.
My child and I will always be by your side, we will never be separated, forever! forever!
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