I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Huh?

Ice cream shop! Yang Xiaoman suddenly saw an ice cream shop, but she was so happy that she tugged Xu Mang who was pushing the stroller beside him, and said greasyly, My husband... accompany me for a while. Well, I haven't eaten ice cream for a long, long time, and I forgot what ice cream looks like.

Xiaoman was crazy, Xu Mang surrendered directly...Anyone might be conquered by this cuteness, but Xu Mang is different...He is a person who has been in-depth, understands the structure of this woman, Just kidding... kill you every minute.

Let's go!

Please don't talk to me, my heart can't take it. Xu Mang said helplessly, I'm still used to your fierce look, and I think you are the cutest when you are fierce. Angry...not for you.

roll!

I am so cute, why can't I be a baby girl? Yang Xiaoman rolled his eyes, then took Xu Mang's arm, and said with a smile, Let's go...my little Mangmang.

Xu Mang: 囧

Shame!

The name is such a shame!

I want a bowl of durian ice cream. Yang Xiaoman stood at the front desk, and then said to Xu Mang who was beside Xu, Honey...what do you want to eat?

don't want!

At this time,

The waitress just froze for a moment, and didn't feel any surprise. There were countless young couples who came here to eat ice cream, many of them were junior high school students... and the couple in front of them seemed to be only a few years apart.

But...then it was different, she saw the pram next to the young man, and there were two cute children in it, this...is this crazy these days?

Your children? the waitress asked.

yes!

Isn't it cute? Yang Xiaoman was instantly elated when she saw someone praising her child, just like all mothers in the world, and said with a smile: The twin sister and younger brother... It's been almost four months .”

I...

this...

Are you kidding me?

The waiter was completely lost. She even questioned the world. The girl in front of her looked only seventeen or eighteen years old, and the boy was only in his twenties. Why...how did he have a child? Parents agree?

Under the horrified eyes of the waiter, Xu Mang's family of four came to the seat by the window. In fact, Xu Mang had been trying to figure out why Xiaoman liked eating durian so much.

Wait a moment!

Don't eat it first... I'll shake a spoonful first. Xu Mang took the spoon in Xiaoman's hand, and then shook a spoonful of her durian ice cream. This action made Xiaoman so happy that he thought it was a big pig. Hoof finally chose to compromise and planned to eat durian.

Come on!

You two little ones, smell it first. Xu Mang brought the spoon in front of Xu Yang and Xu Man.

The strong smell made the child very uncomfortable, and his expression was slightly painful, and then he began to struggle slightly. Seeing this scene...Xu Mang showed a gratified smile, directly sent the spoon to Xiaoman's mouth, and said softly: Ah~

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*) Ahh~

tasty!

The word happiness is written all over Yang Xiaoman's face.

At this time,

Xu Mang picked up the two little guys directly, and the three looked at Xiaoman in unison, sending ice cream to their mouths, and then showed happy expressions.

Xu Yang: (°ー°〃)

Xu Man: (°ー°〃)

Mother...

what is mom doing

Have you seen?

This is what happens if you don't study hard! Xu Mang said to the siblings with a serious face: If you don't study hard, you can only be like your mother, eating these stinky things. If you study hard, you will have milk powder to drink !

then,

Xu Mang took out two feeding bottles and brought them to his mouth one by one. He believed that this was a very successful education.

Xu Mang!

Today I must kill you! Yang Xiaoman was furious,

If the eyes were a kind of flame, at this moment...Xu Mang had already been completely burned by the fire, and my old lady could have done so many things just by eating an ice cream.

Oops...

On the road of education, what's the big deal about sacrificing a little bit? Xu Mang said indifferently, You don't want your child to be a scumbag, do you?

roll!

Big trotter...why don't you try yourself out? Yang Xiaoman glared, and said angrily, Anyway, if Xu Yang and Xu Man don't reach the top ten in the city, I'll settle the score with you. When the time comes Kill you!

hey-hey...

Xu Mang didn't speak, and silently fed the child.

After eating the ice cream,

The family of four continued to go shopping, and soon came to a bookstore, which seemed to be a children's bookstore, and the business was very good. Young parents in the city brought their children to choose books in it, which instantly aroused Xiaoman's boundless maternal love.

What are you doing? Xu Mang asked in a daze.

Buy books!

The first step of a genius...isn't it just buying books? Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang like an idiot: I don't understand this, but you are still the father of two children.

Hey hey!

Can you wake up? Xu Mang said helplessly, You really expect these messy books to educate your children? If they were really effective, these authors would have gone to heaven a long time ago. Can it still be your turn? You Taste... savor carefully!

That's right,

But at this moment, Xiaoman had long been surrounded by maternal love. How could she listen to Xu Mang's words, so she forcibly dragged her husband and child to the children's bookstore.

have to say,

There are indeed a lot of people... It's so many. Although this is an online celebrity bookstore, it can be separated from the level of Internet celebrities. In essence, it is because it wants to give children a better education.

This involves a concept...

Today's rise of Huaguo is behind the fact that every Huaguo person is extremely powerful. The reason is very simple...Huaguo people always believe that every Huaguo person is extremely convinced that the power of education and the vast majority of people are deeply Loving the ground beneath my feet.

this!

this!

And this one!

Yang Xiaoman buys almost everything he sees. In less than a few minutes, he directly bought a dozen textbooks for children, such as How a Baby Becomes a Genius, The First Step of a Smart Baby, From This Moment. One Step Ahead and so on, all use exaggerated descriptions to attract others' desire to buy.

According to Xu Mang's idea, this is basically cold, but Xiaoman is a woman who doesn't have much patience. She is usually so busy, how could she have free time to tell stories with her children? This is just a show of following suit. .

what's the situation?

Why are there so many people? Yang Xiaoman glanced at the team, instantly unhappy, and said angrily: It's such a backward checkout method, I think it should be equipped with automatic checkout equipment, scan the barcode of the book, and perform automatic checkout ...then scan the QR code to pay.

words fall,

Glancing at Xu Mang beside him, he said calmly, You go to line up with the book, and I'll hold the child and stand beside you.

Xu Mang: 囧

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang and Da Guang's father lined up silently... and their respective wives were all unified, standing by their side and silently accompanying them.

actually...

Buying these books is superfluous. What is the situation now? Let me tell you briefly. Xu Mang turned his head and said to Xiaoman beside him: There are two kinds of parents in this society, parents of model workers and parents of lying-in parents. Win the parents.

When it comes to the cultivation of children, the parents of model workers will adopt the method of spreading their talents and talents, and the parents of lying wins are just as talented as they are, as long as they are happy. Xu Mang said: Facing with housework, the parents of model workers do all the housework single-handedly, while the parents of lying win The winning parent is to let the children share the housework.

It involves children's education and communication issues... Parents of model workers will be kings in the parent group, what teacher said is good! Xu Mang said with a smile: Parents who lie win are kings of diving in the parent group, and agree Reply... Received!

Yang Xiaoman frowned, obviously very cold about this education method.

cut!

I'm too lazy to talk to you. Yang Xiaoman pouted, It's obviously because of laziness.

Sudden,

Xiaoman found out that someone had jumped in line. The person standing in front of Xu Mang just now was a man wearing a black down jacket with a huge build, but now he was a thin man wearing a white down jacket, and it was his turn soon. , suddenly there is another...

Hello!

How can you jump in line? Yang Xiaoman naturally wasn't polite, and yelled out, The one in front of us just now was a fat man in a black down jacket.

Are you blind?

I've always been here. The young man said angrily.

Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang were stunned for a moment. They never expected that this guy would be so shameless. He obviously jumped in line, but he abruptly said that he was in line.

you!

Everyone is a parent, can you stop being so shameless? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, All the children are here!

Which eye did you see?

Don't talk nonsense without evidence! The young man said seriously: Otherwise, let everyone judge!

At this time,

Xu Yang and Xu Man's siblings were frightened, and burst into tears, which made Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman very uncomfortable for a while, and they couldn't beat them. After all, this is a society ruled by law these days. I feel a little humiliated when I think about it...

You idiot...

Xu Mang hadn't finished scolding yet, but was stopped by Xiaoman. Her husband is a great scientist. If someone caught something on camera, Xu Mang would collapse in minutes by relying on the domestic media. This is no joke. .

You line up!

Yang Xiaoman left a sentence, then walked to the cashier with the child in her arms.

Xu Yang!

Xu Man!

Mom taught you a lesson today, what is the power of money! Yang Xiaoman smiled at his child, and walked slowly to the cashier.

Hello!

Everyone in line behind my husband, I will pay for everything today! Yang Xiaoman said to the clerk with a blank expression, I said everything, no matter how much it is, I will pay for it!

this moment,

Everyone present was shocked!

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