I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Give you the red potion!

Make you a Band-Aid!

Let you lie to my old lady!

Holding Xu Mang's crime tools, a bottle of red potion, and a few band-aids, Yang Xiaoman shouted angrily, I said Xu Mang, you've been very courageous recently, do you think your wings are hard enough to challenge my old lady? My authority?

Xu Mang crouched in a corner, holding his head, and said miserably, No, no, no... nothing.

No?

Is there any? Yang Xiaoman picked up Xu Mang's ear.

Yes, yes, yes! Xu Mang shrank his head and said hastily.

have?

What? Yang Xiaoman questioned.

At this time,

Xu Mang understood that he had entered an infinite loop, no matter what he said, the violent airport would be dissatisfied, and the fate of being beaten up was inevitable.

really,

Xu Mang was beaten up, and it just so happened that the red potion and band-aids he bought came in handy.

Maybe it was because she had a good attitude of admitting her mistakes, Yang Xiaoman's anger dissipated quickly. At this moment, she was drinking papaya milk and nodding at Xu Mang repeatedly.

I said you're a pretty good cook. Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang: From now on, you will bring me a bottle of papaya milk every day, you know? And put some more rock sugar, this time the taste is a bit bland.

oh.

Xu Mang didn't pay much attention to this request. It didn't take much time to make papaya milk, and he had completely memorized the order. He just had to cut it up, pour in the milk, and cook for a few minutes.

soon,

Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei and Zhao Linlin came to the training classroom, Liang Feng also arrived, and the intense training began.

certainly,

Xu Mang slipped out.

This time he didn't wander around the school, but went to an Internet cafe one kilometer away from the school to play League of Legends.

on board,

open

ranked.

The skilled operation made Xu Mang full of confidence. He firmly believed that today was a good day for him to score points, and he didn't need to cheat with the system. What's the point of cheating when playing games? Think of the long-dead master.

Heart Arsonist: Mid laner, if you don’t give it, give it away!

Xu Mang successfully got the mid laner, and then chose a power of Demacia, the reason is very simple... resist beating!

Amidst the scolding, Xu Mang got the best record in history, with zero kills, zero assists and zero deaths. In the state of three zeros, he successfully lost this match. It is normal for people to report, Xu Mang not give a damn about.

but,

was blocked for three days.

Xu Mang: wdnmd

no way,

Xu Mang could only click on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Counter-Strike was the game Xu Mang had played since he was a child. He also had Heroes 3 Shadow of Death, StarCraft, Warcraft 3, Diablo 2, and Empire 2.

Until the appearance of World of Warcraft, Xu Mang switched to World of Warcraft, and then the Cataclysm version was launched, Xu Mang was completely AFK. I heard that Blizzard is getting more and more trash now, hehe... deserve it!

In the classic dust2 map, Xu Mang is a robber.

His performance was still so stable, and Xu Mang became the opponent's breakthrough point. Fortunately, the robbers had a big fish pond bomber who led Xu Mang towards victory with one shot and one head.

There are still the last two rounds, as long as you win one round, you will eventually win.

at this time,

Xu Mang was on the anti-terrorist side, but he had no money to buy a gun.

Brothers, let's take a shot. Xu Mang shouted to his teammates through the game's built-in radio.

If you want your sister's sniper, just buy full armor and be a human shield! The boss said.

Nima!

How amazing is the fried fish pond?

Shame on you?

Less than ten seconds into the game, Xu Mang passed by the middle gate and was shot in the head by someone else.

well...

boring.

When Xu Mang clicked on Counter Strike at first, he felt that he was a combination of the two most powerful players in the history of Counter Strike - f0rest and NEO. Who knew that he was a piece of plastic.

at this time,

Xu Mang was hit on the head, and when he glanced back, it was Mr. Liang Fengliang, who led Yang Xiaoman, Zhao Linlin, and Zhou Kai, and stared at him covetously.

...

...

...

Xu Mang shrank his head, and asked cautiously, Wulianhei?

...

Xu Mang, can you play?

A trail, A trail, don't you see there is someone in A trail?!

Buy the bag! Hurry up and bury the bag!

The five of them turned on the five consecutive black mode, but the four of them were showing off their power, and only Xu Mang was being beaten.

After winning the game with difficulty, Teacher Liang Feng put down his earphones and asked helplessly, I said Xu Mang, your game level is too bad, right?

Xu Mang smiled wryly: I can't help it either.

well...

You didn't study before, so you thought you only played games. Who knew you were so good at games. Liang Feng sighed: You are too insulting to a scumbag.

This nima...

If you can't play games, is it an insult to a scumbag?

What kind of reason.

Teacher Liang?

No more training? Xu Mang asked.

The school had a power outage for two hours, and the teaching equipment couldn't be used, so I came out to look for you. Liang Feng said, It's still you who can enjoy it. Drinking Red Bull and smoking soft 329, it's very nourishing.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman cast a murderous look.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, quickly put away the soft 329, and started the next game.

at last,

Teacher Liang Feng felt that he would give everyone half a day off, and the other three went home one after another. Only Yang Xiaoman dragged Xu Mang to the city center to go shopping.

at the ice cream shop,

Xu Mang felt that he was going to die, but the violent airport in front of him seemed to be unfinished, and he felt a little desperate.

Hello?

Chenxi is me.

What?

Are you at the XXX mall? Xu Mang was taken aback, and hurriedly said, I'm at the XXX ice cream shop, come and find me.

words fall,

Yang Xiaoman asked: Chenxi is here too?

Um!

He'll be right there. Xu Mang nodded.

moment,

Chen Xi led a pretty girl to find Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman.

Brother Mang, Sister Xiaoman. Chen Xi greeted the two of them, then pointed to his female companion, and said, This is my girlfriend Guo Tianmei, who studies in No. 2 Middle School.

Xiaomei, this is Xu Mang, and this is Yang Xiaoman. Chen Xi said.

After Guo Tianmei heard Chen Xi's words, she was surprised: Xu Mang? Yang Xiaoman? The black wind and double evil in No. 1 Middle School?!

Xu Mang: 囧

Yang Xiaoman: 囧

well?

Why is this nickname so ugly?

Black wind double evil?

I'm sorry, I...I said the wrong thing. Guo Tianmei hurriedly apologized: Then what, Brother Mang, Sister Xiaoman, don't take it to heart.

Xiaomei?

Your No. 2 High School always evaluates me and him like this? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Guo Tianmei nodded embarrassingly: Well, because Sister Xiaoman, you and Brother Mang have monopolized all the recent awards and honors, and you don't even have a way to survive. Over time, you will be called the Black Wind Shuangsha .”

Like a black tornado, nothing grows anywhere it goes.

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