I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

night,

Xu Mang carefully carried the child to the next room. For a long time in the future, the children will be far away from their parents. This is Xiaoman's plan... For this matter, I specially bought a reminder device. As long as the children in this room If you cry, the alarm will sound in the bedroom.

well...

It's not that Dad doesn't want to be with you. Today, you two little guys angered the tigress, but tigers don't eat their offspring... Now only Dad can calm the tigress' anger. Xu Mang sighed, earnestly He said calmly: This debt...we have to write it down, and you will pay it back for Dad in the future.

now,

Xu Mang has already figured out a plan, as long as the child can crawl on the ground, he will start paying the debt...

Leaving the baby room, he came to the bedroom and stood at the door...Xu Mang didn't open the door for a long time, he was so flustered... Who knows what happened the moment the door was opened, it might be a gentle Xiaoman , or possibly a irascible Xiaoman.

Gently pushing the door open, through a tiny crack, Xu Mang saw the tigress lying on the bed, reading a book... and the name of the book was How to Tame Your Husband.

Fuck!

Sure enough... there is fraud in it!

What's wrong?

Stand at the door and don't come in. Yang Xiaoman glanced at the door, and said indifferently: I am not a cannibal monster, I will leave my words here now, and if I don't come in on the count of three, I will die in the future. I don't even want to come in!

Hey hey~

Wife...you're going too far. Xu Mang walked in awkwardly but politely, came to the side of the bed lightly, then quickly got in, and said, By the way, what book are you reading? Err ? How to Tame Your Husband... What are you going to do?

oh...

It's nothing. Yang Xiaoman shrugged, and said calmly: Recently, I found that you are getting more and more out of control, so I want to learn from the advanced experience outside, of course... I also want to control the prehistoric spirit in my body. power so as not to harm innocent people.

How can there be any innocence!

They're all victims. Xu Mang said helplessly with a dark face, Do you know why Xu Yang and Xu Man have been so hostile to you? It's because the two little guys felt your evil soul,

Children are the purest...can feel good and bad.

Fart! Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, Come here...let me beat you to calm down.

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

This is too bad luck, right?

Sudden,

Xiaoman put down the book, and then hugged Xu Mang's arms. Although they had been together for almost five years, Xiaoman still liked to lie in Xu Mang's arms. She felt an indescribable sense of security. Xiaoman often fantasizes about what it would be like if he hadn't met him.

Husband? Yang Xiaoman blushed slightly, and said squeakily, If we go back in time, and you know that my wife is me, would you still fall in love with other people?

Won't!

How is this possible. Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's pretty face, and said with a smile, I will definitely come to you directly.

Really? Yang Xiaoman's heart was very warm, but she still wanted to continue, and asked: Then... don't you feel a little regretful? You will fall in love once in your life.

Actually...a lifetime is not that long. Xu Mang sighed, and said silently: Compared with the span of the universe, a lifetime is really short, so short that it can be ignored...Since the time is so short , just talk about a relationship.

The sooner we get together, the sooner we will be happy. Xu Mang said with a smile, I have only been in love with you in this life.

Yang Xiaoman was so elated, he hugged Xu Mang's neck directly, and kissed fiercely...while kissing, he said, My husband...me too! Fortunately, I met you in this life, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do. what to do.

this moment,

The temperature in the room rose sharply, and then reached a breathless point, and a battle of the century began!

two hours later,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman both died paralyzed on the big bed.

husband?

What if I get pregnant again? Yang Xiaoman's blushing face revealed a hint of cuteness, and said with a smile: Then will I have a baby?

Of course it happened!

But don't have another pair of twins. Xu Mang said with a wry smile, I like daughters... let's have another daughter. The daughter is my father's close-fitting little padded jacket. We have another little daughter and it's almost the same. It's a dream come true.

indeed,

Xu Mang's plan is to have two daughters and one son. This is his ultimate goal... But I don't know if Xiaoman thinks the same as him, so I haven't mentioned it all the time, because after going through so much pain, there is a possibility that he will Let Xiaoman have a fear of giving birth.

well...

It all depends on God's arrangement. Yang Xiaoman shrugged and said calmly: If Xu Yang and Xu Man say they want a younger sister, then...

Speaking of which,

She glanced at Xu Mang embarrassingly, and said slowly, You have to work hard~

effort?

I'm a sharpshooter! Xu Mang suddenly became excited, hugged Xiaoman, and said, Wife wife... let's have another daughter, I've already thought about the name...Xu Ziya, taken from The elegance and beauty in Snow and Plum Fragrance are in harmony with each other, falling flowers and flowing water from east to west...the implication is elegance, beauty, and elegance.

Xu Ziya?

quite poetic...

Yang Xiaoman likes this name quite a lot, but whether he wants a third child or not needs to be studied separately, and the opinions of the two little guys need to be sought. If Xu Yang and Xu Man agree, it is no problem to have a younger daughter. If... .. If there is any opinion, then this plan will be gone.

How's the atomic clock? Yang Xiaoman kept drawing circles on Xu Mang's chest with his index finger, and asked casually, The plan will be submitted in two days.

I'll give it to you tomorrow night. Xu Mang said, It's pretty simple.

Yeah?

Nonsense...I'm Xu Mang!

cut!

At this time,

The alarm on the side rang, which frightened the couple. The sound of the alarm meant that the child had woken up and was crying loudly.

you go!

Don't...I have a back pain, why don't you go.

Hey! Why are you so useless?

It has nothing to do with me, right? Who made you the national Sanda champion, I can't beat you normally.

...

the next day,

Xu Mang started this day's work. In fact, there was nothing to do. He just finished the rest of the work, but he needed to consider whether he could make it. No.

After three hours,

I worked out the plan before having lunch, and when I walked down, I found that my mother-in-law was taking care of Xu Yang and Xu Man, and then said: Mom... Xiaoman and I are going on a business trip in two days, can you take care of the child? one time?

I want it too!

But these two little guys... Mother Yang sighed, and said helplessly, I figured it out, they're not familiar at all!

at this point,

Xu Mang felt the same way. The last time the mother-in-law took the child home on purpose, it was okay during the day, but at night, she cried and made a fuss, and couldn't be coaxed. In the end, Xu Mang drove to the mother-in-law's house in the middle of the night. The day when the child was brought back...it broke the heart of the mother-in-law.

Not only the mother-in-law, but even Xu Yang and Xu Man's grandmas are treated the same way... At night, it's not my parents who coax you to sleep, crying hoarse every minute, making people look angry and anxious.

Then what to do?

Could it be that you're taking the child with you? Xu Mang frowned, took out his mobile phone and checked the airline's system, and found that it only takes more than 14 days to board the plane. Both Xu Yang and Xu Man have been on the plane for more than three months. no problem.

Do you have to go? The mother-in-law frowned and said seriously, What's the matter?

Xiaoman's company's bidding plan was drawn up by me, so she and I have to go... Actually, it's also good, just visit friends by the way, and then take the children to see uncle. Xu Mang shrugged.

Well... that's fine too.

Your aunt called me a few days ago, and I hope that you and your wife will take your children to the capital. The mother-in-law said, I'm going this time...just stay for two more days. Your aunt really misses Xu Yang and Xu Man, I often talk about it.

For the uncle's wife, Xu Mang felt very emotional. She liked Xu Yang and Xu Man very, very much. She felt such joy from the bottom of her heart, and she didn't know why... She obviously had a grandson.

oh...

after,

Xiaoman returned home, Xu Mang discussed it with her, but Xiaoman was a little worried, what if the child made a fuss?

Don't panic!

Let the aunt take care of it when the time comes, and let's go to the bidding site. Xu Mang said softly, Aunt always likes us to take the children to her place, let's satisfy myself...and your son and daughter don't know what kind of temper they have? Without us at night The two coaxed each other, making their voices hoarse from crying in minutes.

With this in mind,

Xiaoman felt a little helpless, and at the same time complained a little to her mother, but she didn't believe in evil... As a result, she drove to pick it up in the middle of the night, and the two little guys cried so hard that their voices became hoarse, which almost didn't hurt Xiaoman's heart. Death, since that day, the child has to go home.

I think...

The child's temper is just like what you learned, just as willful as you. Xu Mang said helplessly, I don't know what will happen in the future...

How about it?

I can't beat you to death... I'm still young, I can't beat you, I won't be polite if you're so self-willed when you grow up. Yang Xiaoman said disdainfully: I'll tell you... if you dare to intervene, I beat you too.

Why? Xu Mang asked dissatisfied.

Aren't you just used to it? Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Now I'm used to being fine, but when I get to the point where I'm sensible, if nothing happens like this, I can only beat...

Xu Mang glanced at his son and daughter who were sucking the milk bottle, showing a trace of helplessness. Basically, the pattern of this family for the next fifteen years has been decided, that is the pattern of a loving father and a strict mother...

but,

In the next few days, life will be very difficult for me and my wife, there is no way... These two little demon kings are not joking when they are fighting!

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