I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

night,

Xiaoman holds the baby and feeds milk powder. Now she can only get close to the baby at this time every day, but I don’t know why... The two little guys are far less excited when they see their mother than when they see their father. Because the bottle attracts the siblings, they may be crying now.

...

I'm very upset! Yang Xiaoman hugged the child, looked at Xu Mang angrily, and said indignantly, Why isn't the child close to me? Seeing you look happy, seeing me... like A stranger, if he wasn't holding a bottle in his hand, might be on the verge of trouble.

nonsense!

How much time have I spent? Xu Mang said angrily, I almost always stay with my son and daughter, Xiaoman...Some things need to be influenced by love, such as getting along with children, there is no way. ..time is love!

Love love love... love your size! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Also, since you have a child, you don't seem to care about me so much. I'm your wife... Can you be free? , pay attention to your beautiful girl too?

Beautiful fart!

You have already become a woman, do you really think you are a beautiful girl in high school? Xu Mang rolled his eyes and said calmly, Next year's Women's Day... I have prepared a gift for you.

Yang Xiaoman was about to explode in anger, I really wanted to punch this guy to death... What does it mean to have become a woman, and what kind of gift should I prepare, I really don't know how to write the word death... I glanced at it and was angry Said, Shut up!

words fall,

He hurriedly asked: How is the preparation of the plan? There are still five days... Can you get it done quickly?

...

I'll give you a complete plan the day after tomorrow. Xu Mang said seriously while holding the tablet, Can you give me some money?

Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said curiously: What do you want money for? Don't you have a lot of money? Why do you still ask me for money? Speaking of...what about your previous salary? What about the money cheated by the United States?

Are you willing to talk?

The last time I lent you to short U.S. stocks, you still haven't returned the money to me. Xu Mang said angrily, I don't have any money on me now... The last time I bought a computer,

Chen Xi still paid for it in advance, and someone else paid for it when going out to eat.

...

How much do you plan to want? Yang Xiaoman asked: I remember I gave you a card before, which can overdraft quite a lot of money, and you can't spend it all if you save money, unless you mess around...and you I'm already a father, so I seldom go to some places...such as bars, nightclubs and clubs.

Who do you think I am? Xu Mang frowned, and said seriously, I'm a gentleman...I will provoke the wild flowers outside? After all, the flowers are so fragrant... Hehehe, don't you think? Ah? My wife?

finished speaking,

Xu Mang started to play tricks, not to mention...Since Xiaoman gave birth, she has completely transformed into a woman, a cute and mature woman. Of course...the premise is that Xiaoman has changed a little bit. On such a scale.

If I had to describe it in one word, it might be love.

at this time,

Xu Mang glanced at his son and daughter, and said seriously, By the way, are the children full? Is it my turn?

Hey Hey hey!

Aren't you ashamed? Yang Xiaoman looked at her husband with a blushing face, and said angrily, At first I thought I had two more children, but... I never expected it to be three children... The child is hungry, are you hungry too?

next second,

The atmosphere in the bedroom was a bit weird, gradually becoming uncomfortable, filled with a hint of dog food.

the next day,

Xu Mang hugged Xu Yang and Xu Man, and started a happy day between father and son and father and daughter. Today...he is going to take the two little guys to the research institute to see how his father works. Also experience what it's like to be a scientist.

Baby bottles, diapers, and strollers are being loaded into a nanny car, and this Alpha is borrowed from Chen Xi, and it is specially used to pick up Xu Yang and Xu Man.

Well?

What are you doing? Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said blankly, Where are you going to take the child?

at this time,

Xiaoman saw Xu Mang walking out with the child, and stopped him, What are you going to do?

ah?

Go to the research institute! Xu Mang said with a face of course: This is a parent-child activity between me and the child, you, a foreigner, don't interfere... Hurry up and go to your class.

finished speaking,

He took the child into the car, and then left the villa.

Hello!

Xu Mang! Yang Xiaoman exploded in anger, and roared angrily, If you train Xu Yang and Xu Man to be like you, I will divorce you!

...

Xu Yang Research Institute,

Huaguo's leading Institute of Physics, although there are not many people... But it has achieved a lot of achievements in the world, and the word Xu Yang comes from Xu Mang's son, Xu Mang who is pushing a baby carriage at the moment , happily walked into the institute.

Do you see it?

This is where Dad works. How about we study the atomic clock later? Xu Mang squatted down, teasing his son and daughter, and said, Of course...By the way, Dad will teach you quantum physics and relativity.

well...

Father knows that you must have been devastated when you were in your mother's womb. In fact, you don't want to be artists at all, but scientists. Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: But there is no way, this end of our family The tigress is not so fierce.

Xu Yang!

Xu Man!

Today we will temporarily reach a united front to fight against that tigress. If we agree, please keep silent. Xu Mang said seriously.

as expected,

The son and daughter stared wide-eyed, looking at their father in confusion.

good!

The Justice League of Avengers is officially launched today. Xu Mang leaned in front of his son and daughter, rubbed his face affectionately on the little guy's face, and said, But...in case something happens, you two have to help Daddy is pissed off, mom won't do anything to you anyway.

Xu Yang: (°ー°〃)

Xu Man: (°ー°〃)

dad,

What is he talking about?

after,

Xu Mang turned on the computer, and the child was holding a feeding bottle, sucking happily...

listen carefully!

Next, Dad will explain the concept of atomic clocks. Xu Mang turned his head and said to the child seriously, I don't understand... Be careful when Dad spanks you.

According to the basic principles of atomic physics, an atom absorbs or releases electromagnetic energy according to the energy difference of different electronic arrangements, that is, the energy difference of different electron layers around the nucleus.

Notice!

The electromagnetic energy here is discontinuous! Xu Mang glanced at Xu Yang, and said angrily, Xu Yang...stop sucking for now, look at my sister, how seriously you listen, you're the only one who's been sucking the bottle all the time. .”

Immediately afterwards,

Xu Mang finished explaining the concept of atomic clocks, and then explained the origin of atoms.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, in which time dilation is noticed, at higher altitudes, time passes faster, but when you go faster, time passes slower. Xu Mang said: So The only way to accurately tell time is to control the clock by the tiny vibrations of the atoms themselves.

Xu Man!

Answer the concept of length contraction about time dilation in the theory of relativity. Xu Mang asked.

Yeah... ah... ah...

Although he didn't know what to say, Xu Mang nodded, smiled, and said, Very well, your mother is much smarter!

Hey hey!

Xu Yang!

Look at my sister... and look at you, go home and see if I don't spank your ass! Xu Mang looked at his son. At this moment, he felt that his son was so skinny compared to his daughter.

after,

Xu Mang put away his playfulness and began to design a new ion trap design for the quantum clock, reducing heat-induced ion motion, making the operation closer to the ideal ground state, or the lowest motion energy level, and then choosing an appropriate frequency .

Because a lower frequency is used to operate the ion trap, unwanted ion motion induced by the electric field for the ion trap can be reduced.

This is just the beginning,

There is also improved quantum control to reduce the measurement uncertainty of the frequency shift caused by ion motion.

noon,

Xu Mang, who had been busy all morning, stretched his waist and found that the child was already asleep. He couldn't help but took out two bananas. He was in a hurry to go out... He forgot to bring his lunch, he just brought some fruit.

no way...

Let's eat together.

Sudden,

The door of the office was opened, and Yang Xiaoman walked in with a dark face, carrying a takeaway.

Did you starve to death? Yang Xiaoman gave Xu Mang a blank look, and said angrily, I don't bring food when I go out in the morning, so I left in a hurry... Idiot!

hey-hey!

My wife, you're so kind. Xu Mang said with a smile, Oh? It's braised pork?

...

Did the baby make trouble? Yang Xiaoman took out the vegetables and rice from the bag, and said seriously: In an unfamiliar environment.

No.

I also told the child about the concept of time dilation in the theory of relativity and the concept of ion traps. Xu Mang smiled and said, You listened seriously!

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

this moment,

A song appeared in Xiaoman's mind... Children, do you have a lot of question marks?

after lunch,

Xiaoman originally planned to tease the children for a while, but seeing that they were sleeping so soundly, and couldn't bear to disturb their dreams, she could only quietly leave the research institute.

Subsequently,

Xu Mang started working, but the work fell into a stalemate. Regarding the design of the new ion trap, the progress was a little slow.

What should I do? Xu Mang sighed, staring at the computer boredly, feeling a little dazed for a moment.

Yeah... woo... ah...

Daughter Xu Man woke up and kept talking to Xu Mang.

Yo Yo Yo...

Is Dad's little padded jacket awake? Xu Mang happily hugged the child into his arms, teasing her constantly, and said, Do you miss Dad?

Facing Xu Mang's question,

Xu Man kept talking about herself, as if she wanted to express something, maybe it was her love for her father.

Snapped,

A crisp sound,

Xu Man's fussy little feet kicked the keyboard, which instantly made her cry.

Don't cry, don't cry! Xu Mang was also anxious, slapped the keyboard hard, and said, Dad has already called you back, let's not cry, don't cry...

At this time,

When Xu Man stopped crying, Xu Mang saw an astonishing scene. A webpage popped up in front of the screen, and the content of this webpage turned out to be... a certain paper on ion traps.

Just after reading the abstract, Xu Mang suddenly realized.

yes!

Isn't that all right?

Xu Man!

You are really Dad's caring little padded jacket! Xu Mang rubbed his face affectionately against his daughter's little cheek, and said excitedly, Your foot...directly solved a puzzle in Dad's mind!

Xu Man:? ? ?

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