I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After staying in the hospital for two or three days, Xu Mang took Xiaoman home to his sister. Of course...he gave out a lot of red envelopes these two days, and the doctors who helped deliver the babies each gave 18,000 One thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, and the rest a few thousand dollars.

And the next month,

Xu Mang has a lot of things to do. After all, Xiaoman is in confinement...the most important thing is to put the baby to sleep, but his daughter Xu Man is okay...not too much fuss, good guy, this son, Xu Yang, is just like a little boy. Demon King, the one in your arms is annoying.

certainly,

Xu Mang drove everyone away, and left himself... From his point of view, he didn't want to leave too much psychological burden on Xiaoman during her confinement period. Now many young mothers have postpartum confinement Depression is due to some ideological problems of the previous generation.

In fact, Xu Mang checked a lot of documents, many of which were in direct conflict with modern scientific concepts. In the end, Xu Mang formulated a very scientific and standardized recovery stage, so that Xiaoman could get the fastest and best recovery effect.

If you can't even do this step, then you won the two Nobel Prizes in vain.

Can I play with my mobile phone? Yang Xiaoman lay on the bed and asked in a daze: Your mother told me... I can play with my mobile phone now, but when I get old, my eyes will go blind. Is this the case?

...

You... Do you think it's possible? Xu Mang said helplessly, Don't listen to her... If you don't even have a recreational activity during the confinement period, it would be too difficult, right? Young mothers will be more or less depressed after giving birth, and if they hold back like this all day long, they will inevitably think wildly.

so...

My answer is... you can listen to music, read some interesting books, watch some pleasant TV programs and play with your mobile phone for a while, but... the premise must be moderate, and the time should not be too long. Xu Mang said seriously: I have made a work and rest schedule, and you have to follow it.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, never expecting that her husband would be so careful, this is not his style at all, maybe... this is the motivation of love, which makes a lazy big fool full of infinite desires. vitality.

well?

Look at Xu Yang, he looks as bad as you! Yang Xiaoman looked at the child lying beside him, and said with a smile: Look at Xu Man...as cute as me.

Xu Mang just smiled,

淡然地说道：“话说...你以前脾气收敛一点，别动不动因为一些小事情，撸起袖子揍孩子，要用爱去感化孩子，用理去服人，知道什么意思吗？”

...

Then let me ask you... What should you do if your son comes back last in the class for you? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, To beat or not to beat?

the last one?

Then there is no way... we can only give him a complete childhood. Xu Mang said seriously: The prerequisite for using love to influence a child is that he needs to get 100 points in the test. If he comes back with a duck egg in the test, only The stick served.

snort!

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, lying on her side with her head in her hand, looking at her child, the more she looked at her, the happier she was, but when she looked at her husband, her eyes changed from being full of love to disgusting, why? See how upset it is.

Wife?

Um?

Are you really not at all? Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman and asked curiously, Do you want to save it to make up for your husband?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed slightly, she rolled her eyes angrily, and complained: What nonsense are you talking about...the children are here, you are already a Father, can you go through your brain before speaking?

hey-hey!

Xu Mang has long been an old fritter, walked to the side with a smile, and said softly, Before the child doesn't understand, if I can get a little bit of money, I will get a little bit of money, and I will become a genius in the future. How can I talk about it?

Hate!

Big idiot! Yang Xiaoman said angrily, You don't look like a father at all... By the way... There is something that we husband and wife must discuss.

Well?

What's the matter? Xu Mang frowned slightly, and said seriously, Is it a problem with the education of future children? Don't worry...I've already talked to Professor Smith from Princeton University, and he's just a scumbag...so scumbag If you are not at the level of a human being, you can also go there to study, and there is no problem with graduating from a bachelor's degree.

...

no!

What I want to talk about is about the parent meeting. Yang Xiaoman looked at his son Xu Yang, and said seriously: I'll go if you score above 90, and you go if you score below 90.

No...

Didn't we discuss it? Let Chenxi go...as the uncle of Xu Yang and Xu Man, what's wrong with going to the parents' meeting? Xu Mang said with a look of course: Of course...we talked beforehand , I'll go if I get 100% in the test!

roll!

I got 100 points in the test, do you think you have this opportunity to hold a parent-teacher meeting? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, as if she was blunt.

after,

Xu Mang fed the baby milk powder, and then started cooking the so-called confinement meal alone in the kitchen. The confinement meal is actually very simple, with more dishes, but less quantity. This is also to achieve nutritional balance. Basically, they are all small dishes Pack.

As for the oil for cooking...Xu Mang found the best olive oil. I don't know how much it is, but it was sent by Young Master Chen anyway.

night,

Xu Mang was lying on the bed reading a book. Since the bed was relatively large and Xiaoman was very small, Xu Mang could lie down without affecting Xiaoman's rest. Moreover, Xu Mang slept quite honestly. What disturbance will occur.

husband?

What are you doing?

Am I snoring? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Don't fight... Why did you suddenly ask this question? Xu Mang looked at her in bewilderment.

Yeah?

I guess all girls don't snore, right? Yang Xiaoman said afterwards.

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

There is fraud!

This must be a scam!

This...how should I answer this?

After pondering for a long time, Xu Mang said seriously, How would I know about other people...Anyway...I knew you wouldn't fight...hehe.

Yeah?

Yang Xiaoman originally wanted to trick Xu Mang, but ended up tricking everything.

well?

Do you still want to trick me? Xu Mang put down his book and said with a smile, How could I be tricked by you.

Yang Xiaoman was so angry in her heart, she couldn't see Xu Mang sneering, and when he smacked... she felt very upset.

I'll ask again!

How much is fifty-nine plus one? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Sixty! Xu Mang said.

snort!

Straight man! Yang Xiaoman said seriously: Pay attention to the details!

detail?

Xu Mang thought about it for a while. This was obviously addition, and the essence of addition was to combine two or more numbers and quantities into one number.

There is a conspiracy?

Thinking of this,

Xu Mang hurriedly got up and went to the study. When he left, Yang Xiaoman's face was full of question marks.

Where are you going?

Verify how much fifty-nine plus one equals!

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

half an hour,

Xu Mang came to the bedroom with a few blank sheets of paper... He was quite excited at first, but when he saw the child sleeping, he regained his composure, walked in on tiptoe, and said seriously, I just verified it. , fifty-nine plus one is indeed equal to sixty!

Let me tell you... the heavenly king came over, the Milky Way exploded, and it was all equal to sixty! Xu Mang handed the result of the argument in front of Xiaoman, and said seriously, Look...this is me. Verification result!

I...

this...

This guy is so straight!

How on earth did he chase himself? And also... also gave birth to Xu Yang and Xu Man with him.

Wow wow~

At this time,

The child cried, was hungry and cried.

I won't fight with you anymore!

The children are crying from hunger...don't bring up such questions in the future, I'm a doctor of science! Xu Mang said seriously: As an academician of the Huaguo Academy of Sciences, how much is fifty-nine plus one...you are really Insulting my intelligence!

words fall,

Then I went to make milk powder.

...

Time passes day by day,

In about ten days, Xiaoman could move around properly, but he was basically strictly controlled. According to Xu Mang's words...if he wants to move around more, it will take twenty days. Recovery helps.

As for the time of confinement, Xu Mang directly set it to forty-two days. From the perspective of physical health, it must take six weeks to reduce to a normal non-pregnant state, so... rest for about 42 days.

well?

Did you get scolded again today? Xiaoman lay on the bed, holding the child and asked, I heard my mother-in-law roaring.

Um...

I wanted to come and see you, but I persuaded you to go away. Xu Mang shrugged and said seriously: He has a lot of opinions on my scientific and standardized recovery stage, so instead of disliking each other and arguing over some things, It's better not to come... so as not to affect you and the baby.

Although...

Actually, Mom is also worried about me and the child. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly, You're almost fine... When mother and child meet, it's like seeing an enemy.

Will not!

My mother... has a knife mouth and a tofu heart. I didn't do this for you. Xu Mang waved his hand and said with a smile: I sent a few pictures of the baby on WeChat, and in an instant my mother would not Speak up and tell me to take good care of you and the baby.

Um...

Yang Xiaoman nodded, one on each side of the left hand. Although she has been a mother for more than ten days, every day is a new experience. I don't know why... These two children like each other more and more, no matter how hard they look, they can't get enough.

but...

One thing to say,

My husband's recovery plan is great, and he has enjoyed treatment that no one else can enjoy. It is true that he has done a better job than others, and there has been no trouble. It is basically the same as the planned itinerary. When to do things, It's all so organized.

and,

Sitting very comfortably this confinement!

Xiaoman was afraid of confinement before, especially when her mother and mother-in-law were taking care of her, she must have felt uncomfortable... As a result, her husband simply drove them away and made a recovery plan of her own .

Watching Xu Mang go to prepare lunch for herself, Xiaoman said to the child gently: Baby...grow up quickly, and then we will bully Dad together, okay?

a second later,

The kids were crying...a lot.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

What's the meaning?

It hurts to hear that you bullied your father, right?

Emotional old lady, am I a delivery man?