I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

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husband…

I need to go to the toilet.

one o'clock at midnight

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang who was lying beside him and said weakly, Hurry up and help me up, it's really uncomfortable.

Here we come! Hearing his wife's call, Xu Mang hurriedly helped her up and led her to the bathroom.

Since they were old couples, there was no taboo, and Xu Mang did all kinds of things by himself.

Lying on the hospital bed, Xu Mang asked curiously, By the way, when did the doctor say the delivery?

have no idea.

Just two days. Yang Xiaoman said slowly, At that time, you have to pay attention, I may have a stomachache anytime and anywhere.

...

What Xu Mang is most afraid of now is Xiaoman's stomachache. The first two times he thought it was about to give birth, but it turned out...it was just the child being naughty.

now at this time,

All of Xiaoman's abnormal reactions affected the hearts of the three families, especially Xu Mang, who was a father for the first time, was so worried that he would explode.

Have you bought all the milk powder? Yang Xiaoman asked, Is it imported milk powder?

Xiaoman's domestic milk powder is expensive now! Xu Mang said seriously, Imported milk powder is cheaper.

Well?

What's the situation?

Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, then said, Then what exactly did you buy?

imported!

That's good!

Didn't you keep asking me from the sidelines? Xu Mang said cautiously, Honey...have you noticed that your emotions have been on the verge of collapse recently?

snort!

I've always been that way.

Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Did you feel disgusted with me? Think I'm not easy to serve? Even if this is the case... you have no chance, do you want to leave us?

Look at what you said...

How could I abandon you... I wouldn't dare to do it even if I had a hundred guts. Xu Mang said awkwardly, Honey... you should rest well, the doctor said you shouldn't be too tired.

Um!

She responded softly, then closed her eyes, and said suddenly: Sing a song... I can't sleep.

Sing?

Xu Mang was suddenly confused. Although his voice was masculine and full of passion, the current music scene was full of feminine voices, and there was almost no music suitable for Xu Mang's voice.

Sing...

It's over!

How about I tell you a story? Xu Mang said cautiously, How about a hypnosis story?

OK!

Yang Xiaoman nodded happily, waiting for her husband's so-called hypnosis story, curious in her heart... How can such a masculine man know how to tell stories?

Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and an old monk and a young monk lived in the temple. One day, the old monk said to the young monk... There was once a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and the temple... Xu Mang said He fell asleep while talking.

Xu Mang: zzzz

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

God!

Aren't you telling my wife a story?

How can I fall asleep while talking, too... This big idiot has become very busy since he entered the stage of waiting for labor. There are many things that he can't do at all, and he can only handle them.

Originally invited two aunts to come over, but he directly denied it, saying that outsiders were worried about taking care of them, so he had to come by himself.

No matter how much I persuade you, it won't work.

In the end, he could only let him mess around and do it himself every day.

don't even say,

Although many things were not done well at the beginning, as time went on, I did a good job, that is...

Xiaoman looked at her husband, sleeping soundly lying on the hospital bed... His heart was full of love for Xu Mang. He had suffered so much during this period... It seemed that he hadn't had a peaceful night's sleep for a long time.

idiot...

What do you think you are trying to do? Yang Xiaoman struggled to get up, gently stroked his head, over and over again, almost lost his baldness.

the next day,

Xu Mang woke up from the hospital bed, sat there in a daze for a while, and then slowly came back to his senses. Finally, he remembered what happened yesterday. Seeing Xiaoman sleeping on the bed, Xu Mang felt ashamed for a while.

It was originally to tell Xiaoman a story, but in the end...I never expected that I would fall asleep, and this accompanying nanny is not competent.

At this time,

Xiaoman gradually woke up,

Seeing Xu Mang staring at him, he couldn't help laughing and said, Big idiot... Didn't you tell me a hypnosis story yesterday? Why did you fall asleep while talking?

Ahem!

I'm a little tired...but after sleeping, I feel like I've been reborn, with an indescribable energy all over my body. Xu Mang said with a smile, I'll make breakfast for you.

Um!

Watching her husband leave, Xiaoman felt more and more how lucky she was. Her man was so good and loved her so much, so what more could she ask for?

Just these two points are enough!

...

Xu Mang has long been famous in this private women's and children's hospital, especially the little nurses, who are so excited to see him... If it wasn't for moral restraint, they would have let themselves go.

Academician Xu!

It's so early today? A middle-aged aunt saw Xu Mang and said with a smile, Is your wife going to give birth soon?

Um!

It's coming soon... Xu Mang nodded, and then said, Give me a bowl of white porridge, pickled melon, soy milk, by the way... give me two baskets of steamed buns, rice vinegar and chili in small bags stand up.

okay!

soon,

Xu Mang left with his breakfast and went directly to Xiaoman's room.

I'm coming!

Sweet white rice porridge, I got you some pickled melon and soy milk. Xu Mang picked up the white porridge and started feeding Xiaoman. He resisted it before, but now he's used to it.

ah!

Open your mouth! Xu Mang said softly as he handed the porridge to his mouth.

(*^-^)p(^0^*) Ahh~

I took a few bites,

Suddenly Xiaoman frowned, and said seriously: No...I...

ah?

What's the matter? Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, took a mouthful subconsciously, and said, Is it okay? Maybe it's a little thinner, not as thick as yesterday. Don't worry...I'll give my opinion to the dean later.

it's here,

Xu Mang had more power to speak than the dean.

no...

I feel like... Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said hastily, I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach...a little pain.

ah?

Could it be that this is going to give birth? Xu Mang stood up in fright: I'll call you a doctor right away!

Don't don't!

Probably not...wait for a while. Yang Xiaoman shook his head, and said seriously: I'm about to give birth, it's not like this feeling...don't worry, I know all about it.

after,

After Xiaoman finished her breakfast, she lay on the bed, watching boring TV dramas. These few days were very painful. The doctor said that she would give birth at any time. She was a little excited before, but now she was only afraid.

I'll go out and make a phone call. Call me if you have something to do! Xu Mang saw his phone calling and said seriously, If you remember anything, you must remember to call me!

Um!

Go, go. Yang Xiaoman nodded. To be honest...she was used to the nagging Xu Mang, not to mention a sense of security, a sense of being held in the palm of her hand.

doorway,

Xu Mang answered the phone.

Hello?

Professor Smith... What's the matter? Xu Mang asked.

Xu Mang...

Is there really no room for that matter? Professor Smith said: CERN called me again, I hope you can relax, and you can make any request!

According to logic, it's impossible... Xu Mang said, Because they targeted me before.

this matter...

It's really embarrassing. Professor Smith smiled wryly: But it's been so long, you should almost let it go, right? And you have won the Nobel Prize in Physics for two consecutive years.

It's a Nobel Prize.

But it has nothing to do with them. He remembered that they still stuck me to death. Xu Mang said, Of course... any hatred can be resolved sometimes.

hear here,

Professor Smith's heart couldn't help jumping, and he vaguely felt that something was wrong. I'm afraid this guy will make the lion open his mouth.

On what terms? Smith asked.

Well...

There may be many conditions, so many that the other party can't accept it. Xu Mang said with a smile: But then everyone can sit down and talk together. This thing... can be discussed.

OK!

When? asked Professor Smith.

Half a year!

Anyway, the large-scale collider project hasn't been launched yet. Xu Mang said, By the way...Professor Smith, which European countries have I been banned now?

...

A lot! Professor Smith smiled wryly, But don't worry...it will be resolved soon.

Um!

By the way, I have a personal request... If a student's grades are unacceptably poor, can he attend Princeton University? Xu Mang said.

Bad?

Of course! Professor Smith laughed: Our school is supported by these students, and part of the research funding comes from the sponsorship fees of these students.

oh...

at this point,

Xu Mang had heard about it a long time ago.

That...

What if you don't pay the sponsorship fee? Can you go to Princeton to study? Xu Mang asked.

cannot!

The answer was particularly straightforward, without any sloppiness.

What if it's my child? Xu Mang asked cautiously, With my relationship, can the school open a back door for me?

What?

your child?

What on earth does he mean?

Xu Mang?

Aren't you thinking too much? Your children must continue your legend, how could it be so difficult to even go to Princeton University? Professor Smith said: You and your wife are rare geniuses.

It's not that there is a saying in your country that dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, and mice beget burrows! Professor Smith said, I should be right, right?

...

It is true to say so, but... who can know what will happen in the future!

Xu Mang was now particularly worried about his children's learning problems. He saw that many parents were college bullies, but their children turned out to be out-and-out college scumbags.

Butterfly (hudie) reads as fudie (fudie)...

well...

Isn't this worrying? Xu Mang said awkwardly, Anyway, is it okay?

no problem!

Twenty years from now... I'll still be teaching at Princeton, and your child will study astrophysics directly. Smith said with a smile, By the way... Am I your child's grandpa?

necessary!

after,

The two chatted casually, then hung up the phone.

When he hung up, Xu Mang's heart that was hanging on the edge of the knife also fell, and finally...solved a major problem in life, the child's learning problem.

Although Xu Mang never paid much attention to the so-called diplomas, living in the land of Huaguo, diplomas are a stepping stone and must be possessed.

International students at Princeton University, take this out...it shouldn't be bad.

At this time,

The phone rang again, and the caller was Chen Xi.

what's the situation?

You don't usually make phone calls, but today you have so many calls?

What's wrong?

Is there something wrong? Did you quarrel with Xiao Qiong again? Xu Mang asked.

ah?

No, no... We're doing well! Chen Xi hurriedly argued, How's Miss Xiaoman?

Okay.

I've been lying on the bed all day, and I've become fat like a little pig. Xu Mang said with a smile. Although Xiaoman was relegated to being a little pig, Xiaoman is actually quite slender, but compared to the past... he is indeed fatter A little bit.

But this little bit of fat has become an eternal pain in Xiaoman's heart. Did he teach Xu Mang about being fat?

oh!

Brother... If you need it, just call... By the way, tell Miss Xiaoman that the company's current situation is very stable, so she doesn't need to worry. Chen Xi said.

Um!

Since Xiaoman entered the delivery room, the daily management of the company fell to Chen Xi. In addition to his internship in the charity department in the past six months, he already has a very high management ability.

to him,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman were very relieved. Sometimes the husband and wife had to sigh with emotion. This person...don't force him, he really doesn't know how much potential he has.

Chen Xi and Xiao Qiong are the best examples.

Sudden,

A shrill cry came from the room.

husband!

quick!

quick!

I seem to be about to give birth! Yang Xiaoman shouted desperately: Sheep...sheep...the water seems to have broken!

Xu Mang: Σ(`д'*ノ)ノ

Fuck!

This is amazing!

Why did it come so suddenly?

Xu Mang rushed into the room in a hurry, looked at the panic-stricken Xiaoman, and comforted him, Don't worry! Don't worry! I...I'll call you a doctor right away!

words fall,

Xu Mang ran as fast as he could, and ran to the resident doctor's office. At this time, there was no such thing as whether to knock or not. He opened the door and shouted, Doctor...my wife is about to give birth!

Seeing Xu Mang,

The residents who were present were also panicked, but they didn't panic like Xu Mang. After all, Xiaoman's delivery had been practiced many times in the hospital.

Academician Xu, don't worry!

We'll deliver your baby right away! said a middle-aged female doctor.

Immediately afterwards,

It shocked many people in the hospital.

ah!

It hurts so much! Yang Xiaoman's face was completely distorted in pain, and she held onto Xu Mang's arm, which was already covered with scratches. She shouted angrily, It's all your fault!

Yes Yes Yes!

It's all my fault... It's all my fault! Xu Mang said helplessly while pushing the mobile hospital bed: My wife, hold on! It's coming soon!

ah!!!

Hold on to your size!

Wait for me to come out...I...will definitely kill you! Yang Xiaoman's pretty face turned pale from the pain: Big bastard...big idiot...I...I'm in so much pain ...

At this time,

A little nurse immediately stopped Xu Mang.

Academician Xu...

Please wait here.

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