I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

( ) Magic City,

Xiaoman looked at her group of bridesmaids, who gathered together to discuss how to fix the groom, and suddenly became anxious...

Hey Hey hey!

It's almost enough. My husband is a great scientist, can you save me some face? Yang Xiaoman really couldn't stand it any longer. These people were a bit too much. They gathered together to discuss without revealing any information.

how?

Does this hurt? A young and beautiful woman said with a smile: Although all the obstacles have been cleared away, but... we will not just watch you being married away, we have to pay a little cost!

What price?

Just tell me how many red envelopes you want! Yang Xiaoman was very anxious, worried about any problems in the process, and said seriously: Let me tell you...Feng Shui takes turns, and I am not the only one getting married, don't you guys get married? ? At that time, I will make a big move!

hey-hey!

According to the customs here, you don't have the chance to be a bridesmaid anymore, you even have children... be a bridesmaid. The young woman said with a smile: Xiaoman... Just accept your fate like this , anyway, this is where you belong.”

I...

So angry!

How could I have such a sister?

Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and said helplessly: By the way, can you tell me what you plan to do to my husband?

It's very simple!

Knowledge...everything is forbidden! One of the short-haired women said: We plan to kill your husband... Hehehe, don't blame us for being cruel, I really can't think of a good idea, and I can only blame you Husband is too smart to crush him in terms of IQ.

Hey Hey hey!

It's fine if you don't read books, read newspapers, or study, and ask others to do the same. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily, Can't you be a good person?

Yo Yo Yo...Look, our big beauty Yang is not married yet, she has her heart completely on her side. The short-haired girl smiled and said: Xiaoman... accept the judgment of fate, let's talk about it. ..True love needs to be tested by fire.

moment,

Where did the bridesmaids get three bottles of Coke?

But this liquid looks a bit strange... It seems to be a fusion of multiple liquids.

Come on!

We tie the red thread, you sit on the bed, put the Coke bottle under your skirt, and then let your husband choose by himself. After the choice... drink it on the spot! The short-haired girl laughed: This test is over. It's over...to the next level.

besides?

Yang Xiaoman frowned slightly, and said with displeasure: There shouldn't be any coke in it, right?

certainly!

We are not good people. How could we let your husband drink Coke... The short-haired girl smiled and said, For the next level... I can't tell you for now, by the way... Hand over your mobile phone! We suspect You are trying to join the enemy.

no way,

Xiaoman was forced to hand in her mobile phone, which almost drove her to death. After 20 years of suffering, she finally married herself. As a result, she met a group of teammates.

at the same time,

Xu Mang had brought his large army to the magic capital, but when he called Xiaoman, he found that he was hung up. It seems... Xiaoman was kidnapped by the bridesmaids, and the phone had been put away , I have to say...the other party is really vicious!

What's wrong?

Your expression seems to be very sad. Chen Shao was driving the main wedding car, and found Xu Mang's bitter face in the rearview mirror of the car, and said involuntarily, How are you going to deal with it? Are you really planning to let us go? ?”

nonsense!

I asked you to come here... isn't it just to take the blame? Xu Mang smiled wryly, Young Master Chen...what happened on the day you got married? Did you get punished?

I?

What does it mean to be treated miserably? That night... I was almost sent to the hospital for gastric lavage. Chen Shao said helplessly, Who is the person who accompanied the wine at night?

You!

Otherwise it could still be me? Xu Mang said with a face of course, Isn't it?

...

Xu Mang!

Don't get divorced, I don't want to experience a second time. Young Master Chen said angrily.

divorce?

Divorce is impossible unless you have two lives.

Will it block the door? Chen Shao asked: Block your daughter-in-law's boudoir... How will you get in then?

Do not worry!

It's not a problem at all. I will find a way to let them open the door by themselves. Xu Mang said calmly.

soon,

Arriving at Xiaoman's house, it was exactly as planned. From the moment I entered the gate, the road was unimpeded. At this time, a group of people stood at the door, looking at the closed door, not knowing what to do for a while.

Let me tell you about my plan first! Xu Mang said seriously, Young Master Chen...we'll quarrel later, if it gets a little fierce, they'll open the door to see what's going on, seize this opportunity... Blast in. Xu Mang said with a smile, Are you awesome?

...

...

...

It's so fucking cheap!

But it is a good way, that is, it is a little wicked and takes advantage of women's curiosity.

let's start!

Chen Fan...told you to come early and come early...do you see what time it is? Xu Mang leaned against the door, listening to the movement inside, and shouted pretendingly: Now What should I do? If I knew it earlier, I wouldn’t be looking for you.”

What's none of my business? It's not because Wang Shao moves slowly, all of us are waiting for him. Chen Shao winked at Wang Shao, and said seriously: I think this pot...Wang Shao is determined!

Hey hey!

Too much...Who went to the toilet halfway? Wang Shao looked at Zhou Shao: Is it you? Zhou Shao?

What and what!

I just went to the toilet a few times... I think the biggest responsibility lies with Chen Xi, this kid drove the wrong way, and then we waited for him for half an hour. Zhou Shao said.

in an instant,

The scene was chaotic. In fact, several people stood in place, playing with their mobile phones, and shouting something.

At this time,

in the boudoir,

Several people looked at each other, and saw the blankness in each other's eyes. This... they hadn't knocked on the door yet, but they had an argument outside. It seemed to be related to time. Some people delayed the time, and now they are throwing blame at each other.

but,

However, Xiaoman has doubts about this. According to the previous plan... Isn't this time just right? And half an hour earlier, as a result... there was an internal dispute between them, how could this be possible... unless there was a conspiracy in it!

possible...

Xu Dazhu hoof had already guessed that the door was going to be blocked, and he used his curiosity about the unknown to let others open the door by himself.

Yeah!

It must be like this.

Little Joan!

Take a look at what's going on? Yang Xiaoman frowned slightly, and said cautiously, Don't fight... Today is my big day, so I should celebrate it...

oh!

Xiao Qiong was rather well-behaved. She went to the door and gently turned the lock. When the door was about to open, someone pushed it away suddenly, and one foot directly pressed against the crack of the door, and then...Xu Mang took The large army rushed directly into the boudoir.

???

???

???

what's the situation?

Are you arguing?

Why did they unite all of a sudden and directly break through the first line of defense? Could it be... everything before was just acting?

I...

Great Scientist Xu!

You are so stupid! The young woman who helped take pictures a while ago was also there, and when she saw a group of people walking in like this, she was stunned for a moment, and said seriously: You are so... There is nothing we could think of before!

Oops...

It's almost enough. Xu Mang said with a smile, Honey...I'm here to pick you up!

Um!

Yang Xiaoman nodded and said with a smile.

...

...

...

Xiaoman!

Can you have a little ambition?

Is this a promise?

Seeing Xu Mang holding Yang Xiaoman in his arms and walking out of the room, everyone reacted miserably. Sometimes the plan really can't keep up with the changes. Before, they tried everything possible to punish the groom, but... the groom said, wife. I'm coming for you', directly crushing any machinations.

well?

What's the situation now? The short-haired woman asked with a cute face, It's over?

it's over...

What are we doing? Another girl said with a confused face: I've been busy all morning...then someone came in and said 'wife, I'm here to pick you up', and took Xiaoman away...I How stupid.

at this time,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman were sitting in the living room, eating so-called snacks.

well?

I won't help you at night. Yang Xiaoman ate and drank sweet-hearted poached eggs, and said slowly: You find a way... Anyway, you have already pissed off my bridesmaids, and I will definitely mess with you tonight Die, you can figure it out yourself!

Aren't you going to help me? Xu Mang asked.

How can I help? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, I'm already pregnant!

Sudden,

A group of bridesmaids came over and ate the refreshments together.

Xu Mang!

Wait and see at night!

And Xiaoman... are you too impatient? The short-haired woman said bitterly, I know you and Xu Mang have a good relationship, but...can you entertain us a little bit? He is a great entrepreneur, he is a great scientist, why don't we take this opportunity to humiliate you?

OK OK!

Don't be angry... I'm just worried about time! Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: You big pig's hooves at night, let you do it!

Xu Mang:? ? ?

...

directly is the process,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman were sitting in the wedding car. They were almost exhausted, but no matter how tired they were, they were still very excited. As long as they get through today... they will be a real husband and wife in the future, and there is no need to hide it .

actually,

Logically speaking, a married couple is considered a married couple after receiving a marriage certificate, but Hua people are still relatively traditional in their bones, and a wedding must be held.

Perhaps this is called a sense of ritual.

a few hours later,

Then he drove to Ning City, walked through Xu Mang's house for a while, and then went to the hotel... to start preparing for the evening.

Wife...

How about we play a trick to cover up Chen Cang? Xu Mang said cautiously, I don't think I can survive tonight...your bridesmaids look like they are going to beat me to death. When it's over... .Let's go straight back to the magic capital.

...

don't even say,

Yang Xiaoman thought about it carefully, although this idea is very risky, but her husband is also human, although he often doesn't behave...but after all, he is the child's father, and he really can't bear to be tortured by others.

finally,

The plan was thus settled.

Five p.m,

The hotel banquet hall was already full of people, and there were a lot of relatives on both sides, but Xiaoman's side took up a little bit of the peak.

soon,

The wedding begins,

A master of ceremonies stepped onto the stage,

Today is a special day, because today we will witness a beautiful love together. Maybe after a long time, we have forgotten the specific time and place, but we will never forget the sweet vow of this couple, and happiness forever

under...

We invite the most handsome and smartest groom in the world, Xu Mang, to appear!

Under the call of the master of ceremonies, Xu Mang's appearance completely ignited the atmosphere of the audience.

bridegroom?

Are you nervous? the master of ceremonies asked.

It's okay... I'm a little excited. Xu Mang smiled, and his answer was quite satisfactory. After all, there are many famous people here now. If they make a fool of themselves, will they still be alive?

actually,

The master of ceremonies was the most nervous at the moment. When he knew that Xu Mang was going to officiate at the wedding, he almost went crazy... and the bride was Yang Jian's daughter, so he became even more crazy.

After a few words,

The piano song Dream Wedding sounded slowly, and then another protagonist appeared on the stage. Under the melody of the hymn, Xiaoman took his father's arm and stepped on the petals that the little angel dropped for her. the road to happiness.

Xiaoman... Xu Mang asked in front of everyone present, Will you marry me?

this moment,

The world stood still, all ears waiting for the echo from the other end of the rug.

I do!

The simple three words carried all the promises, and the princess's smile won the applause of the audience at this time.

Kiss one!

Kiss one!

Kiss one!

I don't know who started it, everyone is encouraging this couple.

in the Legends,

The prince kissed and awakened the sleeping princess, and at the same time, the most beautiful roses in the world bloomed in every corner of their lives.

(*￣3)(ε￣*)jiu

moment,

The atmosphere reached a feverish stage.

And the rest of the time,

It was the newlyweds who started toasting to the guests, and everyone didn't make it difficult for the new couples. Everyone just followed a formality.

for three full hours,

The wedding was coming to an end, and the bridesmaids and groomsmen suddenly discovered a problem...Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were missing!

Huh?

What about people?

...

husband?

Is this really okay? Yang Xiaoman said nervously, I...I'm a little scared.

What are you panicking about!

Xu Mang started the car, glanced at Xiaoman who was wearing a red wedding dress, and said with a smile, My wife... are you ready to go home?

Um!

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