I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Just after the second class, Xu Mang ran to Lin Yishan's office, where all the teachers were present.

Every teacher!

Yesterday I went to the Education Bureau to participate in the competition. All the top students in other schools knelt down, and I was the only one who got full marks. Xu Mang said with a smile, Aren't you honored?

The teachers all gave him a blank stare.

It's a normal operation for you to get full marks. Lin Yishan just glanced politely, and then continued his work: Go out if you have nothing to do, and prepare well for the provincial-level Mathematical Olympiad in February, by the way... The Strongest Mind 30 The second round is about to start, right? What kind of talent do you have?

Yes!

Xu Mang, how did you get to the top 32 of The Strongest Mind? Liang Feng asked, Did you spend money?

teacher!

This is blatant slander, be careful, I will warn you with a lawyer's letter! Xu Mang said angrily, The lawyer's letter is very popular these days, you don't want to be warned by the lawyer's letter?

However,

The teachers just smiled lightly.

Lawyer letter?

Isn't this toilet paper?

A lawyer's letter?

I'm sorry, this really doesn't work for us. The history teacher Huang Qidong said with disdain, Xu Mang, don't scare people with such funny things in the future, it will make you look low.

Xu Mang smiled: I have committed crimes against the wind many times before, and I was finally threatened to give a lawyer's letter yesterday.

Xu Mang, what kind of ability do you have to be able to enter the top 32 of The Strongest Mind in the country. Teacher Wang Xuewang asked curiously.

Well...

How about this. Xu Mang said, I wrote down the paper I did at the Education Bureau yesterday, word for word, on the spot, and explained it to the students in the class. Although I personally think the difficulty is okay, students from other schools Pa seems to be... a bit broken.

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This pretense...is fresh and refined.

Although it is admitted that Xu Mang's memory ability has improved significantly compared to the past, otherwise it would not be possible to get so many grades, but it is a bit difficult to restore a paper, and none of the people present have seen that paper. , Who knows if what is written silently is true.

Lin Yishan wanted to refuse, but when he saw Xu Mang's expectant expression, he finally asked him to show the so-called silent writing.

What a loss!

It's not a good deal.

In the past forty minutes, a whole class, Xu Mang had finished dictating.

alright.

Teacher Lin, take a look? Xu Mang asked with a smile while holding ten sheets of A4 paper.

Reluctantly receiving the paper, Lin Yishan just glanced at it casually. When he saw the question about politics, his face was full of surprise. These questions are not made by students. This is exactly the civil service exam, but it is a little different. standard.

etc,

Xu Mang depends on civil servants?

well!

Don't be cute, let me ask you. Lin Yishan asked seriously: You want to take the public examination?

Civil servant? Xu Mang shook his head and said solemnly, My family's assets are over 100 million anyway. As a rich second generation, I don't think there is any need to take the public examination.

I...

this...

Makes sense!

Lin Yishan can basically be sure that this topic should be correct, and it is necessary to talk about these topics, which contain too many knowledge points.

Next,

The other teachers also looked at Xu Mang's silent paper, and praised the questions on it. The questions were extremely difficult, but they didn't leave the test center. It was a masterpiece, but they forgot one thing. Fortunately, Liang Feng was in time react to.

Have you memorized everything? Liang Feng asked in surprise, How did you do it?

I discovered not long ago that I have an image memory. As long as I remember it deliberately, I can instantly leave the image in front of me in my brain. Xu Mang said seriously: Then I will rename the image to facilitate future needs. can be found.

Regarding the pictorial memory, Xu Mang actually didn't know anything about it, and he didn't even know whether it existed. He just heard about it in the American drama The Big Bang Theory, and Sheldon had this ability.

no way,

Borrow to fool people.

Hearing Xu Mang's explanation, Xu Mang's teacher was speechless for a while, saying how much good this guy did in his previous life, which made him so lucky in this life.

leave the office,

Xu Mang returned to the classroom just in time for the fourth period. Xu Mang spent it in his dream as usual. When he woke up, he found Yang Xiaoman looking at him.

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Neither of them spoke, Xu Mang was a little embarrassed, and asked cautiously, You...what are you going to do?

I was thinking... Yang Xiaoman said silently: If I had come here one day later or one day earlier, the soup in your meat bun would not have shot on my head, but... we Will we still get to know each other?

Probably not.

At most... Xu Mang stopped in the middle of speaking.

Most what? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Xu Mang took a deep breath: At most, I just glance at you, and then I know your name, and I will never have anything to do with you again.

Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, then turned around: I'm hungry...

oh!

Seeing the back of Xu Mang leaving the classroom, Yang Xiaoman bit his lip, his heart overflowing with inexplicable emotions.

The order of everyone's appearance is really important. If I met Xu Mang at a different time and place, I might not have such a result. It is possible that I and him can only be lip-to-mouth, and eventually die with time.

I'm really lucky right now.

moment,

Xu Mang returned to the classroom with the bread and milk, handed Yang Xiaoman's portion to her, and ate it by himself.

Glancing at Xu Mang, who was eating too much, Yang Xiaoman suddenly became agitated, and said in a childish voice, Oh...he can't open it.

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Xu Mang was frightened out of his wits and looked at the violent airport in horror.

you...

Are you... Xu Mang asked with fear on his face, Are you sick?

Don't you boys like girls who are coquettish? Yang Xiaoman returned to a serious look, and said seriously: It's the kind of girl who likes to act like a baby, right?

Not exactly.

I'm the kind of person... Xu Mang thought for a while and felt that his next words were a bit embarrassing, and hurriedly changed his words: Yes! We like girls like this!

I want to be a cute girl, the kind who loves to be coquettish. Yang Xiaoman said firmly: I want to change my previous image, and being a little bird is my goal!

cut!

impossible!

Although Xu Mang thought it would be nice for Yang Xiaoman to become a little bird, but...it couldn't be achieved.

I started, starting with this can of Wangzai milk. Yang Xiaoman said coquettishly, Let me help you open your mouth.

Xu Mang frowned, and said silently, You haven't even opened it before, so how do you know it can't be opened? Why don't you open it yourself first, and if you really can't open it, I'll open it for you.

You don't believe me...I really hit...

Crack!

The scene was very embarrassing for a time.

Hahahaha! Xu Mang covered his belly and laughed loudly, You're still cute, you're still a little bird... Isn't this nonsense, you are a female Tyrannosaurus in your bones, okay?

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

court death!

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