I Don’t Want To Be the Seventh Hokage

　　Naruto took a small notebook to write down, and asked: "Then Jiraiya-sama has chased Tsunade-sama?"

Chase?

　　 Kakashi thought for a moment: "Master Jilaiya, that single dog..."

　　Naruto smiled suddenly and closed his notebook: "Aren't you also a single dog?"

　　 Then I added a sentence in my heart: I was single for ten thousand years, and I didn’t get married in the end. I went on a trip with Kaihuang, a fellow friend...

　　 "Kakashi wants to blur your face, the value of gold is +333!"

　　……

　　 The two continued on.

　　Naruto didn't ask any other questions. At this time, he was already thinking about Xiaonan's 600 billion explosive talisman with long legs.

The price of 　　 Detonation Talisman is not to mention, Shikamaru, who is Zhongnin, feels expensive, let alone others.

Even in the real world, one A4 paper can draw 6 detonating symbols. 600 billion detonating symbols require 100 billion sheets of paper, 1,000 A4 papers are about 40 or so Taobao, and 100 billion A4 papers require 4 billion yuan. This is not counting the money for the ink for drawing symbols...

　　 Stop talking, this is the power of money.

　　 Angle of view, that money-thirsty fan may be scammed by anger!

　　 You said these detonating charms are not bought, but made by yourself...

　　 Stop talking, with so many arms, even if it is a large wholesale, my sister Nan is the number one local tyrant!

　　After thinking about this question, the two of them walked for another three or four hours. Naruto felt a little hungry and took out two small octopus **** from the backpack behind him, and then asked: "Kakashi-sensei, do you want to eat?"

　　 Suddenly, the fragrance overflowed.

　　 Kakashi is very pleased. Although the teacher’s child is a bit heart-wrenching, he is still very sensible: "The taste looks good, then I'm not welcome."

　　 So Naruto took a toothpick and pierced a small octopus ball. Yes, you read that right. He only pierced one and handed it to him: "The first one is free, and the next one is 100 taels. Credit is not accepted."

　　 Kakashi: "???"

　　 "Kakashi breathes fragrant young people, you don't know how to respect the elders, the value of gold is +444!"

　　Naruto handed it out, and he was immediately unhappy: "You have money to buy a little yellow book, don't you have money to buy small octopus balls? If you don't have money, what are you going to pretend to, and you want to be a prostitute?"

　　 Kakashi: "???"

　　Am I special...

Kakashi turned around, pulled the mask and ate the small octopus **** in one bite. It's okay not to eat it. His eyes lit up when he ate it, and he turned his head and stared at Naruto directly: "This... it's yourself. made?"

　　Naruto nodded reasonably: "Yes, the ingredients are mainly octopus, takoyaki powder, bonito flakes, seaweed, salad dressing, takoyaki sauce."

　　 "The taste is fresh and delicious, and you will never tire of eating it. You can't buy 100 taels and you will suffer, and you won't be fooled if you buy 100 taels."

　　 Kakashi took a deep breath, took out 200 taels and handed them out: "I want two copies."

　　 Naruto took the money and frowned: "One hundred tael less."

　　 "???" Kakashi chuckled, "Is there any problem with the latter part of 100 taels and two copies of 200 taels?"

　　Naruto explained: "You didn’t understand, did you? I said that the next one is 100 taels, which is a half-price discount, and the second one starts to return to the original price, 200 taels. So you ordered two copies, which adds up to 300 taels."

black!

　　 What a black heart!

　　 Kakashi took back 100 taels with a black face: "Then I only need one copy."

　　 "Kakashi thought to go to your mother...No, this is the teacher, go to your legs, the value of gold is +289!"

Naruto happily received 100 taels and handed it over. He was not in a hurry anyway. The deliciousness of the octopus **** was not at all in his opinion. The system products must be fine products. He has no worries about Kakashi in the future. The goods will not buy small octopus **** from him.

　　 The two of them ate the small octopus **** as they walked forward. During the period, Naruto watched that the system had been collecting the value of gold coins gifted by Kakashi, and he was so happy.

　　 This kind of woolen posture is what he really wants.

　　 Maybe the scent of the small octopus **** is too strong, maybe for other reasons, they were originally scheduled to reach their destination in about seven or eight hours, but at this moment, they encountered the wave of mountain thief!

　　 A few scary young men in plain clothes stopped their way.

　　 I saw the headed young man with a scar face calmly: "Robbery, hand over the money, we don't kill, we only make money."

When 　　Naruto saw this, he was suspicious and a little angry at the same time, and suddenly he yelled.

　　 "Which kind of bandit are you guys?"

　　 "A gang that doesn't even have a slogan is ashamed to say that he is a bandit?"

"I don't say if you have any rhetoric of'This mountain is mine, and this tree is mine. If you want to cross this road and leave the road to buy money', you have to be a symbol of your own status even if you are worse off, such as Make a flag with the slogan "Get Out of Poverty and Get Rich" on it?"

　　Naruto is really angry at this time, he feels that his IQ has been insulted.

　　 It's a shame that the bandits have gangs like you...

　　 As for fear...

　　Naruto said that Kakashi, one of Konoha's elites, is on the sidelines. If these bandits can do anything to themselves, he will perform on the spot to break a boulder with his chest!

【Chapter 048】Is your diary come to be funny?

　　 You... Is this teaching us to do things?

　　The bandits were all stunned. While the scarred face headed by him looked dazed, he actually felt that what the yellow-haired boy in front of him said... so reasonable!

　　 Without a slogan, what kind of a thief without a banner?

　　 On the other hand, Kakashi was so speechless that he almost rolled his eyes, and his eyes were going to the sky. He really couldn't help but remind Naruto that they were here to suppress the bandits!

　　 Suppress the bandits, understand?

　　 is the kind that rushes to kill one without leaving!

　　 Where did your fresh and refined brain circuit come from?

　　 What's more, you have said so much, do you think those bandits take care of you?

However, what is even more surprising is that in Kakashi's shocked expression, the bandit leader actually said: "Good idea, little ones, kill this old one, take the little one back as a staff officer! "

　　 Kakashi: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"

　　Naruto: °ー°〃

　　 Old...killed? The little...take it away?

　　 Kakashi immediately felt that his IQ had been shameful, not to mention, even if you took Naruto back home, would you be so angry that you would not sleep every day, you ‘old...’ who said! Who is old?

Then……

　　The bandit leader brought his group of subordinates, about seven or eight people, and fought with Kakashi.

Upon seeing this, Naruto quickly slipped aside. Although he was not afraid of these bandits, no matter how powerful the bandits were, they were just ordinary people, and although he was not a ninja, he had already had an insurmountable gap with ordinary people. , The reason why he slipped aside was because he didn't want to do it, nothing more.

Then, under Naruto’s stunned gaze, these bandits really fought with Kakashi five or five times, and they called one back and forth. It seemed that it was a moment and a half. Nothing wins or loses!

　　 You the **** are playing here!

While 　　 Naruto was constantly slurping his belly, he stood not far away watching them fight, and his sharp eyes found that during the fight, a small notebook fell from the waist of the bandit leader.

　　 decisively stepped forward, Naruto avoided the sneak attack by a few bandits, quickly picked up the little notebook and ran aside.

　　 The mountain thief leader saw this, his eyes were red, and the attack on his hand suddenly became fierce: "Little devil, you will die if you dare to open that little book!"

　　 "My uncle will definitely kill you!"

　　 "Kill this old one first, then kill your whole family!"

　　Naruto left the battle circle with a look of disdain. Although Kakashi was nicknamed fifty-five, if you really were killed by your miscellaneous soldiers, the three generations of Naruto would be able to pass on the position of Naruto to Danzo tomorrow!

but……

　　 What kind of notebook is this?

　　 Why is this guy so angry?

　　 Could it be a ledger?

　　Naruto turned it over, and when he saw the first page, he almost didn't blink his eyes. He felt that his IQ had been trampled on the ground eighteen times!

　　 The first page of the diary is like this.

　　【X month X day, the weather is fine. 】

[A wife kidnapped a few days ago, this girl is still obedient and very cooperative. One day when we were going to have a fun with fish and water, this girl mysteriously told me that she wanted to have a little excitement. Yes, I readily agree. 】

　　 [When this lady came back in the evening, she said she bought the best candle in the world. I was full of artistic candles that carved dragons and phoenixes, and my heart was very itchy. 】

[After we kissed, when we were preparing for the next step, this lady suddenly pulled the collar around my neck and took out the candle from the bag—the country of fire has a special high-temperature candle like the copper pot shabu-shabu, and it is very thick. , The kind of incense that can be grabbed in the temples of the country of fire. 】

　　 [Damn, scald me all over the floor...]

　　 [From then on, I swear that I will never let this girl feel better! 】

　　 "Naruto Uzumaki suspects that in life, the value of gold coins is +999!"

　　 hiss.

Naruto is really sceptical about life and rolling around with a smile. He doesn't care about the system stalking his own wool anymore. Anyway, he almost laughs now and has no energy at all. He finally understands the world. There is a saying, "He died laughing" is true...

Seeing Naruto's actions, the bandit's eyes were red and scary. He was almost violent and murdered. This kid's behavior was like killing his parents with many people and money, and he roared: "Die to Lao Tzu!"

　　 This blow is really far beyond the scope of his ability. Under this kind of explosion, Kakashi was ‘forced back’ by a single blow!

　　 Kakashi was also shocked. Although he didn't know what happened, he still sighed silently in his heart. Even ordinary people can have such a strong outbreak?

It's just that Kakashi shook his head slightly. The Nine-tailed person Zhuli-Naruto, but he brought it out. If he can't even deal with a few bandits, then Konoha's first skilled technician, famous all over the world Copy Ninja Kakashi simply bought a piece of tofu and killed him.

　　Emmmmm...Would you like to let the water go?

　　 Let a few guys go over and increase the experience value for that kid Naruto?

　　 Then, when Naruto was about to turn to the second page and continue to read, suddenly in the battle circle over there, except for the bandit leader, all the other seven people rushed towards him!

Naruto:"???"

　　 My fucking...

　　Naruto's face is black right now, you Haaki Kakashi are really like anyone else? It’s 50-50 with a group of people, and now it’s 50-50 with the bandit leader?

　　 I **** believe in your evil!

When the dark-faced Naruto lowered his hand, it was a ruthless one. These bandits may be very powerful in the eyes of ordinary people, but in his eyes, they are really nothing, just like those little monks in Shaolin Temple. Adults think that they can easily beat those seven or eight-year-old monks, and they don’t even know that those seven or eight-year-old real little monks can beat two adults alone...

　　The fact is that the gap between the bandit and Naruto is far more than the gap between an adult and a young monk!

　　 In less than three minutes, all seven bandits fell to the ground, and Kakashi on the other side finally found the winner and the bandit leader, and fell in a lap.

　　Naruto looked at Kakashi's expression on the bandit leader walking over easily, hehe on the spot.

　　 Which college did you graduate from the acting department?

　　 "You...you two are ninjas!"

The bandit leader headed by 　　 was still with the other bandits by Kakashi, and his heart was full of unwillingness: "It turned out to be planted in the hands of a ninja, I admit it, but don't be happy too soon!"

　　 "We are the head of the house, but it used to be the rebel of Yuyin Village, and it is still Zhongren!"

　　 "If you don't want to die..."

　　Naruto heard this and turned his head to look at Kakashi: "How can you and their masters do?"

[Chapter 049] Dog heads are hung on the earth flow wall.

　　 Kakashi just wanted to take out "In Love in Paradise" and watch it for a while, but when he heard the question, the whole person felt bad: "Do you think I can't beat their boss?"

　　Naruto looked at him with a sneer: "They are the masters of the house, but Zhong Ren!"

　　 Kakashi frowned slightly: "Is there any problem? I'm a Shinobu."

　　Naruto continued to sneer: "So that's why you are evenly matched with this scar face, and you are evenly matched with a group of them?"

　　 "That was I let them, if I use my strength..."

　　 "If you work hard and come with three more people, you can continue to fight equally with them?"

　　 "It seems that you still don't know my strength, I am Konoha's number one skill..."