I don't want to be the hero of the dog blood article!

"Your Majesty, do you still have water?" Su Jiyue looked at her empty kettle and asked Yun Ze.

Yun Ze immediately clenched his kettle and looked at Su Jiyue with some vigilance: "Yes, what do you want to do?"

"Your Majesty's minister just drank his own water, and I want to ask His Majesty if he has any more, so that he can borrow his minister to drink a little." Su Jiyue looked at Yun Ze's vigilant gaze, and also quickly explained, saying that he didn't have any thoughts this time, just simply wanted to drink water.

"Yes?" Yun Ze's gaze was still a little suspicious, but he still handed the kettle in his hand.

But seeing Su Jiyue holding the kettle, her eyes were a little hesitant.

"Drink? Why don't you drink it? Yun Ze saw that Su Jiyue was holding the kettle and did not drink it, and he was also a little puzzled.

"The minister is thinking, these waters are completely not enough for the minister to drink, if the minister drinks it all, what should His Majesty do?" Su Jiyue hesitantly looked at the kettle in her hand.

"What are you afraid of, I just saw that there are people selling water nearby, can I go there to buy it later?" Yun Ze didn't care.

"But Your Majesty, do you know how much it costs to buy water?" Su Jiyue's face turned pale.

This made Yun Ze swallow his saliva unconsciously, and looking at Su Jiyue, who was still selling Guanzi without speaking, he asked, "How much?" I

saw Su Jiyue open his palm and compare it to a five, which made Yun Ze a little stunned.

"Are you saying that when we went to buy water from him, he actually asked us for five copper plates!?" Yun Ze's eyes were terrified, obviously he didn't expect that this water could still be sold for such a sky-high price!

Su Jiyue nodded in conviction, indicating that water is so expensive.

"Then buy a fart." Yun Ze decisively chose not to buy, a little water to sell five copper plates, why not grab this?

"Your Majesty, look over there." Su Jiyue was drinking Yun Ze's water, and her sharp eyes immediately saw two figures in the distance, and she wanted to immediately reach out and drag Yun Ze and hide it with Yun Ze.

Yun Ze followed Su Jiyue's gaze, showed a weird smile, looked at Su Jiyue who wanted to pull herself, patted the back of Su Jiyue's hand, calmed her, and immediately walked in that direction.

"Yun'er, are you thirsty? If you're thirsty, I'll buy you water. At this moment, Emperor Taishang and Empress Taishang were leisurely climbing the mountain.

Today, the two of them also want to climb the mountain during the Chongyang Festival and pay homage to the Moon Old Temple by the way.

It was rare that without Yun Ze's smelly thing disturbing him and Yun'er, Emperor Taishang felt that today was really beautiful.

If you want to come to that stinky thing, it must still be in the palace to criticize the twists and turns!

Thinking that in the past, Yun Ze could take Empress Taishang out at will, and he could only approve the twists and turns in the palace, the more Emperor Taishang thought about it, the more angry he became.

And now it's your turn to come out and play!

But before Emperor Taishang could be happy for a while, a familiar voice suddenly came from beside him: "Father, how do you know that I am thirsty?"

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a face that he definitely did not want to see today, a face that showed an expression of amazement, but soon showed emotion.

Emperor Taishang was sure that this guy was surprised that he could guess that he was thirsty, and his father, who was touched by it, cared about him so much.

But Emperor Taishang just glanced at it, then turned his head and continued to look at Empress Taishang and asked, "Yun'er, are you thirsty?" And

Yun Ze, who had just done a good job of emotional management and exerted all his emotions to the extreme: "..." "

Father Emperor, Father Emperor, look at me, I am Brother Ze!" Yun Ze constantly shook Emperor Taishang's shoulders, trying to awaken Emperor Taishang's pitiful fatherly love.

But unfortunately, it did not awaken the fatherly love of Emperor Taishang, and Emperor Taishang continued to ask Empress Taishang.

It's the love brain! Love brain defeated Emperor Taishang's fatherly love!

"Mother... The queen mother, the father and the emperor... He. Seeing that Emperor Taishang did not take care of himself, Yun Ze showed a disdainful expression, but quickly disappeared, shifting his gaze to Empress Taishang, revealing a painful expression.

This change made Emperor Taishang look at Yun Ze, wanting to see what tricks Yun Ze wanted to do.

Obviously, Yun Ze was unsuccessful in awakening his father's love, and he was ready to awaken his mother's love.

"Okay, okay, is it thirst? Let your father buy it for you. Empress Taishang did not ignore Yun Ze, but calmed Yun Ze, but Yun Ze looked like a full mother at this moment.

If you put it in modern times, this is completely a mom and a rich second-generation man!

"I don't need my father to help me buy it, my father is old, and his ears and eyes don't seem to be working, so let Ze Geer help my father and queen buy it."

Yun Ze showed a worried expression and looked at the Emperor Taishang, in order to be considerate of his elderly father, Yun Ze felt that it was better for him to buy it himself.

"You say be careful that I don't give you money." The Emperor Taishang could see that Yun Ze was running over to beg.

It's just that why did he suddenly come to climb the mountain?

When Yun Ze heard that Emperor Taishang wanted to give him money, he also immediately showed a fawning smile and said, "Where, father, Emperor, son, doesn't care about you." Seeing

Yun Ze's dog-legged appearance, the emperor's anger was also smooth, he took out his purse from the bag, and asked Yun Ze in an atmospheric manner: "Say, how much silver do you need to buy four parts of water?"

"One thousand taels of silver." Yun Ze hardly had any hesitation and decisively shouted out a number.

Before hearing this number, the emperor still thought that if he bought four parts of water, it might be a little more expensive on the mountain, at most fifty copper plates, and he had to take it out first to see if he could take it out.

But just when the Taishang Emperor was halfway through, he suddenly heard Yun Ze's number, which made the Taishang Emperor flip the copper plate in his purse, silently put the copper plate he had just touched back, clenched his hand into a fist, and asked Yun Ze with a calm face: "How much?" "

One..." Originally, Yun Ze wanted to shout out a thousand taels of silver, but when he saw the calm face of the Emperor Taishang, he was still prodded, and finally compared five with his finger, and whispered: "Five... Five hundred taels of silver? "

It turns out that you only need five hundred taels of silver to buy four parts of water, which is really cheap!

Emperor Taishang's fist slowly stretched out in front of Yun Ze, and he looked at Yun Ze fiercely and asked, "My dear Brother Ze, tell me more, how much silver does it take to buy four parts of water?"

"One hundred taels! One hundred taels! Seeing that the Emperor Taishang still did not let himself go, Yun Ze could only endure the pain and said: "Ten taels of silver is good, it can't be cheaper, otherwise I will lose money!"

"Oh, give you this, hurry up and buy it for me." Seeing Yun Ze's look of losing blood, Emperor Taishang sneered a few times and gave Yun Ze a little broken silver.

And Yun Ze could only go to buy water in humiliation on the surface, but he was happy in his heart, and deducted money from his father's emperor!

[There is still a chapter at night, you have to wait, I put Princess Mingzhu here, you can pout when you wait, remember not to pout. ] 】