I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

3 – Heroines of the hero are obsessed with me (3)

I feel like I’ve been too relaxed lately.

It’s just a moment when fate goes wrong.

It was like that in the novel too.

Everyone pretended to be friendly and nice hahahahahoho… In an instant, a quarrel broke out.

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My body trembles as I recall shocking scenes in my head, like putting all the dreams, hopes, and memories that the warrior party has shared for a long time into a grinder and grinding them.

You should never create such a future.

First of all, the one who sent me here was none other than the god of NTR.

I was relieved that I really avoided all the NTR flags,

It’s really unknown how suddenly a new NTR route will open after 10 years.

And, if I NTR the hero’s lover, what will happen to my future as a mere porter…

It’s really obvious like fire.

Well, even if it’s not to the extent of being chopped to death, it’s very realistic to be beaten to the point where even the bones can’t be picked is always possible.

Assaults and murders caused by NTR happen a lot in real life.

First of all, I don’t have combat skills, and each one is just an auxiliary skill with ambiguous performance.

He’s just a guy who can’t do anything on his own.

This is why it would be impossible to live in the middle of an adventure even if you leave the warrior party somewhere.

Rather, the skills were strangely distributed, so there was no answer more than an ordinary adventurer.

In this state, even raising money through adventure and opening a store would be nothing more than an empty dream.

In other words, in terms of an RPG game, I’m just a total b*tch, a manggae.

So what I need to see here is notice again.

As a porter, he somehow survived and secretly left his name in the party of warriors who defeated the demon king.

It’s enough to secretly take care of a little bit of wealth and fame and live happily!

There was a moment when I thought that.

***

“…Caiman really seems to be a culinary genius! Have you ever been this good at cooking?

I’ve been good with my hands since the old days, but…”

These days, whenever I cook, the warrior’s praise is one color.

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Maybe it’s because I’ve gotten used to the tools, magic, and materials of another world.

By the way, today’s dish is grilled skewers using Kato Debias’ meat.

It’s more like a wild boar with a huge head, and its meat, if you dare to compare it, tastes similar to black pork from Jeju Island.

In a word, it is very delicious.

I was also surprised to discover the potential of this guy as a cooking ingredient.

It was helpful to collect and taste the various monster meats that the warrior party members caught and chased.

By the way, first of all, I, a porter, is also from the same hometown as the hero, that is, a childhood friend…

No, but if it’s a childhood friend, shouldn’t you be aware that your friend has changed?

I’m not Caiman, I’m Yujin Kim, the creator of the web novel (kindling fire, which is a waste of the name)!

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Maybe the god of NTR wanted to see NTR so he didn’t let me doubt it?

-Titling!

[Reincarnation Perks (Single):

It’s been a while since the NTR constellation granted you Suspicion Resistance Lv.5.]

The moment I thought so, it seems that some kind of blue text status window passed by,

just ignored

Even if I die, I don’t want to be in the eyes of a madman somewhere like a constellation in NTR.

-Titling, ttiring, ttiring, ttiring, ttiring, ttiring!!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 100 NTR points.]

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 100 NTR points.]

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 100 NTR points.]

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 100 NTR points.]

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 100 NTR points.]

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 100 NTR points.]

Let me act ignoring,

Something I don’t want to see appears in front of my eyes more frantically and then disappears.

…Still, I gritted my teeth and ignored it.

-Titling!

[If you unlock the NTR Shop, you can get the items you need for NTR.

When NTR points reach 1000 or more, the NTR Shop is unlocked.

Retained NTR Points: 600 NTRP

Example list of items:

Love Elixir (24 hours) [5000 NTRP]

Super Big Root [10000 NTRP]

All are actually available for purchase.]

…I continued desperately ignoring the notification window.

– Tti-ring, T-ring!

[The constellation of NTR has granted you a unique achievement system.]

[The path of NTR: It is your inevitable fate to write a harem novel with the NTR tag.

If you can’t avoid it, enjoy it.

NTR all the heroines of the hero next to you,

Become a porter of NTR novels that go down in history.

You will earn NTR points each time you perform an NTR-related action in the future.

Whether or not you die miserably as a result is none of my business.]

“…please don’t bother me anymore…!!!”

I cried out from the bottom of my heart like that.

I have no intention of setting foot on such a dangerous road!

“…Mi, sorry… I’ll just eat beef jerky. I’m so sorry… Cayman.

I don’t have to force myself to cook…”

He was a warrior who was surprised by my reaction and apologized to me for nothing.

To a child, I’d just look like a psychopath suddenly going crazy by myself.

I’m on the verge of a real psychosis.

“…Hey, are you really okay?”

The hero who still looks this way and puts on an apologetic expression.

The others were also looking this way as if they were surprised.

Anyway, why does the warrior Anne look unnecessarily cute?

If it wasn’t for the thick neckline like a man, it would just look innocent.

Curly blue hair is a masculine girl’s hairstyle, and it feels good.

Anyway, I was surprised to go out with your girlfriends quickly with that handsome face.

Don’t even bother with the porter in charge of cooking.

***

“okay? Kaiman thought so too. It’s fun.”

He was a hero who always laughed at my nonsensical remarks. Are you an angel?

It was the first time I had ever seen someone who listened to me and smiled at me during the 22 years of my life as a no-worker who went to the army instead of college and lived on my own as an assassin.

Certainly, since I was given doubt resistance or something by the lunatic constellation,

It feels like the conversation with the warrior party has become much smoother than before.

Originally, I hardly said anything because I was afraid they would find out that I was someone else.

In other words, as much as the opponent is not good at doubting me, does it mean that they go over to my words better?

It’s like a trickster’s eloquence and similar abilities.

I felt the ability of the god of NTR all over again and got tired of it.

This guy is just a colossal bad taste.

After watching me struggle to avoid NTR until the end, it was clear that he would turn me into an NTR porter.

“…Should I just stop being a porter?”

“huh? what?”

The promise to succeed at the warrior party was short-lived, but I quickly became weak.

It is also true that the porter dies so horribly that it is impossible to describe in a novel for all ages.

Fortunately, the hero didn’t seem to hear my murmur.

While I was immersed in my cooking hobby in this world, it seemed that instead of being solved, things got worse.

I really enjoyed discovering new ingredients or getting used to magic, and I was able to forget everything.

To be honest, everyone was nice and kind, so hanging out with the warrior party (except for the saint) wasn’t that bad,

It feels like I’m falling more and more into the hands of NTR’s gods.

And I have no intention of falling for this guy’s tricks.

never!

***

After reporting the resolution of the quest to the Adventurer’s Guild, it was time to go to sleep.

“…I’ll sleep in the stable.”

You never know what might happen if you stay at an inn with these people.

As a result of my references to NTR novels in the past, most NTR start at an inn.

It is a very dangerous place.

“No. porter. We can’t put our comrades to sleep in such a terrible place.”

It was the saintess who naturally dragged me past the inn. Abominable year.

This b*tch is going to somehow lead me down the path of NTR. It is a year like an assassin sent by the god of NTR.

“… This neighborhood costs 500 gold a day for lodging? We’re not that relaxed.”

I racked my brain and somehow came up with a reason.

This is a famous commercial city, so the accommodation cost was very expensive.

Are you targeting wealthy merchants?

No matter how blessed we are as a party of warriors,

Our strength right now, objectively, is that of a C-class adventurer.

In other words, after obtaining potions or items necessary for adventure, there is not much room to spare.

Especially the potion is expensive.

In addition, the princess also said ‘I don’t want to live comfortably with the help of the imperial family’…

We were in a situation where we were paying for the adventure with only the money we earned from directly solving the quest.

As a porter, I know the pockets of our party better than anyone else.

So there was no need to waste money by taking extra rooms for porters.

Besides, if a flag is raised for sleeping with a female colleague because of lack of money…

This actually happened in the novel as well.

Just imagining it makes my body tremble. After all, there is no place that makes you feel as comfortable as a stable.

“If you think of that as the price for the porter-nim’s cooking, it’s more than enough.

I’ll reserve another room and come and sleep inside.”

She was a saint with a wide smile, whether or not she knew my burning heart.

It seems that she is pretending to be a benevolent saint now, even though she is hateful.

It’s hard to spit on a smiling face.

If I spit on this filthy b*tch in the first place, it’s obvious that I’ll become a hypnotic slave right away.

The saintess wandered around, and finally came back to me and said,

“sorry. Porter… Well, there’s only one room left in the inn right now…

I think we should all sleep in the same room. Instead, the room is huge!

So… are you okay?”

f*cked.

She is a saint (= b*tch) who attracts me with a bright smile.

No matter how much I think about it, this b*tch must be the real demon king or the spirit of NTR.

“I’ve been with my colleagues for a long time, so what’s the problem?

Let’s go back quickly and rest. I want to wash myself immediately.”

A grown-up man and woman were staying in the same room, but the princess smiled peacefully, not knowing what the problem was.

Please, give your grown-up daughter a proper s*x education before sending her on an adventure.

I want to stop being a porter.

***

The hero still went out to train as if he was showing off his sincerity.

don’t go out

The porter and female colleagues are with you, so don’t go anywhere alone.

Even if I said it so openly, it was clear that the nice guy wouldn’t understand what I was talking about.

Indeed, it was a first-class room with two queen-sized beds, carpets and fancy magic lanterns.

I wonder if this is why I received 500 gold per room.

– Click…

“Hmm hmm hmm~”

It was a saintess who came out of the bathroom attached to the inn room while humming.

With a towel wrapped around wet hair.

“..Kyaaagh! The porter is a pervert…!!”

This woman comes out on her own, looks at me, and blushes.

I want to stop being a porter.

“huh? What is the problem?”

It was the princess who came out naturally wearing the same towel.

Aside from the monster b*tch named the saint, the princess is, after all, more .. than the description in the novel.

It looks so pretty as if it came out of a movie. To the point of losing my mind for a moment.

Silver hair wet with water.

A compact yet slender body with no flab.

No, this is not the time to look at this carelessly.

Please, if you become emperor, give your children proper s*x education. Why do you come out dressed like this?

“…Caiman, you haven’t washed your body yet, have you?

Don’t let the original woman push your back. It’s a reward for a delicious meal.”

The princess smiled broadly as she said that.

There is no need for such a response!

If the hero misunderstands, then…

It really ends like the development of the novel…!!

“Oh, I-I… I’ll wash the porter’s hair…!!

Hey, porter-nim, are you okay too? I’ll pay you back too!”

Don’t be fooled, the saintess (=Dog b*tch) intervenes.

“..Ah, no, it’s okay.. Head and back… I can do it myself…”

I was taken aback and waved my hand, but they half-forcedly dragged me into the bathroom.

In the first place, since the princess was stronger than me, resistance was impossible from the beginning.

“..Whoops, it reminds me of washing my little sister.”

“Porter-nim, as expected, your body is strong…”

Why is the person washing your hair touching your body?

Right now, the front of my eyes is covered with bubbles, so I can’t see anything.

First of all, my important parts are covered with a towel. You can tell by touch.

It must have been hidden.

“…But, porter-sama…

I, that… that’s… so big…”

“..That’s right…”

…21 cm is. Even if you think about it roughly… it’s not the size that can be hidden in a towel.

I can hear them gulping their saliva from here.

don’t swallow saliva

I can’t stand it.

You never know when things will go awry.

Tomorrow I’ll tell everyone I’m really quitting properly.

Really like this… I’m dying!!!