I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

26 – Hypnosis App(1)

“Uh huh?”

I feel like I’m dreaming of something

As soon as I woke up, I immediately forgot.

“Pun?”

Phoebe, no, Pelicana is also looking at me right in front of my eyes.

Looking at it from the front, it makes me look even more stupid.

“Pump!”

“ouch!”

So don’t peck!

Pelicana, who pecked at my hand, ran away fluttering when I shook her hand, then came back around me and started whimpering and crying.

The feeling of being teabagged by a bird is really new.

If it’s not a spiritual creature, I’ll really make it into chicken, so be prepared.

“Did you get it?”

When I stare at it, Pelicana naturally cries.

It is a pink feather that looks soft and fluffy.

I want to touch you.

Shall I stroke your hair once?

I carefully placed my hand on Pelicana.

“Palmin min♪”

…soft.

Seeing how he likes his little hair while rubbing it in my hand, it seems that he doesn’t reject my touch.

Even if you follow me like this, there’s nothing I can do for you.

What do children eat in the first place? Do I have to feed myself?

I’ve never raised anything like a bird.

Is pecking like that a bird’s expression of affection? I do not know.

Anyway, it’s annoying to attack at any time.

I removed the blanket that covered me, got out of bed, and looked around to see Lindsay sitting at the table in the inn room.

Are the piles of requests piled up on the table?

In the meantime, training or something has been hectic, but the time has come to solve the request again.

It’s not like we live on dew alone because it’s a warrior’s party.

The light from the pale magic lantern illuminated Lindsay’s face faintly.

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My eyes met Lindsay’s, who turned her head this way, perhaps sensing my presence.

Lindsay smiled brightly.

The thought that passed through my head at that moment was how could there be such a perfect creature.

A novel in which a perfect hero with no fault of character, ability, growth, or appearance gets NTRed like this…

I don’t know who came up with it, but it must be a terrible novel of bad taste.

“… Did you sleep well, Caiman?”

“uh… Lindsay? I’m really sorry… ”

I apologized while lowering my head.

It’s not enough to have received the special massage of a precious warrior for a long time,

To think I could occupy a soft bed by myself and lie down and sleep soundly.

A truly useless F-class porter.

So, we need to expel him from the warrior party quickly (hopefully).

… And maybe it was Lindsay who covered me with the blanket when I was sleeping.

How can I not help Lindsay when she is so good to me.

The man who will marry Lindsay must be truly blessed.

“no. I am also happy to have a training mate.”

Saying that, Lindsay began to read the request document intently again.

What kind of request are you looking at?

“Lindsay, what are you looking at?”

I was curious and looked down at the request form Lindsay was looking at.

I think it’s fortunate that I can read this kind of article because of the cliché of ice water.

Looking at the various requests spread out, some are urgent and some are not, some are easy and some are difficult.

It seems that Lindsay was worried.

“… Ugh, I’m a bit concerned about something… ”

What Lindsay picked up while saying that was a request.

Seeing that the color of the tag on the request is green, it seems like an ordinary investigation request, not an urgent one.

“What kind of request is it?”

“Yeah, among the investigation requests, there is a strange person who is trying to use a [hypnosis app] on passers-by.

But what is it? What is an ‘app’? Is it some kind of magic tool?”

“… Wait, Lindsay. You have to catch that child first. Right now, as soon as possible… ”

It’s a request that I can’t stand still!

That child must be a social evil with a probability of about 1500%.

It must be removed from the world as quickly and cleanly as possible without leaving a trace.

Could this be Ntiar’s trick?

I don’t know, but while I’m sleeping, I get a strange feeling, like I’ve been in trouble with Ntiar again.

Have you ever been hit by a meteorite in your dream?

“huh? But according to eyewitnesses, nothing happened to passers-by…

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Mental magic basically belongs to a high degree of difficulty that only high-ranking mages of the Mage Tower can handle.

I think he’s just a little short-headed.”

“Is that so… ?”

When Lindsay said that, I, who had spoken strongly, also lost my confidence rapidly.

Since I don’t have enough knowledge about this world, I don’t know what’s right in this situation.

But the walking hypnotic brainwashed saint is working fine as a member of our party?

Anyway, I left the child of the hypnosis app alone, and I don’t know how it will be strangely entangled later!

I tore my head from the oncoming headache.

“Ka, caiman… ?”

Lindsay looks a little taken aback.

… Wait, was there anyone who used a hypnosis app in the original work?

It seems that there was a black magician who used something similar to hypnosis, or there was not.

It’s not a novel that I’ve read a lot in the first place, so it’s impossible for me to remember all of them.

I’m not sure who’s dumber, Pericana or me.

“Pun? Min!”

I don’t know why, but is it because I’m in the mood for the bird’s face to look so elated as he looks at me and shakes his neck?

just do what you want

anyway… An extra using a hypnosis app in an NTR novel. It is too suspicious to be awarded.

Even at this moment, there may be victims of injustice somewhere.

Looking at my serious expression, Lindsay opened her mouth again.

“… Well, I’m also concerned about this request…

If that’s what Caiman thinks, then I’ll tell everyone to investigate.”

“okay!”

There is no answer to pondering in the corner of the room.

Okay, this time I’ll actively help with the investigation.

***

I was walking down a busy street holding hands with a saintess.

The first investigation after accepting this request… but

Why do I have to investigate alone with the saintess?

Even pretending to be close, holding hands tightly.

All because of the saintess’ requirements.

“So why do I have to hang out with you?”

“… Hey, is this a little unfair?

If the real hypnotist were my opponent, I would be the most reassuring since I have stronger abilities.”

The saintess pursed her lips and groaned.

No, but you are the biggest danger.

A scammer claiming to be a hypnosis app is incomparable.

For reference, Lindsay, the princess, and the wizard were in different groups.

It seems that everyone did it out of consideration for us as lovers, but I didn’t want to be separated from them.

Aside from being alone with this goddamn saint, it is true that I am a little worried about the safety over there.

“And you stole and ate my love potion, right?

I don’t know what you’ll do to the porter if you keep putting me in trouble like this.”

“… What is it?”

I had already been through all sorts of things, so there was nothing unexpected.

No amount of intimidation can blink my eyes.

“For example, hypnosis to make the porter love only me for the rest of my life.”

such a terrible

“♪ ♪”

Whether I am aghast at her terrible idea or not, Pelicana is meekly sitting on my shoulder, preening her feathers.

Isn’t it uncomfortable to sit on the shoulder of a walking person?

If you can read my thoughts, attack the person next to you with your beak. Pelicana.

Eyes if possible.

“Pun?”

“evil!”

I don’t know what this stupid chicken is thinking, but it suddenly pecked my cheek.

Is it because you named it Pericana?

I should have given it a more sane name.

“There will be scars on the porter’s face.”

The saintess’ hand shimmered and erased the scratch on my cheek.

“Pump min!”

“… But, then, what the hell is this bird?”

It seems that the saintess also does not know the true identity of Pelicana.

Could it be that he was impressed by my obsessed Michael Jackson dance? I don’t know why either.

“It’s not a bird, it’s a pelicana.”

‘”Pal ♪”

“That is what it is.”

different.

It hints at the fact that the little pink bird teabagging this person is about to turn into a golden-brown chicken.

… No matter what you say, you’re cute, so I won’t really fry you.

“… As I searched for more information,

I heard that hope birds are very smart and can imitate human speech…

There seems to be some individual differences.”

“Palmin min♪”

uh. don’t shake your neck I’m not praising you

No matter how you look at it, this guy seems so intelligent that you can’t believe it’s a spiritual creature.

Just like a normal bird.

Strangely following people.

“anyway… Is there any way to find the hunting dog that the saintess is proud of or something?”

I was still minding it.

If the saintess has an absurd hypnotic brainwashing magic eye that eats kaleidoscope Sharingan,

Alice, the magician, had the [Great Sage’s Eye] trait from birth, so she might have fully grasped the plot.

The reason why I couldn’t actively ask for help from Alice, who seemed to have noticed the relationship between me and the saintess beyond a certain point.

It was because I didn’t know where the eyes and ears of the unsettled saintess were lurking.

If you get it wrong, you will get on a bad ending high-speed direct train with a speed of 300 km per hour.

However, the saintess merely snorted lightly.

“Huh, well? I can’t do it bare-mouthed.”

It’s not that cheesy either.

“What do you want?”

“I don’t want anything right now… For now, I’m trying not to touch this situation.”

“… Here you go, lady. That bastard, obviously has something to do with Ntiar, right?”

The saintess placed her index finger on my lips.

“Shh. And you shouldn’t go around saying his name in front of people, porter.

You still lack common sense.”

It seems that what I pointed out is roughly correct.

In other words, the current situation was created by Entiar, and did the saintess know something?

However, the saintess shook her head.

“… Well, first of all I don’t know. His power may be influencing him.

Or maybe he’s simply crazy. People who have studied magic for 20 years or so can get weird.”

It’s just like a crazy saintess right in front of my eyes.

I said nothing.

The situation got even more confusing.

If it wasn’t the saintess’ trick, then what the hell?

Or is it that hypnosis applications are common in NTR novels?

I want to reject the fact that I fell into such a world with all my might.