I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

22 – Wow, is this guy a porter?

Honestly, now that the swordsmanship training event has begun,

[Wow, is this guy a genius!!!] I’m looking forward to it a little bit.

Or just plain common [I can’t feel any mana from you… !! You are less than an ordinary person!], but after looking at it, you can cut mana or have 100% mana resistance.

The Golden Suns who ignored me until then?

It was just an explosion stillborn by the Golden Sun Slayer Caiman who had bloomed SSS-class cheat abilities.

It seems that the brain has been pickled too much in cider novels.

Still, this is also a world in a novel, so you can expect it.

I want to suck honey. I want to hear the sound of a genius.

I had never heard anything like that before I possessed it.

The princess, who had seen me standing and maintaining a good kendo stance by my side, approached me.

“… Lee, Miss Lisa… ?”

I was puzzled.

It was because the princess started groping my body.

“quietly. Don’t be distracted.”

To be precise, whenever she touched it, something cold and thrilling seemed to flow into it.

Is this mana, no, come?

Are you diagnosing my mana flow?

She touches her arms, wrists, hands, and upper body.

… Is this s*xual harassment by hierarchy or something?

Just changing the gender could be a crime.

Of course, from my point of view, it’s rather nice to be touched by the princess! Although it is called.

But I told you to focus.

… I cleared my mind

The princess, who had been concentrating on me for a long time, smiled with satisfaction.

“… Caiman, you are quite a gemstone.”

Zas!

As soon as I heard her words, I blew a thumbs up in my heart.

I was a talented person who could become a sword master simply by raising a sword!

“If you have this much talent, if you train hard for the next 10 years, you will be able to reach the level of a sword expert.”

… 10 years?

Sword Expert?

According to the setting, isn’t the princess a year younger than me currently an expert?

panic.

“… uh, is that so?”

As I remember, the princess rose to the level of an expert shortly after starting her adventure,

I know you were a master around the time you cut the Four Heavenly Kings.

Considering that being a grand master was a low-power worldview that was rare even in history, he was really a top 3 talent.

The princess smiled bitterly and continued.

“Certainly, you are a talented person that even the leading knights can covet…

The time we have left is not that long, so there must be a lacking aspect to deal with the Demon King’s army.”

“okay… ”

It doesn’t seem like he has enough talent to play an active role as the vanguard of the hero’s party.

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My plan to suck at life’s talent spoon collapsed.

Heck, there’s no way the porter would have put in a setting that would make him a sword master if he picked up a sword.

It’s because a guy who’s good at everything stealing his girlfriend isn’t considered NTR.

In the case of such content, the person who was just taken away becomes the jjinta.

In other words, does the porter have to be content with living like a porter?

But when you see that something is not bad,

I thought that if I work hard from now on, I might be able to become stronger and spend the rest of my life having fun.

So let’s not give up yet.

“… that, then… How should I practice?”

“Let’s fight with me first.”

Saying that, the princess took a boxing stance without even a sword.

”… Are you serious?”

It’s an aura-chan-chan-man worldview, but

I’m still a giant lizard who came to this world and even had a wild boar bone.

The level of skinning and bone shaving belonged to high-intensity labor standards before possessing.

Sounds like there are basically rough-rolled strands.

Then I picked up a wooden stick called a wooden sword.

A bare-fisted woman will be your opponent?

It’s time to show the strength of the porter caiman. It’s a debut match.

“… Porter, I will treat you.”

But something feels like it’s an established fact that I’m being beaten.

Is it okay if I get beat up with excitement?

It’s better than being beaten by golden suns.

***

“Come on with the determination to kill with all your heart.”

Even if you take a posture and say that, honestly, where is the place to hit?

It’s something different from modern boxing, but it’s a beautiful and hard-looking stance.

Is that the imperial family’s law?

On top of that, the princess is still beautiful even when wearing a loose top shirt and pants that are out of the ordinary.

Is this why noble bloodlines cannot be faked?

I didn’t think too much seriously until we greeted each other with courtesy.

uh… Was the haircut like this?

While vaguely remembering the memory of kendo after school,

The princess disappeared.

-puck…

“Keheo-eok… ”

A sound like a club hitting a leather bag so hard,

The sound of her fist being driven into my side,

I found out about the time when the pain that seemed to choke my breath paralyzed my whole body.

“Keep it… ”

He fell down and rolled across the floor with a groan.

“Ka, caiman… ? Are you okay?”

Embarrassed princess.

No, why is the person who hit me worried about me?

Didn’t you think I’d become a 10th Dan in swordsmanship?

I’m just a crap who took an after school kendo class!

-Titling!

[The constellation of NTR sponsored you 10 NTR points.]

[NTR Points Retained: About 1100 NTRP]

[Sponsorship message: Sloppy ♡ Weak ♡ ]

I agree with the word crap, but what the hell is that heart?

I’m sick to death, but I’m getting ten.

The saintess picked me up as I was rolling on the floor like non-recyclable garbage.

“Porter, are you in a lot of pain… ? Are you out of breath? Are you suffering?

Don’t worry, I’ll get rid of all the pain… ♡

The porter must have me… ?”

loud enough for me to hear,

Excited whispers in my ears that I don’t want to hear.

This person was already crazy, but I think he’s getting more and more crazy.

-Shuaah…

And by her white touch, my pain was healed.

Honestly, did you seduce the princess to see this?

Is it like Nolbu, a psychopath who breaks and fixes the swallow’s legs for no reason?

She’s just a dog-mad sadist villain.

please let me go!!

aaa

“… I am so sorry. Dalian is canceled.”

I received treatment, but my eyes are still shaking a little.

The face of the princess who said that with a wry smile was clearly visible.

What’s more painful when you’re caring?

Is it a problem that I look too confident against the expert princess?

I didn’t know the expert was this strong.

Everyone has a plan before they get hit.

It’s my own fault for fooling around while saying that this is modern kendo.

If he had just revealed that he was a dog heojeop from the beginning, he wouldn’t have been hit by River Blow like this!

“Cancellation… ”

why are you sorry

I’m not sorry at all. The porter is so happy to be beaten less!

No matter how much I think about it, being a porter is just my calling. I want to live as a porter for the rest of my life!

One punch like that is enough.

***

Eventually Dalian stopped.

When the fact that I was just a crap with no roots was revealed with a single punch,

The time has come for the princess to explain the theory.

“Caiman, what do you think is the most important thing in combat?”

“Uh, um… Are you dealing with an aura?”

Honestly, isn’t it a scam?

No matter how much you think about it, impossible movements happen.

“… It’s not entirely wrong, but

Bringing it up first is like swimming before you even get into the water.

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More important than that… It is footwork.”

“You mean footwork?”

“yes. It is important to secure the gap where I can gain the upper hand with my weapon.

Didn’t you just now easily allow me to creep into your gap?”

“Yeah, that’s right… ”

For some reason, I don’t think I have any memories of hearing a similar story during kendo after school.

“Numerous people are experts who can infuse aura into weapons,

Or, I long for the status of a master who forged the aura itself as a third weapon…

In fact, the stage where the body can be strengthened with an aura,

In other words, even at the user level, you can create all the movements necessary for battle.

It means that you will be able to deal with any strong enemy, be it monsters or knights.”

While talking like that, the princess started to show footwork right in front of my eyes.

… Can’t you follow me with your eyes?

I felt pitiful for thinking that I would win, even for a moment, by holding a wooden sword against such an alien monster.

I’d rather watch the princess fight while digging mushrooms.

“Through footwork like this, you can dodge enemy attacks, dig in, and occupy gaps.

So it may be a bit surprising, but you… You have to start by training your footwork.”

In the end, after that, I ended up training my footwork all the time.

Going forward, going back, going sideways, that’s all.

I was expecting a little development of a growth genius, but something is missing.

The training continued until I was sweaty and lay on the floor.

Why is the princess, who did footwork with me until the sun goes down, so lively?

“Good work. Starting tomorrow morning, you too will practice every day with Lindsay.”

The princess said that to me with a refreshing smile.

I feel like something has gone wrong, but seeing that smile, I couldn’t resist.