I Develop Martial Arts Games, And The World Is Crazy!
Chapter 19 Teacher Ma Is Going Well (Please Collect Flowers For Evaluation)
get lost?
The guardian monk of the Sutra Pavilion obviously did not believe Mr. Ma's explanation which was full of loopholes.
If you get lost, you can still get lost in the second floor of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion. Even if you are looking for an excuse, you have to find a more reliable one, right?
"Break into the Buddhist scriptures pavilion and try to learn martial arts in vain, how daring and courageous it is!"
"Looking at your outfit, you should be a servant in the temple. Come with us to the Discipline Hall!"
As if to lead a chick, one of the burly monks directly picked up Teacher Ma's collar, and he had already lifted his whole body.
"Hey, don't, don't, put it down for me, I won't run away!"
I have to say that Mr. Ma's stealth operation is really outrageous.
It's okay if there is no preparatory work in the early stage, and I don't even bring a change of clothes, I just ran to the scripture storage pavilion in a swaggering manner.
How much does this look down on the guardian monks of Shaolin Temple!
"Oh! The stealing plan failed!"
"I'll do the whole job for the brothers, hahaha I'm dying of laughter!"
"Is this the big job you do, Mr. Ma?"
"Thank you, Mr. Ma, for defying the law and avoiding a minefield for us!"
"Ms. Ma's operation is outrageous, there is no possibility of success!"
"The Discipline Hall, it's not a good place at first glance, I don't know how Teacher Ma will be punished!"
"Never mind him, Mr. Ma is miserable enough, it's nothing worse than that."
'It makes sense, Mr. Ma is already like this and it can't be worse, it doesn't matter if it's just bad! "
"Teacher Ma still can't do it. You don't have much experience in sneaking in, unlike me..."
"??? Experienced upstairs?"
"I've already called the police, wait to check the water meter!"
Human joys and sorrows are not connected.
The water friends were very happy to watch, but Mr. Ma has already been taken to the Shaolin Discipline Hall at this moment.
As a place to punish monks who made mistakes, the Discipline Hall has great power, and the martial arts of the head of the Discipline Hall is also extremely high.
"Elder Kongzhi, this handyman disciple trespassed on the second floor of the Buddhist scriptures pavilion and was captured by us. Please forgive me."
When they came to an old monk approving cassocks, the two monks said respectfully.
The old monk looked kind and kind, which made Teacher Ma's heart, which had already fallen to the bottom, a little bit hopeful.
The water friends let Mr. Ma play badly, but Mr. Ma obviously wanted to struggle.
Just listen to him still constantly sophistrying.
"The matter of a martial artist, can this be considered stealing?"
"Just to see if it's not stealing."
"It's not stealing if you get lost."
"If you haven't seen it yet, it's not considered stealing."
This sophistry made the stern-faced monk couldn't help but smile, and for a while, the Discipline Hall was full of joy.
"Smart teeth, brilliant tongue, quite Buddha-nature."
There was a smile on the face of the head of the Discipline Hall, and a simple sentence made the hope in Teacher Ma's heart even stronger.
"Ah, yes, yes, yes, I have Buddha-nature, I have Buddha-nature, master, accept me as an apprentice!"
This is the turn of events!
Teacher Ma was overjoyed.
If he could get a good master, wouldn't he be able to overwhelm the lucky PDD?
However……
"Seeing that you have a lot of Buddha nature, it's okay to be by my side, but since you have made mistakes, you have to be punished."
"Then... abolish the dantian and become a literati monk, and you can also devote yourself to cultivating Buddha."
Abolish Dantian? ? ?
Teacher Ma's heart skipped a beat!
He is not a novice who has just entered the game now. In the past two days, Xiao Tuantuan has endorsed the general knowledge of martial arts, and he has also learned a little bit.
If there is no dantian, there is no way to learn martial arts!
So, Teacher Ma struggled crazily.
Good guy, I thought it was a turn of events.
It turned out to be a big circle, you come with me?
Originally, they were all prepared to show up badly, but this punishment is too serious!
I can't find where to delete the account and start again, wouldn't it be a waste of food if the dantian was abolished?
"Damn, abolish the dantian!"
"This punishment is so severe!"
"Stealing is risky, imitation needs to be cautious!"
"I thought that Teacher Ma finally came to the end of his hardships. This is too miserable!"
"It's cold, it's cold, Teacher Ma is cold."
"Bless Teacher Ma!"
"Teacher Ma, go all the way."
"Go well +1!"
Teacher Ma's heart is really cool right now.
In fact, he didn't think about the chances of success in stealing. Didn't he just think about the whole job and the effect of the live broadcast?
Who would have thought that this punishment would be so severe.
People are forced out!
At the critical moment, Teacher Ma really thought of a way.
"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. You can kill me, but you can't humiliate me by abolishing the dantian!"
As a player, it doesn't matter if you die once, you can still be resurrected anyway.
As long as the dantian is not abolished, it will be fine!
Now in this game, no one has had his dantian abolished, and no one has died.
If the dantian is abolished and it doesn't recover after resurrection, then it's time to stop cooking!
In comparison, it is more acceptable for Mr. Ma to die once.
However, the laughing words of the head of the Discipline Hall directly caused Teacher Ma's mood to fall to the bottom.
"Excellent! My Buddha is merciful, how can I prescribe killing at will?"
I have mercy on you xxx!
Even with Teacher Ma's good temper, he couldn't help but want to swear now.
"Heh... Intuit!"
Teacher Ma couldn't care less about his image, and started spitting.
For an ordinary person, the head of the Discipline Hall was unsuspecting, and the distance was so close at this moment, he was caught off guard, and was directly spit in the face.
The old monk finally stopped laughing, and lightly patted Teacher Ma on the forehead.
"Excellent, although my Buddha has a heart of compassion, he also has the wrath of a vajra."
【You are dead】
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