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"Sack! The boss wants you to come over and do surgery!"

"Clang, clang, clang!"

"If you don't come out, I'll take your Squig and barbecue it!"

"Coming, don't rush me!"

Li Nuo yelled outwards, then lowered his head and gave the Squig at his feet a look.

This was the instinctive reaction of this Mad Doc's body; just do it, don't wonder why.

That Squig was eating like a pig, looking quite adorable, and many Orks around were eyeing it.

After receiving his master's signal, it shot under the bed and hid in the secret passage beneath the shack.

Li Nuo followed the Mad Doc's habit, disengaging the traps on the barred door and pulling it open.

A black shadow was cast in from the muddy ground outside.

The owner of the shadow was nearly two meters tall, with a shoulder width of also two meters, wearing tin-plated canned armor, a veritable steel behemoth.

The surrounding Orks, hearing the commotion, poked their heads out of their own shacks, observing the tall Ork with fear.

Compared to this armored Ork, the Orks in the neutral zone were skinny and weak, their heads not even as thick as the other's arm.

Li Nuo's gaze moved upwards from the armored Ork's feet, finally landing on the face encased in iron, his mind automatically conjuring up related memories.

First, it must be made clear that designations such as "Shootaz," "Boar Boyz," and "Mekboyz" were given by the Human Empire.

Within the Ork community, there were many troop types that various clans had tinkered with themselves, and they had never appeared in the wars with the Human Empire.

Taking the Ork in front of him as an example, he was called "Hardcase" in this area, which meant "hard, tough guy," simple, clear, and easy to understand.

From a human perspective, Li Nuo felt he could be called a "Gunshield Boy," a heavy infantry unit wearing heavy armor and fighting with a shotgun and a shield, also the personal bodyguard of the Steel Gitz clan boss.

"Zarg, doesn't your Steel Gitz clan have its own Mad Doc?" Li Nuo asked, craning his neck.

Zarg stretched out a large hand, grabbed Li Nuo, and placed him on his shoulder, "Don't ask me, I don't know. The boss told me to come get you, so I came."

Zarg moved very quickly, stepping on any Gretchin who weren't paying attention, and slapping away any Ork Boyz who blocked his path.

Outside the settlement, a wasteland-style Harley-like motorcycle was parked under a tree, a chain tying the motorcycle to the tree—like tethering a horse.

Several Orks were gathered around the motorcycle, fiddling with the rope. Zarg picked them up, crushed their heads, and casually threw them away.

Li Nuo was tied to the back seat of the motorcycle.

With a loud bang, the motorcycle started amidst violent shaking, quickly speeding towards the Steel Gitz clan with billowing black smoke.

"Hey, Zarg! At least let me bring my toolbox!" Li Nuo shouted in the howling wind.

Zarg belatedly tapped his steel helmet:

"Blast it, Mog must have hit me on the head when I wasn't looking! I forgot all about it! Oh well! The clan has a set that no one uses, you can just use that!"

Li Nuo shouted:

"Did your clan's Mad Doc die?"

Zarg let out a strange cry, "Wagh?! How did you know?! I clearly didn't tell you anything!"

Li Nuo slightly twitched the corner of his mouth, speechless.

The Orks' IQ was on par with the Human Empire's technological level, equally erratic, sometimes high and sometimes low.

Smoke and dust billowed, the engine roared, and the two drove into the Steel Gitz clan's territory.

The architectural style here was just like the clan's name, focusing on a steel jungle, covered in iron sheets.

Where metal could be used as a material, wood was absolutely not used.

Even the passing Gretchin wore iron groin guards, which showed the Steel Gitz clan's love for metal creations.

Their boss, "Ironbeard" Aronn, was even more extreme, a veritable fanatic for steel prosthetic limbs.

Each time he achieved a major victory, Aronn would have the clan's Mad Doc remove a small part of his limb and replace it with a steel creation.

This was his reward to himself.

Previous surgeries had been successful, but today something went wrong.

As of now, only the skull on Aronn's entire body had not been replaced with metal.

He won a battle today and decided to replace his left skull with metal as a reward.

When replacing the left half of Aronn's skull, the clan's Mad Doc accidentally stuck a huge screw into Aronn's head.

In pain, Aronn punched his Mad Doc to death.

Then, he became an idiot.

The Mad Doc was dead, but the screw in his head was still there.

Thankfully, Gork and Mork blessed him, and the screw happened to be stuck in a blood vessel, filling the entire wound, so Aronn didn't die from a massive intracranial hemorrhage.

Now, all that was needed was to unscrew the screw and put on the metal left half of the skull, and the surgery would be a success.

With the Orks' physical fitness, there was no need to consider a sterile environment or anything, making surgery super simple.

...Right?

Damn it, simple my ass.

When Li Nuo saw the situation on the scene, he was completely dumbfounded.

The original owner of this body had at most helped people with amputations and limb reattachments; he had never done such a high-difficulty job as brain surgery.

This was like only learning how to screw in screws in school, but being asked to build a rocket by hand when entering the company.

It was simply outrageously outrageous to the extreme.

"Hurry up, Sack. I think you can do it." Zarg pushed Li Nuo into the room, picking up the toolbox on the ground and stuffing it into the other's arms.

Clan boss Aronn was lying flat on a hard board bed, his head fixed to the bed with an iron cage, his limbs and steel torso, which had been transformed into mechanical prosthetics, could still move freely.

Hearing that a Mad Doc had arrived, this guy made an extremely exaggerated move.

He supported himself on the ground with both arms and actually stood up with the iron bed on his back, waving to the Mad Doc at the door:

"Sack! Waghahaha, I knew you would come to help me, I didn't misjudge you. Don't worry, Gork and Mork are witnessing, as long as you can pull this off for me, from now on you will be our Mad Doc, and I will have people build a big house for you specially."

Aronn was a little excited, his intracranial blood pressure soared, and a line of blood oozed from his left brain, staining the screw inserted in his head red.

The size of that screw was about the same as Li Nuo's current arm.

Li Nuo strongly suspected that the previous Mad Doc had deliberately inserted this thing, with the purpose of testing the crazy ideas in his head.

Alright, now that I'm here, I'll take it as it comes.

First, I'll try to see if it works.

If it really doesn't work, I'll just give Aronn a strong dose of Kill-Happy Juice, ensuring he dies thoroughly.

Killing an Ork Boy gives 2 points, so how many points would killing a clan boss give?

Giving 200 points wouldn't be too much, right?

Li Nuo took a deep breath, holding the toolbox and coming closer, telling Aronn to lie still and not move.

Squinting his eyes and taking a closer look, the Ork clan boss's vitality was truly powerful.

Aronn's head was over thirty centimeters in diameter, and the blood vessel pierced by the screw was as thick as a baby's wrist.

The part inserted into the blood vessel was about six centimeters, but it failed to pierce the blood vessel.

The tip of the screw was about two centimeters away from the other side of the blood vessel.

The threads on the screw fit perfectly with the blood vessel wall.

Theoretically, the screw could be twisted off along the direction of the threads.

But the problem was that this would cause a terrifying hemorrhage, enough to kill Aronn in a short period of time.

What should I do?

Li Nuo began to ponder.

System text was refreshed as he pondered.

[Retrieving the Mad Doc's genetic knowledge base, searching for Mad Doc witchcraft that can solve the problem.]

[...]

[Retrieval complete.]

[Retrieval results: 15 items.]

[After removing the Mad Doc witchcraft that cannot take effect due to insufficient universal material limit, there is still 1 item remaining in the retrieval results.]

[Specifics are as follows:]

[Name: Low Blood Pressure Vessel Repair Surgery.]

[Learning cost: 5 skill points.]

[Description:]

【Use universal psionic material, combined with blood pressure-lowering drugs (such as Suxiao Jiuxin Pills), to greatly slow down the recipient's blood flow. Use any object to block the wound, preventing blood from flowing out, while activating the fungal ability - Healing Art to accelerate wound healing.】

A waterfall of system text cascaded down, stunning Li Nuo.

At this moment, the power of 'I reckon' materialized, becoming a surgical instruction manual as if it had substance.

As long as you tap on the interface with your mind and consume some skill points, you can add the mad doctor's witchcraft recorded in the gene fragments to your repertoire.

This may be the real purpose of possession.

By possessing orcs with specific functions, triggering 'reckoning' related to the function, you can learn orc technology and witchcraft with compensation during the problem-solving process.

From this, it can be seen that the character of Mad Doctor Sack is still very useful and cannot be allowed to die easily.

Li Nuo looked at the system interface, he had 3 skill points.

He also had 39 simulation points, which could be exchanged for 3 skill points.

Adding up to a total of 6, just 1 skill point more than the learning cost.

Without thinking much, Li Nuo operated on the interface and decisively exchanged the only available mad doctor's witchcraft.

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In the next second, obscure and difficult knowledge appeared in his mind out of thin air, severely squeezing every brain cell, causing Li Nuo's body to tremble slightly.

In these short few seconds, he completely mastered all the tricks to cast witchcraft.

"What are you doing?" Ayron turned his head and glared at the dawdling mad doctor, just in time to meet a pair of deep eyes full of wisdom.

At this moment, Ayron felt a sense of palpitation for no reason, which reminded him of the night many years ago when he fought a forest wolfdog.

At that time, he was still a weak newbie, only able to pick up the leftovers from others in the clan every day.

One night, he was starving, but there was not a trace of food left in the clan.

Helpless, Ayron had to go hunting in the wild.

It was ridiculous, a skinny kid like a bamboo pole actually longed to hunt wild beasts alone.

The orc kid guarding the gate laughed, his eyes full of contempt when he looked at Ayron.

But Ayron finally did it!

He killed a wolfdog that was also skin and bones from hunger with a sharpened steel pipe.

In the dying beast's pupils, Ayron caught a glimpse of his own face and eyes.

At that time, his eyes were fierce, cruel, and full of the belief in victory and boundless courage.

Now, Ayron saw the same look in the mad doctor's eyes!

At this moment, the mad doctor's gaze seemed to possess magic that reached the depths of his soul, causing Ayron's mind to tremble uncontrollably.

"Ha! I reckon you can definitely do it!" Ayron laughed heartily and patted his bed board, "Come on, come on! Do whatever you want!"

Li Nuo stepped forward quickly and quickly got into character.

He threw the toolbox on the ground, raised his hands above his head, twisted his waist, and made a gesture of stretching his muscles:

"Listen up, Ayron, I only need three steps to save you."

"Three steps? You're really talking big! If you can take out the screw in three steps, I'll give you a few nimble gremlins, so what? Enough nonsense, hurry up, this nail is killing me."

Li Nuo reached into his pocket, his right hand rubbing back and forth in his pocket as if scratching an itch.

When he took his hand out, there was a large handful of gray dust in his palm.

"Eat it." Li Nuo held the gray stuff to Ayron's mouth.

Ayron glared, "You think I didn't see it? This is the dirt from your body."

"Stop talking nonsense, eat it quickly, I reckon to save you, I must first give you some dirty stuff."

Ayron was stunned, the orc's peculiar brain circuit told him that he should believe the mad doctor.

So, Ayron opened his mouth and sucked all the gray stuff into his mouth with a slurping sound.

"It's bitter, not as tasty as gremlins." Ayron complained.

Li Nuo chuckled, "Good medicine tastes bitter, boss. If the medicine isn't bitter, how can it cure the disease?"

"I think… you're… right." Ayron's speech became slower and slower, his expression gradually relaxed, and his pupils showed signs of涣散.

This was normal.

So many Suxiao Jiuxin Pills eaten, anyone would not be able to stand it.

But don't panic, Ayron won't die.

Li Nuo added some wonderful small materials to the Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, which is the universal psionic material.

This thing can temporarily improve the efficacy of Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, strengthen the effect of inhibiting heart beating and slowing down blood flow, while avoiding overdose leading to cardiac arrest and death.

No need to consider the measurement problem.

After the universal psionic material is mixed with Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, it will automatically adjust the measurement to the most suitable level for Ayron.

It not only makes his blood pressure drop sharply, but also does not cause his heart to stop beating.

It is so magical, so mysterious, otherwise how can it be said to be the power of 'I reckon'.

Li Nuo reached out and pressed the exposed thick blood vessels.

The blood vessels were tough, thick, and very elastic, and the blood flow inside visibly slowed down.

"Calculating the time, I reckon it should be about right."

This sentence was a witchcraft spell.

Once spoken, several portions of universal psionic material were stripped from the mad doctor's psionic field and fell onto the steel sheet in Li Nuo's hand.

A magical scene appeared.

The hard steel sheet became as soft as cloth after Li Nuo's rubbing and twisting.

Li Nuo spat on it.

This saliva became extremely thick and sticky under the action of the universal psionic material.

Li Nuo clenched the screw with his mechanical hand.

The motor in his arm started, and the gripper rotated the screw at high speed.

"Pop."

After a crisp sound, the screw was pulled out, and a small stream of semi-coagulated blood gushed out of the red wound.

Li Nuo raised his right hand, covered the wound with the iron sheet, stopped the bleeding, and activated the Healing Art.

Ayron's size was close to three meters, his shoulder width was also three meters, and his vitality was extremely strong.

Once the Healing Art was cast, his self-healing ability was greatly improved, and the blood vessels repaired the injury at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In just 10 seconds, the fatal wound disappeared, and the blood vessels became intact.

Li Nuo nodded with satisfaction and casually threw away the iron sheet used to stop the bleeding.

He picked up the steel skull at his feet and put it on Ayron's head, and took the welding gun to weld it with a buzzing sound.

When Ayron woke up faintly, what greeted him was a steel left skull, shiny and bright, shining in the sunlight.

"By the hair of Mao Ge! You are definitely the most awesome and explosive mad doctor I have ever seen! No one else!"

Ayron sat up, tore off the iron cage on his head, and observed his head against the polished metal plate.

"Cool! My head is cool! Someone, go and bring Sack's belongings and little pets over! From now on, he will be the mad doctor of our clan!"

【Congratulations on successfully treating the Steel Coin Clan leader!】

【Ayron praised you, giving you 10 likes in one breath!】

【Score +1000, converted to simulation points.】

【New reward option unlocked:】

【Reward 4: Save the current simulation character.】

【Price: 1 simulation point.】

【The more characters you save, the higher the price.】

【After saving, you can end this simulation and settle at any time.】

【After your consciousness leaves Sack's body, Sack will act autonomously according to your wishes until you possess him again.】

【After establishing an archive, you only need to eat 1 magical spore to possess the orc corresponding to the archive.】

【The next reward option will be unlocked when you get 10,000 points in a single simulation.】

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