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Vogues waited quietly for an answer, his eyes bright and his lips curled in a smile, looking as if he wanted to dwell on the previous question.

Li Nuo knew he couldn't avoid it, so he had to bite the bullet and think of an answer.

Question: If you had the opportunity to communicate with the Emperor face to face, what would you say to him?

Answer: Oh hey~ Big Golden Guy, I've heard so much about you.

Click, clack, bang.

Bolter cocked, execution for ten minutes.

Answer: The Four Gods shall stand, the False Emperor shall die!

Click, clack, bang. Another ten minutes of execution.

Answer: A tiny mid-winter shaman also wants to be the master of mankind?

Click, clack, bang. Execution continues for another ten minutes.

All sorts of rotten Emperor-related memes surged in Li Nuo's mind, without a single serious thought, causing him to break out in a cold sweat.

Watching short videos is deadly.

Are there no bloggers seriously analyzing the Emperor? Why are they all just playing with memes?

At this moment, how much Li Nuo wished he was just a simple, unadorned underhive dweller, who had never been influenced by short videos.

Only then could he answer Lord Vogues with a hundred percent sincerity, using the phrase "Loyalty!".

Now it's all gone to hell, his mind is filled with blasphemous content, and saying any of it would get him branded as a heretic.

To be honest, Li Nuo felt quite helpless.

As a transmigrator, his perspective on the Imperium was similar to a God's-eye view, allowing him to see the big picture, step outside, and analyze things calmly.

From this perspective, the Imperium of Man in the Warhammer world is not an entirely positive image.

Whether it's official novels, official movies, or official setting collections, the Imperium of Man is often depicted as a xenophobic, ruthless, extremely large, and bloated empire run by sluggish bureaucratic institutions.

All of this is inseparable from the Emperor himself.

In terms of governing the empire, the Emperor doesn't know shit, he should just hand it over to Imperial Regent Macaroth and Second Imperial Regent Guilliman.

Ugh, no, why am I thinking of such heretical things again?

Li Nuo pressed his face in annoyance, afraid that Lord Vogues would see the bitterness on his face.

Collecting his thoughts, he seriously pondered again.

The turning point of the Imperium of Man was the Horus Heresy.

The cause of the Horus Heresy can be traced back to the Emperor's order to Guilliman to destroy Lorgar's Perfect City.

The destruction of the Perfect City occurred in 964.M30.

It is now 985.M30.

Li Nuo transmigrated too late to prevent Lorgar from turning to Chaos, and correspondingly, preventing the Horus Heresy is also a luxury.

In the near future, the Istvaan III battle, the Istvaan V Drop Site Massacre, the Battle of Prospero and other tragedies will follow.

Li Nuo wanted to remind the Emperor not to let Chaos hide behind the scenes and corrupt the Primarchs.

These words were indeed Li Nuo's sincere feelings, and would definitely satisfy Lord Vogues, who might even tell the Emperor, avoiding future tragedies.

But as soon as he said it, he would definitely be targeted by the great enemy of Chaos, leading to certain death.

Therefore, these sincere words, although genuine, cannot be said.

So, what can be said?

Li Nuo was extremely conflicted, his gaze inadvertently swept across the system interface, and a flash of inspiration struck.

He had an idea.

After the Horus Heresy, the Emperor sat on the Golden Throne and couldn't get up.

He must constantly sell hooks to the Webway demons to suppress them.

... Damn it!

Can these damn rotten memes get out of my head, ahhh!

... Seriously speaking.

A large number of demons are constantly attacking the Webway entrance under the Golden Throne, and the Emperor must sit on the throne to suppress the demons.

In addition, he himself was seriously injured in the battle, half-dead, and needed to rely on the stasis field on the throne to maintain his life.

What restrains demons?

Is it the future Grey Knights?

Or the Silent Sisters who appeared in the early days of the Great Crusade?

As a lore enthusiast,

Li Nuo felt that these were not the most ideal answers, they could indeed restrain Chaos demons to a certain extent, but their effect was far less than that of the Green Skin Orks.

Green Skin Orks hard-counter demons, it can be said that the father beats the son.

Demons feed on intense emotional fluctuations; the more despairing, pessimistic, angry, and hungry the emotions, the more demons like it, and the stronger they become.

Green Skins are single-minded, with no other thoughts than shooting and bashing, completely unable to provide emotional value to demons.

This is like humans are a piece of jade, while Green Skin Orks are a pile of shit.

Demons like to see jade destroyed, but they will never knead a pile of shit.

Suppose, and Li Nuo was saying suppose.

Suppose he would domesticate Green Skin Orks using mushroom farms in the future, turn them into Green Skin Pals, and command them to help the Emperor guard the Webway entrance and sweep away the demons.

At the same time, mobilize the Green Skin Pals to constantly think about the Emperor being able to escape the brink of death and recover his spirit and body.

Wouldn't the Emperor be able to stand up from the Golden Throne then?

By then, the Emperor would lead troops to fight, Guilliman would govern, Cawl would climb the tech tree, Mephiston would be responsible for gaga-killing, and the entire empire would undergo qualitative changes.

Many of the desperate scenes of the 40k era might not appear.

Li Nuo's thoughts surged, nodding secretly.

Since the Horus Heresy is already unavoidable, then he would start by commanding the Green Skin Pal to suppress the Webway demons and change the fate of the Imperium of Man.

"Lord, I have an answer."

Li Nuo took a deep breath and said, meeting Vogues' gaze:

"If I am fortunate enough to talk to the Emperor face to face, I would tell him that I will contribute every bit of my strength to him."

Vogues' smile remained unchanged, and he asked gently:

"What kind of method do you intend to use to contribute your strength?"

Li Nuo shook his head slightly:

“I can't be sure of that; it depends on what my specific role is. If I become a member of the Imperial Army in the future, then I will fight and kill enemies, protecting the Emperor. Now that I am your agent, I will do my best to fulfill my duties and consolidate your rule over the Hive City. In short, for the sake of the Human Empire and for the sake of humanity, I will do everything in my power to help you and His Majesty.”

Elevating the theme, with intonation and full of emotion, Li Nuo felt that this rhetoric should satisfy Foggis.

Foggis pondered for a few seconds, his smile becoming more amiable:

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“Not bad. Although there are signs of deliberately crafted wording, I can feel your sincerity. Congratulations, Li Nuo, you passed my interview. From now on, you are promoted from a trainee agent to a full agent. I hope you will make more contributions to this Hive City in the future.”

Foggis extended his right hand, and Li Nuo also extended his right hand.

The two hands clasped together, and a warm heat surged from Foggis's palm into Li Nuo's hand, circling around as if taking a stroll before returning the same way.

Li Nuo was secretly celebrating his success in passing the examination and didn't pay much attention to this abnormal warm current.

“Alright, go out. Let me talk to Delton. Delton will take you to register as a full agent later.”

“Goodbye, Lord. I wish you good health and all the best.”

Li Nuo bowed slightly and walked quickly towards the door, breathing a long sigh of relief in his heart.

The Governor's personal guard opened the door, Li Nuo walked out, and Delton entered the room.

In Delton's eyes, the scene inside the room was very different from what Li Nuo saw.

The Emperor, the Master of Mankind.

He possessed extremely unique psychic abilities, capable of displaying a thousand faces to a thousand people.

When each person looked at him, they would see the side they wanted to see.

Before Li Nuo entered the room, he thought that the person he was going to meet was Lord Foggis.

Therefore, in his eyes, the person in the room was Foggis.

Delton was different.

He clearly knew that the Emperor had temporarily occupied Lord Foggis's body through some means.

Therefore, at the moment he stepped into the room, Delton saw a man wearing golden armor.

He stood by the French window, facing away from the door, his back tall and majestic.

His profile was like a work of art carved with knives and axes, resolute and cold, and the golden light above his head seemed to contain the truth.

“Your Majesty.” Delton knelt on one knee.

The Emperor stared at the night scene outside the window and said in a low voice:

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Li Nuo is not our enemy. I have already implanted psychological suggestions in the Governor of this Hive City and several important figures. You don't need to continue monitoring Li Nuo.”

“Yes, Your Majesty, everything will be according to your will.” Delton lowered his head, expressing his submission.

The Emperor returned his body to Foggis, and Delton respectfully saw the Emperor off as he left.

Lord Foggis's eyes were dazed, and his expression was blank, like an old man having a dementia attack.

Delton helped him to sit on the sofa.

After a long time, Foggis slowly regained his senses:

“Sorry, Delton, I was distracted again. Where were we just talking about?”

Delton stood beside the sofa, bowing and saying:

“Sir, we were just talking about Li Nuo's promotion.”

“Oh, right.” Foggis chuckled:

“That kid Li Nuo is not bad, I like him very much. Just follow the standard promotion process, and double his extra reward this time to encourage him to work hard.”

“Yes, sir. Your generosity is admirable.” Delton took out the data pad:

“Next is the report on this mission. I will narrate it to you once.”

…

…

Note: Imperial Army.

During the Great Crusade, the space forces and ground forces were not separated and were collectively known as the Imperial Army. After the Horus Heresy ended, Guilliman divided the Imperial Army into the Imperial Navy and the Astra Militarum.

Another note:

To prevent controversy, the author actively confesses:

The Emperor's performance is stronger than in the official novels of the same period is foreshadowing. According to the current writing progress, it will be revealed in about 2 million words.

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