I created the monster sequence!
Chapter 330: Total psychopath!
April 26, sunny.
Remember to eat canned yellow peaches tomorrow.
April 27, sunny.
Why eat canned yellow peaches?
Because I love them.
April 28, light rain.
The message written on the 27th is false, I don't like canned yellow peaches.
April 29, sunny.
What I wrote yesterday is false.
…
Bai Ye kept writing down dates that had not yet arrived in a diary until the content came to a month later.
He threw the diary on the table, changed his clothes, pushed the door and walked out of the room. A woman in uniform came to him through the corridor.
"Ren... Chairman Bai, this is the canned food you asked for yesterday."
The woman handed over a canned yellow peach. Bai Ye touched his chin when he saw this, "Did I say I wanted this?"
"You said."
"I don't like canned yellow peaches. Prepare canned hawthorns next time and send them over tomorrow morning." Bai Ye said as he was about to turn around and leave.
As a result, the woman took out a can of hawthorn from behind her face expressionlessly.
"Mm."
If you want to talk about the quirks of this new parliamentary president, the first is that he would ask people to prepare a can of canned food for him every morning.
And it should be delivered the next morning.
As a result, every time the canned food was delivered, Bai Ye would say that he didn't remember asking for such a thing and asked for a different canned food.
Pure psychopath.
After being teased by Bai Ye twice, the woman learned her lesson and prepared one of each canned food this time.
Bai Ye was silent for a moment when he saw this, and then he reached out to take the can of hawthorn.
"Prepare canned fruit tomorrow."
Hearing this, the woman took out another can of canned food from behind her, "Here, canned fruit."
Bai Ye looked at the woman, and time seemed to freeze at this moment.
"Prepare a bowl of wontons tomorrow, with fourteen wontons in it. You eat ten, leave four, and cut two of them."
"I'll eat the rest."
Huh?
...
On the other side, the cabinet.
A parliament speaker secretly met with Qin Leng, "Head of State."
"Speak."
"There are some problems with Bai Ye's resume. Would you mind taking a look?"
Qin Leng looked up and glanced at him, "Just tell me."
The parliament speaker took out two documents, "First, the academic qualifications. Bai Ye said he was an orphan and had not received a proper education. So where did he get this resume from the National Defense University?"
Qin Leng put down the pen in his hand, "Who said he was an orphan?"
"Uh... he said it himself."
"The recording of the parliament yesterday is still there. If you don't believe me..."
"No need. Bai Ye is the child of a comrade-in-arms when I was in the army in China. I went to visit him on the day he graduated from the National Defense University." Qin Leng said.
Ah?
The parliament speaker was stunned for a moment. Looking at the information report in his hand, his mind was suddenly full of thoughts.
"Do you have anything else to do?"
"No...no more."
"Let's go."
"...Yes."
...
The speaker just came out of the cabinet and met Bai Ye at the corner.
At this moment, Bai Ye leaned against the wall with his arms folded, "Morning, Speaker Liu Tao."
"...Morning."
"Why do you look constipated? Have you eaten too much Guanyin soil?" Bai Ye joked casually.
The speaker's eyebrows jumped, "Chief Bai, it has been seven days since you joined the O5 Council."
"About the Serpent's Hand, about Chaos, about the Book of God, and the new Heavenly Stems, there are a lot of things waiting for you to do. Don't you think you should do something?"
Bai Ye said: "I'm already doing what you said, don't you see it?"
"I didn't see it."
Bai Ye smiled faintly when he heard it, and then clapped his hands, and saw five men and five women suddenly coming from the corner.
"Here, the new Heavenly Stems."
The speaker turned his head to look at the ten people. It didn't matter if he didn't look at them, but he almost couldn't help cursing when he saw them.
The so-called new ten heavenly stems, among them are old and young, the old ones are more than 80 years old, and the young ones are probably only 14 or 15 years old.
Moreover, these people are D-level personnel!
They haven't even had time to take off their orange uniforms!
One of the old men smiled and said, "I didn't expect that I would be reused by the organization at this age and become the backbone of the organization. It's really an honor."
The chairman of the parliament almost vomited blood when he saw the group of people in front of him. Is this guy really not sent by Chaos?
"Are you kidding?"
"Do you think I'm kidding?"
"These people can perform the mission?!"
"Why not?"
"They are D-level personnel!"
"What's wrong with D-level personnel?"
"You... OK."
I'll watch how you bring down the nine-tailed fox!
Head of state, head of state, when will you wake up?
The chairman of the parliament shook his head and walked away.
After he left, Bai Ye raised a small flag like a tour guide, and then led the ten people into the light containment area.
"Everyone, look, this thing is called β077: freshly squeezed orange juice."
"This was taken in by the organization with great effort. It is a bottle of orange juice that you can never finish drinking."
"As the first stop of this tour, let's have some orange juice. Everyone, take a cup. Everyone has a share. Don't fight over it."
Ten D-class personnel took their own cups, and Bai Ye opened the containment room to take out the orange juice and began to fill them one by one.
"Okay, everyone can taste it."
Everyone drank the orange juice. At this time, Bai Ye took out a photo from his arms and handed it to the oldest old man among them.
"Come, look at the person on it."
The old man took the photo and looked at it carefully. The photo showed a man with clown makeup on his face.
"Do you remember what he looks like?"
"Remember."
The old man nodded vigorously.
Bai Ye smiled, "Very good."
After saying that, Bai Ye suddenly stretched out his hand and pressed the old man's face, and slapped him directly on the metal wall!
Puff!
Blood splattered, and the old man's head exploded directly.
Bai Ye shook the blood on his hand, turned his head and looked at the next person, but the next person had already been stunned in the same place.
Bai Ye took out another photo from his pocket with his bloody hand.
It was still a man with clown makeup on his face.
"Come, look at him."
The man reacted and shook his head quickly, "No..."
Bai Ye reached out and grabbed his hair, and pressed the photo directly on his face, "Actually, you don't have to remember it, just take a look."
As he said that, Bai Ye threw the photo aside and then broke the man's arm!
Snap!
"Uh ah!!!"
Bai Ye twisted his wrist and pulled his arm off again, and then broke his legs, and the other party died in the process.
Bai Ye then looked at the next person, and he took out another photo, which was a portrait of gambler Zhang Yuanqing.
However, the remaining eight people scattered at this time and ran desperately!
…
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