I! Cleaner!

"Bang!"

With the sound of the iron dinner plate hitting the table, a small half of the shattered pudding jumped up, nimbly passed over the hill made of beef stew at low altitude, and fell into the soup bowl in Leon's hand with a thud.

? ? ?

Leon, who was eating happily, paused and looked up in surprise. As a result, he saw a familiar face with angry eyes in the empty seat opposite him.

That prodigal policewoman this morning?

No...is there something wrong with you? If you don't sit in so many empty seats, why are you joining in the fun by coming across from me, my "enemy"? Are we familiar?

"Miss Isa."

Considering the other party's status as a secret police officer, Leon, who didn't want to cause trouble, put down his fork, politely pointed to the empty seat not far away, and said as politely as possible:

"I still prefer to have lunch alone, so if it's convenient for you, can you go there..."

"cannot!"

Seeing the bastard who had treated her like a fool this morning and now snatched her lunch, the policewoman couldn't help but glare at Leon, took off her scarf and put it on the table, gritted her teeth and said bitterly:

"I'm going to sit here today! If you don't like it, you can leave!"

"Very good, then I'll change places now. I hope you can keep your promise and stay here and don't move!"

In the astonished expression of the female police officer, Lyon grinned without a smile, and then left Shi Shiran with the dinner plate, sat on the seat next to him, and picked up a piece of stewed beef shoulder. , filled his mouth with happiness in his eyes.

It's great. Although some people in the police department are annoying, the level of the canteen is really top-notch! Especially this home-cooked beef stew, although it is not a luxurious dish, the chef must have worked hard on it.

The beef was obviously short-fried before being put into the pot, and the tender meat quality was well preserved. The proportion of the soup was obviously considered, and it was at a just right level, so that it would not be overly full and affect the flavor. There is no lack of flavor penetration.

And Lyon's teeth just pressed lightly, and the soup specially prepared with white pepper, bay leaves and cloves was squeezed out from the soft and tender beef fibers, which was full of meaty and slightly spicy flavor. The soup, combined with the soft and tender texture of the beef, conquered his tongue almost instantly.

In late autumn when your fingers are chilled by the cold wind, it is really a great pleasure for a busy migrant worker to have such a soft and slightly spicy veal when you are hungry. happiness.

I can't bear it anymore!

He looked up at Leon's intoxicated expression and the delicious soup on the corner of his mouth; then he looked down at his plate. The fried pork cutlet, whose coating had gone cold because it had been left out for too long, was unlucky. The female police officer’s eyes were red.

I have never seen a gangster as arrogant as you!

After sneaking into the police department by luck, he didn't hide it cautiously, but he went to the cafeteria of our police department and even ate the beef stew specially reserved for me in front of me with a face full of intoxication. ! You simply...

ah! damn it! You actually chirped back!

"Bang!"

The sound of the iron dinner plate hitting the table sounded again. After being brutally killed by Leon's happy eating look, the policewoman directly broke her promise to "sit here" and sat down opposite Leon again with the dinner plate in hand. Staring at him.

Decided! I must use the most evil expression in my life and say to him sullenly:

You don’t think no one knows what you did four days ago, do you?

Anyway, according to the director, the bureau can neither catch this bastard nor prepare to deliver false news to him. This clue has been completely abandoned, so it is better to scare him with this news!

It can not only warn him to restrain his behavior, but also let him know that our secret police are not just idlers! It's best to let him get out when he finds out!

…

"you……"

Just as the red-eyed female police officer slammed the table, preparing to fight to be fired for violating the discipline of the Secret Bureau, and to make life difficult for this damn bastard, she saw the bastard opposite him actually glared at her coldly. Face asked:

"Why are you wasting food?"

"ah?"

What are you doing?

Looking at the rice pudding that was shattered and scattered all over the table, Lyon spent less than two copper wheels on food every day in the past three years. When he was really hungry, he even picked up the edges of bread from the trash can with the scavengers. , suddenly couldn't help but feel very bad.

And when he raised his head with a frown and was about to say something like, don't waste food, at least 50% of the people in the capital will not be able to eat these things you spilled on the table, he caught a glimpse of the female policeman. clothes to wear.

According to the regulations of the Kingdom’s Police Department, except for police officers on duty or in service positions, the Police Department does not require uniforms. Although the style of the female police officer’s uniform is simple, the fine embroidery on the collar makes it look like that. It can be re-smoothed no matter how you move it, and there won't be any wrinkles in the material. You can tell at a glance that it's worth a lot of money.

So...what's the use of me telling her this?

After he lowered his head and looked at his old coat again, inspecting the thin elbows and the cotton core exposed after the collar lining was worn through, Leon couldn't help but laugh at himself and gave up on talking to him. With an intention of being reasonable, he glanced at her indifferently and then lowered his head again.

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."

"..."

Looking at Leon who lowered his head to eat again and didn't want to look at her again, the female police officer who was full of anger just now was at a loss and stunned in her seat.

Because of long-term malnutrition, Leon has always been thin, and there is not much flesh on his cheeks, which makes his eyes look particularly large and bright.

Just as the red-haired director said, although Leon doesn't talk much and has few expressions, you can tell at a glance that he is actually a person with rich inner emotions, relying on these eyes that can speak.

At this time, the female police officer was shocked by the indifference revealed in these eyes that kept people away from her.

It was not disgust, not dislike, not anger, and not hatred, but the purest indifference without any other emotions.

Summer insects cannot talk about ice.

Although it was impossible to have heard this sentence before, the female police officer at this moment unexpectedly read a similar meaning very clearly from the glance that Leon gave her. That was the extreme indifference that made them not even bother to communicate after clearly realizing the huge difference between the two sides.

He is... this is...

I really don't know how to describe that look. After coming back to my senses from the confusion, feeling the gazes that followed the reputation, listening to the whispers in the restaurant, and looking at Leon who was still eating the stewed beef in front of him with an indifferent face, the female police officer's face flushed instantly as if by magic!

"You bastard!"

I'll let you eat!

With the harsh friction sound of the chair sliding on the floor, the female police officer stood up from the chair with a bang, then picked up one side of the plate with both hands, and put all the things on Leon's plate with a clatter, and then bit her lip and lowered her head and ran out of the restaurant under the gaze of countless surprised eyes.

? ? ?

Are you... sick? !

Not knowing how much psychological impact his look had caused to the arrogant policewoman, Leon's anger rose as he looked at the messy plate.

Although the policewoman's brain was not very good, her physical fitness was really impeccable. When Leon came to his senses and stood up to catch up, she had already run away with her long legs.

"..."

Huh... Don't be so stupid! Don't be so stupid! Don't be so stupid!

After looking at the unfinished food on the plate, Leon repeated it in his mind several times, and then sat down again with a dark face, picking up the things that had not been mixed together and eating them, and even picked up a piece of rice pudding that was spilled on the table and tasted it.

It must be said that this dessert, which is very popular among female police officers, tastes really good, and it also takes a lot of thought to make it. Eggs, milk, white sugar, raisins and other things must be mixed into the rice, and it must be steamed until the sugar melts and the rice grains become soft and mixed into the state of pudding, so that a complete rice pudding can be made.

Even though it is a little cold now, this dish is still as tender and smooth as before, and the sweet fragrance that is refreshing to the heart goes all the way along the esophagus to the heart.

After tasting the fried pork chops and apple pie and finding that they are also very good, Leon, whose appetite is satisfied, finally suppressed the anger in his heart temporarily and nodded with satisfaction.

It's okay. Although the female police officer has a problem with her brain, she has a good taste in picking food. Next time, I can order one like this.

What Leon, who was eating happily, didn't notice was that on the table where the two of them confronted for the first time, there was a hand-woven scarf embroidered with the word "Isa".

As for the female police officer who had just lifted the plate and ran away, she had returned to the entrance of the cafeteria and was staring blankly at Leon picking up the pudding on the table, watching him pick up the cutlery with cherishing eyes and eat all the mixed things on the plate one by one.

…

"Burp…"

Carrying the cat food and pet toys bought from the department store, Leon, who was burping all the way, finally arrived home before three o'clock in the afternoon.

As a person with a small appetite, Leon first encountered the loving big spoon of the cafeteria aunt, and then encountered the double meal of the brain-dead female police officer. In the end, it was really with extraordinary willpower that he barely finished this painful and happy meal.

Holding his bloated belly, he sat down and panted for a while, looked up at the time, and found that it was still a while before half past three. Leon couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then got up with difficulty to set up.

According to the information given by [Materialism], the witch's cat will knock on the door at 3:30. Although it doesn't seem dangerous, considering that it is related to abnormality, Leon found an excuse to coax his three younger brothers and sisters away in advance and empty the house.

Tin mouse, cat scratching board, salted fish doll, cat fishing rod, small ball with bell inside...

After placing the cat toys he bought in the room and preparing two large bowls, one filled with half a bowl of water and the other filled with cat food, Leon nodded with satisfaction. Just when he wanted to sit down and rest for a while, he found that he forgot to buy a cat litter box.

After searching around the empty house and finding no suitable utensils, Leon had to take out the washbasin he used to wash his face and went outside to get some sand back.

All done!

As long as the one knocking on the door later is really a cat, and not some large feline, he will definitely be satisfied with his hospitality!

As Leon waited confidently, time soon came to half past three, and the door of Leon's house was knocked on time.

"Knock, knock."

"I'm here!"

After hearing the knock on the door, Leon took a deep breath, walked over nervously and opened the door. Fortunately, there was no large cat outside the door, but a small, short-legged cat with four short paws and fluffy long hair.

"Meow~"

Accompanied by a cat meow with a little milk sound, like a greeting, the gray and white cat nodded politely to Leon, then stretched out its paw to rub the small bag on its back, grabbed a card and handed it over.

[Hello, I am Mango, the pet of the witch who made an agreement with your Cleanup Bureau]

After staring at Leon's eyes and confirming that he could read and had read the words on the card, the cat named Mango took out another card before he spoke.

[Don't ask me why it's not a black cat. Other witches keep black cats because they like to wear black clothes, and cat hair on clothes is not easy to be discovered]

"..."

Uh... Although I just want to say hello to you, I do want to ask this...

After nodding to show that he knew, Leon smiled kindly and said:

"So, your master likes to wear gray or white clothes?"

"Meow~"

After shaking his head to show that it was not right, although he looked very cute, the hair between his eyebrows formed a small "Chuan" character, and the cat with a natural angry face took out the third card and handed it over.

[My master likes to play flying balls, and the hair on his body will be blown off, so he doesn't care]

"Oh, so that's it..."

After chatting awkwardly through the cards for a few sentences, looking at the cat at the door, who obviously has a high IQ, and thinking about the things he prepared, Leon couldn't help scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.

By the way...it doesn't seem to be an ordinary cat. Can it look down on the things I prepared?

Looking back at the two large bowls on the table and the washbasin filled with sand on the ground, Leon, who was a little unsure, moved his throat and asked tentatively:

"Um... can I ask first, how should I treat you?"

After hearing Leon's words, the cat first pulled the cloth piece at the collar and unfolded a pink scarf embroidered with a few rabbits, then turned his head and rummaged in the small bag on his back, took out the fourth card and handed it over.

[My requirements are not high, it's fine to be the same as before]

Oh! It's good that the requirements are not high!

After reading the card, Leon was relieved immediately, but before he let the cat into the house, he saw the fifth card handed over.

[For food, you only need to cook carrots and peas as appetizers, and then some tuna salad. For the main course, you can also choose half a portion of dace sashimi and cucumber rolls...]

"..."

[Also, I came a long way to get here, and now I need to go to the bathroom. Can you take me to the bathroom first?]

"..."

[Human? What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?]

"..."