I! Cleaner!

Chapter 670 The Root of Misfortune

[Name: Intimate Sweater (Prayer, Element)]

[Appearance: A slightly old-fashioned, rough-woven, but warm light-gold wool sweater, suitable for spring and autumn, very good slimming effect, can well show the male body line]

[Ability: Wish for Intimacy, Micro Electric Shock]

[Price: When wearing this anomaly, if you get too close to furry animals, they may hate you]

[File: Leon Ryan, the inheritor of the secret arts, combined two secret arts of the Cleanup Bureau, using the fragments of the bow and arrow of the former God of Love as the base, supplemented by the fur of the Paradise Mountain Sheep to create a special anomaly.

After the anomaly is activated, all creatures that approach you with the intention of getting close will be attacked by static electricity that makes their fingertips slightly numb when they touch your body]

[Evaluation: Hiss... Is this the feeling of heartbeat? ]

[Infiltration value: 0.1 (maximum infiltration value 28)]

[Name: Medicine-seeking Dog Whistle (ritual, exploration)]

[Appearance: A metal whistle with a little paint peeling off. After holding one end and blowing hard, an adult canine with a pale face will run out from the nearby bushes and start to look for something anxiously]

[Ability: Ritual creature calling, item exploration]

[Price: If you blow the whistle for too long, your cheeks may hurt a little, and you may even drool when you sleep at night]

[File: Leon Ryan, the inheritor of the secret art, combined the two secret arts of the Cleanup Bureau, and used the secret dog ritual and whistle grass to create a special anomaly.

When you fall into an abnormal state such as poisoning, actively blow this anomaly to summon a canine with a very sensitive nose to find the wild herbs you urgently need, but there is also a 99.999% probability that you will be taken to the nearest open-air public toilet]

[Evaluation: Woof! According to my experience, you can get well if you eat this thing. It's my friend, don't be polite to me! ]

[Infection value: 0.1 (maximum infection value 41)]

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[Name: Tough Knee Cartilage (Miracle, Domination)]

[Appearance: Two human kneecaps as soft as cotton candy. They seemed to bend and touch the ground frequently when they were alive, causing the cartilage to be worn out quite seriously]

[Ability: God's Knee, Command Domination]

[Price: Each time you use this anomaly, your knees will temporarily lose the ability to bend within a week]

[File: The inheritor of the secret arts, Leon Ryan, according to... a combination of two secret arts... using the kneecaps of ancient humans as the base, supplemented by the finger bones of the Domination Demon God to create a special anomaly.

After the target kneels down to you, the pair of kneecaps, which are satisfied with their dignity, will temporarily replace the other party's knees and dominate the other party's body to go to the target location you specify]

[Evaluation: Come on, kneel down, I beg you to do something]

[Infiltration value: 0.1 (maximum infiltration value 59)]

"That… this time, the thing I made seems to be a little more useful than before?"

Looking at the Taurus director lying on the chair with trembling hands and feet, looking lost, Leon, who had changed into a new sweater, couldn't help but pull the corner of his mouth awkwardly, and then tried to save his face:

"For example, this dog whistle, although it is likely to lead to the open air Public toilet, but if... um... if I was kidnapped by some demon and taken to a world without public toilets, then maybe I could follow that dog and find it back bit by bit.

And these two kneecaps, although the conditions for this thing to take effect are a bit harsh, I can completely beat the opponent to the ground first, and then order him to come to clean up the bureau and surrender... Well... Anyway, it is still a little useful... right? "

"..."

After hearing what Leon said, the Taurus director on the recliner couldn't help but turn his head to look at him. When he saw the woolen sweater he was wearing, his blood immediately surged uncontrollably, and he felt dizzy and turned back quickly.

Yes, these two things can indeed be used in this way, but since you can beat people to the ground, what do you need these things for? And most importantly, do you know what materials you used?

Artifact fragments with the power of the true god, intact fur offered by the sacred beasts of paradise, secret ritual herbs that only grow in the realm of waiting for the night, and precious remains left voluntarily by human ancestors.

These materials that I originally intended to leave for you, if used normally, can at least produce two abnormal items with a value of more than 60 Lyon points, but in your hands... um...

My heart hurts! Very painful!

After stretching out his hand to press his arrhythmic heart, the Taurus director turned his head away and waved his hand, saying weakly:

"Lyon, you... your talent is still good, um... at least the success rate is really high, even the materials of the true god level can be controlled, but you... but why don't you go to someone else to try?

Don't get me wrong, I... I don't want to teach you, mainly because not only my Taurus Star Palace chose you, so I can't occupy you all the time, I have to give others a chance... um... I'm not feeling well, why don't you go back first?"

"Then... sorry to bother you..."

Faced with the Taurus director's order to leave, Leon, who knew he was in the wrong, could not help but respond awkwardly, and then wanted to quickly escape from this embarrassing environment. However, before he turned around, the Taurus director on the recliner continued to speak sickly:

"Also, take the two things on the table with you, they are for you."

"This...the materials of them are quite rare, why don't you try to disassemble them, maybe..."

"No, no, no, no, I won't disassemble them, you should take them!"

Quickly interrupting Leon's politeness, the Taurus director, who had his back to the two of them, pressed his chest hard and pleaded in a trembling voice:

"Really, take them with you, as soon as I see them...my heart...my heart beats so hard..."

"..."

I'm sorry...I really didn't mean it, I just couldn't control it.

Looking at Director Taurus, who was hunched over on the recliner with his back to him and obviously suffered a huge blow, Leon, who was full of guilt, had to leave Director Taurus' room in disgrace under the helpless guidance of the red-haired director.

Although he did not understand the secret art of Taurus this time, after Director Taurus's explanation, the root of the forging problem seemed to be found.

When he was learning the secret art of forging, he was deeply influenced by the third-generation director, and the core of his forging theory was "follow the heart", emphasizing one to listen to the call of his heart.

The problem was that he was a second-generation human being, and his heart was filled with a lot of messy knowledge and all kinds of extremely abstract and strange rotten jokes. Once he chose to "listen to the call of the heart", the abnormal objects forged would naturally be doubly abstract...

Well! It's all the fault of the third generation!

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