I Can Upgrade Everything

Heavenly Emperor Taiping? What are you talking about? I've said it a long time ago, I'm just the spirit of the world!

The old man said without changing his face, and even wanted to laugh a little.

Che, what are you pretending to be? Everyone is gone. You are still playing with me. Is it interesting? Be honest, be honest! Qin Yi looked at the old man with a half-smile, with ridicule in his eyes.

The old man still shook his head: I said, I'm just the spirit of the world! I don't know how you misunderstood my identity, but the Taiping Emperor died millions of years ago, there is no doubt about that!

Really? The death of someone else doesn't mean he won't leave something behind! For example... a soul?

Qin Yi smiled.

It seems that the little friend has to treat me as the Taiping Heavenly Emperor? If you think this is better, I don't mind. The old man sighed and seemed helpless.

It's all foxes, pretending to be a wolf with big tails! Qin Yi was a little dissatisfied, I said, be honest, you have to play tricks with me, play tricks, waste my time!

He took a few steps forward and smiled slightly: I have read your diary, there are so many things in it, and you write everything in a mess, you are not shy, you even visited which kiln one day, I ordered a few girls, and clearly wrote which gestures were used, and even shamelessly said that you took a long time!

He looked at the old man with a slightly unnatural face with contempt, and then said: I remember this passage in my diary: At the beginning of the spring, I saw the peach blossoms outside the wall were tender, and on a whim, I had a wet hair, and I went to Fenghua City to visit. Spring Pavilion, fighting with the top oiran and the four famous actors for 800 rounds, entering at Pingdan (referring to 3:00 am to 5:00 am) and exiting at Yuzhong (9:00 am to 11:00 am), day after day Life is boring, just leave, retreat for a few years, and your skills will improve!

Qin Yi smiled, shook his head and said, Tsk tsk tsk, your old man's interest is really strong, you can get up from the bed at three or five o'clock in the middle of the night to find the Fengyue worker, and you have been working hard until nearly noon, and you have been working continuously for half a month. Really admire, admire!

The old man's face was completely unbearable, and he said loudly: You fart, I'm just a little far from Fenghua City. It's only at night when I set off. Isn't it normal to get there in the middle of the night? Besides, I was still young at that time, with a lot of firepower, ten What is half a month!

The more he talked, the more proud he became. When he recalled his strong fighting power, not only did he not blush, but he was very proud: I still have a record of not getting out of bed for eight consecutive months, which has become a popular story, and no one has been able to break it for tens of thousands of years. Am I proud of my record? I just didn't write it in the journal!

Qin Yi was shocked.

Holy shit!

Eight months without getting out of bed! Still Nima's favorite story?

This old man, you deserve to die, only the remnant is left!

Now that the identity has been broken, Taiping Tiandi has no further defense: How did you discover my identity? I don't seem to have written this in the log!

Qin Yi raised his head: Who am I? If I can't even find this thing, how can I be in the rivers and lakes?

So how did you find out?

Because I'm awesome!

How did you find out?

Are you finished yet?

you have not answer my question yet!

Don't ask, just ask!

What's the hang up?

Opening? This is a good thing, it can make you 29 overnight... Hey, understand?! Qin Yi showed a smile that everyone knew.

The old man widened his eyes: How is it possible, I only tried thirteen when I was at my peak, and my waist almost burst. It took a few months of training to recover. Twenty-nine, isn't it a bit too much?

Qin Yi; ...

Warney Horse!

Thirteen?

Niubi ascended to heaven!

He suddenly felt a little reluctant to speak.

Cough, so, this is the opening!

Qin Yi said sullenly.

This, the opening you're talking about is a new spring created over the years...Is that medicine pill?

The old man licked his lips and seemed a little fascinated.

Qin Yi was completely speechless: You are all dead and only your soul is left, and all that stuff has turned into ashes, why are you still thinking about it?

The old man had a different opinion: I don't agree with this! If life doesn't even have this, what's the point of living? It's just a walking dead!

Okay, okay, you are arrogant and reasonable!

Qin Yi doesn't want to talk about this topic with an old lecher.

He is still a boy, a pure bunch, and he is not interested in any courtesans, famous actors, or not getting out of bed for a few months.

What he was interested in was the Taiping Heavenly Emperor!

Bah, it's the secret of the Taiping Heavenly Emperor!

Come on, let's talk about how your Taiping Dojo is refined. It's amazing. I've been researching it for a while, but I still don't understand the principle!

The old man immediately raised his chest and became arrogant: Hmph, I have worked so hard and spent thousands of years to polish the product, how could a common man like you be able to peep at it?

After putting on a pretense, he immediately turned into the wretched emperor again: How about it, do you feel amazing and want to worship me?

Qin Yi felt that this person was insane.

Schizophrenia? Will it be the same for a while?

Are you out of your mind?

He was a little scared.

It is not illegal for a person with a mental disorder to kill someone!

Go away, you are sick! The Taiping Heavenly Emperor no longer had the indifference he had shown in front of other people, but was rather talkative and neurotic.

He suddenly sighed, looking a little lonely, and said slowly: I just, I haven't talked to anyone for a long time!

Qin Yi was stunned and thought of Ao Ao.

Ao Ao was like this at the beginning.

Talk a lot.

It's all because of loneliness!

Anyway, I have inherited what you have learned all my life, so just tell me how to refine the Taiping Dojo! Qin Yi licked it.

What's in it for me? Taiping Tiandi looked at Qin Yi with a smile, neither refusing nor agreeing.

Qin Yi scratched his head: Benefits? Could it be that you still want me to help you find a machine... poultry?

Taiping Tiandi's face turned black.

He knows what chicken means!

Vulgar, too vulgar! Taiping Tiandi pounded his chest and sighed in pain.

Are people so vulgar these days?

Comparing poultry with the lovely people who are dedicated to people's happiness?

Oiran, Goddess, Yinghua, etc., how nice?

It's really getting worse, and people's hearts are not ancient!

I want ten!

Qin Yi: Come together! Can you still use it?

It hasn't been for so many years... Hey, it's good to have a look!

Okay, I will meet your requirements, but I can only wait until I go out safely. I can't find it for you now!

Qin Yi was a little sad.

Have you been reduced to the point of pimping others?