I Can Turn into a Fish

With a disappointed look on the beauty's face, she said, I'm an anchor of Douyu. You can watch it when you're bored. I'm a witch, handsome guy. Let's play a game?

Chu Xian looked at a beautiful woman's request and nodded: Yes, what game?

It's very simple! The witch smiled, picked up the cards in her hand, and signaled: I have a deck of poker here. Let's play the simplest one. We draw high and low. A is the smallest and king is the largest. We compare the cards.

Compare the size, okay! Chu Xian nodded indifferently.

Well, since we are betting on size, what do we have to bet on? What do you think? The witch raised her eyebrows at him, looking like a fish was hooked!

What are you betting on? What are you betting on? Chu Xian looked at her and asked, looking curiously at the girl's computer next to her.

Haha, this **** is going to be unlucky soon.

Look at the appearance of this pervert, with a pair of eyes staring at us witch, visually it is just a piece of paper towel.

The old witch driver is about to drive, Kuka Kuka Kuka, the gods get in the car!

Start, put in gear, turn on the lights, look in the rearview mirror, ummmm, buzz!

Hee hee, handsome guy, don't look at it! The beauty holding the tablet saw Chu Xian looking over, dodged it, took a few steps back, and pointed the camera at the two of them.

Come on handsome guy, let's not gamble, just play truth and dare, whoever loses can ask the other party a question or ask the other party to take a big risk, how about it? The witch looked at him with a smile.

Okay! Since Chu Xian had agreed, he planned to cooperate with this beauty.

Okay, let's take a look at this deck of cards. The witch said and handed him the poker: Check if there is any problem with the cards.

Chu Xian nodded, took the card and turned it over to look at it, then shook his head: No problem.

That's good. The witch took the card: Since there is no problem, let's start.

As she spoke, she shuffled the cards a few times, then spread them out, and said to him, Do you draw first or should I draw first?

Whatever! Chu Xian said, drawing a card from the middle.

Okay, you've drawn one, and I'll draw one too. The witch said and also drew one from the middle.

Chu Xian spread out his cards. It was a black nine. The card was not too small. When the witch saw it, her eyes were full of smiles. She smiled and turned over her cards: You lost, mine is the Queen of Spades.

Chu Xian shook his head, admitted the bet and said, I lost, I am willing to bet and admit defeat!

Hee hee. The witch smiled triumphantly, then walked to the side of the girl holding the tablet computer, and asked into the video: Everyone, tell me, what should I ask the truth? How should I let the big adventure go? What does he do?

Chu Xian also walked to the video curiously and looked at the tourists' words on the public screen.

110,000 people, that's quite a lot! Chu Xian was slightly surprised when he saw the number of people in the live broadcast room, but when he saw the words on the public screen, his face darkened immediately.

Ask him if he ever fucked a dog!

Witch, how long can you ask him once?

Ask his girlfriend if it's delicious down here?

Let him go to that dog next to the sun!

Anchor, let him take off his pants, let's have fun!

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Hee hee, can you not be so evil, I am a pure and kind beautiful girl! The witch smiled and said cutely.

Okay, handsome guy, you lost for the first time, and I'm too embarrassed to ask too many questions, just ask a simple question, how many times can you do in one night? the witch asked him teasingly.

Ah! Chu Xian looked at her speechlessly, and replied truthfully, Three times, if you count the one in the morning, it will be four times!

Wow,

It's amazing, the most powerful movie I've seen is only twice. The witch said with an exaggerated expression.

Only four times? It's so weak, I do it seven times a night, and I'm known as Qijiro!

Passing by ten times in one night!

Although it's only once, but once for one night!

My wife was chatting with two girlfriends. Girlfriend A asked: How many times can your husband do it a night, and how many minutes each time? My husband can do it three times a night, half an hour each time. It’s amazing! Girlfriend B said: What’s so amazing about that? My husband does it five times a night, with twenty different postures each time! My wife said bitterly: My husband only takes five minutes each time. Girlfriend A and B: Ah! You are so pitiful, your husband is so weak! My wife is weak Weak answer: But he shot straight for five minutes!

The witch is driving again, brothers, get in the car!

All kinds of divine replies popped up on the public screen in the live broadcast room, and Chu Xian was very speechless after seeing it.

Hee hee, all right. The witch smiled: Let's start the next round!

Chu Xian had no objection, nodded, and drew another card from it.

However, when the witch showed her heart king, Chu Xian frowned, and looked helplessly at the black flower Q in his hand: I lost again, and the truth is, you can ask!

Witch, ask him why he is so stupid and can live until now?

Haha, our witch is a magician, visually this poor **** is about to be disabled!

The witch is known as a hundred people, and she has never lost in this game!

Inadvertently, Chu Xian saw a few tourists typing on the public screen, and frowned slightly at the smug witch.

Well, what question should I ask this time? May I ask when was your first time and who was it for? The witch looked at him with a playful face.

Sophomore, I gave it to my girlfriend! Chu Xian replied immediately.

Are you sure you didn't give your right hand? The witch looked at him with a smile on her face.

Um, if hands count, I can't remember!

Haha, forget it, go on, if you lose again, I will ask some tough questions. The witch reminded.

Yes! Chu Xian looked at her and suddenly nodded meaningfully.

Okay, that's what you said. Don't be lazy at that time. More than 100,000 tourists will be watching! The witch smiled excitedly: You draw cards!

Go first! Chu Xian motioned to him without drawing any cards!

I draw it, I draw it! The witch stretched out her hand and drew a card indifferently.

Chu Xian smiled, and with a thought, the talent for dominance was activated, and God's perspective instantly unfolded. Every time he leveled up, his dominion range would increase by one meter, and now everything within a radius of eight meters was within his sight.

King of diamonds, sure enough, every time she draws a card, she can draw a big card!

Chu Xian looked at the slightly spread cards on her right hand, reached out and took one out, opened it immediately, and looked at her with a smile on his face.

My lord, the biggest card! Chu Xian said with a smile on his face.