I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 249 248. Hurricane, but Pigman.

"I'm the one you're looking for! My Pigman's love is bigger than the sky, deeper than the sea, and sweeter than a lollipop!"

The face-changing kid Pigman immediately blocked Princess Feifei's way, and said sincerely.

"Really?" Princess Feifei really believed it.

"Of course it is. If you don't believe me, you can ask my assistant, Lin Li." Pigman immediately pointed at Lin Li, sideways to Princess Feifei's eyes, and began to wink crazily.

"Yes, yes, Pigman is the most caring person in the fairy tale world." Lin Li nodded and said helplessly.

"Great! Then I've found the right person. Hello, you two. My name is Feifei. People often add the suffix of princess to me, but I'm not a princess."

Princess Feifei rested her hands on her chin, and gracefully tapped a little foot to express her happiness, but her eyes immediately stayed on Lin Li's face:

"But Pigman, your assistant looks really good, especially this nose, I really like it."

Pigman's face turned green, and he shivered, feeling that he was about to be NTRed, and hurried to the middle of Lin Li and Princess Feifei.

Taking Lin Li as a 'pillar', he leaned on him with one hand, facing Princess Feifei, picked his nose with the other hand, and asked confidently:

"And what about my nose?"

"Hmm...a pretty nose." After thinking for a while, Princess Feifei came to a conclusion.

Lin Li heard the sound of heartbreak.

"I'm to Jia... No, I'm not interested in Princess Feifei, and I won't steal your limelight. I still think it's tiring to talk to her, so don't worry, Pigman." Lin Li leaned over the pig Said softly in Xia's ear.

"As expected of my good brother! This is the bond between our class and sleeping duo." Pigman's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he gave a thumbs up.

"Let's go, it's more important to complete her commission." Lin Li said after sighing.

He intends to take advantage of this entrustment to see if the fairy tale in this dungeon has undergone any mutations and will become a dark fairy tale.

"Yeah! Feifei, let's go, let's complete your commission and find Cinderella!" Pigman nodded and turned to Princess Feifei.

"good!"

...

Pigman and Princess Feifei walked in front, while Lin Li followed behind, listening to their meaningless chat.

"Ahead is Cinderella's home." Soon, Princess Feifei stopped and pointed to a gorgeous single-family building in front of her.

"Isn't it? Looks very rich, she should help me." Pigman looked at the building and complained.

"It's not like this. After Cinderella's mother passed away, her father found a new mother." Princess Feifei said.

"Is her father planning to use one more grandma's love to make up for Cinderella's lack of maternal love? It's so touching!" Pigman nodded, immediately understood the meaning, and wiped away the secreted tears.

"This new... eh? What are you talking about, little piggy? What grandma?" Princess Feifei didn't understand what Pigman meant for a while.

Lin Li didn't understand either.

"Didn't you just say that after Cinderella's mother passed away, her father found a new mother? Isn't father's mother called grandma?" Pigman didn't know why Princess Feifei was so confused.

"Although I don't understand why her father and wife have to find a mother for themselves after their death, but there must be a reason for him!

So I'm very touched! "

"..."

"Snapped."

Hearing the sound, Pigman and Princess Feifei turned their heads and saw Lin Li who slapped their foreheads.

"What's wrong?" Pigman asked concerned.

"It's okay, you go on, I just have a mosquito on my forehead." Lin Li said numbly.

He is very skeptical now, whether the IQ of this copy character is stronger than the IQ of the previous copy character.

But if it's Pigman, it's normal occasionally.

"No," Princess Feifei also sighed, "I mean, her father found a new mother for Cinderella, and her father is married for the second time!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Pigman scratched his head in embarrassment.

"This new mother brought two older sisters. These two older sisters are very mean-hearted and treat Cinderella as a servant. She does all the work by herself."

"Only a mother is good in the world~Acorn grass without a mother~"

When Pigman heard the words, he immediately sang with tears in his eyes, but his singing voice was comparable to that of Lin Li. Lin Li suddenly understood that the deaf Martin really wanted to die.

"Okay," Princess Feifei also interrupted immediately, and asked instead: "Their family members are very fierce, and even if I want to play with Cinderella, I won't let me in. Is there a way for you to get in?"

"My extremely clever Pigman, how can there be no solution, the solution is there!" Pigman looked around, and finally his eyes stopped at the chimney on the roof.

Lin Li frowned. The size of the two of them was not a big problem, but he was twice their height, so he couldn't climb in.

"Actually, just wait outside." Lin Li said.

"I heard that His Royal Highness invited many people to this ball, including Cinderella's sister. If there is no accident, she will go out in a hurry."

Lin Li, who has the perspective of God, explained it this way.

"Really?" Pigman was a little puzzled.

"Really, I put my nose on it."

When Lin Li said this, the two gave up the idea of ​​drilling the chimney.

"It should be like this. In fact, the hidden purpose of this ball is to give the prince a blind date. Many people will be invited, and Cinderella's sister may be among them." Feifei also nodded and said.

The development of the matter did not exceed Lin Li's expectations. After a while, Sister Cinderella, who was wearing a light yellow dress and fluffy hair, left the house and was about to take a taxi.

"Let's go."

The three of them knocked on the door, and soon, Cinderella opened the door.

"Sister, did you forget to bring something?"

The faces of the building block people in this world are the facial features of normal humans, and the characteristics of building blocks are mainly reflected in the limbs.

"It's not my sister, it's the god who came to save you." Piggy Man said.

"Cinderella, I'm Feifei. I know you want to go to the prom. Let us take care of your participation in the prom." said the girl.

"But...but I don't have anything." Cinderella nodded happily at first, but then lowered her head in frustration.

"Cinderella, your feet are as big as mine. You can wear my shoes. I happen to have a pair of beautiful crystal shoes. I also have a set of clothes. But the pigman, the carriage, it's just a matter of time." give it to you."

"Sister Feifei, my feet are very small, yours must be different from mine?" Cinderella looked at Princess Feifei's feet and said embarrassedly.

"It's about the same. It just so happens that these pairs are very tight for me. You'll know when you wear them later."

In "Pigman: A Fairy Tale in the Building Block World", the fairy tale itself has been adjusted to suit the plot, and the key elements are generally retained, but the details are quite different. It can be regarded as a new version of the fairy tale.

So it's not exactly in line with the fairy tale content, this is how the story of "Cinderella" is presented in this world.

"Yes madam!" Pig Man ordered.

...

While changing clothes, Lin Li and Pigman came outside the house.

"Why is it so slow? Didn't you just say you'll be out soon?" Pigman paced back and forth at the door, whispering.

"Do you believe girls' "immediately"? Lin Li shrugged, expressing his habit of this situation.

In fact, boys can't believe it right away. Lin Li once said to his good brother, "Let's go out early, we will be there soon", and immediately turned over and went back to sleep-sleeping for another five minutes.

As for how long these five minutes are, it depends on when the next call comes.

When the door was opened again, Cinderella dressed in blue came out from the house.

Seeing a pigman who loves another immediately turns into a loving eye.

"Urgent notice! Urgent notice! Due to the large number of people attending the ball, those who arrive after sunset are not allowed to enter and participate in the ball!" Princess Feifei's cell phone rang suddenly, and there was such a message in it.

"It's time for me to perform!" Pigman wiped his nose with his thumb: "Super assembled!"

In the same process as Superman, a pumpkin carriage appeared in front of everyone.

"Set off!"

Several people boarded the carriage and headed to the ball.

...

"Is it superhuman?" The pigman in the driver's seat suddenly narrowed his eyes.

Lin Li took a closer look, and there was a speeding supercar in front of him, and the people sitting on it were Superman Bobby and Cinderella's sister.

But... why was your supercar overtaken by a pumpkin car? Superman is strong and you deserve to lose to Pigman.

"For the benefit of customers, I, Superman, will do whatever it takes!" Superman is promoting his service concept with Sister Cinderella.

"It's okay to deny the relatives!" Pigman added the next sentence next door.

"Pigman? Didn't you go to space?" Superman narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Heh, it's nothing more than a small trick, Superman is strong, people like you who go to the toilet and play with your mobile phone will never understand that a trip to the toilet actually only takes a minute!" Piggy Man said proudly, and then added: "No diarrhea , without constipation."

Very rigorous.

But those who go to the bathroom without using their mobile phones are absolutely brave.

"Damn it, I still underestimated you!" Superman hammered the car window angrily, "I didn't expect someone to go to the bathroom without using their mobile phone!"

"No, two, can you stop talking about such unnutritive issues while racing, especially when the back seats are all girls."

Sitting in the co-pilot, Lin Li, who was between Superman and Pigman, had such content in his left and right ears, with black lines all over his face, and said helplessly.

"Bobby, do it!"

"Yes, boss!"

Bobby, the co-driver of the supercar, took out...a missile from the car.

"Hey, how can there be a missile in the car?" Pigman was speechless and surprised, and then snorted disdainfully: "Sit tight, everyone, fasten your seat belts, I'm going to go crazy! No way! Seat belt, it's easy to be thrown out!"

"Okay!" Princess Feifei and Cinderella both nodded.

"I like you too, Gao Qizhu." Lin Li nodded, and then found a serious problem, and asked seriously: "Pigman, where is the seat belt of your co-driver?"

"I forgot to assemble it." Pigman said sincerely.

"...You did it on purpose." Lin Li was completely numb.

"It's like this. I originally planned to let Feifei sit in the co-pilot, so that when I was racing, she could only hug me tightly. Who told you to choose the co-pilot all of a sudden, Lin Li." , in a low voice and resentful thoughts:

"Oh, it seems that now you can only hug me tightly.

Alas, to sacrifice my own innocence. "

Lin Li: "...my problem is that I deserve what I deserve, that I deserve what I deserve."

"Hurry up, Lin Li, hold me tight, I'm going to start accelerating!" Pigman looked at the missile that was aiming at behind, and shouted loudly.

"It doesn't matter, I will make a move." Lin Li sighed, "Pigman, let me down, I will stop them."

"You come? What are you going to do."

"Didn't I say it before? I've actually mastered a rather unusual assembly technique." Lin Li said calmly, "Trust me."

"Ah? Okay..." Pigman was shocked by Lin Li's momentum, and after a sudden brake, he opened the door and let Lin Li get out of the car.

It's just that he didn't activate it immediately, and seemed to be worried about what Lin Li was going to do. If he couldn't stop it, save Lin Li before leaving.

"Super assembled!"

Lin Li shouted loudly, holding the assembled bracelet in his left hand with his right hand, and the "Original Stone of Heaven and Earth" appeared in his hand. With a thought, the stone burst into an extreme white light, making people afraid to look directly at it.

Lin Li took advantage of this "flash bomb" to summon a "cockroach chariot".

When everyone on the road lowered their arms to cover the glare, they saw that Lin Li had already sat in the cockroach chariot.

"Wow, what a big cockroach!" Pigman was dumbfounded.

"Oh, I, Bobby, hate cockroaches the most, I think I'll kill you!" Bobby sneered, and took out a missile launcher with his other hand.

"Dangerous! Lin Li!" Pigman quickly reminded.

Lin Li didn't look back. After waving at Pigman, he turned around and turned towards Superman.

In the eyes of Zhu Zhuxia, Lin Li had the ambition to die, so he didn't speak. The waving meant "I am the Queen, you take everyone away."

How could this be so!

Lin Li didn't dare to face himself, it must be because he was crying!

This is the last side!

"I can't abandon my brother!" Thinking of this, Pigman had tears in his eyes, "I can't watch you sacrifice! Lin Li! I can't do it!! Die, we have to die together!"

"boom--"

"Zi--"

"Snapped--"

So Pigman saw this scene:

Bobby's missile exploded on the cockroach chariot, but the chariot was unharmed, and the tentacles of the cockroach chariot shot out lightning. With just one strike, the three people on the supercar were completely blackened by the electricity, and the supercar immediately smoked and was scrapped.

The process takes a total of one second.

Lin Li then turned his head: "Pigman, what did you just say? My side is converging current, and the sound is very loud. I didn't hear it clearly. You should say it again."

Pigman: "..."

"It's okay." Wiping away the meaningless tears, Pigman waved his hands numbly.

The clown was actually me, and I was being sentimental.

"Little pig, don't waste time." Princess Feifei looked at the current time and the setting sun, reminding her.

"Do you want to take my car? It's very fast, much faster than the pumpkin cart." After solving such a small problem easily, Lin Li drove after the three of them and asked them in the pumpkin cart.

"Although you are kind, let's forget it...Lin Li, I don't think it's appropriate for a girl to go to the ball with a cockroach..." Princess Feifei showed embarrassment.

"Then maybe Cinderella will change her name to Cockroach Girl in the future, it doesn't sound good..."

"That's true." Lin Li nodded, took the cockroach chariot back to the [warehouse], and sat back in the co-pilot of the pumpkin cart, "Then it's still this."

"Since no one is hindering us, and there is not much time left, let's continue!" Pigman snapped his fingers, slammed on the accelerator, and rushed forward.

...

The gate of the square.

"Your Highness, the sun has set, and the dance can begin." On the central stage, the housekeeper said to the prince.

"Wait a little longer." The prince still looked at the entrance.

Heroes are always stuck on the stage, not even a second longer or less.

The roar of the engine was heard in the distance, and then accompanied by a beautiful sharp turn, the pumpkin car driven by Pigman stopped firmly in front of the crowd, only half a meter away from hitting the crowd.

Of course, there are also things that are unstable—for example, Lin Li, who was not wearing a seat belt when the accident happened suddenly.

Unprepared, he fell in front of the prince with a graceful parabola.

"Pigman, you really deserve to die, you didn't even remind me if you stopped so fast, right?" Lin Li gritted his teeth and got up, muttering.

"Hahahaha, it's really interesting, it's really interesting!" The prince looked at Lin Li, nodded, and then said to everyone with a smile, "I announce that the criterion for choosing a wife today is him!"

Lin Li: "..."

No, buddy, shouldn't you use the glass slipper as your standard? What does it mean by me?

"Ah? Your Royal Highness, what does this mean?" Others didn't understand, and the field suddenly became noisy.

"It means, whoever he chooses to be my wife, I will choose! Well, little brother, now, it's up to you to make the choice!" His Royal Highness said.

Are you so sloppy?

Before Lin Li could ask a question, he heard the prince whispering in his ear again: "Quick, good brother, choose Cinderella, please!"

It turned out that Lin Li, who had already made a default decision, was still thinking about whether there was any crisis hidden behind this matter, and whether he should act carefully, heaved a sigh of relief:

"Then I'll take the girl in the blue dress."

"Good eyesight, lady, I announce that you are my future wife!" The prince immediately cheered, and walked to the pumpkin cart, looked at Cinderella who hadn't got off the cart, and said, "But I still have to ask, is this Beautiful lady, would you like to?"

"I... I am willing!" Cinderella agreed with some excitement.

...

When Lin Li returned to Feifei and Pigman, he heard Feifei complaining about Pigman throwing herself out.

"I should have 'accidentally' thrown out Cinderella's glass slipper. This was a secret signal between me and the prince. Why did you drive and throw Lin Li out?" Princess Feifei said.

"I didn't know there was a secret code between you and the prince, and who told Lin Li not to wear a seat belt." Pigman was also very aggrieved.

Lin Li clenched his fists.

You should fasten my seat belt.

"The prince has already decided on Cinderella by default?"

However, Lin Li had doubts in his heart. He suppressed the desire to beat up Pigman, and after repeating what the prince had just whispered in his ear, he looked at Princess Feifei.

"Yes, actually this time it's not my entrustment, it's the prince's, and I'm just an intermediary." Princess Feifei nodded, "The clothes and shoes are also specially prepared by His Royal Highness for Cinderella, but they don't fit me. "

"Why is it so troublesome? Since the prince likes Cinderella, wouldn't it be fine to just come to the door and confess to marrying him?" Lin Li asked the doubts in his heart.

"It's because of the prince's father, the king's request. He said that the prince must hold a big ball, and then choose his princess, and before that, he can't reveal his preferences." Princess Feifei sighed, as if Also don't understand this approach.

"If you don't do this, the king will not recognize his wife. His Royal Highness has no choice but to entrust me with this."

"The king is really weird. He has issued a lot of weird orders over the years." Pigman scratched his head and said, then realized the serious problem and asked:

"Wow, Feifei, so the prince gave you a commission, and then you came to me again?"

"Yes." Princess Feifei nodded.

"The agent should be the agent, but Feifei, you only gave me a lollipop, and the agent can't be so dark like you!" Piggyman immediately grasped the point... probably.

"I didn't accept the prince's money!" Princess Feifei quickly confirmed to herself.

"I don't believe it, unless you let me touch your pocket."

"Oh, whatever you want!"

etc.

Look at the position of Princess Feifei's clothes and pants pockets.

Lin Li:?

pure? You are pure der!

Is it the pocket you want to touch? I'm ashamed to expose you!