I Broke Out Of My Grave And Was Yearning For Live Broadcast!

Chapter 2 Chopping wood, of course you must cleave it with your hands

See this scene.

All stunned.

Old god?

This old man in the lonely grave is the old god introduced by the village chief before?

Shouldn’t the gods go from heaven to earth?

How could he crawl out of the grave?

“You are?”

At this time, Ye Xuan shook the dust on his body.

Then he looked at the village chief suspiciously, faintly feeling that he was a bit familiar.

“I am Liu Guoyun!”

The village chief’s voice was trembling: “Old god, do you…remember me?”

“Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Yunzi!”

Ye Xuan immediately remembered: “No wonder you are so familiar.”

“When your father was born, I was watching. I didn’t expect you to be so old in the blink of an eye.”

After sighing, Ye Xuan’s heart suddenly felt a little emotional.

Heard this.

The surrounding members of the program group were stunned.

The barrage is also complaining: Are you two acting or are you really funny?

Ye Xuan looks sixty years old at most.

The village chief is at least 70 or 80 years old.

But Ye Xuan was so old-fashioned that he was born with the village chief’s father.

“???”

“???”

The barrage all brushed up the question mark.

The village chief had not had time to speak.

Ye Xuan scanned the whole yearning program group again: “You haven’t introduced who you are? Why are you here?”

The program team discovered at this time that Ye Xuan did not seem to be a ghost.

It’s people.

Although I don’t understand why Ye Xuan popped out of the grave.

However, the director immediately stood up and smiled at Ye Xuan:

“Old man, we are going to broadcast a variety show here, called Longing Life, I wonder if you have heard it?”

Ye Xuan shook his head: “I haven’t heard of it.”

The director asked again: “Old man, why were you in the grave just now?”

Ye Xuan: “Sleep.”

sleep?

“???”

“???”

The full screen of question marks floated across the live broadcast room again.

The director is also ashamed: “Old man, why are you sleeping in the grave?”

Ye Xuan: “Because I want to die, I want to sleep in the grave.”

director:”……”

Studio:”……”

Everyone: “…”

Ye Xuan sighed, no one understood his loneliness.

He is an immortal body, and he has been alive since the beginning of the universe.

He has experienced the Big Bang and has seen the Milky Way change.

He slept on Venus and slept on Mars.

He grilled dinosaur meat in the sun.

I have also eaten popsicles at Super Glacier.

He helped Nuwa create mankind and Sun Wu compose the art of war.

He helped Emperor Qin sweep the Six Nations and helped Confucius become a saint…

He has experienced too much.

He was tired of longevity a long time ago, so he dug a grave for himself and fell asleep in it.

It is an attempt to be able to sleep in it directly.

But just now, I heard a noise.

So Ye Xuan chose to break through the grave.

And all the villagers in Taoyuan Village.

They all thought that Ye Xuan left the village 16 years ago.

In fact, he just fell asleep in the grave.

Because this is his place.

The village name of Taoyuan Village did not dare to come over easily.

So I never found out that Lin Fan dug a grave behind the wooden house.

If it weren’t for the arrival of yearning.

I’m afraid they don’t know yet, Lin Fan has actually been in Taoyuan Village.

The director changed the subject: “Old man, can we borrow this room from you to film the show?”

“Can.”

Ye Xuan nodded.

He is afraid of being alone.

If these children accompany themselves all day long, it seems to be very good.

After getting Ye Xuan’s consent.

The yearning program group began to settle in the cabin.

A blink of an eye.

It’s time to cook lunch.

Because there is nothing in the house.

Sister Yu Zifeng went out to find ingredients.

Teacher Huang, Teacher He went to find Chai.

Peng Peng is carrying water.

The director was in a hurry.

Because the stars are not together, he needs to constantly switch shots.

Capture the way these stars do things.

At this moment, Peng Peng came in with water.

The director quickly pointed the camera at him.

As everyone knows, he was blocked by Ye Xuan sitting in the hall.

“Grandpa, can you sit in another position…”

The director touched his head and asked politely.

“no problem.”

Ye Xuan’s thin figure flickered in place.

Like an illusory light and shadow.

Instantly disappeared from the lens.

On the coffee table, only a gray cup was steaming slightly.

“This is, Teleport??”

“Fuck! I’m not dazzled!”

“Awesome, will this old man flash?”

“Really swish and pass?”

“Call the old man to ask if he will teleport.”

In the live broadcast room, a dense barrage appeared again.

…

“What kind of firewood is this? Why is it so hard to chop?”

Outside.

Teacher Huang and Teacher He are chopping wood for cooking.

However, both of them were sweating profusely at the moment, and their faces were not good-looking.

Because this wood does not know what kind of tree it is, it is too difficult to split.

The two big men have been busy for a long time without splitting it.

“Hahaha, Teacher Huang can’t do it, it takes so hard to chop firewood.”

“Is it because of kidney deficiency?”

“Teacher He, don’t watch it, but do it!”

“Teacher He said, you can’t split it, so I can’t help it.”

The barrage floated wildly.

at this time.

Ye Xuan just came to the outside from the house.

Seeing that the two big men couldn’t even split a broken piece of wood, Ye Xuan couldn’t help but twitch.

“Boy, Chai didn’t chop like that!”

Ye Xuan walked over.

Teacher Huang suddenly showed a cold sweat on his face.

“Grandpa, can you teach us how to chop?”

Teacher He asked for advice.

However, in the next second, Ye Xuan’s words completely shocked everyone.

“How can you chop wood with an axe.”

“How hard is it to chop with an axe!”

Hearing these words, Teacher Huang and Teacher He looked very surprised.

And the director just turned the camera here.

“No, I didn’t understand what your old man meant.”

“You don’t need an axe to chop wood, what do you use to chop it?”

Teacher Huang asked helplessly.

Ye Xuan smiled: “Of course it was split with hands!”