I Became the Companion of the Gods

58 – EP.16 Adaptation Training -4

“Ugh~! Damn good Yes, this is s*x!”

“I don’t mind doing that in front of me, but don’t look like that in front of Tia.”

A situation where I accidentally went into a hot spring with an enemy.

Jack showed a simple and savory father-in-law reaction just as he was revealing.

But considering my actual age, it didn’t suit me at all. Wherever you look, this would be the reaction of an old man in his mid-80s.

“Come to think of it, you were terribly afraid of that young lady, right? What if I take you hostage?”

“Catch it if you can.”

“Hmm, the inner core of Hagija is Shinsu. On the contrary, I would be in danger. hahahaha!”

“Enough of small talk, and tell me what brought me here.”

“Didn’t I tell you to talk? Because we have a lot of questions about each other.”

“Did you really only call for the purpose of exchanging information?”

“Yes. Or should I take the organs I couldn’t give you the other day?”

“No need. Rip it off and eat it deliciously.”

“What? How do you know my organs are delicious?”

“… ….”

Jack talks as if he’s even eaten his organs. There was no hint of a lie from him.

It’s amazing that such a crazy bastard exists in the world. The real world is wide and there are many crazy people.

“Don’t distort your face like that. If you go on an empty stomach for 10 days in a place where there is nothing, you will be able to eat anything delicious?”

“I wouldn’t fall behind anyway, did I have to go that far?”

“Even if you don’t die, you still feel hunger. My stomach is crying out for food, but I can’t eat anything, can I?”

“No matter how hungry you are, a bastard who eats his own organs…… No, that’s it.”

What’s the point of arguing with a madman? His thoughts are different from mine.

I can’t understand this crazy bastard.

“You think I’m crazy.”

“If you think you are not crazy, you are more crazy.”

“I won’t deny it. It’s because I’ve lived for nearly 60 years on the battlefield where lives come and go. I couldn’t stand it with my sober mind.”

“Are you aware that you are crazy?”

“From my point of view, I think I am normal, right? I live as I like. Are you perfectly normal?”

“Your idea is wrong.”

“Wrong? I eat because I want to eat. I sleep because I want to sleep. I have s*x because I want to have s*x. Is this a bad idea? I think it’s very natural.”

If you think that you live faithfully to your desires, you are not wrong.

Human beings are also animals by nature, everyone will have some kind of desire, and there is nothing wrong with pursuing them.

But sometimes, even humans need to control the impulses of such desires and live.

In that sense, this crazy bastard in front of me doesn’t even have the word temperance.

“hahahaha! If I say more here, I’ll end up only receiving accusatory glances! Are we forced to move on to the main topic?”

I wanted to swear at him, but I closed my mouth and nodded.

I didn’t get anything good from talking to Jack for a long time.

“I’m checking first, but you also signed a temporary contract with Shinsoo, right?”

“…… What is your basis for thinking so?”

“You can see a variety of guys on the battlefield. There were also those who had difficulty moving due to physical defects or those who had congenital disabilities. Just like you right now.”

“So?”

“When we met before, you were perfectly normal, but now it’s strange that you act like you’re almost half an asshole. Is not it?”

“Ha, f*ck… ….”

I didn’t expect it to happen, but I thought it would have been discovered right away.

I also think that there is definitely an unnaturalness that appears because half of the senses are missing.

But I deliberately acted as much as possible so as not to show off, but it seems that there was a limit to that as well.

I guess you need to get used to your new body…….

“That’s right, I signed a temporary contract with Shinsoo in exchange for half of the senses.”

“I gave you half of my senses… Not so bad conditions!”

“So what did you give in return?”

“Me? I handed over my pet, of course.”

“…… Crazy bastard.”

When I first met Jack, I wondered why he had no pets by his side.

After that, when Jack said he was giving away something valuable as collateral, he thought of his pet.

Even so, he has denied that no one will hand over his precious partner.

However, after hearing the truth directly from the mouth of this madman, I couldn’t help but hate him.

“hahahaha! I’m staring at you very fiercely. If you don’t want to become a wrinkled old man like me, it’s better to let go of your expression.”

“Noisy, let’s ask one more thing. Why did you have to sign a contract, even handing over your pet?”

“Unfortunately, I can’t seem to tell you about it. Regarding the content, there is a non-disclosure clause attached to it.”

“Yes…. Then I have nothing to do with you anymore.”

“What? Are you going already? You haven’t even asked what abilities I’ve been given yet?”

I was curious, but the desire to ask disappeared immediately.

Because my dislike for Jack moved my heart more than my curiosity.

The last time we met, it was just disgusting…… Now, the fact that I was in the same space as him made me even more annoyed.

He may have an unavoidable reason. It is a pity that I had to sacrifice a companion animal because of all kinds of hardships, such as threats or emergency situations.

If that’s the case, there should have been enough room for understanding and sympathizing with him.

However, it made me shake my head to say that there was nothing wrong with the situation in which the companion animal was thrown out as a hostage.

A bastard who won’t understand even if he wakes up from the dead. I wanted to get away as soon as possible.

“Ah! Wait for a while!”

“What is it? Didn’t you say you had nothing more to do?”

“It’s nothing, can you pick up some soap from under you before you go?”

“What the f*ck!!”

Please Lord, please allow me to kill this gay bastard.

***

“…… Sir?”

“… ….”

“…… Nim~?”

“… ….”

– Pair!

“Aww?! It’s a surprise!!”

“Are you coming to your senses now?

“Mi, Miho. You’d be surprised if they clapped in the face so suddenly… !”

“But no matter how many times I called Seo-Bang, there was no answer?”

“I said that?”

“Yes.”

Because she was deep in thought, it seems that she did not hear her voice.

“What were you thinking so hard about?”

“Ah, that’s what…” … I was looking back and reminiscing about what happened during this trip.”

“Aha, so how was it?”

“Honestly, I don’t know. It’s our vacation, right? ?”

“Yes!”

“But why don’t the memories that remain in my head look like a pleasant vacation?”

On the morning of the 1st day, I am happy as I go on an exciting healing journey with the priests.

During the day on the first day, the director quarreled with the unicorn over the lake.

Day 1 Almost dies while fighting Docheol with Bam, Yata, and the corrupted Unicorn.

In the morning of the 2nd day, wake up with a temporary contract with a giraffe in a dream.

From the daytime of the 2nd day to the morning of the 4th day, they adapt to their abilities and new bodies while being trained by the divine beasts.

In the daytime of the 4th day, the terrorists who suddenly attacked were slaughtered.

On the night of the 4th day, fight to the death with dung beetles in a hot spring.

And now, on the 5th day, I am on the train back home.

…… Do you have any good memories except when you left?

“Is this the vacation I used to know… ?”

“Seobang-nim, to tell you the truth…….”

“That… ?”

“This is not a vacation.”

“Ah…. It is too.”

In my mind, I wanted to go wild.

I wanted to express my emotions as they were, screaming out loud for my vacation back and banging my head on the seat.

However, I know very well that this is not possible in reality. I just sit still and wipe away the tears that are about to come out.

‘f*ck, there’s no more world for me, they’re all dead.’

Where does happiness come from? …. Let’s go back to the beginning and think about it.

I know that this idea itself is meaningless, but right now I feel like I’m going to lose my mind if I don’t even think about it.

“Seobang, I know a good way to heal my heart at a time like this!”

“Good way… ? What is that?”

“Can you follow me for a moment?”

“Yes.”

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Like an older sister who soothes a crying child, Miho kindly holds my hand and goes somewhere.

It’s a good way to heal your heart…… What is it?

For some reason, my heart was pounding a little even though I was in the wise man time that came after my vacation was over.

“Here it is!”

“Uh uh… …. Miho?”

“Yes.”

“Is this the bathroom?”

“Yes, that’s right!”

A toilet in a train that is placed between each passenger compartment.

Miho dragged me to a space designed for only one person to use.

“How on earth can you heal your heart here?”

“That is… ….”

Miho gently pushed me away and forced me to sit on the toilet seat cover.

A situation where a man and a woman are entering a space that no one person thinks is too small.

In that moment, my sanity came back and I understood Miho’s true intentions.

“You, you! No way… ?!”

“There is an old saying. When you’re upset, take one step out and go.”

“No, I am fine! Because my heart has become very peaceful… !!”

“No! It seems to me that Seo-Bang-nim’s head is full of baskets right now!!”

It was only then that Miho revealed his true colors. Her bright red eyes looked down at me terrifyingly.

My instinct for survival turned on the red light and even the evacuation alarm went off, but there was nothing I could do in this small space.

“So, Mr. Seo.”

-Clap!

Handrails to hold on to when the train shakes and handcuffs around my wrists.

It was no different from saying that they couldn’t run away anymore.

“I’ll take one step off so you don’t think about anything♡”

“Ah, ah… !!”

Thanks to Miho’s intense consolation, I no longer shed tears…….

Instead, my lower body cries endlessly and my vacation is completely over.