I became famous after I didn't grow tall

At one o'clock in the morning, Fang Bo was ready to go to bed.

Originally, his normal bedtime was 3 o'clock, but because he recently discovered that he had signs of receding hairline at the age of 25, he planned to start adjusting his sleep schedule.

You will definitely not be able to fall asleep if you fall asleep like this. Just like some people listen to music, ASMR, and math classes before going to bed (.), Fang Bo has his own unique hypnotic habit, which is to watch some obviously boring bad dramas before going to bed. .

Putting on the helmet-type hologram, which was not too heavy, Fang Bo lay on the bed and covered himself with a quilt.

The design of the hologram is ergonomic, and lying down will not affect the comfort. Just like people in the past liked to lie down and watch TV, most young people basically use the holographic receiver while lying down.

After entering the holographic space, Fang Bo scanned the holographic channels of the six major channels with familiarity.

The so-called six major channels are also backed by the six major industry giants in the federal film and television industry.

As one of the six giants, Wei's Pictures' holographic channel Daystar TV was once the number one in the ratings. Later, it faced competition from other capitals that entered the market at that time. It has never fallen out of the top three. In the past five years, it has never fallen out of the top three. It has slowly fallen to fourth place in 2016. Now, due to the investment failure of "Starship Troopers", the channel's new movies and TV series have been greatly reduced, and it has been ranked sixth. It has been bitten by the new channel ranked seventh, and its position is in jeopardy.

Fang Bo was originally looking for boring bad dramas, but happened to see a wave of new dramas launched on Daystar TV, so he entered this channel.

The biggest cover on the home page was an urban suspense drama currently promoted by Wei. Of course, it was impossible to watch a suspense drama before going to bed, and Fang Bo's eyes dropped.

Then I saw "Swordsman 4" on the right side of the second row.

Look at the ancient warm yellow background, the costumes that are a few times behind the aesthetics, and the standard 'mountain' font portraits of the leading actors on the poster. It is simply a nostalgic masterpiece that combines elements of the martial arts dramas from seven or eight years ago. work.

In addition to the title of the play in red cursive script, the slogan on the poster is very simple - Different Jianghu.

A different world? Just by looking at the cover, Fang Bo could guess how boring it would be.

Needless to say, let's go.

The unit drama mode in the holographic era is divided into two viewing modes. One is free viewing. A 3-minute commercial that is mandatory to watch will appear every 10 minutes. You can only watch the director’s perspective and cannot record screenshots. The next two episodes must be watched separately. It will take a week to unlock; there is also paid viewing, which costs 5 yuan to buy out, has no ads, can take screenshots and convert dynamic pictures within 15 seconds, and can choose various viewing angles. The next two episodes can be watched in advance every three days. .

Fang Bo chose to watch it for free. He felt that judging from this poster, he should not be able to survive the first wave of advertisements and fall asleep.

My vision went dark and I entered the world of the play.

Fang Bo was shocked at the beginning.

A bit loud BGM, accompanied by a rough background commentary.

"In the third year of Yong'an, forty years ago, Xia Feng, the best master in the world, integrated the essence of martial arts throughout his life and created his own secret book "Xuanjue of Destiny", which disappeared in the world. The martial arts in the Central Plains that had been peaceful for ten years began to rise again..."

Although the voice was not quiet, it was controlled at a certain level and not to the point of making people uncomfortable. Fang Bo only felt that the smell of ancient martial arts dramas was very strong, and he would not have the idea of ​​​​quitting.

Following the director's perspective across the mountain trail, a man on horseback appeared on the trail.

From far to near, the composition is smooth.

Then it switched to the back of the protagonist Lu Anning, who led his horse into a small inn.

Give the horse to the stableman, go into the inn, and ask the waiter to serve beef.

Although the scenes are different, similar plots seem to have been seen thousands of times in various ancient martial arts dramas.

However, the overall color palette and perspective of the show were very comfortable, keeping Fang Bo's attention at a good level and not falling asleep as expected.

"Sir, what do you want? Can you say it again?"

Huh?

The waiter's reaction made Fang Bo a little surprised.

I heard the Yamen running over and scolding Lu Anning, who was obviously the protagonist: "You actually uttered wild words about wanting to eat beef. You knew the law and broke the law, and you will be punished with an additional penalty!"

Yes, it was illegal to eat beef in ancient times. This little knowledge was something he saw last time when he read the ‘Top Ten Unreasonable Plots in Martial Arts Dramas’ posted by a marketing account.

Interesting.

Being complained about is a complaint. The most others can do is not film it. The director even filmed it and laughed at himself.

Fang Bo became a little interested, watching this conflict rarely end with the protagonist being defeated.

The waiter sighed: "My hero, times have changed!"

"Pfft!" Fang Bo laughed.

This sentence seems to be quite normal, but in this environment, it is inexplicably funny, and he even feels that he can't forget this sentence.

As the plot progresses, there is a rumor in the world that a unique secret book has been released. A generation of heroes Lu Anning accepted the entrustment of his friend and took the other party's somewhat naughty and incompetent son Hou Lexheng to Jiangnan to visit his relatives.

As a result, halfway through, by mistake, Lu Anning discovered that the secret book that everyone in the world was looking for was actually in Hou Lexheng's body.

The reason was that Lu Anning found writing on the inside of Hou Lexheng's underwear. When he wanted to continue research, Hou Lexheng took it away and put it on after taking a shower.

It is worth mentioning that holographic movies have actor privacy protection. In some special plots containing nudity and bloody scenes, you can only watch the director's perspective, so the actor who plays Hou Lexheng is not at risk of being exposed.

"What's in your underwear?" Lu An Ning asked in confusion.

Hou Lesheng, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, was startled, and then his face turned red with anger: "What else? Is there nothing in your underwear?"

Lu An Ning subconsciously retorted: "Of course there is nothing in my underwear."

Hou Lesheng's eyes moved down and looked between Lu An Ning's legs.

The director's perspective at this time was very clever, cutting to Lu An Ning's back. Looking up from the bottom of his feet, Lu An Ning's standing posture was also very wide, with his legs spread wide. Hou Lesheng was just sitting on the edge of the bathtub, and half of his body was exposed from the blank space of the "人" shape in Lu An Ning's □.

Hou Lesheng, who was a little fat, was full of surprise, and his eyes fell on the top of the "人" character in his field of vision...

"You don't have it?" The last word "yes", the voice was out of tune.

"Hahaha..." Fang Bo laughed again.

The hero Lu Anning's character is certainly trustworthy, so he is determined to protect Hou Lesheng and the secret book and escort them to Jiangnan safely.

On the way, a common plot in martial arts dramas appeared. Lu Anning saved a beautiful woman of unknown origin.

"Hero, I don't know how to repay you for saving my life." The woman saved by Lu Anning looked at him pitifully.

"Ah..." Lu Anning sighed with regret: "It's a pity that you are a girl, otherwise I would become a sworn brother with you."

"Hahaha..." After watching for ten minutes, Fang Bo laughed out loud for the fourth time.

Suddenly, the world in front of him suddenly went black.

A movie star who has been popular for many years appeared in front of Fang Bo wearing a green armor.

"If you are a brother, come and chop me! I'm waiting for you in Legend of Blue Moon!"

"Fuck!"

Fang Bo, who was shocked, exited the free viewing mode unhappily, and then directly spent 5 yuan to pay for the show on demand again.

At this time, he had forgotten his original purpose of finding a bad drama to watch and sleep, and just hoped that the drama would maintain its standard and be interesting enough in the later part.

In the era of holographic movies, there is no trouble of piracy, but under the new payment model, some "drama scams" have also been spawned.

The so-called "drama scam" is that some movies and TV series put some eye-catching explosive points and scenes with great investment in the first ten minutes in order to attract audiences to buy out, which attracts audiences to buy out, but in fact, the essence is only those ten minutes, and the subsequent plots are basically anticlimactic due to insufficient control or insufficient investment.

This kind of "drama scam" is obviously for making quick money, and often leaves after making enough money, but the audience's evaluation will be particularly bad.

Now Fang Bo has become interested and has expectations. If this drama is also a "drama scam", putting all the interesting content in the front and boring in the back, then he will definitely not hesitate to give a bad review.

The rating of holographic movies and TV series is not something that everyone can give. In order to eliminate water armies, in addition to the audience who paid to buy out, free viewers need to watch the entire drama before they can give a rating.

If the water army wants to rate for free, they have to endure the advertisement every ten minutes and the update time once a week.

Whether it is free or paid, the cost of brushing the rating on the holographic channel is too high.

After subscribing, Fang Bo entered the world of "Sword" again.

After discovering that Hou Lesheng was carrying the secret book, Lu Anning pretended not to know during the day and concealed it well, but he did not dare to leave Hou Lesheng half a step, and even had to sleep in the same room with him at night.

Hou Lesheng was miserable about this, but unexpectedly, Lu Anning thought about it during the day and dreamed about it at night. At night, he talked about "The Mysterious Secret of Heaven's Fate" in his sleep and was heard by Hou Lesheng.

Hou Lesheng then realized that he was carrying the peerless secret book that everyone in the world wanted to fight for. His eyes turned and he made up his mind.

The woman rescued by Lu Anning was called Xiaoyu. She admired the strong and pestered Lu Anning all day long. She was not polite to the young and admiring Hou Lesheng.

Hou Lesheng knew about the secret book, and thought that he could become a martial arts master if he practiced it. However, he was ignorant and could not even recognize all the characters, so he secretly found Xiaoyu and asked her to teach him and get close to her.

Xiaoyu was also a person in the martial arts world. She knew the existence of "The Mysterious Secret of Destiny", but how could she believe that it was true when it was taken out by Hou Lesheng?

The victim who had been deceived by Xiaoyu caught up with him. Xiaoyu saw that the situation was not good. She knew that Lu Anning would not help her after understanding the cause and effect, so she stole Hou Lesheng's things and ran away.

And it happened that the "Mysterious Secret of Destiny" taken out by Hou Lesheng was in it.

The suspense left the first episode.

Fang Bo's appetite was hooked after watching it, and he was still not satisfied. He gave the first episode of this drama a five-star praise and left the first comment:

'I laughed to death, unexpectedly wonderful! Come and see, everyone, look forward to the following plot! ’

Fang Bo took off the holograph, still smiling, and took out his phone with a lingering smile, opened his Weibo and edited a text:

“The new drama “Swordsman 4” is so interesting, you guys go watch it, it’s not for fun, there’s no insider, don’t worry!”

Fang Bo searched the Internet and only found a poster he had seen before. Originally, he wanted to capture some highlights from the drama, but because the drama had just been released and there was no publicity, and now he was getting ready for bed, he was too lazy to wear the holograph again to take a screenshot, so he just used the poster picture.

In just two seconds, Fang Bo’s Weibo account ‘A Little White Fish’ received dozens of comments, and the number kept increasing, reaching hundreds in a few seconds.

That’s right, Fang Bo is a Weibo celebrity with millions of fans. His job is to write Weibo, which is commonly known as self-media.

In addition to advertisements, his usual content is sharing food and pets. Except for hot dramas, he will discuss them with everyone, and rarely actively recommend unpopular movies and TV series.

This time, many fans responded quickly, and many of them made witty jokes:

‘This poster… Xiaoyu, are you serious? ’

‘It’s very good, I’ve watched it 100 million times. ’

‘No insider, feel free to watch it. ’

‘Is it really good? I’m just short of dramas. ’

Fang Bo frowned after reading the comments twice. Why don’t you believe my strong recommendation?

He chose two to reply:

‘It’s really not for fun. ’

‘It’s very good, trust me, you will never regret it. ’

After replying, Fang Bo went to sleep. Tomorrow, if there are fans who really watch it, they will know that he is not accepting promotion.

In fact, most fans know that this is not an advertisement, but just a habit of teasing, because old fans know that Fang Bo rarely recommends TV series and movies, and fans who are bored will go to watch it on the spot.

When Fang Bo woke up at noon the next day, he saw that there were nearly 600 comments under his previous Weibo, and he searched for the topic of "Swordsman 4" on Weibo.

In one night, there were more than 50 discussions, and many screenshots and animated pictures were attached.

Fang Bo smiled with satisfaction and edited another Weibo with the topic.

‘ # Swordsman 4 # It’s been a long time since I saw such an interesting unit drama. It’s unreasonable if it doesn’t become popular. I look forward to the second episode tomorrow. ’

Soon, Fang Bo received a lot of comments in agreement, most of which were because of fans who recommended it from him on Weibo last night.

This spontaneous recommendation quickly spread in a fan-like manner, and the number of topics began to gradually increase.