I Became An NPC And Joined The Chat Group

Chapter 25: Tony who doesn’t talk about martial arts, the kidnapped spider.

Spiderzi: “Ah~, the food in the modern world is awesome!”

Spider: “I’ve never eaten such delicious food!”

Spider Zi: “I just came back too early, I feel like I haven’t eaten enough…”

The spoiler is really happy: “You didn’t say a word when you just met Ji, and as soon as you entered the group, you got a lot of fun. You deserve to be.”

Spider: “Ahahahaha…”

Spiderzi: “Well, I’m just too embarrassed to talk…”

Golden Retriever: “At first glance, the old society is afraid.”

Self-destruction master: “Damn it! Brother Chen! Brother Chen, you cheat on me!”

I’m not a Loli control: “Huh? What’s the situation?”

Golden Retriever: “I just came back and saw Hachiman saying that he was trapped by Achen?”

The spoiler is really happy: “@It’s really not a girl, what’s up with Ah Chen? What happened to Hachiman?”

It’s not really a girl: “It’s nothing, I just showed Yukinoshita Yukinoshita “Spring Objects”, and the viewing effect is similar to the ‘flash browsing’ in the group.”

Golden Retriever: “Fuck!”

Spiderzi: “Fuck! Forced spoilers?”

I’m not a Loli control: “It’s really yours.”

The spoiler is really happy: “Achen, your operation is so showy. Speaking of Hachiman, what’s the situation on your side now?”

Master Self-destruction: “Now Yukinoshita is looking at me with a strange look, that look…”

Really not a girl: “Like love?”

Luo Chen interrupted Hikigu Hachiman’s words instantly.

Self-destruction master: “Love like f*ck!”

Self-destruction master: “It’s that kind, that kind, oh, how can I say it…”

Spoiler is really happy: “It’s like the shyness, excitement, embarrassment, embarrassment, excitement, embarrassment, excitement, embarrassment, excitement, embarrassment, embarrassment, embarrassment, shyness, excitement, embarrassment of when a friend who is about to become your girlfriend suddenly learns that it is very likely to become your wife in the future, and all kinds of embarrassing black history things happen in the middle. A complex look formed by emotions such as confusion and confusion?”

Self-destruction master: “Yes, yes, yes!”

Really not a girl: “What wonderful metaphor for riding a horse?”

Happy Spoiler: “That’s right, isn’t it?”

Golden Retriever: “@Self-destruction master so what are you going to do now?”

Self-explosive master: “I don’t know, the stories that have been made up to explain are useless.”

Happy spoiler: “Then tell me about the chat group.”

Self-destruction master: “???”

I’m not a Loli control: “This, can this matter be said?”

Golden Retriever: “That’s right, shouldn’t this be top secret or something?”

Happy spoiler: “Hachiman, can you trust Yukinoshita Yukino?”

Master Self-destruction: “Well, of course.”

The spoiler is really happy: “Isn’t it okay? This group is not a secret that can’t be told, as long as it is a trustworthy person, it will be fine.”

Self-destruction master: “Thank you, Sister Xiaoxiao! Then I’ll explain it.”

After this sentence was sent, Hikigaya Hachiman went offline.

Playboy: “Everyone, I’m back!”

It’s really not a girl: “Welcome, what did you just do? I haven’t seen you in the group.”

Playboy: “Fuck off.”

Happy Spoiler: “Fight? Obadiah is here to send someone off?”

Playboy: “Well, as soon as I came back, I found that Obadeh was flying towards me with the Iron Bully, and then I went up and killed him.”

Playboy: “Here’s the video you want.”

[“Playboy” uploaded the file “Cooking”]

The entire video lasted for more than ten seconds. Tony went up and said “Hello, idiot”, then swept a laser directly over it, cut Obadi in half, and finally said “Goodbye, idiot”, and everyone in the group looked stupid. .

It’s really not a girl: “Damn it! Just put the laser on it when you go up?”

I’m not a Loli control: “Okay, clean.”

The Golden Retriever defeated the dog: “Shouldn’t you force a few words first, then start punching and punching each other, put a few palm cannons in the middle, and finally open the big move? Why did you zoom in at the beginning?”

Playboy: “Fuck you, what else is there to say if you want to kill me? I, Tony Stark, don’t talk much!”

The spoiler is really happy: “Obadai: Tony, you don’t talk about martial arts! You actually attacked me, an old man in his 50s and 60s!”

Playboy: “I’m sorry, the adult society is so dark, and I’m a scientist, talking about martial virtues! [嘚Se.jpg]”

It’s not really a girl: “Yes, yes, this wave is for you.”

At this moment, Shiraori, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke.

Spider Zi: “@All members help!!!”

Spiderzi: “The evil god D kidnapped me! Come on, just me!!!”

Happy Spoiler: “???”

Really not a girl: “@Spider Zi was kidnapped by the evil god D, what the hell is it?”

Golden Retriever: “No wonder Xiaobai has not spoken, it turned out to be kidnapped.”

I’m not a Loli control: “What’s the situation? Tell me in detail?”

Self-destruction master: “I’m still explaining it to Xuexia. As soon as I came back by @, I saw that Xiaobai had an accident.”

It’s really not a girl: “@Self-explosion master don’t worry, I can handle it, you can continue to quibble.”

Self-destruction master: “God’s sophistry! It’s an explanation!”

Master of Self-Explosion: “I’ll go back and explain. [Slip slip.jpg]”

Happy spoiler: “@Spiderzi talk about the situation.”

Spider Zi: “I was caught by the evil god D as soon as I came back! It is now in the room of Jisei Ruoye in the modern world before reincarnation. The evil god D asked me what happened today and said that I have not listened since this morning. to my heart.”

Spider Zi: “And then asked me where I disappeared before, when I was crossing the world! She said that if she didn’t answer, she would make me ‘spider explosion’! Come and save me!!! [Fear.jpg]”

Happy Spoiler: “Ah this…”

Golden Retriever: “It’s obviously a serious matter, but why do I just want to laugh when I hear ‘Spider Explosion’ and see the emoji?”

Really not a girl: “Upstairs, you are not alone.”

Spiderzi: “Woooooo! You are still in the mood to laugh! Come and save me!!!”

I’m not a Loli control: “What’s the situation with that one who can’t hear his heart?”

The spoiler is really happy: “Oh, that, that is the secret method of the chat group. No existence can spy on the hearts of the group members unless the group members voluntarily.”

I’m not a Loli control: “So it is.”

Golden Retriever defeated dog: “Speaking of which, only Achen can go this time, right? After all, the opponent is a god who can play with the planet at will. If one side crosses the abyss platinum wing period in the later stage, it can be dealt with, but it still can’t be done now.”

I’m not Loli control: “Well, I have to continue to become stronger, and now I can only play by Chen.”

Really not a girl: “OK! I’ll come over now!”

Spider: “Thank you, big guy!!!”

The world of reincarnated spiders.

In a dark room with the curtains closed.

“Ara, little spider, haven’t you said it yet? If you don’t say it, I’ll really make you ‘spider explode’~”

Cthulhu D sat on the chair, with a pair of seductive stockings crossed over Erlang’s legs, the upper foot kept swaying gently, and the slippers hanging on it swayed with the feet, as if they would fall off at any time.

The fingers of the right hand rested on the delicate chin, and the left hand supported the right elbow, a leisurely appearance.

“Humph! You wait! The boss will come to save me soon! Let the boss press you to the ground at that time, and then I’ll hammer you! To solve my past revenge!!!”

The spider, who was tied up in the air by the rope of an unknown artifact, shouted loudly, waving his two front feet arrogantly with his forehead exposed.

Since he is often heard, and this time is a big crisis, Shirai is no longer afraid to speak.

“Big guy? Hammer me?”

Cthulhu D was stunned for a moment, his swaying stockings legs stopped, and then he put his legs down, his body slightly forward, his hands resting on his thighs to support his chin, and he laughed happily.

“Hehehe… There really is something about you that I didn’t know happened to me, it really makes me curious!”

“Interesting, that ‘big guy’ should also be a god, right?”

“When the ‘big guy’ you call Little Spider arrives, I’ll tie him up and ask the two of you together.”

As the supreme god, the god in charge of the underworld, the strength of the evil god D is beyond doubt.

She can play with the rules of the planet at will, and she is indeed arrogant.

It’s just that this time I picked the wrong object…

“Snapped!”

“I heard you’re going to tie me up?”

A nice neutral voice came, and Evil God D suddenly froze, placing a hand on her shoulder.

I didn’t notice it at all!

When did it show up behind me?

Is this guy the ‘big guy’ in the mouth of the little spider?

I’ve never heard of a god in this world that I can’t even notice!

At this time, the evil god D didn’t dare to move at all, and the breath of the person behind her deliberately released her to make her feel extremely fearful.

She seemed to see countless things like the rules of heaven and earth surrounding her.

It’s not the kind of planetary rules that she can modify at will, but something more advanced that even she hasn’t touched yet!

“Boss! You are finally here!”

Shiraori waved both front feet excitedly.

“Boss or something is too unfamiliar. Call me Chen or Achen, or Brother Chen.” Luo Chen said with a smile.

“By the way, why don’t you turn on the lights when it’s dark? It’s pitch black. Although you can see it, I still don’t feel used to it.”

As soon as he thought about it, the light switch in this room suddenly turned on, and the rope of the unknown artifact that bound Shiroori was also loosened directly.

“Hey! Okay Achen!”

Bai Zhi, who landed in mid-air, quickly ran behind Luo Chen, climbed directly behind him, and stuck his head out from behind.

It seems that he hasn’t changed his state yet, and he still maintains the same cheerful look as in the group.

Evil God D saw the appearance of this ‘big guy’ from the floor-to-ceiling mirror in front.

It was a beautiful silver-haired girl… No, the “big guy” just introduced himself as “Brother Chen”.

That is to say, this is actually a beautiful blue child paper?

Cthulhu D thought a little inconceivably.

She had lived for so long, and it was the first time she had seen such a beautiful and beautiful man.

“Achen, it’s her! Help me hold her down and let me hammer it first to avenge the past!”

At this time, Shiraori looked very much like those elementary school students who couldn’t beat their classmates at school, and then called their older brothers to help after school.

“Snapped!”

“Oh! Ah Chen, what are you doing!”

Bai Zhi covered his reddish forehead, and Luo Chen retracted the fingers that had snapped Baizhi’s forehead.

“Anyway, she also helped you reincarnate, which is equivalent to giving you a second human… A person born from a spider has also turned on his intelligence, and I can see that the ‘spider explosion’ just now is just a joke, don’t do it like this people.”

“Well, it seems to make sense.”

Bai Zhi thought about it, it seems to be such a reason?

“Forget it, but this guy’s bad taste is really annoying! Anyway, don’t bother me again in the future!”

The last sentence is for the evil god D.

Bai Zhi, whose mood changed quickly, suddenly lost the thought of revenge.

Luo Chen withdrew the hand on the shoulder of the evil god D, and the aura that made her feel terrified immediately disappeared.

“You heard what you said just now. Although I thank you for letting Xiaobai have a second spider life, don’t make fun of it.”

“Fortunately, your ‘spider explosion’ just now was just a joke. If it’s true, I might just smash you and throw your ashes.”

Luo Chen said terrifying words with a flat face.

(ps: Meng new writers ask for support! All kinds of requests! Writing is not easy, readers, please!)*