I became a god in American comics

Time flies, one month later...

"According to relevant sources, in the past ten days, the weapons of Stark Industries that fell into the hands of terrorists due to poor management have been attacked for the fifteenth time."

"The attacker not only destroyed the weapons in the hands of many terrorists, but also rescued countless civilians held hostage by terrorists."

"The attacker was accidentally photographed by the survivors and revealed to be a golden-red robot. This picture immediately caused widespread heated discussion and attention. The golden-red robot was also affectionately called Iron Man by people!

And such a high-tech robot "coincidentally" appears in the territory of terrorists with Stark Industrial weapons every time, which makes people imagine it."

"And today, Tony Stark, the current president of Stark Industries, will also come to the press conference. I believe he will give us a satisfactory answer. Let us wait and see!"

A blonde beauty is in front of the Stark press conference stage, broadcasting the upcoming hot topics to the live broadcast.

Buzz buzz buzz! ! ! !

The familiar roar of a sports car was heard again. A silver Audi R8 entered the scene in a high-profile manner and stopped at the roadside with an almost 360° drift.

The reporters who were still reporting instantly ran towards the R8 at the speed of a 100-meter sprint like a cat smelling blood.

As we all know, Tony Stark loves Audi R8.

Today is another press conference held by Stark Industries.

There is only one person who entered the scene in such a high-profile manner.

Tony Stark!

This hotly discussed figure who combines talent, romance, and money.

The reporters couldn't wait to stick the long microphone above the driver's seat.

Just waiting to record Tony's first words after getting off the car and get the first interview quota.

Even if Tony Stark's first words after getting off the car were swear words, it would be a big fortune for them.

The enthusiasm of the reporters couldn't even be stopped by the security at the scene. It was really because their microphone poles were too long and stretched directly over a few meters away.

The driver's door opened, but Tony Stark's arrogant handsome face did not appear as expected.

A flashy red buttocks first stretched out of the driver's seat and appeared in everyone's eyes.

"Hey, good morning, noon and evening guys, I'm Tony Stark, I feel your fiery enthusiasm, and I'm happy to see you all~"

The exposed red big buttocks swayed, and a deliberately low bubbling male voice came from the car.

The whole audience was silent instantly.

Who are you!

Do you think we are blind!

This is obviously not Tony Stark!

Although Tony Stark is famous for being unruly, he would not be so indecent!

But obviously not everyone realized that the red big buttocks in the car were not Tony Stark.

For example, a young man with a Bugle Daily sign on his body, although he didn't understand why his colleagues present were quiet after "Tony Stark" appeared.

But he saw that no one was competing with him for the interview opportunity, and he couldn't help but get a little too excited. He wanted to squeeze through the crowd and move forward, but his legs got tangled together!

As a result, the long microphone in his hand poked straight at the big butt that was exposed from the car door!

Booze~

"Ah!!!"

Deadpool covered his butt, rolled out of the R8 with a howl, and rolled on the ground with his butt covered.

"Fuck, who exploded my first time today? If you have the guts, stand up!"

Deadpool relieved the local discomfort, rubbed his butt, climbed up, and drew out his two knives. He stared fiercely at the many reporters with long guns and short guns.

Everyone was shocked by his power and took a step back, leaving only the young man from the Bugle Daily who had a bubble in his brain standing there stupidly.

Deadpool grabbed his collar, put the knife on his neck, pulled the microphone from the young man's hand and took a deep breath!

"Yes, that's the smell~ You're the one who blew my ass?!"

The young man had never seen such a scene before, and he was trembling with fear:

"Mr. Stark, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it..."

"Your brain is even more problematic than mine. Do I look like Tony Stark's face that deserves a beating?"

The young man looked at the red mask with rich expressions weakly: "I... I think you look like Tony Stark too..."

What nonsense is this young man talking about!

Deadpool was speechless, and he pulled up his hood to reveal his fried sandy face that was enough to scare a child to tears.

Unexpectedly, the young man in his hand was not scared at all. When he saw Deadpool's face, his eyes rolled up and he fainted.

"Young people today need to improve their psychological quality!"

Deadpool put the mask back on and took the badge on the young man's chest to look at it.

"Eddie Brock, a good name, I hope youDon't let a slimy tentacle monster target you next time."

Deadpool casually threw Eddie onto a fat reporter, jumped onto the press conference platform in two or three steps, and clapped his hands:

"Ladies and gentlemen, follow my lead! ”

After everyone’s attention was focused, Deadpool picked up the microphone on the platform:

“Although I am not Tony Stark, I will host today’s press conference. You can call me Little Deadpool affectionately~”

When the reporters saw Tony didn’t come, everyone’s faces suddenly showed dissatisfaction.

If the real boss didn’t come, then the big news would be gone. There was no need to think that the press conference sent by the assistant was all official rhetoric. They could guess the result before it started.

And Tony Stark was too disrespectful to them. In the past, it was his secretary Pepper Potts who hosted it.

This time, he actually sent a tights pervert to fool them!

But Stark Industries is so powerful that they dare not offend him easily, otherwise if they say something wrong, their own company might be ruined!

“Who wants to see you, a pervert in tights? Where is Tony Stark? He, the host, doesn’t show up at such a big press conference? ! "

Everyone looked at the old white man who spoke in surprise.

Good boy, you have courage, the guy from the newspaper, so brave!

"Mr. Stark is busy with something important now, you know~ So if you have any questions, you can ask me first, and I will answer them for you~"

Deadpool was not angry when he heard it, but made a few gestures that everyone understood with one hand and a 0 with one hand.

(At this moment, Tony was like a red sword, flying out of a round explosion flame, and he sneezed under the mask, who is saying bad things about me?)

"It's useless to ask you, what do you know, a pervert in a tights! Let Tony Stark come out!"

The old white man in the audience didn't buy it, and gave Deadpool a middle finger.

"Wow, this gesture is too unfriendly, it's easy to teach children bad things, is this friend too low quality for a reporter? ”

“It’s none of my business. I’m not a reporter. I’m just passing by!”