I became a god in American comics

Ding-dong~ Ding-dong Ding-dong~~~~

Wade pressed the doorbell frantically, trying to break the doorbell that looked very valuable.

"Sir, what can I do for you? This is private territory. Please don't press the doorbell if you don't have anything else. Leave as soon as possible."

A pleasant female voice came from the microphone next to the doorbell, which made Deadpool look over.

He approached the camera next to the microphone and greeted:

"Hello, hello, I'm here to visit your master, Arnos Stark. I'm his good friend~"

"Then do you have an appointment? The manor is closed today. If you don't have anything important, please come another day. And... please don't press the doorbell..."

The female voice in the microphone was obviously speechless.

This pervert in red tights doesn't look like the master's friend. How could the master know such a pervert!

"I won't, I won't. If you don't open the door for me, I'll keep ringing!"

Deadpool stomped his feet like a child and continued to ring the doorbell frantically, as if he would smash your doorbell if you didn't open the door.

Fake assassination: sneak in silently and solve the target neatly.

Real assassination: smash the opponent's doorbell, forcing the opponent to open the door, then rush in and kill everyone in a high-profile manner.

Click——————

The iron door opened, and Deadpool smiled proudly at the void:

"See, audience, my method is still effective. The real infiltration often uses the simplest method. Learned it~"

Click! Click! Click!

Deadpool's smile froze in the sound of loading, and he slowly turned his head to look at the maids who came to greet him.

Of course, if they didn't hold the loaded tactical assault rifles in their hands, so many maids might have made Deadpool a little excited.

"I'll say it again, private territory, leave immediately!"

A clear and pleasant voice came from the leading maid, but Deadpool couldn't help but complain:

"You actually use maids for security, is your master a pervert who likes to play role-playing?

Master Stark fighting a maid with a gun? I have to say that you really can't imagine the happiness of rich people~"

"Now, unload your weapons, lie on the ground, immediately!"

The maids couldn't help hearing their gods being insulted like this, and all aimed at Deadpool's stinky mouth.

"Sorry ladies, there is no word surrender in my dictionary!"

Deadpool smiled crookedly, slowly pulled out the two swords behind him, and crossed them in front of him to form an X shape.

Bang!

Dang!

With a gunshot, the maids widened their eyes.

Deadpool split the bullets and smiled coldly.

"I can catch all the bullets. You'd better lie on the ground and surrender, waiting for the whipping of Master Deadpool!"

Kaden~

With a crisp sound, Deadpool was showing off, and he was scared to death when he saw the round ball rolling under his feet.

"Shit, you have no martial ethics!"

Boom! ! !

The maids who had been hiding behind the bunker for a long time got up after the grenade exploded.

The leading maid made a gesture, and they dispersed into the dust and smoke of the explosion and surrounded it.

Green lasers shone on the motionless Deadpool.

"Captain, he seems to be dead."

A maid who looked younger said as she looked at Deadpool who was covered in blood and even had a leg blown off.

"Well, it looks like he is dead..."

Bang! Bang!

Two shots to the torso and one shot to the head, and Death came and shook his head.

Looking at the stunned expression of the young maid, the maid captain who led the re-shooting said indifferently: "The master said that we should re-shoot the enemy, not let him die, but let him die thoroughly."

The task is done and he left, hiding his identity and name.

After the maid captain finished re-shooting, she turned around and walked towards the manor without looking back.

The other maids pulled the young maid who had not yet recovered and followed her as if they were used to it.

But it is true that even the god of death would shake his head when such re-shooting came.

But unfortunately, the god of death just didn't want this pervert in red tights.

He has a golden ticket to avoid death in front of death.

"Hey, girls, are you leaving without saying hello?"

An unpleasant voice like a broken wind machine came from behind the maids.

They immediately turned around and aimed their guns vigilantly.

The incomplete Deadpool actually stood up slowly, and his incomplete parts were growing continuously.

The unpleasant sound like breaking the wind came from his throat where the granulation was growing alternately.

The maid team looked at this horrible scene in horror.

"What kind of monster is this! Shoot! Shoot immediately!"

The captain shouted and shot directly.

The other maids reacted quickly and covered the firepower directly!

Bang bang bang...

Dang dang dang...

The bullets rained down like raindrops, but Deadpool, who had returned from death, became extremely brave, swinging his two swords tightly and blocking most of the bullets!

Even if a bullet hit him occasionally, it could not stop him from moving forward!

Just as Deadpool was getting closer and closer, and was about to rush into the crowd to start the massacre.

A slender long leg kicked Deadpool away as he was about to insert his two swords into the bodies of the two maids.

"It's not fair for a superpower to deal with a group of ordinary people~"

A red-haired phantom wearing a black tight combat suit and a curvy figure walked out from behind the maids and smiled charmingly at Deadpool:

"You said it, Deadpool, or Mr. Wade Wilson~"

The huge force made Deadpool slide back a distance, and he stopped when his two knives were inserted into the ground. He looked at the red-haired beauty in front of him and screamed exaggeratedly:

"Wow, wow, wow, did I enter the wrong script? How come there is a senior agent of SHIELD, the famous Black Widow, in the billionaire's Batcave!

Why? SHIELD is short of funds, and wants you to seduce this billionaire so that Black Egg can build a few more safe houses?"

Natasha didn't care about Wade's low-level provocation. Her identity here has never been a secret.

In front of the man with red eyes sitting in the sky, she knew that lying in front of him was equal to death when they met for the first time.

So as early as when she came here, Arno knew everything about her.

Sure enough, the other maids were unmoved by Deadpool's provocation.

"Instructor, how should we deal with this man?"

The maid captain bowed her head and asked Natasha for instructions.

"His ability is very special, ordinary guns are useless, you stay on guard, and I will deal with him."

Natasha pulled out two electric batons from behind, smiled at Deadpool, and swooped down.

I can't kill you, but that doesn't mean I can't shock you~

Natasha's two beautiful big eyes seemed to be able to speak, and Wade instantly understood what she meant in her eyes.

"A good man doesn't fight with a woman, but who makes me a bad guy~"

Deadpool's double swords flashed with a sharp cold light, and he rushed towards Natasha unwilling to be outdone.

Bang!

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